Would You Rather: Video Game abilities

0:01 Welcome to plug in for Player 4. Or you the viewer, are the

0:04 player four. I am your host of this episode,

0:06 Ethan, and these are my friends, Mark.

0:10 Hi. And this is my friend Brandon.

0:12 Hi. You're not me.

0:14 Yeah, I know. I just.

0:16 Stopped the spotlight. Even want to say hi twice?

0:19 Yeah. Hi.

0:20 Hi. There it is.

0:22 How are you guys today? I'm scared.

0:26 Honestly, yeah. So am I, brother so.

0:30 It's a weird, it's a this, this episode is a weird vibe because

0:33 I have a hidden topic that, you know, normally we have notes

0:36 written down, but this time I've hidden the topic from them.

0:39 He he, he didn't just hide the topic.

0:41 He gave us a fake topic that was Logan one in preparation if I

0:48 didn't have this done because I've been working on this for

0:51 two fucking months. That fucking long.

0:54 Yeah, I haven't. I didn't work on the head of

0:57 play in like a while. I didn't work on it straight.

0:59 Oh, OK. And to be fair, I didn't tell

1:01 both of you, but. I just forgot.

1:04 What have we been playing recently?

1:07 Oh God, 'cause I I sunk back into the idol and realm and I

1:12 have started playing Revolution Idol.

1:15 It's actually one of the best idol games I've ever fucking

1:18 played. It's very, very deep, way more

1:23 than any other idol game I've like.

1:25 It just changes. I guess for me, I've been, I

1:31 guess I've been, I've been playing Minecraft still, but

1:35 also have kind of dabbled back in the Fallout 76 after, yeah,

1:41 after a year, yeah, it's been a. While somewhere close to that.

1:47 Yeah, like I just kind of burned myself out.

1:48 So I said, Nah, I don't really want to play this.

1:50 And then I watched the show, and then, yeah, that it.

1:53 Go rekindled some things anyway. Anyway.

1:56 Picks up play Follow. Up and I've also been dabbling

2:00 into some little projects and whatnot, audio projects that are

2:07 pretty much complete. So if you want to hear it, maybe

2:11 you'll put it on that. SoundCloud motion incoming.

2:17 Promotion incoming. That's about that's about all I

2:19 can really do. If I wanted to put this on Apple

2:22 Music, apparently I have to pay money.

2:24 Oh really? That sucks.

2:25 You have to get a distributor. That makes a lot of.

2:29 Sense which I mean it's it, it kind of needs to be there so.

2:35 Fair. OK, Fair enough.

2:36 But man, that's what I've been doing.

2:38 What about you? No.

2:39 Jeez, come on. Man, we got time.

2:41 You guys have been dragging me into risk of rain too.

2:45 Yeah, like, oh, this is actually a lot of fucking fun.

2:48 Well, we are expanding your horizons of rogue lakes.

2:53 And Terraria. And Terraria, we've been

2:55 dragging you into that. And I have really been having

2:59 fun with it. I can, I don't know what it is

3:01 about. Like mining.

3:04 Like not just mining, but mindless mining.

3:06 Mindless mining. I'm just here, just.

3:08 It doesn't end, mind you. Good.

3:11 No matter what you do. The farther you get into the

3:12 game, the more you have to do good.

3:14 That's why I want to play that digging game that you sent.

3:20 I read reviews on that and I'm like, now I'm not sure.

3:25 Honestly, I, I was kind of, yeah, at first I was reading

3:28 some of the reviews. I'm like, man, I don't know.

3:31 But then I'm like, this would be kind of funny.

3:33 And it's only like 5 bucks, not even it's 450.

3:38 It might be, yeah. It might be on sale or

3:40 something. Yeah, after tax, it was like

3:42 485. Yeah.

3:43 But I like, I don't know, it'd be kind of interesting because

3:47 apparently you like what you dig down and.

3:50 It would be funny, but also the reviews say it's like, yeah,

3:52 it's funny at first, but then after it's just boring.

3:55 I'm like, I don't know. I don't know.

3:57 I mean, I just. Haven't had our level autism

3:59 before. I'm about to say and like

4:01 honestly it's almost 5 bucks, you're not really losing much.

4:07 Even if it's like a game you play once.

4:09 Like if it's if it was like 20-30 dollars then I would I.

4:13 Mean I Yeah, you guys know me. I'm very picky with my games.

4:16 Oh, I know. But I bought it so I'm I'm going

4:19 to play it either fucking way, so.

4:21 You know you know what? Like I.

4:23 Said it's only like almost 5 bucks.

4:25 I, I actually, I don't know, you get to explore places and

4:29 whatever. Right.

4:31 Like there is some depth to the game.

4:33 But I mean, you're digging down, so there's got to be.

4:36 I will say I think achievement grinding is catching up to me

4:39 because lately I've just haven't had fun with games.

4:42 Lately. I've been watching anime instead

4:44 of just playing games. And even even then, I've been

4:46 like replaying games that I already have all the

4:48 achievements 'cause I'm like, there's nothing left to do.

4:50 Just have fun. Just just get on, waste some

4:53 time. I'm trying to get into that

4:54 mindset. Like, yeah.

4:55 Yeah. No, that's that's fair.

4:57 Trying to rehabilitate yourself. And you know what?

4:59 I'm proud of you. It's your.

5:02 Achievement addiction has been very noticeable, yeah.

5:07 Don't let it all go to your head now, kid.

5:10 You may have a 51 average game completion rate, but.

5:14 Don't make me look at you like a dad.

5:16 I know what you've been doing son, but.

5:23 I mean, to be fair, that's the kind of game where you just turn

5:26 on the Discord and everybody's in and we're just having a chill

5:29 night gaming and watching anime. Yeah, really.

5:32 I mean, man, I mean, we watching One Punch Man and you, you like

5:36 Mashallah. I knew you were gonna like One

5:37 Punch Man. If you're like, man, I really

5:39 like One Punch Man. I'm like, wow, who would I get?

5:41 The fucking. Main character like like for

5:44 everybody at home. We at.

5:46 Home. I'm not a big anime guy, just

5:50 I've never been. I've been Sims me.

5:52 But Mashall and One Punch Man, yeah, I can.

5:56 I can watch those. Those are they're just, I guess

5:59 I need anime that is just completely absurd and

6:02 ridiculous. Yeah, tough to keep my

6:03 attention. And let me tell you like a word

6:07 punch, but it's funny as fuck. It has, like, it's way funnier

6:11 than Mashall, but they're still both really fucking good.

6:15 Like, I'm just talking like Mashall is funny, but I'm like,

6:17 in terms of like, jokes and whatnot.

6:20 Per episode, yeah like just the the compressed amount of

6:25 laughter cause also the have you noticed, I'm not sure if you

6:28 noticed this, but his face changes, yes.

6:31 Seriously, yes, that shit's weird.

6:35 He goes from looking like a little baby to just like this

6:38 ultra fucking man that's ready to beat the shit out of Jesus.

6:41 Which, I mean, is the show. But yeah.

6:43 We have to get you to watch. This.

6:45 Yeah. Oh, we don't watch this.

6:46 It's you'll. You'll like it.

6:48 I've been waiting to see the Demon Slayer movie with Emma

6:51 though. Yeah, that came out this weekend

6:55 and she's been excited to go see it.

6:57 So we're gonna go hopefully it's seen it in theaters this

7:00 weekend. Yeah, but another anime.

7:04 I will get into the actual topic after this, but that I tried

7:08 watching was like Project Neptunia and I, I've kind of

7:10 seen this around, but I'm like, I'll try it.

7:11 It, it was just really fucking boring.

7:16 The main character just doesn't want to do anything.

7:18 I'm like, sounds like my life. And everyone is trying to get

7:21 them to do something 'cause I guess it's like a computer like

7:24 ACPU or something. There's a stock symbol.

7:26 There's a lot. It's just like, it's just

7:29 boring. And then I, I just was like, you

7:31 know what, Fuck that. I'm going to go to Fist of the

7:32 North Star and just see like fucking explodes.

7:40 But yeah, that fucking. You know it's a video game,

7:43 right? No, I do not.

7:45 Yeah, Patrick, if I remember correctly, Yeah, I think it was

7:48 Fisting or star. There's the thing I remember

7:52 from it is there's like this cooking mini game or some shit

7:55 or No, no, no, it was you're a bartender and you have to like,

8:00 you know, make the drinks and whatever.

8:02 And there's a cutscene where once you get done, you literally

8:04 like he makes this super fast. Like I'm like, I'm watching this

8:12 shit as my brother's playing. I'm like, what the fuck are you

8:14 playing, dude? What does this make as he's

8:18 mixing it super fucking fast and he slams the motherfucker down

8:22 like, yeah, there it is. What?

8:25 So that's that's it's weird. All right, well.

8:32 Let's get into the to the actual topic of the episode, which is

8:35 would you rather so originally this is what took me so long.

8:40 It was going to be mundane edition from video different

8:43 abilities that are extremely mundane from different video

8:47 game titles. That was the original, but now

8:50 it's just now it's just would you rather so video game

8:53 abilities? But yeah, not like it was just

8:55 it was hard trying to find mundane abilities from different

8:58 video game series 'cause I got 40 different video game series.

9:02 And I'm not talking like oh, Star Wars.

9:04 No, I'm talking like strictly video games.

9:07 It was written down. Yeah, it's on my phone.

9:08 Oh shit. Of course I I memorized.

9:12 This. Yeah, I'm like this picture like

9:13 you. Did not memorize.

9:14 All. This.

9:16 I'm sorry man. So which one, which one do you

9:19 guys want to say? And you guys can debate this

9:21 like between yourselves or, you know, like.

9:23 OK. We're saying like, what did you

9:25 guys think you would like? Why or what not?

9:27 Explain. OK, but who wants to go first

9:30 'cause I have 10. I have 10 questions for each of

9:32 you. Oh.

9:32 Son of a bitch. And they're directed at each of

9:36 us specifically. Yeah.

9:37 Oh fuck. Oh my God.

9:39 Mark, we're in for some fucks. It's drink a little bit more of

9:42 my beer. It's way less worse than you

9:45 think it is. Oh no.

9:47 It what you say it's way. Worse than way less Worse.

9:50 Oh, OK. I was like, oh, here we.

9:52 Go. It's nothing to get.

9:55 Alright, throw me in. OK, alright, Brandon, I'll take

9:57 that. Would you rather go simulator

9:59 the tongue grample or Mario triple jump?

10:05 Oh, see man, the triple, the triple drums, nice.

10:08 I can fucking reach things because I'm short.

10:11 So hyper realistic lips appear on the screen just.

10:20 Short, like the close up of SpongeBob.

10:23 Like it's about like. Hector's but God, man.

10:28 Hyper exaggerated 2 Just short, but like you, you can jump

10:33 really high and like you can reach like you have to have like

10:35 you have to have like distance you.

10:36 Have yeah 'cause you got a, you got a combo to jump.

10:39 But you also have to have vertical distance like you can't

10:41 you can't jump in the house. No, you'll just crack your skull

10:43 open. But like tongue grapple, you can

10:45 be like, hey, you see that building over there?

10:47 I can ragdoll. I mean you might die on landed

10:49 but. So see but then the.

10:52 If we're accounting for real world physics, no.

10:55 Would it be more like a goat simulator goat tongue grab where

10:59 you just kind of flop it on the ground?

11:01 That's what I'm thinking. Cuz.

11:02 That's technically real life physics.

11:05 We can go like you have the ability, but you have there

11:09 there's real life enabled or you can just be like, however the

11:11 ability works in game. That's how it works in real

11:13 life. In this scenario.

11:14 I should say here's the problem right dumbling around

11:17 everywhere. Nobody talks about getting like

11:19 the fucking Rd. burn if you get stuck on it.

11:21 That's what I'm saying I. Was gonna say, like with with

11:24 Goat Simulator, yeah, yeah, I throw yourself against some

11:28 fucking wall shit, you know, or get hit by a goddamn truck, you

11:33 know, to get up and you're perfectly fine.

11:35 So, and, but I gotta watch what I'm licking then 'cause and that

11:40 that would 'cause then you can lick people.

11:42 And that's like kind of weird. That that approaches some topics

11:47 we probably should just steer away from.

11:48 Yeah, like there, but I mean. Understanding the Internet.

11:51 Think about this though. Imagine your phone's across the

11:54 counter. You don't wanna get up.

11:56 You have it in your in your hand.

11:57 Now, since it's such a light object, you know where your

12:00 phone has been. I was gonna say it, but yes,

12:03 yes, that is. It's an example.

12:06 It's an example. I I guess I would take.

12:09 It's a, it's a pretty niche sort of ability though, because if

12:14 you were to lick something like paper, well, now you just ruin

12:16 the paper. Well, this is, was this what I'm

12:18 talking about? Originally it was mundane.

12:20 That's why I had to expand. It it's.

12:22 So I'm sure this is a thought exercise.

12:25 Now I'm just mad. So I I guess my question would

12:28 be, do I still have the use of my arms?

12:31 I mean, yeah, why not? OK cuz I mean just don't lick

12:34 the fucking paper like you know. So I guess I would take the Goat

12:39 simulator tongue you. Would hold.

12:41 Hold on though. Think of it this way.

12:42 Don't forget we live in a place that gets really cold during the

12:45 winter. I just make sure my tongue isn't

12:48 out and I won't use it outside. I think it's wrong thing, maybe

12:55 you got a point there. It would be funny cuz then,

12:57 well, can I pull myself up with? My tongue.

13:01 I mean, if you have the ability in the game, it kind of like

13:03 rubber bands you to your to your.

13:05 So I could literally. Just a destination of where your

13:08 tongue lands. Yeah.

13:10 Kind of like Spider Man, but not really.

13:12 But not really it's. Spider go.

13:14 Here's the beer. OK, No, I think I would do that.

13:20 I think I. Would do the tongue grapple.

13:21 The tongue grapple, Yeah, I'll get.

13:23 Him Good. All right.

13:23 He's ready to stay out. I am.

13:26 It's going to be used against me in the court of law.

13:28 So Mark, I would OK, this is kind of where it shattered, but

13:33 Mortal Kombat the get over here move or Metal Gear the cardboard

13:38 box. Oh fuck.

13:42 Oh boy. This is kind of where it

13:46 shattered a bit. Would you fit in the cardboard?

13:52 Box. Well, it was big enough.

13:54 I mean, if it, let's say it's skilled proportional to his

13:58 body, OK, OK, it's going to be a big ass fucking box.

14:04 I'm not that I'm not that fan of a band.

14:07 I'm that I, I'm just fucking. You are tall.

14:10 You are a burly man. I am a tall sort of muscular

14:16 band like I've I've got not like a a lot of fed, but I am

14:22 definitely I have meat to be. Yes.

14:24 Yes, you do. Yes, it's gonna be a bigot.

14:28 I have a question. Yes.

14:30 Is the box an Amazon box? I guess whatever box you wanted

14:34 it to be, How about? That, I mean, at that point,

14:36 yeah. My wife loves Mortal Kombat too.

14:41 This is about you. This.

14:42 Is about. You, not her.

14:44 Good point. Sorry about.

14:46 It's not about her, but at the same time that's so iconic.

14:50 Just get over here and then it's got sort of the same niche.

14:55 But here's the thing. Kind of like the tongue grass.

14:57 That's what I'm not. That's what I'm saying.

14:58 If it's like the tongue grapple, however, you know, like the

15:00 paper, OK, well, the paper is now wet.

15:02 Whatever. Well, that that was fucking

15:04 shredded. Now it's fire.

15:05 Now it's confetti. You're not going to get the.

15:08 Paper. It's burning confetti because

15:10 it's the fucking Hellfire and anything that you can do with

15:14 the tongue grapple, like bring an object to you, is fucking

15:17 like stand. And that's durable enough, yeah.

15:21 Don't do it with your phone and it goes above.

15:22 Oh God, with cardboard box. Very funny.

15:29 It is very. Funny.

15:30 It is very funny. That would be something to see.

15:35 We need to try this now. That's how you get out of work.

15:42 Mark. What else?

15:46 I think we'll go with the cardboard box.

15:48 He's going with the cardboard box.

15:50 Ladies and gentlemen. Handled.

15:51 I'll go with the cardboard box. All right, back to you, Brandon.

15:55 Chris. As long as I don't get like an

15:57 awkward scene where I have to walk through a sewer naked,

16:00 that's good. Oh, Oh yeah, you right.

16:04 So question number 2 is Tie the Tasmanian Tiger Lasso Rang or

16:10 Metroid Ball Roll. So the lasso rang in the game.

16:16 There's like floating hooks or whatever that you can like lasso

16:19 onto and like swing from. But let's just say you can use

16:22 it, you know, kind of like any like a spider man roles thing or

16:24 like a it's the third time he's had like a grapple ability.

16:30 I'm afraid I I feel like this. I feel like this.

16:34 Would you rather is a front to something else too.

16:38 He's learning. Oh yeah, that doesn't make me

16:42 feel good. See I guess I'm kind of biased

16:48 cuz with playing Destiny lately being the morph ball.

16:52 Right. Or the matters.

16:54 The matters are but basically the morph ball.

16:57 Right, so. So I.

16:59 It's a fun time yeah, I don't really I don't blame you there

17:03 that don't like cuz like even in like what Metroid primate comes

17:05 from. It comes from one of the.

17:10 No, the 2DS, right? Yeah, the original.

17:12 You still move pretty. Fast.

17:13 Yes, you move really fast. And The thing is, I also have

17:16 the grapple. I just hope the Goddard will

17:18 like, chop off my tongue, you know?

17:22 That would suck. It's just on the ground, you

17:25 know? It's just flapping on the

17:26 ground. It's like all right, so this is

17:28 going to be a little tricky for you, mark so portal.

17:33 Oh no the no fall damage OK. Or Titanfall 2 movement.

17:40 Oh, oh, that's hard. Dude, this is me.

17:43 Oh, that's. Yeah, because you can take the

17:46 movement, you can like slide it and run across walls, but you'll

17:48 take full damage. Or would you rather just not

17:51 take? You know how much I love

17:52 Titanfall 2 as mechanics? I know you do shit, but Portal,

17:59 you can fall from the fucking moon and be I'm fine.

18:02 Every single bone in my body perfectly pristine.

18:06 But like they've got 2 British voice actors just making fun of

18:11 me for being parentless apparently.

18:15 But the Titanfall 2 movement is fucking buttery.

18:18 Oh my God. Fucking buttery smooth.

18:20 But there's. Like.

18:26 There's a full damage Titanfall, Yeah.

18:26 I mean, there is no fall damage. Yeah.

18:29 So, so that just ties it right back.

18:31 You're you're a fucking genius. Fair enough.

18:34 All right, Fair enough. Move it.

18:38 He's got a point. A fucking lawyer.

18:40 You found the loophole. He did.

18:42 He did. All right, Brandon.

18:44 'Cause I'm thinking about them. Get back to you.

18:46 So Dark Souls, the Estes flask. It's just a heel feeling at him.

18:51 I think it. I think, I haven't played the

18:53 games, but I think it comes back when you go to a bonfire or.

18:55 Something. I think it.

18:56 Yeah, I think it. Replies.

18:57 That's typically the mechanic or Animal Crossing pitfall trap.

19:01 You can just fucking prank. Man, I could be a.

19:06 Damn, you could prank however many people you want.

19:11 Hey boss, come over here. Someone who's being an asshole

19:14 stand right there. Or you could just heal whenever

19:17 you wanted to. You put that into the aisle way

19:19 of a grocery store and you just watch people trying to enter the

19:24 building. They're unsuspecting.

19:26 I have such an awful thing in my head right now, but I'm not

19:30 saying it. Oh no, but you would also.

19:32 You would also have to pre plan this too.

19:33 Yes, you have. Yeah, you.

19:35 Would very well have to pre plan this.

19:38 Does he only get one? Yeah, How many do I get?

19:41 I don't know. I guess it just comes down to

19:44 prep time. How many can you?

19:48 How many can you get me? Cuz I don't think I've ever.

19:51 Here's the problem. You start running into the legal

19:54 implications of sitting traps in public.

19:56 Yeah, I would. Get Really.

19:58 Careful, I would get arrested. You'd have to be careful.

20:01 Fucking Rosetti will come after. Me Rosetti What?

20:06 Are you doing but but OK, so let's go back to Dark Souls a

20:12 healing. Flask.

20:13 Yep. Yes, OK.

20:16 Does that cure all known diseases?

20:18 Honestly, I don't know how Dark Souls work, if they have any

20:21 like because I've never played the games, so I don't know.

20:23 I, I, I think it just heals you. There's some status effects that

20:26 probably, I'm not sure if there's status effects.

20:28 That's the word. I'll, I'll do it with my limited

20:31 knowledge of how saccharo works. That's kind of the thing where

20:35 you have your healing mechanic, but there's also kind of like

20:38 this sickness mechanic that I would say heals itself at the

20:43 very least. It definitely heals wounds.

20:47 I need some more beer. Because if it was like where it

20:52 could heal diseases, cancer like that, I would take it no

20:56 problem. But wounds, I mean, that's fine.

20:59 Because if you had like a bad wound to the point you're

21:02 bleeding out, then sure, right? You know, nasty paper cut.

21:05 But. Well.

21:10 But see, there's, there's the question was it's like, what's

21:14 it taste like? If it tastes like cherry cough

21:18 syrup, I will be pissed. OK, but OK so with with having

21:24 these abilities. So like let's say animal.

21:26 Crossing like like the benefits of the of the the flask is good

21:30 and all, but if it tastes like shit, you're not.

21:32 What the Hell's to? Doing it.

21:33 No, I'm not going to want to fucking drink it.

21:35 Yeah. So it would have to taste good.

21:38 Well, I mean, if you're on the like, if you're bleeding out and

21:41 going to die. I mean, you're not going to give

21:44 a fuck, but no, with Animal Crossing, OK, with the pitfall

21:47 stuff, all right. So it's like, would I be in the

21:51 world of Animal Crossing then at this point?

21:53 Like, am I not the real world? I mean, all I typed up is that

21:59 this was the abilities and this is hardly even a hardly even an

22:03 ability question if I'm being honest.

22:06 It's more so items, yes. But it yeah, yeah, 'cause if I'm

22:12 in the Animal Crossing reverse one, I'm one of the.

22:16 Funniest shit? Yeah, one I would be funny too.

22:18 I would know why. Yeah, well, you got you got Nook

22:22 looking at you from a distance. Like did you pay your house

22:24 payment? I've come for your knees.

22:27 I've come for your knees, and if you forget to save, God help you

22:30 Well, but. To be fair, that's like just

22:32 about the first game. He gets lighter as as the game

22:34 progressed. Well, yes, I guess when I think

22:37 of Animal Crossing, I think of the fucking original of.

22:40 Course, yeah, that's what everyone thinks of maybe, maybe

22:43 New Horizons or New Horizons that's maybe like city folk or

22:48 something. But I I would place my bets on

22:50 the 1st and the newest. Yeah, or New leaf.

22:54 New leaf was great. Yeah, New Leaf was pretty good,

22:57 but. I have no comment on this.

22:59 Honestly one of the less was pretty pretty known too.

23:02 Which one? Wild West?

23:03 I think that was the. Oh, wild world.

23:05 We are wild world. I think that was the DS1.

23:07 Yes, yes, that. I think I actually have that on

23:10 my Steam Deck, yeah, Anyway, but yeah, the that.

23:17 Would be fun. It would.

23:18 Be funny it would it? Would funny.

23:20 It would be. Honestly.

23:22 I'm gonna go with the pitfalls because of the just the stupid

23:25 nature. He's going with the pitfalls.

23:27 I just gotta make sure I remember where I put them 'cause

23:29 I might fuck myself. Yeah, that's, yeah, really.

23:32 But I saw, Yeah. OK so a lot of people might get

23:36 mad at me for this and please put in the comments below, but

23:40 Final Fantasy, if there's only one thing I know about Final

23:43 Fantasy is that you can suplex a train.

23:46 So Final Fantasy suplex or Yakuza?

23:51 The ability to throw heavy objects.

23:53 Ohh Yakuza. This is this is a direct to me,

23:56 isn't it? Yes, it is, Mark.

23:58 Granted, you're already brutally strong.

24:00 I know I can already throw heavy objects, but I'm talking like

24:03 bike racks and like other shit like that.

24:05 Yeah. Have you played Yakuza?

24:07 I've played neither of these you can you can pick up I've granted

24:11 I have not really played so this is my fault.

24:13 I don't really know final. Fantasy, but Oh well.

24:15 Final. Yeah, I've played.

24:17 But Yakuza, yeah, you can pick up like vending Michigan.

24:19 Dude, I'm gonna stop. Pro man, my man Cosima Q.

24:24 He can fuck you up, let me tell you.

24:28 And he looks stylish while he does it.

24:30 Oh, he will. But this will be a glow, too.

24:32 Yeah, that's funny. Like you have this like dragon

24:35 powers and whatever. Yeah, I think it's like dragon,

24:38 I think that's the yellow one. No, there's like.

24:40 Different colors. There's different colors, yeah.

24:42 So yeah, you can. You literally can pick up things

24:46 that you. Couldn't.

24:48 So just have that in mind. I want, I want to say like car

24:52 level. Let let me just let me just let

24:56 you guys know what's running through my mind at at this

24:59 point. OK, on one hand, with the train

25:02 suplex I can channel my inner Markiplier and be like I could

25:05 take a trolley. I mean, yes, you could, yes.

25:09 Sure, reference the the the trolley.

25:12 Here's the thing how it works though in this is the only thing

25:15 I know about like this ability is that suplex doesn't work on

25:18 things that have the assigned thing of heavy.

25:23 OK so the train should have had assigned a heavy but it didn't

25:28 and when they made the game or something they did not assign it

25:32 just for the fucking funny of it.

25:33 So you could quite literally suplex a train suplex even

25:36 though you shouldn't in the magic.

25:38 Also funny enough, in the magic card art there's someone running

25:41 full speed at a train. That's what I was thinking of

25:44 cause Patrick fucking showed me that he's like, well he's

25:46 suplexing a train. That's why.

25:50 Yeah. So that's.

25:52 Just a little one mistake. So let's say if if this was real

25:56 life logic, you could just suplex any fucking train you

25:59 wish. But anything that's like around

26:02 a car or bigger, you can't. Trains are your exception.

26:08 Let's give you like 1000 lbs. If we're going in the real life

26:12 logic, if we're going with real logic, that limitation though,

26:18 that's just, it's £1000 you're throwing at somebody.

26:23 Oh, oh, you're talking about, I thought you were talking about

26:25 the suplex though. Oh, no, no.

26:26 Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that.

26:28 I mean, Grant, yeah, you could suplex anybody.

26:30 Yeah, It's either I could throw the object or I could suplex the

26:35 object. That's the thing.

26:36 I mean, you could also. Don't forget you can also beat

26:39 them with the object. You can not just throw it.

26:41 You beat the fuck out of it. You got him.

26:43 But. Also you can pick up this person

26:45 to launch it like a rocket. Yes you can either way.

26:47 No, either way, with Suplex or Yakuza, I think I'm gonna go

26:54 with the Yakuza ability there. You guys kind of hold me over

26:57 with that. I mean there's a lot more I

26:59 could do to be fair. It's a really good like either

27:02 way, I don't think you're missing out on any.

27:04 No, you've got. Some man being Kazuma, man, he's

27:08 cool. I fucking love him dude.

27:12 Oh my fucking God. All right, well, that was

27:14 question 3, so on to question. You've only done three.

27:17 Well, no, that's shit. Yes, three each.

27:20 So 4 for you, Brandon Kirby copy ability.

27:27 So you have to consume something to copy them or Legend of Zelda

27:31 gliding leaf. No, man.

27:37 You'd be like, watch this Eiffel Tower just.

27:42 Hey Eiffel Tower, just swallow the Eiffel Tower I.

27:46 Didn't say I didn't say mouthful mode.

27:50 You could. You could be Carby.

27:52 I could. Wow.

27:52 No, I didn't. I did not say mouthful mode.

27:55 God damn I could be. Carby, man, if I could be Carby,

27:57 I'd be fine. I take that.

28:01 You'll be driving down the freeway.

28:02 You see the little hand just going his feet daily from the

28:09 back. Just his shoes long gone You.

28:17 Have to Why can't I beat? Kirby, you set these set the

28:20 limitation. I know, I know.

28:23 I put I put the funny thoughts into the heads of people, OK?

28:27 Now I just see my fucking eyes on the on the side of the truck

28:30 looking like a hammerhead. Shark, do you want Kirby mode?

28:34 Would that would that would that influence your choice?

28:38 Oh, yeah, I would. OK, I don't want an actual

28:41 debate going on. Yeah, yeah, I know.

28:43 Hold on. But let's talk about the leaf

28:44 glide, OK? All right, That's all I have to

28:47 say about the leaf glide. Yeah.

28:48 Really. Anyway, back to Kirby.

28:50 I mean I. Mean look, you'll run out of

28:52 steam and as you're holding onto the leaf and then you're.

28:55 Just that would flop and suck, yeah.

28:57 Well, granted, you could also, like, you know, use it right as

29:00 you're about to land and the true but.

29:04 Annoying me. I'm going to be dumb and not do.

29:06 That Oh no, it's slipped. You might rip your arms off.

29:10 Yeah, like. That that's the least of my

29:12 concern. That's that's a lot of force to

29:15 take on your damn arm sockets that's gonna dislocate a

29:18 shoulder. Not wrong.

29:20 But if you do, if you do some like grip strength or something

29:22 like that, you can I'm sure you can do arm Yeah, I'm tracing it.

29:25 I'm training and increase your stamina.

29:29 But like but then if I if I fuck up but then I fucked up.

29:35 You also have to carry around a leaf with you, a giant leaf

29:39 that's going to be really impractical for most purposes.

29:41 You can fold it up just to get into a parachute.

29:46 Does it get eaten by insects? It's a leaf it's probably going

29:50 to get eaten by that would suck. I'm gliding all of a sudden the

29:52 bugs like there's. Just a random ass cicada coming

29:56 along that. 'D be just my fucking luck.

29:58 You could. You could.

29:59 Also move to like a remote location in some like random ass

30:02 forest and just pick up a giant leaf anytime you want it to.

30:05 So you could replace it. But then that means it has

30:09 durability, and you really have to rely on the fact that it's

30:12 given. How about this?

30:13 Insects can't eat this leaf. OK, how about that?

30:15 That makes it a bit nothing. That gives it a bit more of a

30:18 chance. I put some insect propellant on

30:20 the bitch, yeah. Offspray God.

30:25 Damn it man. Like.

30:27 No, no can. Can he catch it with the wind

30:30 and it carries him off? Can he actually use the leaf to

30:34 drink? I would say so, yeah.

30:35 Yeah, getting a little bit of aerodynamics in this.

30:40 I wonder if I would get shot down by the the military because

30:45 I'm I'm an aircraft that isn't, you know, I'm a very

30:49 unidentified aircraft that's flying must get down now or we

30:54 prepare to shoot. That would suck.

30:57 That would. Well, granted, it would be

31:00 identified. It would be, oh, look, it's

31:01 brand. Oh, look at that.

31:03 It's a man. It's a no, It's just a man.

31:05 It's just a man. Yes, it's a bird.

31:07 It's a plant. Steal the military.

31:09 Go look at me like man, what the fuck?

31:11 Well here's another thing, you'd be at the mercy of the wind too.

31:16 Also just imagine the amount of views you can get on YouTube and

31:20 all those services. I mean yes, but.

31:23 Also this would suck because I'm afraid of heights so this would

31:27 not go well for me. Fair enough.

31:31 So honestly, I'm going to have to do Kirby.

31:33 OK, OK, even though I can't do Kirby.

31:36 OK, I'm gonna try anyway. I'll.

31:38 But never mind. He's.

31:41 Gonna be he's gonna be stuck onto the the side mirror just

31:45 flopping like a fish trying to become.

31:47 Car and I go pass you guys 'cause you're the car's in my

31:53 mouth and just I can't really talk all.

31:54 Right, Mark, this is your cheeks come.

32:13 Gotta make sure you keep your mouth closed too, otherwise

32:15 you'll get bugs. All right, Mark, this one's more

32:17 of a preference. So OK, question 4 for you.

32:21 A spiral fire breath or the Witcher igne.

32:26 One of them you need your hands to use the igne symbol, True.

32:30 Or the other one you could just fucking breathe fire, dude.

32:33 It's more so a preference than anything, yeah.

32:35 Really fire be cool as shit. Yeah, but also if your hands are

32:40 occupied, just right down there. Yeah, if somebody makes you mad.

32:46 But also like, think about how cool it would be.

32:47 You just would be like like make us something.

32:52 I I, I haven't played much Aspiro, but I have played a

32:57 little the little bit of Witcher from the world crossover affair.

33:06 That's kind of, that's kind of what I thought about when I

33:08 thought, because that's the only thing I know about Witcher is

33:09 that igne symbol, Yeah. Like I'm not very familiar with

33:13 the Witcher, like I've played it, but like very briefly.

33:17 Right, me too. Honestly, I kind of, I kind of

33:20 like the idea that I'll actually be able to control of my hands.

33:24 OK, Yep, Because I I feel like if I open my mouth the wrong

33:28 way, I'm going to be breathing fire in the wrong instance.

33:32 Hey babe, especially because I drinking pop and alcohol is

33:38 gonna or you cause me the burp is just.

33:42 About and I'm gonna look just like what we said earlier, my

33:46 hair back and all that shit after my fucking thing explodes.

33:51 Just fucking smoke like that. Yeah, well, especially the the

33:56 shadow. Like just steps the wrong.

33:58 Alcohol, that alcohol will fucking make that shit.

34:03 Like. So much more potent play.

34:05 You will be a flamethrower. Yeah, like, yeah, a bigger

34:10 flamethrower, a bigger flamethrower, more like less

34:12 than oh, you're children's game dragon and more of like a World

34:17 War 2 flamethrower. Yeah.

34:20 He's not wrong. I referred.

34:23 So you're going igne on this one?

34:25 Yeah, I'm gonna go with igne. I like be able to control it OK.

34:28 That sounds. Pretty good.

34:30 Yeah, fair enough. Like I said also, if you have

34:32 your hands, you know, consume the, you know, carrying the

34:34 groceries, for example, the strength of feet down.

34:38 Sorry babe, I can't take the groceries.

34:41 My hands are fire today so. Boy.

34:50 Here's for you Brandon. Devil May Cry, Devil Trigger, or

34:56 Resident Evil 1 liners. Where's everyone going?

35:04 Bingo. Bingo.

35:05 You almost became a Jill sandwich.

35:08 I looked this up before. Let me just look up Devil

35:10 Trigger. Just a.

35:11 Yeah, 'cause I'm not really sure what that is.

35:13 So look at this dining room. So it acts as a power bank

35:18 storing demonic energy to be released later.

35:23 It's let's see, what exactly does it?

35:26 Ah, fuck you fandom. Is it kind of like a rage mode?

35:29 I believe so. I've already got rage, so I

35:32 mean. Well, in double triggers you

35:34 could you could supercharge so some characters, while using

35:38 double trigger, take on a demonic form.

35:39 In this form, the character's physical and magical attributes

35:41 are amplified, and the character may have access to upgrades,

35:44 even additions to the normal abilities like flying or

35:46 hovering. OK.

35:51 God, what? The one liners you can do.

35:54 One liners already but it doesn't take skill in any

35:59 situation. In any situation he can just

36:03 fucking clap right back anyone anytime.

36:09 True. Someone tell you're ugly.

36:11 Wow. Just how funny would it be to

36:15 instantly shut down any sort of road rage confrontations?

36:20 You're already pissed off in the morning.

36:22 Some asshole cuts you off, they're pissed off at you.

36:25 Get out of the car to come beat your ass.

36:27 All of a sudden you shifted to demonic form.

36:30 And they just go ghost white. Let me just shift and do maximum

36:34 OverDrive. Yeah, but.

36:39 Yeah, I mean, I yeah, I guess I could like already do the one

36:43 liners. But also like, at that point it

36:44 might be haunted down by the like, government or some shit

36:48 if, if you know, word spreads enough that there's a fucking

36:51 demon. I just take them all out and

36:52 that's all. Right.

36:54 I mean that that's what the rage is for.

36:56 That's what the rage is for. Yeah, turn off.

36:58 Turn. Off or you just keep moving you

37:00 start seeing exact places but one liners you can instantly

37:03 shut any like anything down anybody.

37:10 And like that would be. You already come back pretty

37:12 well, but he being even better at that.

37:14 Oh man. Especially within our own group.

37:18 That would be fucking funny as shit.

37:21 Or, or recording shit. Yeah, I'm waiting him over.

37:28 Fuck, fuck. I'm trying to think of arguments

37:30 here. Hold on you.

37:32 Can't. You can't.

37:33 He's staying. I'll give you a moment, Mark,

37:35 but even just for the purpose of being funny, I mean, fair, I

37:42 don't think I really got much on this one.

37:44 And with Brandon, like you said, you don't like being mad.

37:47 No, I don't. No SO.

37:48 You honestly don't like being mad so.

37:50 No. So it's like it really.

37:53 If I wanted to be pissed off, OK, sure, yeah.

37:57 But man, the one liners are fucking great.

38:00 Dude. Even though they're so cringy.

38:04 But they're really great, though.

38:08 We're going to do the one line. Yeah, buddy, Yeah, buddy.

38:13 I knew all right, being with a decent.

38:15 What do you got me? It was a good try.

38:17 All right, so for you this is number 5 or #6 this is number 5

38:21 #5 OK, Funny enough, neither of this applies to you, so I think

38:25 this one's pretty easy, but OK. Shante hair whip OK or crash Ben

38:31 spin. That would be horrifying to see

38:35 him spin that fast, holy shit. So I can hear with but I've got

38:45 extremely short hairs. But if you grow out your hair,

38:47 oh man. I can't really do that though

38:51 because my hair gets so scratchy then and oily too.

38:54 I really. Oily.

38:55 Hey man, it it, that's what. I'm saying this one didn't

38:57 really work for any of you. Yeah, this is an oversight in my

39:00 part. What the?

39:01 Fucking crash spin. That would be funny.

39:05 What if you're like, how well do you do with spinning and just

39:09 you know, like nausea? Cuz I can just just with general

39:13 with general spinning I'm okay cuz crash even then he spins.

39:18 Really. Fucking yeah.

39:19 Like super fast. This combobulate fast.

39:23 But he's fine, OK, He's. Fine afterwards.

39:27 And he always, for some reason, always ends up in the same

39:31 orientation. Yeah, like he could be, I could,

39:35 I could be looking at the Sonic poster spin, still see it or

39:39 like after I'm done spinning. So I can I can pretty much

39:42 reenact like tis the yeah. Yeah, you could.

39:45 Cheating spins. Hey man, you can even make the

39:48 make the noise too. I'm right, Black Jesus.

39:54 Christ. And you're unvulnerable.

39:59 Oh, OK. Oh shit, nothing's.

40:01 Burnt so long since I played a crash game.

40:03 Nothing. Nothing hurts you.

40:05 Well, there are some things in the game that'll.

40:06 Start environmental hazard. But that's not about the.

40:09 Game words will hurt me. You deflect them, somebody,

40:15 somebody makes you mad, You just.

40:17 Damn it, somebody. Somebody makes you mad, just

40:20 spin right, right next to them and they just go flying, you

40:24 know? You just spin.

40:25 Just certain dominance, you know?

40:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you would scare the shit.

40:28 Out of somebody, they scare the shit of people.

40:32 Even better. So we're going with a spin.

40:34 Yeah, we're going to go with a spin.

40:35 And that concludes round 5 S halfway.

40:38 All right, we're halfway through.

40:40 Brandon for you with. I just want to interject.

40:44 Brandon, how you feeling? Yeah, how you feeling?

40:46 Brandon? Let's do this.

40:46 Let's do this. How do you guys think?

40:48 So Brandon, you have you have tongue, grapple, ball roll,

40:51 pitfall trap, copy ability and one liners.

40:57 Does that make you a better person?

41:00 Does that fulfill your life? Yeah, I'd be happy with it.

41:04 I'd be all right. I mean, I think, I think you

41:06 could probably do like, you know, maybe without ball roll,

41:08 just I mean, you'd be fine coming out of it like.

41:14 Hey you guys want to see this cool trick you know?

41:21 Won't you be fair in the game? It doesn't hurt.

41:23 No, it doesn't hurt. You just literally go into a

41:25 ball. Yeah, so.

41:27 It'd be fine. I do still like it though.

41:30 OK, you could be ball rolling and you could use your grapple

41:33 tongue to give you more momentum.

41:35 Just gotta make sure not to do the grapple then the ball roll.

41:38 And Mark, you have a, you have the cardboard box from Metal

41:42 Gear. I want to see this in.

41:46 Purse it has Igni so be so don't burn your car.

41:52 You'll get, you'll get noticed. Anybody got a light?

41:58 Reaches out-of-the-box? Here you go.

42:03 Yes. We also have Titanfall 2

42:07 movement so if you do get discovered you can just like

42:10 slide dash on the fucking walls. What the fuck was that?

42:13 As you're sliding a car running across the wall or whatever you

42:17 have to. You can throw heavy objects and

42:20 you can spin ungodly fast. I'm becoming an unstoppable

42:24 force. You are yours are scary.

42:27 Holy fuck. Mine are just kind of like for

42:30 the funny. I was, I was kind of concerned

42:33 like you, I was kind of thinking this when I was placing this

42:39 like, Oh my God, marks just a. Tank, you pretty much are, yeah.

42:43 For dead tank. And and we're not even done.

42:49 It gets worse. It gets worse from here, yes.

42:52 OK, so leading into the second-half, number six for

42:57 Brandon Bioshock Plasmid specifically enrage.

43:02 You can enrage anybody you pick a target in and rage and they

43:06 make them angry. They will start fighting

43:07 anything and everything within vicinity.

43:10 That's what that one does. Or Castlevania.

43:12 Vampiric possession. Oh no.

43:17 So I could possess somebody. Yeah.

43:19 Oh no. You see?

43:21 You see what I could do with this?

43:22 You see? What?

43:24 What am I saying? I could possess somebody, yeah,

43:28 and put them in a pitfall. No, no, he's thinking.

43:34 He's thinking about better. Dude, I could do that.

43:40 You're right, he's got meta plays.

43:44 Just that one person I really don't.

43:46 Like this motherfucker's meta gaming.

43:48 He is, and he's doing it well. Like I could do that.

43:54 I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it well.

43:58 Or, or if I if I'm thinking how this is going to go, you could

44:02 enrage me. That's what I was thinking too.

44:04 Yeah, I could literally. Hey Mark, I need to beat the

44:08 fuck out of somebody for me. You know.

44:11 Would you kindly beat? Would you kindly?

44:15 You. Dude, that God damn.

44:18 These two are good. They are.

44:20 These two are fucking great. They are.

44:22 I paired these two together. I'm like.

44:25 Oh fuck dude, shit. It's either you do it yourself

44:28 or you compel you down. Here's the thing, you gotta be

44:31 careful with the rage because if if you, if you're the first

44:36 thing I see, I'm just going to go full and fucking send on you.

44:39 That's, that's true. Yeah.

44:40 So I have to be careful with that.

44:42 Whereas with the possession I can have fun.

44:44 Yeah, but then you have to do it yourself.

44:46 I have to do it myself, but hey, I mean if I if I want the funny.

44:49 Yeah, I can't remember but they might die once you get out of

44:52 vampiric position. Ah fuck.

44:54 I don't want to. Do I think I I can't remember.

44:57 Oh shit, that would not make it funny.

45:01 Let's just let's just say in this scenario that.

45:03 It doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't.

45:04 You just, you just pop out of them and they're like they are

45:06 them. And they're like, what the fuck?

45:07 Yeah. OK.

45:09 Let's just say in in this scenario in the grocery store.

45:14 And I could. Really be an asshole.

45:16 You could, yeah. Like just with these too.

45:19 It's just I, Yeah, the the vampire one, I'd yet I have to

45:23 do it myself. But then the enrage.

45:25 Yeah, I can enrage somebody, but if there's nobody around me,

45:28 yeah, that would. Like, let's say as long as you

45:30 have line of sight. So if you're like really up high

45:32 and you can see a bunch of people, but also you'd be, you

45:37 know, getting innocent lives. Yeah.

45:39 Because I don't know how long it lasts.

45:41 I don't think it lasts that long in.

45:45 The middle of being somebody up, you're like, I don't know why

45:48 this is happening, what am I doing anyway?

45:53 Walks away. Guys bleeding on the ground.

45:57 Like really? Hey here let.

46:01 Me help you get. Up so the weird carousel of

46:03 emotions that would be you're just getting beamed to a pulp

46:06 randomly by some enraged stranger.

46:10 All of a sudden, the upper hand to help you up, you're like, oh,

46:13 what happened to you? Why are you doing this?

46:16 Because. I'm bad.

46:19 I don't know. But I see I don't.

46:22 I don't want to actually hurt someone or kill them, right?

46:27 Yeah. So.

46:29 This man's got more rules. Yes.

46:31 So we're going vampiric positions, yeah cuz.

46:33 It would be. Funny.

46:34 Man, put someone in a pitfall. That'd be funny.

46:38 All right, Mark for the top, for the top of the second-half

46:41 Borderlands. Oh, no, Scorpio turd.

46:44 This is just bait. It doesn't have healing.

46:46 It just it just shoots just bass Scorpio.

46:48 And you can hide behind it, too, I feel.

46:50 I feel like you targeted that ability specifically for me.

46:54 I did. We're a Donkey Kong coconut gun.

46:58 He got hit in the head with a coconut.

47:01 He. Just got hit in the head with

47:03 two coconuts, God damn it. And yes, as as we go on, you'll

47:07 see some targeted bullshit. Oh, here we go.

47:11 Prepared to be triggered, for example Resident Evil.

47:15 Yeah, that would be kind of cool though.

47:17 You just summon it whenever you want.

47:20 I think I think it lasts for 20 seconds.

47:23 Yeah, it's typically 20 seconds. You can increase the cooldown,

47:26 but you said it's just biggest. Yeah, cuz there's one of the

47:29 upgrade paths where it gives you like up to 5% health

47:32 regeneration. But I don't know, I think I'm

47:34 gonna lean towards the coconut gun here.

47:37 Really. Yeah, just the sheer humor

47:39 factor of just spitting out a Coke.

47:43 And then also just thinking with the turret, you're killing

47:46 people. So it's like it's not really

47:47 that funny. So it's.

47:49 And plus infinite water. That's true.

47:53 Yeah. A drink.

47:53 Drink. Drink the coconut water.

47:55 Hey, man, I'm thirsty. Don't.

47:57 I'm a little hungry. Hey, everyone.

48:00 Everyone need a drink? Thanks man, hit me in the

48:05 hamper. I'm all right.

48:06 You could have aimed at the table and serve our faces well,

48:08 you know it defeated the purpose.

48:10 I understood. Mark and I like coconut, so I'd

48:13 be happy. Be cool.

48:17 And you know it, it fits the aesthetic.

48:19 So for you, Brandon, Binding of Isaac, you can shoot tears.

48:25 So you have to be, you can bring onions with you or Street

48:28 Fighter. Sure you can.

48:29 You can get some good height off that.

48:33 They're sure. They're sure.

48:34 Hoogan is what? The yeah, the uppercut.

48:35 Yeah, that's the uppercut. Hack an uppercut a motherfucker

48:39 in the pitfall. Well, you can also get height

48:43 off it too. I mean, I could.

48:44 Yeah, you don't have to destroy anything.

48:46 You can just, I mean, you did, you did pass up on the triple

48:49 jump. I mean, you are pretty sure you

48:51 reach the top shelf now. Yeah, sure you can.

48:57 I'll call the can of beans all that can of beans.

49:03 Beans, what the fuck? What the fuck I want.

49:08 So I wonder if I could use that to get on top of houses or is it

49:15 not go high enough? You'd have to be careful not to

49:17 punch the house. Well, yeah, that would suck.

49:20 I'm not sure the scale of how high it goes in the games.

49:22 And do I have to scream the name every time?

49:24 Yes, yeah. I mean, that's what they do in

49:28 the game. Same thing with Hadouken, Yeah.

49:30 Yeah, that's fine. Hadouken.

49:33 Shit. This one's a tough one.

49:38 What was the first one and was the other one was Binding of

49:41 Isaac. You can shoot teeners.

49:42 OK, Yeah, shoot teeners. Did they do a lot of damage?

49:46 They don't really do that much damage.

49:47 No, not really. The uppercut man you send that

49:50 fucker fly in space so like. Who said that?

50:00 So now I'm going to start hearing.

50:01 Voices and shit, man, that's so oh in the fucking.

50:06 That's a complete announcer. Voice is a completely different

50:09 ability. Then it's simply you got to

50:11 fight a Honda Civic. Game Honda City.

50:17 You know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to choose the Street

50:22 Fighter. Sure you can.

50:23 Yeah, I had AI. Had a feeling.

50:25 Yeah. I fight a Honda Civic and a

50:26 fridge. There's a fridge there.

50:29 I thought there was a fridge you had to fight.

50:31 I'll probably fight a fridge. You know what the fuck you know

50:33 this would be. I'll do it anyway.

50:35 Just send a flying through my roof.

50:37 You Samsung smart. You will do each other by.

50:42 All right, Mark, let's let's dig real deep.

50:43 Assassin's Creed. Oh, no.

50:45 The Assassin Blade or God of War.

50:48 Blades of Chaos. Oh, yeah.

50:54 To be fair, this is not the Blades of Athena or whatever the

50:58 upgrade is. This is just Blades of Chaos.

51:00 Just Blades of Chaos. Is it like the base?

51:02 Yes, yeah, or the assassin blade, but.

51:05 Still I mean. Oh shit, I know you love your

51:10 Assassin's Creed. I love my Assassin's Creed.

51:13 But the planes of Chaos? Oh no, those are weapons of war,

51:18 literates of war. It is God of War.

51:20 But. Boy.

51:23 Boy. No, it does not give you the

51:25 ability to say boy menacingly. Damn.

51:32 Yeah, nothing. But you don't stop me.

51:33 But you don't get like the voice of Kratos themselves.

51:36 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't get the essence.

51:38 I'll just have my pasty little boy voice.

51:44 Sure, he can be a ha ha. Boy.

51:52 Sounds like I'm coming from men and tights.

51:55 Boy. Fuck.

52:02 This is a hard one this. One it is.

52:04 It's hard because I like both because one is 1 is tiny.

52:09 It's just like, yeah, you have it.

52:11 I mean, but you could do so many cool fucking things with it.

52:14 You could, yeah. But then you also have the

52:16 Blades of Chaos, which you're guaranteed scary, yeah.

52:20 Yeah, like you wouldn't even really have to use them on

52:22 anybody. But you imagine like instead of

52:23 a machete, just we shake the blades.

52:25 Just don't fuck with me. Hold up babe, I'll carve the

52:30 ham. Or I'll get rid of that tree.

52:35 God, I had to, I had to Weld the tree for like a couple seconds

52:39 that you have the little orbs that come out, the little souls,

52:44 whatever they are. Oh, man, I should have asked you

52:47 at the half and I'll ask you after this question, but oh man,

52:54 I don't know what are you thinking?

52:56 I I I need some outward advice here?

52:58 So the hidden blades cool or the Assassin's?

53:03 Blade, Yeah, I mean, I think it is hidden blade.

53:06 It is officially hidden hidden blade.

53:08 Okay. The hidden blades, cool as shit

53:10 it is. Really cool, and then you could

53:12 modify it too so you can get the poison blade.

53:15 I mean as long as you meet Leonardo da Vinci.

53:19 Yeah, just, you know, just a casual Tuesday, Yeah.

53:21 Just like, hey, what's up, buddy?

53:22 You know, but. Fight is great, yeah.

53:25 Hey buddy, could you give me that just.

53:28 Rattling because of bones the. Arm man, that's how it's way up.

53:32 It's. Like.

53:38 Hey, you want me to test out this tank?

53:42 So. Good old Leonardo for me

53:45 pretends to cut off my ring finger.

53:48 Jesus. For me.

53:49 Oh, oh, oh, oh, you know what? That's a good question.

53:53 Is this before or after you have to get your finger cut after

53:56 This is no like after you have to get it cut off or before you

54:00 have like before. So is it before you have is this

54:03 I thought, I think you don't have to do that anymore.

54:05 So. So after Leonardo da Vinci,

54:07 that's when it became you don't have to cut off your finger of

54:10 course after. Yeah, but but before it was both

54:14 the symbol of your commitment to the creed and to make room for

54:17 this practical. You're not going to get your

54:19 fucking finger cut off from this thing.

54:21 Yeah, No, you're this is after it's fixed.

54:23 OK. The design.

54:25 OK. That that lead, that that that

54:28 avoids the whole other. That's what I had in mind, too.

54:30 Yeah, because I thought about that.

54:31 I'm like, wait, we don't have to do that anymore.

54:35 I mean, you guys had to cut off your fingers.

54:39 All right? Got to cut off.

54:40 OK. Go ahead, Brandon.

54:42 So I just I like the like God of War.

54:46 I had a feeling. Yeah, like they're just they're.

54:49 They're so big and bulky too though.

54:52 With with with you though. Stop feeding into my paraffin.

54:58 This means do it more. Fine, I'm going to go and think

55:02 Planes of Chaos for this one. It's cool, it's fitting into my

55:08 moves. I'm going to.

55:09 I'm sorry, but I thought it says the Hidden Blade was going to

55:13 win. It was close, it was close.

55:17 It was a hard pick. So I should have asked this at

55:19 at 5 questions or the halfway mark.

55:22 What? Whatever.

55:23 How are you guys feeling about the topic now that you're

55:25 actually getting into it? I'm curious that where this is

55:28 going to go because you're making this seem like there's

55:31 something else going on here. What do you think, Brandon?

55:35 I'm curious because originally the guys were like, oh, fuck

55:37 yeah. I thought this was going to be

55:39 awkward, be like, Oh no. No, no, I like because I was

55:42 concerned, like, is this going to be like, God, I got to think

55:45 of shit, you know? God no.

55:47 No. This is this kind of format I

55:52 kind of like. I honestly find it.

55:54 I think it's going to be entertaining.

55:56 We. Should do this a little more,

55:58 yeah, like not all the time, right?

55:59 Of course. Because it'll get old something

56:01 creative like this a little bit more.

56:02 Yeah. The fact that I thought of this

56:04 like after the after a month of doing the episode podcast, I

56:09 mean. And pretty good.

56:10 Yeah, All right, all right, so this is where we get into some

56:15 real shit. So.

56:16 Oh, no, Brandon 8, Mega Man, the Mega Buster.

56:20 I couldn't really think of anything good for this one.

56:22 OK, Or Worms, the concrete donkey.

56:27 Have you played Worms? I have played Worms but this is

56:30 what was to refresh my memory on that.

56:32 The concrete donkey is like you literally just summon a donkey

56:35 to just like bounce up and down and it just creates a pit

56:38 further and further down. Hey man, I could use that to

56:40 actually make the crater for my pitfalls.

56:44 It's don't look at a crater, it's a sarlac pit.

56:48 Be all right, I just put a lot of.

56:50 Sliding down into the pitfall trip at the bottom that the very

56:56 bottom thing gets buried. I was like, I wasn't.

56:59 That wasn't enough. And what was the Mega?

57:04 Man thing the Mega Man was the Mega Buster.

57:07 See, I will say you can charge this one up.

57:10 OK, so his his normal attack. Yes, you can attack it, or you

57:13 can charge it up if you so choose from, Or you could spin,

57:15 but just. Yeah, yeah.

57:18 Good. Because I think the original

57:19 games you couldn't turn now. Can you shoot diagonally?

57:21 Is it only going to be the kernel directions?

57:26 Yeah. Can I Can I go like up?

57:29 Sides. Yeah, let's do a diagonal as

57:31 well. Yeah, OK, So you'll be able to

57:33 actually point and aim where you need it to be instead of oh, oh,

57:37 I can only shoot sideways or up, above or below if you're

57:41 jumping. Man, this, this, this, this is a

57:50 tough one. Yeah.

57:52 The the donkey would be funny because.

57:54 It would be really funny the the Sarlec pit.

58:00 I like how for you this is kind of like morals.

58:02 Yeah. Or not like yes, in addition to

58:06 wood you're. Yeah, yeah.

58:10 Would you rather? Would you live with yourself?

58:14 Yeah. Anyway, like a Buster concrete

58:17 donkey. See, the blaster would be kind

58:19 of cool. Like, I know not to I, I, I

58:24 personally wouldn't use it on anybody.

58:29 It would be more of a utility. Yeah, yeah, because it could

58:34 actually be kind of useful. I'm not sure you can utilize

58:36 because destroy everything. Man, fuck that tree.

58:39 I mean, if you need to get into a vent somewhere, it's kind of

58:42 useful just. And also I could protect myself.

58:46 You're not wrong. You know, like it's.

58:49 But the donkey though, is fuck. You know what we're we're going

58:57 to do? Donkey.

58:58 OK, Donkey. Donkey.

59:00 OK, fucking OK. So I will say that was like kind

59:02 of one of the last minute additions to it.

59:04 It's like you, you can kind of see where some are fucking not

59:07 mundane and some are just mundane and shit.

59:10 Yeah. And it's like I was just, you

59:12 know what? I just got to get more games in

59:14 there. Yeah, yeah.

59:15 I don't want to wait too much longer on this topic.

59:17 It's just going to piss me off more.

59:18 But yeah, going back to you Mark.

59:22 Monster hunt dragonator. Ohh boy or risk of rain?

59:32 Diablo strike? So you don't know what the

59:35 Diablo strike does? That's a captain.

59:37 I haven't gotten that far. That's a captain exclusive.

59:39 Basically you mark an area and you have to wait 40 seconds for

59:43 that area to be bombarded. But the ability in the game says

59:46 you do 40,000% damage. Shit, this is like a fucking

59:57 nuke. It is.

59:59 Like. We're getting to nuclear so

1:00:01 unfair. You're turning my power

1:00:04 fantasies here with all these late game ones on my this is

1:00:09 this is how bad we're going. Oh shit, I I think I'm going to

1:00:19 go probably with the dragonator because I I I love the kerchunk

1:00:25 and then just the drill effect just going into a into a

1:00:31 monster. What would you use this on?

1:00:32 That's my question, dude, I'm not going to answer that

1:00:34 question. Depends on the legality.

1:00:39 You're like a rabbit. I'm going to skid it.

1:00:43 Shredded rabbit, All right, he goes with dragonator.

1:00:47 No, no hesitation. Really.

1:00:49 Yeah, fuck. All right, Brandon, for you,

1:00:52 it's just the, the, the, the physical cardinal impact of just

1:00:56 drill. So for you Brandon, Fallout

1:01:01 power armor or Sonic the ring damage ability, as long as

1:01:09 you're wearing a ring, you can't take damage but they will fly

1:01:13 off. But I'm about to say like my

1:01:15 like. And if I get touched, you know,

1:01:18 yeah, fucking power. Though but also you could just

1:01:28 go buy a bunch of cheap, I don't know, like fucking.

1:01:30 But you lose all of them to get hit.

1:01:33 Is it all of them? I thought it was just a couple.

1:01:34 So some of the newer games make it where it's only some, but the

1:01:40 older games you lose all. Let's do that instead.

1:01:43 Let's do some how about that give a bit more appeal.

1:01:47 See, I would be technically invincible as long as I had

1:01:50 rings, right? You know, But the power armor?

1:01:57 I'm invulnerable. I'm invulnerable to basically

1:02:00 everything. Now hold on, but is this before

1:02:03 Fallout 4 or after Fallout 4 where you had to power it with

1:02:07 the power cells? Oh, you got to have the power

1:02:09 cells. OK, so we're looking at Fallout

1:02:11 4, however. Because that's the only one I

1:02:15 know. Fair enough.

1:02:17 Yeah. Because in the in the older

1:02:19 games there was just an article of clothing.

1:02:21 It was. Yeah, it was not a suit.

1:02:22 Oh, OK. Yeah.

1:02:23 Now it did have armor properties which were really good, right?

1:02:28 But it was not like the big suit armor.

1:02:30 Yeah, that you had to power up, that you can get into where it

1:02:33 made you fucking tanky. Gotcha.

1:02:35 Yeah. Just clearing up that

1:02:39 misconception for you. No, no, that's great.

1:02:41 That's great. That's that's why I'm asking

1:02:43 these questions man. That's goddess like man to my

1:02:47 favorite fucking series and I can pick one.

1:02:50 And this is the kind of shit that I'm going for the hard

1:02:54 choices. But see, you know how stupid

1:02:57 would be? You know if like the ring thing

1:03:01 would be fine. Hey, Brandon.

1:03:03 Fucking. Just deck him in the face and

1:03:05 like what'd you do for? No.

1:03:08 No, no, no. It it.

1:03:10 Let me lend some of my thinking here.

1:03:12 If this goes the way I think it's going to go, the power

1:03:17 armor might even the playing field.

1:03:20 Because then I could deck somebody with it.

1:03:23 Yeah, sure. Yeah.

1:03:25 It'll give you a little bit of bulkiness to kind of protect

1:03:28 yourself. Yes, I would be kind of, yeah,

1:03:30 I'd be bulky and whatever, but no, what what I'm saying is

1:03:34 like, OK, I can be at the fucking grocery store and I

1:03:36 accidentally drop a can of fucking beans on my toe.

1:03:39 What's up with the? Beans, you know.

1:03:43 Just awfully. I mean, you have to wear steel

1:03:44 toes everywhere. Hey, there's.

1:03:47 Going to be some fuck shit that's going to happen to me

1:03:50 like I get to get into a car accident.

1:03:53 Just the sheer unavailability of finding nuclear cells to replace

1:03:58 the battery. Yeah, because then the.

1:04:00 Because then that's going to put you on an FBI watch list.

1:04:03 See also you have a couple to use sparingly.

1:04:05 How about that? But what also sucks is, and I'm

1:04:09 thinking of the show, right, the Fallout show.

1:04:13 I don't even watch that. I don't even know how that works

1:04:15 in there in that universe. So it's the same as Fallout 4,

1:04:19 but when the power cell dies like in the OR the.

1:04:22 You stuck in the suit. You get stuck in.

1:04:24 The Yeah. So this guy got stuck in it.

1:04:28 So you have to have somebody help you get out of it.

1:04:30 That would. Realistically make sense, yeah.

1:04:32 Oh yeah. Definitely not like the video

1:04:33 game where you get out. Yeah, right.

1:04:35 Although, although it it doesn't make sense that they wouldn't

1:04:38 make some sort of like release mechanism, release mechanism

1:04:41 they can access on the inside. But given that it's Fallout, it

1:04:44 doesn't seem like something they would obviously care about, no?

1:04:47 Vault Tech. What's safety?

1:04:49 What's safety? I'm yeah, yeah.

1:04:52 So the so that would suck. That would really.

1:04:54 Be an issue. Yeah.

1:04:56 So I'd have to really think about like.

1:04:59 Now for the ring, is it all types of rings or does it have

1:05:02 to be like metal rings? I'm just say all I guess I.

1:05:05 Mean so I can. Literally get an onion ring.

1:05:08 I would say a wearable like ring that will last.

1:05:11 You or a ring I can put in my pocket.

1:05:12 You could just buy a bunch of just silicon rings.

1:05:15 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

1:05:16 Granted they would just fly off and you'd have to pick them

1:05:18 back. Or or even if you want to you

1:05:20 can get plastic like little spider.

1:05:22 Halloween rings could do that or pop rock no?

1:05:25 What are those pop pop rings? Oh, the ring.

1:05:30 The ring pops the bottle pops the candies.

1:05:37 I guess it would be kind of funny to have that ability just

1:05:40 because. Hey somebody want to punch me

1:05:42 for a party drink For a party drink.

1:05:45 Just plastic spiders everywhere. See.

1:05:47 Then this would also negate the pitfall because it would negate

1:05:52 it because I would get hurt technically and I wouldn't.

1:05:57 Like if it's like Sonic, you go like invincible for a minute.

1:06:01 You're just blinking in and out of reality.

1:06:03 So, like, I could get away from it, you know?

1:06:07 Yeah, the rings. Not going the rings out there.

1:06:09 Because it would be funny, like my parents don't know about it.

1:06:12 My dad gives me a pat on the back.

1:06:14 I'm surprised, I would say as long as it hurts.

1:06:17 As yes. Like, you know, your brain like

1:06:19 registers, so it's like, oh, that's pain.

1:06:21 Oh, Thorn, not be like, not be like.

1:06:23 Oh, like it hurt, but like I can, you know, like whatever,

1:06:26 but I could be I. Could be stupid.

1:06:28 I'd hate to see you over by Park Rangers and all of a sudden be

1:06:31 like, yeah you litter bug, you're gonna get fine.

1:06:34 Hey guys, watch this. Let's make me think it's a clip

1:06:40 from regular showers. Like it was like, oh, it was

1:06:42 like, Oh yeah, it's so cool. And I'll be like with the edit

1:06:48 with the gun. God damn it.

1:06:52 And I'll be like. So what are we at?

1:06:59 So this is so this is it for me now.

1:07:01 This is actually 9 for you 9. Oh, wow.

1:07:03 We're farther. We're almost OK.

1:07:05 OK, so three more questions total.

1:07:06 OK, so Mark 9 Horizon series, the hacking spear or Halo

1:07:14 Cortana. I'm taking Cortana.

1:07:17 You get Cortana. Damn.

1:07:18 Wow, that was. Fast.

1:07:21 She's far superior than the fucking spirit.

1:07:24 I mean, yeah, you can ever hack anything, yeah.

1:07:27 Even if it's alien technology, she's like, bam, I got it.

1:07:30 You know what? Me inside your head.

1:07:33 Yeah. I can't disagree with that at

1:07:35 all. Yeah.

1:07:36 Yeah, hands down. I'm sorry, but like with the

1:07:41 spirit I'd actually have to hit, and that that's already a

1:07:46 question in itself. Just in Cortana, hands down.

1:07:50 OK, so far more useful. I got to break parody this time

1:07:52 because I got to save this question for last.

1:07:54 I'm sorry Brandon, but suspense up Mark.

1:07:57 Hell die. Oh, no, no.

1:08:05 You get the 500 kilogram bomb or destiny ghost.

1:08:14 Oh, but then I won't die. Unless the ghost dies, unless

1:08:18 the. Ghost, unless the ghost dies.

1:08:20 You know what? I've never survived time.

1:08:21 I for the for the sake of time, I go with the ghost.

1:08:24 Really. OK.

1:08:25 And then that fulfills my power fantasy of Titan?

1:08:29 God damn it, it does. You know what?

1:08:31 It's all right. It fits.

1:08:37 So for the ultimate question, Brandon, Skyrim, you become a

1:08:42 Dragonborn or Doom, and I'm sorry I really could not pass up

1:08:47 this chance. You can shoot a hole in the

1:08:50 surface of Mars. You can't just shoot a hole into

1:08:57 the. Surface of Mars.

1:08:58 So hang on. So I would have.

1:09:01 So would I have the powers of the Doomslayer?

1:09:05 Would I be angry? Would I be be able to just kill

1:09:08 shit? It just says shooting a hole

1:09:10 through the surface of Mars. That's all I have written down.

1:09:13 Fuck. I mean, that's fun.

1:09:15 But then after that, that's it. No, you have to.

1:09:18 You fly into the hole of Mars too.

1:09:20 Granted, you could just shoot as many holes as you want.

1:09:24 You could. I told there's no fucking Mars.

1:09:29 He's turned into the Death Star. Fuck, that's a good one though.

1:09:36 That is a good one. But see I want.

1:09:38 The I mean that was that was literally a joke.

1:09:40 If you wanted to have Dragonborn or Doomslayer, you can't.

1:09:43 We can do that instead. How about that Doomslayer Mars?

1:09:48 I fucking love Doom dude, I really do like Jesus Christ, but

1:09:55 Skyrim 2 see the the Dragonborn would be cool because the voice

1:10:00 yeah, you know. I dragon show.

1:10:04 Yeah, like, but see now The thing is OK, I become the

1:10:06 Dragonborn. Right.

1:10:09 The way that that's worded is I'm, I've just become the

1:10:14 Dragonborn, so I'm kind of weak. But you'll gain strength over

1:10:19 time. Yes, fair enough.

1:10:21 But the Doomslayer I have strength off the get go.

1:10:24 Yeah, so rude I didn't even think about.

1:10:27 But I don't lose your ability to speak.

1:10:29 People will hate this room, but I've never played Skyrim.

1:10:32 I have never played any like Elder Scrolls Bethesda game

1:10:36 ever. We got to get to play Skyrim at

1:10:37 least. Nope.

1:10:39 Not happening, too many re releases fine.

1:10:44 I will not make you play. I will not make you.

1:10:46 Play. We'll, we'll have them play.

1:10:48 When it's on the smart toaster, it's fine.

1:10:49 Oh, sweet sport. Toilet looks like I have another

1:10:54 $60.00. She just said no I'm joking but

1:10:59 so. Ah man, the toast would be cool.

1:11:01 Yeah, I can't talk anymore. Yeah, well, no, you can talk.

1:11:07 Because he does. Talk it's just more so you

1:11:09 choose not to Yeah, you choose not to.

1:11:11 And the only word you ever say I would like, but that would go

1:11:14 against huge guts is no, that would go against your one

1:11:17 liners. Yeah, would or or would you

1:11:19 sound really cool doing your one liners.

1:11:22 Could you imagine? Only one liner would be no.

1:11:27 You know how weird it would be to hear the fucking Doom Slayer?

1:11:32 Wow, what a birching. You know, like that'd.

1:11:35 Be awkward as hell. It would be very awkward.

1:11:37 So yes, I would lose my one liners I guess.

1:11:40 You could try like I got your one liners then.

1:11:42 I would choose what's. The dragon shot like specific

1:11:45 phrases. Yes, that's what I thought.

1:11:46 It's it's a specific thing you have to say.

1:11:48 That's what I thought. But see what the, the

1:11:50 Doomslayer. I would be able to still talk.

1:11:53 I just, yeah, you know, I'd be funny here and there with it, I

1:11:56 guess. Yeah.

1:11:57 So one liners could still count. Right.

1:11:58 I mean I guess like again he does not verbal 1 liners.

1:12:03 But see having that presence of not even having to talk and I

1:12:06 scare the shit out of people. And if you choose so you can do

1:12:09 1 liners I could. Yes.

1:12:11 And then? Nothing's stopping.

1:12:12 Me just fucking just obliterate anyway.

1:12:15 Yeah, like you see that Kaku demon like out his fucking eye

1:12:22 and shit. Anytime you walk into a room, I

1:12:28 have lost my car keys. I don't know this is this is

1:12:36 starting to sound like more Duke Nuke of tubes.

1:12:38 It does, kind of, yeah. You're just lost my car.

1:12:42 He's. Damn.

1:12:45 And those aliens? I can't drive my car.

1:12:53 I mean that that's essentially Doomslayer with one layer.

1:12:56 It's pretty. It's.

1:12:57 Pretty nuclear it's not. Wrong, but you do have your

1:13:00 doomslayer's cooler. Yeah.

1:13:02 He is. Oh yeah, that's I guess less

1:13:03 American. Yeah, he's more alien, I guess

1:13:08 you could say. Because he's not.

1:13:09 He's not considered human. True.

1:13:13 Depends on which story you're talking about.

1:13:14 Yeah, so it would be. It would be Doom Slayer, Yeah.

1:13:20 Now if it was Duke Nukem in Doomslayer, man, Duke Nukem

1:13:23 would fit really good power. Arbor is for pussies.

1:13:27 I have a peer reviewed study all it says that you're a bitch.

1:13:33 Don't have time to play with myself, thank God.

1:13:38 But so I know we're overtime with this, but Mark, yeah,

1:13:40 you're right. I knew there was something to do

1:13:43 this. As soon as you're like, OK,

1:13:45 you're typing on your fucking phone.

1:13:47 I was like, oh, yeah, there's I was, I was kind of planning on

1:13:49 doing a death battle. If you guys wanted to do this,

1:13:51 we can. But we are overtime.

1:13:54 I mean, I don't care. We're overtime.

1:13:55 Yeah, we're fine with being over.

1:13:56 So that's bonus. So, Brandon, buddy, you have

1:13:59 tongue grapple, ball roll, pitfall trap, copy ability, one

1:14:05 liners, vampiric possession. Sure you can.

1:14:11 Wait. You chose Concrete Donkey,

1:14:12 right? Yeah, you chose OK.

1:14:13 All right, I thought I wrote that down.

1:14:15 And Doomslayer Mark you have Cardboard Titanfall 2.

1:14:22 Movement. You can throw heavy objects, the

1:14:26 Igni sign, crash spin, coconut gun, blades of chaos,

1:14:32 dragonator, Cortana and a ghost. How would you guys like the

1:14:39 death battle? Oh, but I've I've got that

1:14:43 creative I. Guess, I guess a fight to the

1:14:46 death type thing I guess, but it would actually be an interesting

1:14:51 fight. Granted, Mark has a lot of

1:14:54 weapons and a lot of like information at his disposal.

1:14:58 Yeah, you have a lot of movement.

1:15:02 You have you have tongue grapple, ball roll.

1:15:05 You have pitfall trap to get away.

1:15:07 You can copy animals because that's what I have copy ability

1:15:11 animals. OK, specifically animals like

1:15:14 it's then you see it to consume like a deer or something though

1:15:18 I mean done. It's gone.

1:15:24 Well, you can also shoot a spit, choose to spit it back out as a

1:15:27 star. Well, no, that'd just be sucking

1:15:28 inability. So copyability.

1:15:30 Yeah. They also have a.

1:15:32 Sure you can, yeah. I guess if you wanted to you

1:15:35 could chain him to like just get vertical movement.

1:15:38 But see being being the Doomslayer, he's very hard to

1:15:42 kill. True.

1:15:44 But. I've got a lot of fucking tinky.

1:15:47 Yes. You do, yes you do.

1:15:50 So this would be 1 hell of a fight.

1:15:52 I don't. It might, to be honest.

1:15:54 I. Wonder.

1:15:55 I wonder if it would be a draw. It probably would.

1:15:58 Might. I mean, granted, you have both

1:16:01 Cortana and the Ghost, yeah. So it's like you can't die I.

1:16:06 Unless, unless you kill him first and then.

1:16:09 Get his ghost and then get his ghost.

1:16:12 I'd say it would be a draw. Yeah, like I.

1:16:16 I feel like, here's the thing, we'll tire ourselves out just in

1:16:20 a crater. Just yeah, Yeah.

1:16:22 But then does the Doomslayer really get tired?

1:16:24 He does not. No, he.

1:16:26 Keep going. But it might just be like, at

1:16:28 that point, like, this is not going anywhere.

1:16:31 Yeah, You know, he'd probably just walk off.

1:16:33 Yeah. He'd be like, fuck this shit.

1:16:34 I'm. Leaving.

1:16:36 It's not like I'm a demon either.

1:16:37 I'm just yeah, you are a human. Yes, but you have better

1:16:42 characteristics than. More like the senator from

1:16:46 fucking Metal Gear. You're right, son.

1:16:51 So I I think it's. Too bad you chose the cardboard

1:16:54 box. See, now that would be funny,

1:16:57 man. The Doomslayer, You know, he's

1:16:58 like, where the fuck is this guy Fox?

1:17:02 Spring out with a fucking Crash Bandicoot spin and I'm able to

1:17:09 pick you up and throw you while I'm doing it too.

1:17:12 So like it's. True and Dragonator can Pierce

1:17:15 armor, yeah, so not armor, but it's effectively armor.

1:17:19 Yeah, you'd fuck me up. Oh yeah.

1:17:21 But I keep getting back up. Yeah, so.

1:17:24 You'd be able to keep away, yes. Unless if I corner you.

1:17:28 Granted you don't have glory kills.

1:17:29 Yeah, there's no demons to glory kill.

1:17:35 That is a good point. So even eat.

1:17:37 But even then doing a glory kill on him it wouldn't matter.

1:17:40 Also, just bring him back like you're not gonna RIP him in

1:17:43 half. I'm.

1:17:46 Not. Like, so I really, I really

1:17:51 wholeheartedly believe it would. Be a draw, it would be a draw

1:17:53 too. But it would be a fucking epic

1:17:55 fight. It would.

1:17:56 Be an epic fight. It would be Honestly, I feel

1:17:58 like if we were to pick a winner, you might win Brandon

1:18:00 just because of the by the. Skin of my teeth.

1:18:03 Just because of that Doom guy. Yeah.

1:18:04 Just just just because you tweaked it a little bit.

1:18:08 Yeah, that's it. I mean to be fair for a

1:18:10 penultimate question, sorry. For an ultimate question be like

1:18:12 Oh yeah funny haha. Yes.

1:18:15 Yeah. No, I, I think.

1:18:18 Even if you went with with the oh, you could shoot a whole of

1:18:21 Mars, you could you could fuck me up real quick.

1:18:24 Well, is there any abilities I can get him to Mars?

1:18:27 I mean, there's the tongue grapple, but as even though as

1:18:29 long range, very, very limited range in terms of celestial body

1:18:33 is true. Now see, I'll just have the gun

1:18:35 in my pocket that shoots me. Just, you know.

1:18:42 You don't really have a way to get to Mars.

1:18:44 If you did, that'd be one hell of a yeah.

1:18:47 Just just Mark. Dead.

1:18:49 Yeah, See, I I would. Kill him and his ghost in one

1:18:52 hit. I'd have to take all this time

1:18:54 to go fucking get this ready and then by that time he could have

1:18:58 already moved an inch over and I missed.

1:19:00 Look, it's it's another Batman versus Superman.

1:19:04 Batman would win if he had preparation.

1:19:06 It really is. Yes, it really is, Yeah.

1:19:08 But if you don't have the prep time, then I think it's I think,

1:19:12 I think if you surprise him with a dragonator, you can get the

1:19:15 kill. Yeah.

1:19:16 Probably, probably. That pierces fucking monsters.

1:19:20 I don't think team players armor or skin is gonna.

1:19:22 It would turn Braden into a fine red mist.

1:19:25 And then I respond. Great, now I gotta do this two

1:19:31 more times. Yep, but I don't know I I think

1:19:36 it would be. I think draw, it'd be epic.

1:19:38 Draw it would be alright. Well, what do you guys, what do

1:19:40 you guys think about that now that we're done?

1:19:41 That was fun. That was fun.

1:19:43 That I had a feeling like you guys were like, Oh no, I'm like,

1:19:45 don't think of it that way, Don't think of it that way,

1:19:47 don't think of it that way. Going through the that, that

1:19:50 that was a good experience that that was very creative and very

1:19:53 creative. I still wish I was able to keep

1:19:55 it to mundane abilities 'cause I would have been way more fun.

1:19:58 Yeah. I just, I couldn't for the sake

1:20:00 if I wanted to have this done now.

1:20:01 Yeah. And with with my limited scope.

1:20:04 Of how many games series I've played again I didn't want to

1:20:07 bring in like Star Wars or yeah you know any like TV show movie

1:20:11 like kind of things I mean to be fair, the power skill you those

1:20:15 kind of gets really overpowered. So I'm it does.

1:20:18 I'm happy with the choices that you made yeah.

1:20:20 I mean me too like I didn't want to go too strong.

1:20:22 Obviously I had to have like a like 2 or so like ultimate

1:20:25 moves. Yeah, for you guys.

1:20:26 Yeah. Well, I guess we, I guess let's

1:20:31 let's wrap it up here. That was fun.

1:20:33 I mean that was a long episode, but I think it was well worth.

1:20:35 It was well worth it. I wanted to see where this was

1:20:37 going. I knew you were doing stuff

1:20:39 there. I was like, this is either gonna

1:20:40 go Co-op or BVP. I'm not too sure I'm like doing

1:20:46 this Co-op would be awesome, but doing the PvP would also be

1:20:49 very. I didn't think of Co-op.

1:20:51 I I wouldn't even know what to do with that.

1:20:52 Maybe like an Aldridge God or something like you guys have to

1:20:55 fight Cthulhu or some shit. I don't know.

1:20:57 I don't know. Or like maybe like the, the,

1:20:59 the, the giant giant demon from the end of double maker 5.

1:21:02 Here's the thing. You chose abilities that

1:21:05 complimented the other person's stuff.

1:21:09 I did. So it it could have gone either

1:21:11 way. I I was still trying to figure

1:21:13 out what you were doing, but I think I read into you as soon as

1:21:17 you started saying like power armor and stuff.

1:21:19 I'm like, he's doing something. BBP Yeah, I started clueing in

1:21:23 on that. That's what I was trying to.

1:21:24 I mean, to be fair, if you're going to do like a would you

1:21:26 rather like that? It's kind of a given.

1:21:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, I I think that was

1:21:31 like even for me, that was just fun, like seeing you guys debate

1:21:33 like each other and like to helping your guys, like helping

1:21:38 each other with their your debates and bringing up a

1:21:40 different idea. That was entertaining.

1:21:41 I really liked it. I like that.

1:21:43 I like that banter like that. Yeah, about to say that the

1:21:46 banter's nice. Yeah, I like that.

1:21:48 All right, well, let's go ahead and close that guys.

1:21:51 This it's been the longest episode by far, but thank you

1:21:54 all for watching. If you guys have any mundane

1:21:57 abilities that youth or just abilities in general that you

1:21:59 think are they sorry that you love, put them in the comments.

1:22:02 Or if you have any, you know, other questions or stuff like

1:22:04 that, also put them in the comments.

1:22:06 And if you think my Final Fantasy knowledge is dog shit,

1:22:10 put that in the comments. Put it in the comments.

1:22:12 Anyways, don't even think it. Yeah, don't just know what's but

1:22:16 in your heart, your heart of hearts right here.

1:22:23 But yeah, that'll do it for today.

1:22:27 See ya. Bye, guys.