Would You Rather: Video Game abilities

Welcome to plug in for Player 4. Or you the viewer, are the player four. I am your host of this episode, Ethan, and these are my friends, Mark. Hi. And this is my friend Brandon. Hi. You're not me. Yeah, I know. I just. Stopped the spotlight. Even want to say hi twice? Yeah. Hi. Hi. There it is. How are you guys today? I'm scared. Honestly, yeah. So am I, brother so. It's a weird, it's a this, this episode is a weird vibe because I have a hidden topic that, you know, normally we have notes written down, but this time I've hidden the topic from them.

He he, he didn't just hide the topic. He gave us a fake topic that was Logan one in preparation if I didn't have this done because I've been working on this for two fucking months. That fucking long. Yeah, I haven't. I didn't work on the head of play in like a while. I didn't work on it straight. Oh, OK. And to be fair, I didn't tell both of you, but. I just forgot. What have we been playing recently? Oh God, 'cause I I sunk back into the idol and realm and I have started playing Revolution Idol.

It's actually one of the best idol games I've ever fucking played. It's very, very deep, way more than any other idol game I've like. It just changes. I guess for me, I've been, I guess I've been, I've been playing Minecraft still, but also have kind of dabbled back in the Fallout 76 after, yeah, after a year, yeah, it's been a. While somewhere close to that. Yeah, like I just kind of burned myself out. So I said, Nah, I don't really want to play this. And then I watched the show, and then, yeah, that it.

Go rekindled some things anyway. Anyway. Picks up play Follow. Up and I've also been dabbling into some little projects and whatnot, audio projects that are pretty much complete. So if you want to hear it, maybe you'll put it on that. SoundCloud motion incoming. Promotion incoming. That's about that's about all I can really do. If I wanted to put this on Apple Music, apparently I have to pay money. Oh really? That sucks. You have to get a distributor. That makes a lot of. Sense which I mean it's it, it kind of needs to be there so.

Fair. OK, Fair enough. But man, that's what I've been doing. What about you? No. Jeez, come on. Man, we got time. You guys have been dragging me into risk of rain too. Yeah, like, oh, this is actually a lot of fucking fun. Well, we are expanding your horizons of rogue lakes. And Terraria. And Terraria, we've been dragging you into that. And I have really been having fun with it. I can, I don't know what it is about. Like mining. Like not just mining, but mindless mining. Mindless mining. I'm just here, just.

It doesn't end, mind you. Good. No matter what you do. The farther you get into the game, the more you have to do good. That's why I want to play that digging game that you sent.

I read reviews on that and I'm like, now I'm not sure. Honestly, I, I was kind of, yeah, at first I was reading some of the reviews. I'm like, man, I don't know. But then I'm like, this would be kind of funny. And it's only like 5 bucks, not even it's 450. It might be, yeah. It might be on sale or something. Yeah, after tax, it was like 485. Yeah. But I like, I don't know, it'd be kind of interesting because apparently you like what you dig down and. It would be funny, but also the reviews say it's like, yeah, it's funny at first, but then after it's just boring.

I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I just. Haven't had our level autism before. I'm about to say and like honestly it's almost 5 bucks, you're not really losing much. Even if it's like a game you play once. Like if it's if it was like 20-30 dollars then I would I. Mean I Yeah, you guys know me. I'm very picky with my games. Oh, I know. But I bought it so I'm I'm going to play it either fucking way, so. You know you know what? Like I. Said it's only like almost 5 bucks. I, I actually, I don't know, you get to explore places and whatever.

Right. Like there is some depth to the game. But I mean, you're digging down, so there's got to be. I will say I think achievement grinding is catching up to me because lately I've just haven't had fun with games. Lately. I've been watching anime instead of just playing games. And even even then, I've been like replaying games that I already have all the achievements 'cause I'm like, there's nothing left to do. Just have fun. Just just get on, waste some time. I'm trying to get into that mindset.

Like, yeah. Yeah. No, that's that's fair. Trying to rehabilitate yourself. And you know what? I'm proud of you. It's your. Achievement addiction has been very noticeable, yeah.

Don't let it all go to your head now, kid. You may have a 51 average game completion rate, but. Don't make me look at you like a dad. I know what you've been doing son, but. I mean, to be fair, that's the kind of game where you just turn on the Discord and everybody's in and we're just having a chill night gaming and watching anime. Yeah, really. I mean, man, I mean, we watching One Punch Man and you, you like Mashallah. I knew you were gonna like One Punch Man. If you're like, man, I really like One Punch Man.

I'm like, wow, who would I get? The fucking. Main character like like for everybody at home. We at. Home. I'm not a big anime guy, just I've never been. I've been Sims me. But Mashall and One Punch Man, yeah, I can. I can watch those. Those are they're just, I guess I need anime that is just completely absurd and ridiculous. Yeah, tough to keep my attention. And let me tell you like a word punch, but it's funny as fuck. It has, like, it's way funnier than Mashall, but they're still both really fucking good.

Like, I'm just talking like Mashall is funny, but I'm like, in terms of like, jokes and whatnot. Per episode, yeah like just the the compressed amount of laughter cause also the have you noticed, I'm not sure if you noticed this, but his face changes, yes. Seriously, yes, that shit's weird. He goes from looking like a little baby to just like this ultra fucking man that's ready to beat the shit out of Jesus. Which, I mean, is the show. But yeah. We have to get you to watch. This. Yeah. Oh, we don't watch this.

It's you'll. You'll like it. I've been waiting to see the Demon Slayer movie with Emma though. Yeah, that came out this weekend and she's been excited to go see it. So we're gonna go hopefully it's seen it in theaters this weekend. Yeah, but another anime. I will get into the actual topic after this, but that I tried watching was like Project Neptunia and I, I've kind of seen this around, but I'm like, I'll try it. It, it was just really fucking boring. The main character just doesn't want to do anything.

I'm like, sounds like my life. And everyone is trying to get them to do something 'cause I guess it's like a computer like ACPU or something. There's a stock symbol. There's a lot. It's just like, it's just boring. And then I, I just was like, you know what, Fuck that. I'm going to go to Fist of the North Star and just see like fucking explodes. But yeah, that fucking. You know it's a video game, right? No, I do not. Yeah, Patrick, if I remember correctly, Yeah, I think it was Fisting or star. There's the thing I remember from it is there's like this cooking mini game or some shit or No, no, no, it was you're a bartender and you have to like, you know, make the drinks and whatever.

And there's a cutscene where once you get done, you literally like he makes this super fast. Like I'm like, I'm watching this shit as my brother's playing. I'm like, what the fuck are you playing, dude? What does this make as he's mixing it super fucking fast and he slams the motherfucker down like, yeah, there it is. What? So that's that's it's weird. All right, well. Let's get into the to the actual topic of the episode, which is would you rather so originally this is what took me so long. It was going to be mundane edition from video different abilities that are extremely mundane from different video game titles.

That was the original, but now it's just now it's just would you rather so video game abilities? But yeah, not like it was just it was hard trying to find mundane abilities from different video game series 'cause I got 40 different video game series. And I'm not talking like oh, Star Wars. No, I'm talking like strictly video games. It was written down. Yeah, it's on my phone. Oh shit. Of course I I memorized. This. Yeah, I'm like this picture like you. Did not memorize. All. This. I'm sorry man.

So which one, which one do you guys want to say? And you guys can debate this like between yourselves or, you know, like. OK. We're saying like, what did you guys think you would like? Why or what not? Explain. OK, but who wants to go first 'cause I have 10. I have 10 questions for each of you. Oh. Son of a bitch. And they're directed at each of us specifically. Yeah. Oh fuck. Oh my God. Mark, we're in for some fucks. It's drink a little bit more of my beer. It's way less worse than you think it is.

Oh no. It what you say it's way. Worse than way less Worse. Oh, OK. I was like, oh, here we. Go. It's nothing to get. Alright, throw me in. OK, alright, Brandon, I'll take that. Would you rather go simulator the tongue grample or Mario triple jump?

Oh, see man, the triple, the triple drums, nice. I can fucking reach things because I'm short. So hyper realistic lips appear on the screen just.

Short, like the close up of SpongeBob. Like it's about like. Hector's but God, man. Hyper exaggerated 2 Just short, but like you, you can jump really high and like you can reach like you have to have like you have to have like distance you. Have yeah 'cause you got a, you got a combo to jump. But you also have to have vertical distance like you can't you can't jump in the house. No, you'll just crack your skull open. But like tongue grapple, you can be like, hey, you see that building over there?

I can ragdoll. I mean you might die on landed but. So see but then the. If we're accounting for real world physics, no. Would it be more like a goat simulator goat tongue grab where you just kind of flop it on the ground? That's what I'm thinking. Cuz. That's technically real life physics. We can go like you have the ability, but you have there there's real life enabled or you can just be like, however the ability works in game. That's how it works in real life. In this scenario. I should say here's the problem right dumbling around everywhere.

Nobody talks about getting like the fucking Rd. burn if you get stuck on it. That's what I'm saying I. Was gonna say, like with with Goat Simulator, yeah, yeah, I throw yourself against some fucking wall shit, you know, or get hit by a goddamn truck, you know, to get up and you're perfectly fine. So, and, but I gotta watch what I'm licking then 'cause and that that would 'cause then you can lick people. And that's like kind of weird. That that approaches some topics we probably should just steer away from.

Yeah, like there, but I mean. Understanding the Internet. Think about this though. Imagine your phone's across the counter. You don't wanna get up. You have it in your in your hand. Now, since it's such a light object, you know where your phone has been. I was gonna say it, but yes, yes, that is. It's an example. It's an example. I I guess I would take. It's a, it's a pretty niche sort of ability though, because if you were to lick something like paper, well, now you just ruin the paper. Well, this is, was this what I'm talking about?

Originally it was mundane. That's why I had to expand. It it's. So I'm sure this is a thought exercise. Now I'm just mad. So I I guess my question would be, do I still have the use of my arms? I mean, yeah, why not? OK cuz I mean just don't lick the fucking paper like you know. So I guess I would take the Goat simulator tongue you. Would hold. Hold on though. Think of it this way. Don't forget we live in a place that gets really cold during the winter. I just make sure my tongue isn't out and I won't use it outside.

I think it's wrong thing, maybe you got a point there. It would be funny cuz then, well, can I pull myself up with? My tongue. I mean, if you have the ability in the game, it kind of like rubber bands you to your to your. So I could literally. Just a destination of where your tongue lands. Yeah. Kind of like Spider Man, but not really. But not really it's. Spider go. Here's the beer. OK, No, I think I would do that. I think I. Would do the tongue grapple. The tongue grapple, Yeah, I'll get. Him Good.

All right. He's ready to stay out. I am. It's going to be used against me in the court of law. So Mark, I would OK, this is kind of where it shattered, but Mortal Kombat the get over here move or Metal Gear the cardboard box. Oh fuck.

Oh boy. This is kind of where it shattered a bit. Would you fit in the cardboard? Box. Well, it was big enough. I mean, if it, let's say it's skilled proportional to his body, OK, OK, it's going to be a big ass fucking box. I'm not that I'm not that fan of a band. I'm that I, I'm just fucking. You are tall. You are a burly man. I am a tall sort of muscular band like I've I've got not like a a lot of fed, but I am definitely I have meat to be. Yes. Yes, you do. Yes, it's gonna be a bigot. I have a question.

Yes. Is the box an Amazon box? I guess whatever box you wanted it to be, How about? That, I mean, at that point, yeah. My wife loves Mortal Kombat too. This is about you. This. Is about. You, not her. Good point. Sorry about. It's not about her, but at the same time that's so iconic. Just get over here and then it's got sort of the same niche. But here's the thing. Kind of like the tongue grass. That's what I'm not. That's what I'm saying. If it's like the tongue grapple, however, you know, like the paper, OK, well, the paper is now wet.

Whatever. Well, that that was fucking shredded. Now it's fire. Now it's confetti. You're not going to get the. Paper. It's burning confetti because it's the fucking Hellfire and anything that you can do with the tongue grapple, like bring an object to you, is fucking like stand. And that's durable enough, yeah. Don't do it with your phone and it goes above. Oh God, with cardboard box. Very funny. It is very. Funny. It is very funny. That would be something to see. We need to try this now. That's how you get out of work.

Mark. What else? I think we'll go with the cardboard box. He's going with the cardboard box. Ladies and gentlemen. Handled. I'll go with the cardboard box. All right, back to you, Brandon. Chris. As long as I don't get like an awkward scene where I have to walk through a sewer naked, that's good. Oh, Oh yeah, you right. So question number 2 is Tie the Tasmanian Tiger Lasso Rang or Metroid Ball Roll. So the lasso rang in the game. There's like floating hooks or whatever that you can like lasso onto and like swing from.

But let's just say you can use it, you know, kind of like any like a spider man roles thing or like a it's the third time he's had like a grapple ability. I'm afraid I I feel like this. I feel like this. Would you rather is a front to something else too. He's learning. Oh yeah, that doesn't make me feel good. See I guess I'm kind of biased cuz with playing Destiny lately being the morph ball. Right. Or the matters. The matters are but basically the morph ball. Right, so. So I. It's a fun time yeah, I don't really I don't blame you there that don't like cuz like even in like what Metroid primate comes from.

It comes from one of the. No, the 2DS, right? Yeah, the original. You still move pretty. Fast. Yes, you move really fast. And The thing is, I also have the grapple. I just hope the Goddard will like, chop off my tongue, you know? That would suck. It's just on the ground, you know? It's just flapping on the ground. It's like all right, so this is going to be a little tricky for you, mark so portal. Oh no the no fall damage OK. Or Titanfall 2 movement. Oh, oh, that's hard. Dude, this is me. Oh, that's.

Yeah, because you can take the movement, you can like slide it and run across walls, but you'll take full damage. Or would you rather just not take? You know how much I love Titanfall 2 as mechanics? I know you do shit, but Portal, you can fall from the fucking moon and be I'm fine. Every single bone in my body perfectly pristine. But like they've got 2 British voice actors just making fun of me for being parentless apparently. But the Titanfall 2 movement is fucking buttery. Oh my God. Fucking buttery smooth.

But there's. Like.

There's a full damage Titanfall, Yeah. I mean, there is no fall damage. Yeah. So, so that just ties it right back. You're you're a fucking genius. Fair enough. All right, Fair enough. Move it.

He's got a point. A fucking lawyer. You found the loophole. He did. He did. All right, Brandon. 'Cause I'm thinking about them. Get back to you. So Dark Souls, the Estes flask. It's just a heel feeling at him. I think it. I think, I haven't played the games, but I think it comes back when you go to a bonfire or. Something. I think it. Yeah, I think it. Replies. That's typically the mechanic or Animal Crossing pitfall trap. You can just fucking prank. Man, I could be a. Damn, you could prank however many people you want.

Hey boss, come over here. Someone who's being an asshole stand right there. Or you could just heal whenever you wanted to. You put that into the aisle way of a grocery store and you just watch people trying to enter the building. They're unsuspecting. I have such an awful thing in my head right now, but I'm not saying it. Oh no, but you would also. You would also have to pre plan this too. Yes, you have. Yeah, you. Would very well have to pre plan this. Does he only get one? Yeah, How many do I get?

I don't know. I guess it just comes down to prep time. How many can you? How many can you get me? Cuz I don't think I've ever. Here's the problem. You start running into the legal implications of sitting traps in public. Yeah, I would. Get Really. Careful, I would get arrested. You'd have to be careful. Fucking Rosetti will come after. Me Rosetti What? Are you doing but but OK, so let's go back to Dark Souls a healing. Flask. Yep. Yes, OK. Does that cure all known diseases? Honestly, I don't know how Dark Souls work, if they have any like because I've never played the games, so I don't know.

I, I, I think it just heals you. There's some status effects that probably, I'm not sure if there's status effects. That's the word. I'll, I'll do it with my limited knowledge of how saccharo works. That's kind of the thing where you have your healing mechanic, but there's also kind of like this sickness mechanic that I would say heals itself at the very least. It definitely heals wounds.

I need some more beer. Because if it was like where it could heal diseases, cancer like that, I would take it no problem. But wounds, I mean, that's fine. Because if you had like a bad wound to the point you're bleeding out, then sure, right? You know, nasty paper cut. But. Well.

But see, there's, there's the question was it's like, what's it taste like? If it tastes like cherry cough syrup, I will be pissed. OK, but OK so with with having these abilities. So like let's say animal. Crossing like like the benefits of the of the the flask is good and all, but if it tastes like shit, you're not. What the Hell's to? Doing it. No, I'm not going to want to fucking drink it. Yeah. So it would have to taste good. Well, I mean, if you're on the like, if you're bleeding out and going to die.

I mean, you're not going to give a fuck, but no, with Animal Crossing, OK, with the pitfall stuff, all right. So it's like, would I be in the world of Animal Crossing then at this point? Like, am I not the real world? I mean, all I typed up is that this was the abilities and this is hardly even a hardly even an ability question if I'm being honest. It's more so items, yes. But it yeah, yeah, 'cause if I'm in the Animal Crossing reverse one, I'm one of the. Funniest shit? Yeah, one I would be funny too.

I would know why. Yeah, well, you got you got Nook looking at you from a distance. Like did you pay your house payment? I've come for your knees. I've come for your knees, and if you forget to save, God help you Well, but. To be fair, that's like just about the first game. He gets lighter as as the game progressed. Well, yes, I guess when I think of Animal Crossing, I think of the fucking original of. Course, yeah, that's what everyone thinks of maybe, maybe New Horizons or New Horizons that's maybe like city folk or something.

But I I would place my bets on the 1st and the newest. Yeah, or New leaf. New leaf was great. Yeah, New Leaf was pretty good, but. I have no comment on this. Honestly one of the less was pretty pretty known too. Which one? Wild West? I think that was the. Oh, wild world. We are wild world. I think that was the DS1. Yes, yes, that. I think I actually have that on my Steam Deck, yeah, Anyway, but yeah, the that. Would be fun. It would. Be funny it would it? Would funny. It would be. Honestly. I'm gonna go with the pitfalls because of the just the stupid nature.

He's going with the pitfalls. I just gotta make sure I remember where I put them 'cause I might fuck myself. Yeah, that's, yeah, really. But I saw, Yeah. OK so a lot of people might get mad at me for this and please put in the comments below, but Final Fantasy, if there's only one thing I know about Final Fantasy is that you can suplex a train. So Final Fantasy suplex or Yakuza? The ability to throw heavy objects. Ohh Yakuza. This is this is a direct to me, isn't it? Yes, it is, Mark. Granted, you're already brutally strong.

I know I can already throw heavy objects, but I'm talking like bike racks and like other shit like that. Yeah. Have you played Yakuza? I've played neither of these you can you can pick up I've granted I have not really played so this is my fault. I don't really know final. Fantasy, but Oh well. Final. Yeah, I've played. But Yakuza, yeah, you can pick up like vending Michigan. Dude, I'm gonna stop. Pro man, my man Cosima Q. He can fuck you up, let me tell you. And he looks stylish while he does it.

Oh, he will. But this will be a glow, too. Yeah, that's funny. Like you have this like dragon powers and whatever. Yeah, I think it's like dragon, I think that's the yellow one. No, there's like. Different colors. There's different colors, yeah. So yeah, you can. You literally can pick up things that you. Couldn't. So just have that in mind. I want, I want to say like car level. Let let me just let me just let you guys know what's running through my mind at at this point. OK, on one hand, with the train suplex I can channel my inner Markiplier and be like I could take a trolley.

I mean, yes, you could, yes. Sure, reference the the the trolley. Here's the thing how it works though in this is the only thing I know about like this ability is that suplex doesn't work on things that have the assigned thing of heavy. OK so the train should have had assigned a heavy but it didn't and when they made the game or something they did not assign it just for the fucking funny of it. So you could quite literally suplex a train suplex even though you shouldn't in the magic. Also funny enough, in the magic card art there's someone running full speed at a train.

That's what I was thinking of cause Patrick fucking showed me that he's like, well he's suplexing a train. That's why. Yeah. So that's. Just a little one mistake. So let's say if if this was real life logic, you could just suplex any fucking train you wish. But anything that's like around a car or bigger, you can't. Trains are your exception.

Let's give you like 1000 lbs. If we're going in the real life logic, if we're going with real logic, that limitation though, that's just, it's £1000 you're throwing at somebody. Oh, oh, you're talking about, I thought you were talking about the suplex though. Oh, no, no. Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that. I mean, Grant, yeah, you could suplex anybody. Yeah, It's either I could throw the object or I could suplex the object. That's the thing. I mean, you could also. Don't forget you can also beat them with the object.

You can not just throw it. You beat the fuck out of it. You got him. But. Also you can pick up this person to launch it like a rocket. Yes you can either way. No, either way, with Suplex or Yakuza, I think I'm gonna go with the Yakuza ability there. You guys kind of hold me over with that. I mean there's a lot more I could do to be fair. It's a really good like either way, I don't think you're missing out on any. No, you've got. Some man being Kazuma, man, he's cool. I fucking love him dude. Oh my fucking God.

All right, well, that was question 3, so on to question. You've only done three. Well, no, that's shit. Yes, three each. So 4 for you, Brandon Kirby copy ability. So you have to consume something to copy them or Legend of Zelda gliding leaf. No, man. You'd be like, watch this Eiffel Tower just.

Hey Eiffel Tower, just swallow the Eiffel Tower I. Didn't say I didn't say mouthful mode. You could. You could be Carby. I could. Wow. No, I didn't. I did not say mouthful mode. God damn I could be. Carby, man, if I could be Carby, I'd be fine. I take that. You'll be driving down the freeway. You see the little hand just going his feet daily from the back. Just his shoes long gone You. Have to Why can't I beat? Kirby, you set these set the limitation. I know, I know. I put I put the funny thoughts into the heads of people, OK?

Now I just see my fucking eyes on the on the side of the truck looking like a hammerhead. Shark, do you want Kirby mode? Would that would that would that influence your choice? Oh, yeah, I would. OK, I don't want an actual debate going on. Yeah, yeah, I know. Hold on. But let's talk about the leaf glide, OK? All right, That's all I have to say about the leaf glide. Yeah. Really. Anyway, back to Kirby. I mean I. Mean look, you'll run out of steam and as you're holding onto the leaf and then you're.

Just that would flop and suck, yeah. Well, granted, you could also, like, you know, use it right as you're about to land and the true but. Annoying me. I'm going to be dumb and not do. That Oh no, it's slipped. You might rip your arms off. Yeah, like. That that's the least of my concern. That's that's a lot of force to take on your damn arm sockets that's gonna dislocate a shoulder. Not wrong. But if you do, if you do some like grip strength or something like that, you can I'm sure you can do arm Yeah, I'm tracing it.

I'm training and increase your stamina. But like but then if I if I fuck up but then I fucked up. You also have to carry around a leaf with you, a giant leaf that's going to be really impractical for most purposes. You can fold it up just to get into a parachute. Does it get eaten by insects? It's a leaf it's probably going to get eaten by that would suck. I'm gliding all of a sudden the bugs like there's. Just a random ass cicada coming along that. 'D be just my fucking luck. You could. You could.

Also move to like a remote location in some like random ass forest and just pick up a giant leaf anytime you want it to. So you could replace it. But then that means it has durability, and you really have to rely on the fact that it's given. How about this? Insects can't eat this leaf. OK, how about that? That makes it a bit nothing. That gives it a bit more of a chance. I put some insect propellant on the bitch, yeah. Offspray God. Damn it man. Like. No, no can. Can he catch it with the wind and it carries him off?

Can he actually use the leaf to drink? I would say so, yeah. Yeah, getting a little bit of aerodynamics in this. I wonder if I would get shot down by the the military because I'm I'm an aircraft that isn't, you know, I'm a very unidentified aircraft that's flying must get down now or we prepare to shoot. That would suck. That would. Well, granted, it would be identified. It would be, oh, look, it's brand. Oh, look at that. It's a man. It's a no, It's just a man. It's just a man. Yes, it's a bird.

It's a plant. Steal the military. Go look at me like man, what the fuck? Well here's another thing, you'd be at the mercy of the wind too. Also just imagine the amount of views you can get on YouTube and all those services. I mean yes, but. Also this would suck because I'm afraid of heights so this would not go well for me. Fair enough. So honestly, I'm going to have to do Kirby. OK, OK, even though I can't do Kirby. OK, I'm gonna try anyway. I'll. But never mind. He's. Gonna be he's gonna be stuck onto the the side mirror just flopping like a fish trying to become.

Car and I go pass you guys 'cause you're the car's in my mouth and just I can't really talk all. Right, Mark, this is your cheeks come.

Gotta make sure you keep your mouth closed too, otherwise you'll get bugs. All right, Mark, this one's more of a preference. So OK, question 4 for you. A spiral fire breath or the Witcher igne. One of them you need your hands to use the igne symbol, True. Or the other one you could just fucking breathe fire, dude. It's more so a preference than anything, yeah. Really fire be cool as shit. Yeah, but also if your hands are occupied, just right down there. Yeah, if somebody makes you mad. But also like, think about how cool it would be.

You just would be like like make us something. I I, I haven't played much Aspiro, but I have played a little the little bit of Witcher from the world crossover affair. That's kind of, that's kind of what I thought about when I thought, because that's the only thing I know about Witcher is that igne symbol, Yeah. Like I'm not very familiar with the Witcher, like I've played it, but like very briefly. Right, me too. Honestly, I kind of, I kind of like the idea that I'll actually be able to control of my hands.

OK, Yep, Because I I feel like if I open my mouth the wrong way, I'm going to be breathing fire in the wrong instance. Hey babe, especially because I drinking pop and alcohol is gonna or you cause me the burp is just. About and I'm gonna look just like what we said earlier, my hair back and all that shit after my fucking thing explodes.

Just fucking smoke like that. Yeah, well, especially the the shadow. Like just steps the wrong. Alcohol, that alcohol will fucking make that shit. Like. So much more potent play. You will be a flamethrower. Yeah, like, yeah, a bigger flamethrower, a bigger flamethrower, more like less than oh, you're children's game dragon and more of like a World War 2 flamethrower. Yeah. He's not wrong. I referred. So you're going igne on this one? Yeah, I'm gonna go with igne. I like be able to control it OK.

That sounds. Pretty good. Yeah, fair enough. Like I said also, if you have your hands, you know, consume the, you know, carrying the groceries, for example, the strength of feet down. Sorry babe, I can't take the groceries. My hands are fire today so. Boy.

Here's for you Brandon. Devil May Cry, Devil Trigger, or Resident Evil 1 liners. Where's everyone going? Bingo. Bingo. You almost became a Jill sandwich. I looked this up before. Let me just look up Devil Trigger. Just a. Yeah, 'cause I'm not really sure what that is. So look at this dining room. So it acts as a power bank storing demonic energy to be released later.

It's let's see, what exactly does it? Ah, fuck you fandom. Is it kind of like a rage mode? I believe so. I've already got rage, so I mean. Well, in double triggers you could you could supercharge so some characters, while using double trigger, take on a demonic form. In this form, the character's physical and magical attributes are amplified, and the character may have access to upgrades, even additions to the normal abilities like flying or hovering. OK. God, what? The one liners you can do. One liners already but it doesn't take skill in any situation.

In any situation he can just fucking clap right back anyone anytime. True. Someone tell you're ugly. Wow. Just how funny would it be to instantly shut down any sort of road rage confrontations? You're already pissed off in the morning. Some asshole cuts you off, they're pissed off at you. Get out of the car to come beat your ass. All of a sudden you shifted to demonic form. And they just go ghost white. Let me just shift and do maximum OverDrive. Yeah, but. Yeah, I mean, I yeah, I guess I could like already do the one liners.

But also like, at that point it might be haunted down by the like, government or some shit if, if you know, word spreads enough that there's a fucking demon. I just take them all out and that's all. Right. I mean that that's what the rage is for. That's what the rage is for. Yeah, turn off. Turn. Off or you just keep moving you start seeing exact places but one liners you can instantly shut any like anything down anybody.

And like that would be. You already come back pretty well, but he being even better at that. Oh man. Especially within our own group. That would be fucking funny as shit. Or, or recording shit. Yeah, I'm waiting him over. Fuck, fuck. I'm trying to think of arguments here. Hold on you. Can't. You can't. He's staying. I'll give you a moment, Mark, but even just for the purpose of being funny, I mean, fair, I don't think I really got much on this one. And with Brandon, like you said, you don't like being mad.

No, I don't. No SO. You honestly don't like being mad so. No. So it's like it really. If I wanted to be pissed off, OK, sure, yeah. But man, the one liners are fucking great. Dude. Even though they're so cringy. But they're really great, though. We're going to do the one line. Yeah, buddy, Yeah, buddy. I knew all right, being with a decent. What do you got me? It was a good try. All right, so for you this is number 5 or #6 this is number 5 #5 OK, Funny enough, neither of this applies to you, so I think this one's pretty easy, but OK.

Shante hair whip OK or crash Ben spin. That would be horrifying to see him spin that fast, holy shit. So I can hear with but I've got extremely short hairs. But if you grow out your hair, oh man. I can't really do that though because my hair gets so scratchy then and oily too. I really. Oily. Hey man, it it, that's what. I'm saying this one didn't really work for any of you. Yeah, this is an oversight in my part. What the? Fucking crash spin. That would be funny. What if you're like, how well do you do with spinning and just you know, like nausea?

Cuz I can just just with general with general spinning I'm okay cuz crash even then he spins. Really. Fucking yeah. Like super fast. This combobulate fast. But he's fine, OK, He's. Fine afterwards. And he always, for some reason, always ends up in the same orientation. Yeah, like he could be, I could, I could be looking at the Sonic poster spin, still see it or like after I'm done spinning. So I can I can pretty much reenact like tis the yeah. Yeah, you could. Cheating spins. Hey man, you can even make the make the noise too.

I'm right, Black Jesus. Christ. And you're unvulnerable. Oh, OK. Oh shit, nothing's. Burnt so long since I played a crash game. Nothing. Nothing hurts you. Well, there are some things in the game that'll. Start environmental hazard. But that's not about the. Game words will hurt me. You deflect them, somebody, somebody makes you mad, You just. Damn it, somebody. Somebody makes you mad, just spin right, right next to them and they just go flying, you know? You just spin. Just certain dominance, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you would scare the shit. Out of somebody, they scare the shit of people. Even better. So we're going with a spin. Yeah, we're going to go with a spin. And that concludes round 5 S halfway. All right, we're halfway through. Brandon for you with. I just want to interject. Brandon, how you feeling? Yeah, how you feeling? Brandon? Let's do this. Let's do this. How do you guys think? So Brandon, you have you have tongue, grapple, ball roll, pitfall trap, copy ability and one liners.

Does that make you a better person? Does that fulfill your life? Yeah, I'd be happy with it. I'd be all right. I mean, I think, I think you could probably do like, you know, maybe without ball roll, just I mean, you'd be fine coming out of it like. Hey you guys want to see this cool trick you know? Won't you be fair in the game? It doesn't hurt. No, it doesn't hurt. You just literally go into a ball. Yeah, so. It'd be fine. I do still like it though. OK, you could be ball rolling and you could use your grapple tongue to give you more momentum.

Just gotta make sure not to do the grapple then the ball roll. And Mark, you have a, you have the cardboard box from Metal Gear. I want to see this in. Purse it has Igni so be so don't burn your car. You'll get, you'll get noticed. Anybody got a light? Reaches out-of-the-box? Here you go.

Yes. We also have Titanfall 2 movement so if you do get discovered you can just like slide dash on the fucking walls. What the fuck was that? As you're sliding a car running across the wall or whatever you have to. You can throw heavy objects and you can spin ungodly fast. I'm becoming an unstoppable force. You are yours are scary. Holy fuck. Mine are just kind of like for the funny. I was, I was kind of concerned like you, I was kind of thinking this when I was placing this like, Oh my God, marks just a.

Tank, you pretty much are, yeah. For dead tank. And and we're not even done.

It gets worse. It gets worse from here, yes. OK, so leading into the second-half, number six for Brandon Bioshock Plasmid specifically enrage. You can enrage anybody you pick a target in and rage and they make them angry. They will start fighting anything and everything within vicinity. That's what that one does. Or Castlevania. Vampiric possession. Oh no.

So I could possess somebody. Yeah. Oh no. You see? You see what I could do with this? You see? What? What am I saying? I could possess somebody, yeah, and put them in a pitfall. No, no, he's thinking. He's thinking about better. Dude, I could do that. You're right, he's got meta plays. Just that one person I really don't. Like this motherfucker's meta gaming. He is, and he's doing it well. Like I could do that. I'm doing it, I'm doing it, I'm doing it well. Or, or if I if I'm thinking how this is going to go, you could enrage me.

That's what I was thinking too. Yeah, I could literally. Hey Mark, I need to beat the fuck out of somebody for me. You know. Would you kindly beat? Would you kindly? You. Dude, that God damn. These two are good. They are. These two are fucking great. They are. I paired these two together. I'm like. Oh fuck dude, shit. It's either you do it yourself or you compel you down. Here's the thing, you gotta be careful with the rage because if if you, if you're the first thing I see, I'm just going to go full and fucking send on you.

That's, that's true. Yeah. So I have to be careful with that. Whereas with the possession I can have fun. Yeah, but then you have to do it yourself. I have to do it myself, but hey, I mean if I if I want the funny. Yeah, I can't remember but they might die once you get out of vampiric position. Ah fuck. I don't want to. Do I think I I can't remember. Oh shit, that would not make it funny. Let's just let's just say in this scenario that. It doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't. You just, you just pop out of them and they're like they are them.

And they're like, what the fuck? Yeah. OK. Let's just say in in this scenario in the grocery store.

And I could. Really be an asshole. You could, yeah. Like just with these too. It's just I, Yeah, the the vampire one, I'd yet I have to do it myself. But then the enrage. Yeah, I can enrage somebody, but if there's nobody around me, yeah, that would. Like, let's say as long as you have line of sight. So if you're like really up high and you can see a bunch of people, but also you'd be, you know, getting innocent lives. Yeah. Because I don't know how long it lasts. I don't think it lasts that long in.

The middle of being somebody up, you're like, I don't know why this is happening, what am I doing anyway? Walks away. Guys bleeding on the ground. Like really? Hey here let. Me help you get. Up so the weird carousel of emotions that would be you're just getting beamed to a pulp randomly by some enraged stranger. All of a sudden, the upper hand to help you up, you're like, oh, what happened to you? Why are you doing this? Because. I'm bad. I don't know. But I see I don't. I don't want to actually hurt someone or kill them, right?

Yeah. So. This man's got more rules. Yes. So we're going vampiric positions, yeah cuz. It would be. Funny. Man, put someone in a pitfall. That'd be funny. All right, Mark for the top, for the top of the second-half Borderlands. Oh, no, Scorpio turd. This is just bait. It doesn't have healing. It just it just shoots just bass Scorpio. And you can hide behind it, too, I feel. I feel like you targeted that ability specifically for me. I did. We're a Donkey Kong coconut gun. He got hit in the head with a coconut.

He. Just got hit in the head with two coconuts, God damn it. And yes, as as we go on, you'll see some targeted bullshit. Oh, here we go. Prepared to be triggered, for example Resident Evil. Yeah, that would be kind of cool though. You just summon it whenever you want. I think I think it lasts for 20 seconds. Yeah, it's typically 20 seconds. You can increase the cooldown, but you said it's just biggest. Yeah, cuz there's one of the upgrade paths where it gives you like up to 5% health regeneration.

But I don't know, I think I'm gonna lean towards the coconut gun here. Really. Yeah, just the sheer humor factor of just spitting out a Coke. And then also just thinking with the turret, you're killing people. So it's like it's not really that funny. So it's. And plus infinite water. That's true. Yeah. A drink. Drink. Drink the coconut water. Hey, man, I'm thirsty. Don't. I'm a little hungry. Hey, everyone. Everyone need a drink? Thanks man, hit me in the hamper. I'm all right. You could have aimed at the table and serve our faces well, you know it defeated the purpose.

I understood. Mark and I like coconut, so I'd be happy. Be cool. And you know it, it fits the aesthetic. So for you, Brandon, Binding of Isaac, you can shoot tears. So you have to be, you can bring onions with you or Street Fighter. Sure you can. You can get some good height off that. They're sure. They're sure. Hoogan is what? The yeah, the uppercut. Yeah, that's the uppercut. Hack an uppercut a motherfucker in the pitfall. Well, you can also get height off it too. I mean, I could. Yeah, you don't have to destroy anything.

You can just, I mean, you did, you did pass up on the triple jump. I mean, you are pretty sure you reach the top shelf now. Yeah, sure you can. I'll call the can of beans all that can of beans. Beans, what the fuck? What the fuck I want. So I wonder if I could use that to get on top of houses or is it not go high enough? You'd have to be careful not to punch the house. Well, yeah, that would suck. I'm not sure the scale of how high it goes in the games. And do I have to scream the name every time?

Yes, yeah. I mean, that's what they do in the game. Same thing with Hadouken, Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Hadouken. Shit. This one's a tough one. What was the first one and was the other one was Binding of Isaac. You can shoot teeners. OK, Yeah, shoot teeners. Did they do a lot of damage? They don't really do that much damage. No, not really. The uppercut man you send that fucker fly in space so like. Who said that? So now I'm going to start hearing. Voices and shit, man, that's so oh in the fucking.

That's a complete announcer. Voice is a completely different ability. Then it's simply you got to fight a Honda Civic. Game Honda City.

You know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to choose the Street Fighter. Sure you can. Yeah, I had AI. Had a feeling. Yeah. I fight a Honda Civic and a fridge. There's a fridge there. I thought there was a fridge you had to fight. I'll probably fight a fridge. You know what the fuck you know this would be. I'll do it anyway. Just send a flying through my roof. You Samsung smart. You will do each other by. All right, Mark, let's let's dig real deep. Assassin's Creed. Oh, no. The Assassin Blade or God of War.

Blades of Chaos. Oh, yeah.

To be fair, this is not the Blades of Athena or whatever the upgrade is. This is just Blades of Chaos. Just Blades of Chaos. Is it like the base? Yes, yeah, or the assassin blade, but. Still I mean. Oh shit, I know you love your Assassin's Creed. I love my Assassin's Creed. But the planes of Chaos? Oh no, those are weapons of war, literates of war. It is God of War. But. Boy. Boy. No, it does not give you the ability to say boy menacingly. Damn.

Yeah, nothing. But you don't stop me. But you don't get like the voice of Kratos themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't get the essence. I'll just have my pasty little boy voice.

Sure, he can be a ha ha. Boy.

Sounds like I'm coming from men and tights. Boy. Fuck.

This is a hard one this. One it is. It's hard because I like both because one is 1 is tiny. It's just like, yeah, you have it. I mean, but you could do so many cool fucking things with it. You could, yeah. But then you also have the Blades of Chaos, which you're guaranteed scary, yeah. Yeah, like you wouldn't even really have to use them on anybody. But you imagine like instead of a machete, just we shake the blades. Just don't fuck with me. Hold up babe, I'll carve the ham. Or I'll get rid of that tree.

God, I had to, I had to Weld the tree for like a couple seconds that you have the little orbs that come out, the little souls, whatever they are. Oh, man, I should have asked you at the half and I'll ask you after this question, but oh man, I don't know what are you thinking? I I I need some outward advice here? So the hidden blades cool or the Assassin's? Blade, Yeah, I mean, I think it is hidden blade. It is officially hidden hidden blade. Okay. The hidden blades, cool as shit it is. Really cool, and then you could modify it too so you can get the poison blade.

I mean as long as you meet Leonardo da Vinci. Yeah, just, you know, just a casual Tuesday, Yeah. Just like, hey, what's up, buddy? You know, but. Fight is great, yeah. Hey buddy, could you give me that just. Rattling because of bones the. Arm man, that's how it's way up. It's. Like.

Hey, you want me to test out this tank? So. Good old Leonardo for me pretends to cut off my ring finger. Jesus. For me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you know what? That's a good question. Is this before or after you have to get your finger cut after This is no like after you have to get it cut off or before you have like before. So is it before you have is this I thought, I think you don't have to do that anymore. So. So after Leonardo da Vinci, that's when it became you don't have to cut off your finger of course after.

Yeah, but but before it was both the symbol of your commitment to the creed and to make room for this practical. You're not going to get your fucking finger cut off from this thing. Yeah, No, you're this is after it's fixed. OK. The design. OK. That that lead, that that that avoids the whole other. That's what I had in mind, too. Yeah, because I thought about that. I'm like, wait, we don't have to do that anymore. I mean, you guys had to cut off your fingers. All right? Got to cut off. OK. Go ahead, Brandon.

So I just I like the like God of War. I had a feeling. Yeah, like they're just they're. They're so big and bulky too though. With with with you though. Stop feeding into my paraffin.

This means do it more. Fine, I'm going to go and think Planes of Chaos for this one. It's cool, it's fitting into my moves. I'm going to. I'm sorry, but I thought it says the Hidden Blade was going to win. It was close, it was close. It was a hard pick. So I should have asked this at at 5 questions or the halfway mark. What? Whatever. How are you guys feeling about the topic now that you're actually getting into it? I'm curious that where this is going to go because you're making this seem like there's something else going on here.

What do you think, Brandon? I'm curious because originally the guys were like, oh, fuck yeah. I thought this was going to be awkward, be like, Oh no. No, no, I like because I was concerned, like, is this going to be like, God, I got to think of shit, you know? God no. No. This is this kind of format I kind of like. I honestly find it. I think it's going to be entertaining. We. Should do this a little more, yeah, like not all the time, right? Of course. Because it'll get old something creative like this a little bit more.

Yeah. The fact that I thought of this like after the after a month of doing the episode podcast, I mean. And pretty good. Yeah, All right, all right, so this is where we get into some real shit. So. Oh, no, Brandon 8, Mega Man, the Mega Buster. I couldn't really think of anything good for this one. OK, Or Worms, the concrete donkey. Have you played Worms? I have played Worms but this is what was to refresh my memory on that. The concrete donkey is like you literally just summon a donkey to just like bounce up and down and it just creates a pit further and further down.

Hey man, I could use that to actually make the crater for my pitfalls. It's don't look at a crater, it's a sarlac pit. Be all right, I just put a lot of. Sliding down into the pitfall trip at the bottom that the very bottom thing gets buried. I was like, I wasn't. That wasn't enough. And what was the Mega? Man thing the Mega Man was the Mega Buster. See, I will say you can charge this one up. OK, so his his normal attack. Yes, you can attack it, or you can charge it up if you so choose from, Or you could spin, but just.

Yeah, yeah. Good. Because I think the original games you couldn't turn now. Can you shoot diagonally? Is it only going to be the kernel directions?

Yeah. Can I Can I go like up? Sides. Yeah, let's do a diagonal as well. Yeah, OK, So you'll be able to actually point and aim where you need it to be instead of oh, oh, I can only shoot sideways or up, above or below if you're jumping. Man, this, this, this, this is a tough one. Yeah. The the donkey would be funny because. It would be really funny the the Sarlec pit. I like how for you this is kind of like morals. Yeah. Or not like yes, in addition to wood you're. Yeah, yeah. Would you rather? Would you live with yourself?

Yeah. Anyway, like a Buster concrete donkey. See, the blaster would be kind of cool. Like, I know not to I, I, I personally wouldn't use it on anybody.

It would be more of a utility. Yeah, yeah, because it could actually be kind of useful. I'm not sure you can utilize because destroy everything. Man, fuck that tree. I mean, if you need to get into a vent somewhere, it's kind of useful just. And also I could protect myself. You're not wrong. You know, like it's. But the donkey though, is fuck. You know what we're we're going to do? Donkey. OK, Donkey. Donkey. OK, fucking OK. So I will say that was like kind of one of the last minute additions to it.

It's like you, you can kind of see where some are fucking not mundane and some are just mundane and shit. Yeah. And it's like I was just, you know what? I just got to get more games in there. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to wait too much longer on this topic. It's just going to piss me off more. But yeah, going back to you Mark. Monster hunt dragonator. Ohh boy or risk of rain? Diablo strike? So you don't know what the Diablo strike does? That's a captain. I haven't gotten that far. That's a captain exclusive.

Basically you mark an area and you have to wait 40 seconds for that area to be bombarded. But the ability in the game says you do 40,000% damage. Shit, this is like a fucking nuke. It is. Like. We're getting to nuclear so unfair. You're turning my power fantasies here with all these late game ones on my this is this is how bad we're going. Oh shit, I I think I'm going to go probably with the dragonator because I I I love the kerchunk and then just the drill effect just going into a into a monster.

What would you use this on? That's my question, dude, I'm not going to answer that question. Depends on the legality. You're like a rabbit. I'm going to skid it.

Shredded rabbit, All right, he goes with dragonator. No, no hesitation. Really. Yeah, fuck. All right, Brandon, for you, it's just the, the, the, the physical cardinal impact of just drill. So for you Brandon, Fallout power armor or Sonic the ring damage ability, as long as you're wearing a ring, you can't take damage but they will fly off. But I'm about to say like my like. And if I get touched, you know, yeah, fucking power. Though but also you could just go buy a bunch of cheap, I don't know, like fucking.

But you lose all of them to get hit. Is it all of them? I thought it was just a couple. So some of the newer games make it where it's only some, but the older games you lose all. Let's do that instead. Let's do some how about that give a bit more appeal. See, I would be technically invincible as long as I had rings, right? You know, But the power armor? I'm invulnerable. I'm invulnerable to basically everything. Now hold on, but is this before Fallout 4 or after Fallout 4 where you had to power it with the power cells?

Oh, you got to have the power cells. OK, so we're looking at Fallout 4, however. Because that's the only one I know. Fair enough. Yeah. Because in the in the older games there was just an article of clothing. It was. Yeah, it was not a suit. Oh, OK. Yeah. Now it did have armor properties which were really good, right? But it was not like the big suit armor. Yeah, that you had to power up, that you can get into where it made you fucking tanky. Gotcha. Yeah. Just clearing up that misconception for you.

No, no, that's great. That's great. That's that's why I'm asking these questions man. That's goddess like man to my favorite fucking series and I can pick one. And this is the kind of shit that I'm going for the hard choices. But see, you know how stupid would be? You know if like the ring thing would be fine. Hey, Brandon. Fucking. Just deck him in the face and like what'd you do for? No. No, no, no. It it. Let me lend some of my thinking here. If this goes the way I think it's going to go, the power armor might even the playing field.

Because then I could deck somebody with it. Yeah, sure. Yeah. It'll give you a little bit of bulkiness to kind of protect yourself. Yes, I would be kind of, yeah, I'd be bulky and whatever, but no, what what I'm saying is like, OK, I can be at the fucking grocery store and I accidentally drop a can of fucking beans on my toe. What's up with the? Beans, you know. Just awfully. I mean, you have to wear steel toes everywhere. Hey, there's. Going to be some fuck shit that's going to happen to me like I get to get into a car accident.

Just the sheer unavailability of finding nuclear cells to replace the battery. Yeah, because then the. Because then that's going to put you on an FBI watch list. See also you have a couple to use sparingly. How about that? But what also sucks is, and I'm thinking of the show, right, the Fallout show. I don't even watch that. I don't even know how that works in there in that universe. So it's the same as Fallout 4, but when the power cell dies like in the OR the. You stuck in the suit. You get stuck in.

The Yeah. So this guy got stuck in it. So you have to have somebody help you get out of it. That would. Realistically make sense, yeah. Oh yeah. Definitely not like the video game where you get out. Yeah, right. Although, although it it doesn't make sense that they wouldn't make some sort of like release mechanism, release mechanism they can access on the inside. But given that it's Fallout, it doesn't seem like something they would obviously care about, no? Vault Tech. What's safety? What's safety?

I'm yeah, yeah. So the so that would suck. That would really. Be an issue. Yeah. So I'd have to really think about like. Now for the ring, is it all types of rings or does it have to be like metal rings? I'm just say all I guess I. Mean so I can. Literally get an onion ring. I would say a wearable like ring that will last. You or a ring I can put in my pocket. You could just buy a bunch of just silicon rings. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Granted they would just fly off and you'd have to pick them back.

Or or even if you want to you can get plastic like little spider. Halloween rings could do that or pop rock no? What are those pop pop rings? Oh, the ring. The ring pops the bottle pops the candies.

I guess it would be kind of funny to have that ability just because. Hey somebody want to punch me for a party drink For a party drink. Just plastic spiders everywhere. See. Then this would also negate the pitfall because it would negate it because I would get hurt technically and I wouldn't. Like if it's like Sonic, you go like invincible for a minute. You're just blinking in and out of reality. So, like, I could get away from it, you know? Yeah, the rings. Not going the rings out there. Because it would be funny, like my parents don't know about it.

My dad gives me a pat on the back. I'm surprised, I would say as long as it hurts. As yes. Like, you know, your brain like registers, so it's like, oh, that's pain. Oh, Thorn, not be like, not be like. Oh, like it hurt, but like I can, you know, like whatever, but I could be I. Could be stupid. I'd hate to see you over by Park Rangers and all of a sudden be like, yeah you litter bug, you're gonna get fine. Hey guys, watch this. Let's make me think it's a clip from regular showers. Like it was like, oh, it was like, Oh yeah, it's so cool.

And I'll be like with the edit with the gun. God damn it. And I'll be like. So what are we at? So this is so this is it for me now. This is actually 9 for you 9. Oh, wow. We're farther. We're almost OK. OK, so three more questions total. OK, so Mark 9 Horizon series, the hacking spear or Halo Cortana. I'm taking Cortana. You get Cortana. Damn. Wow, that was. Fast. She's far superior than the fucking spirit. I mean, yeah, you can ever hack anything, yeah. Even if it's alien technology, she's like, bam, I got it.

You know what? Me inside your head. Yeah. I can't disagree with that at all. Yeah. Yeah, hands down. I'm sorry, but like with the spirit I'd actually have to hit, and that that's already a question in itself. Just in Cortana, hands down. OK, so far more useful. I got to break parody this time because I got to save this question for last. I'm sorry Brandon, but suspense up Mark. Hell die. Oh, no, no. You get the 500 kilogram bomb or destiny ghost. Oh, but then I won't die. Unless the ghost dies, unless the.

Ghost, unless the ghost dies. You know what? I've never survived time. I for the for the sake of time, I go with the ghost. Really. OK. And then that fulfills my power fantasy of Titan? God damn it, it does. You know what? It's all right. It fits. So for the ultimate question, Brandon, Skyrim, you become a Dragonborn or Doom, and I'm sorry I really could not pass up this chance. You can shoot a hole in the surface of Mars. You can't just shoot a hole into the. Surface of Mars. So hang on. So I would have.

So would I have the powers of the Doomslayer? Would I be angry? Would I be be able to just kill shit? It just says shooting a hole through the surface of Mars. That's all I have written down. Fuck. I mean, that's fun. But then after that, that's it. No, you have to. You fly into the hole of Mars too. Granted, you could just shoot as many holes as you want. You could. I told there's no fucking Mars. He's turned into the Death Star. Fuck, that's a good one though. That is a good one. But see I want.

The I mean that was that was literally a joke. If you wanted to have Dragonborn or Doomslayer, you can't. We can do that instead. How about that Doomslayer Mars? I fucking love Doom dude, I really do like Jesus Christ, but Skyrim 2 see the the Dragonborn would be cool because the voice yeah, you know. I dragon show. Yeah, like, but see now The thing is OK, I become the Dragonborn. Right.

The way that that's worded is I'm, I've just become the Dragonborn, so I'm kind of weak. But you'll gain strength over time. Yes, fair enough. But the Doomslayer I have strength off the get go. Yeah, so rude I didn't even think about. But I don't lose your ability to speak. People will hate this room, but I've never played Skyrim. I have never played any like Elder Scrolls Bethesda game ever. We got to get to play Skyrim at least. Nope. Not happening, too many re releases fine. I will not make you play.

I will not make you. Play. We'll, we'll have them play. When it's on the smart toaster, it's fine. Oh, sweet sport. Toilet looks like I have another $60.00. She just said no I'm joking but so. Ah man, the toast would be cool. Yeah, I can't talk anymore. Yeah, well, no, you can talk. Because he does. Talk it's just more so you choose not to Yeah, you choose not to. And the only word you ever say I would like, but that would go against huge guts is no, that would go against your one liners. Yeah, would or or would you sound really cool doing your one liners.

Could you imagine? Only one liner would be no.

You know how weird it would be to hear the fucking Doom Slayer? Wow, what a birching. You know, like that'd. Be awkward as hell. It would be very awkward. So yes, I would lose my one liners I guess. You could try like I got your one liners then. I would choose what's. The dragon shot like specific phrases. Yes, that's what I thought. It's it's a specific thing you have to say. That's what I thought. But see what the, the Doomslayer. I would be able to still talk. I just, yeah, you know, I'd be funny here and there with it, I guess.

Yeah. So one liners could still count. Right. I mean I guess like again he does not verbal 1 liners. But see having that presence of not even having to talk and I scare the shit out of people. And if you choose so you can do 1 liners I could. Yes. And then? Nothing's stopping. Me just fucking just obliterate anyway. Yeah, like you see that Kaku demon like out his fucking eye and shit. Anytime you walk into a room, I have lost my car keys. I don't know this is this is starting to sound like more Duke Nuke of tubes.

It does, kind of, yeah. You're just lost my car. He's. Damn. And those aliens? I can't drive my car.

I mean that that's essentially Doomslayer with one layer. It's pretty. It's. Pretty nuclear it's not. Wrong, but you do have your doomslayer's cooler. Yeah. He is. Oh yeah, that's I guess less American. Yeah, he's more alien, I guess you could say. Because he's not. He's not considered human. True. Depends on which story you're talking about. Yeah, so it would be. It would be Doom Slayer, Yeah. Now if it was Duke Nukem in Doomslayer, man, Duke Nukem would fit really good power. Arbor is for pussies.

I have a peer reviewed study all it says that you're a bitch. Don't have time to play with myself, thank God. But so I know we're overtime with this, but Mark, yeah, you're right. I knew there was something to do this. As soon as you're like, OK, you're typing on your fucking phone. I was like, oh, yeah, there's I was, I was kind of planning on doing a death battle. If you guys wanted to do this, we can. But we are overtime. I mean, I don't care. We're overtime. Yeah, we're fine with being over.

So that's bonus. So, Brandon, buddy, you have tongue grapple, ball roll, pitfall trap, copy ability, one liners, vampiric possession. Sure you can.

Wait. You chose Concrete Donkey, right? Yeah, you chose OK. All right, I thought I wrote that down. And Doomslayer Mark you have Cardboard Titanfall 2. Movement. You can throw heavy objects, the Igni sign, crash spin, coconut gun, blades of chaos, dragonator, Cortana and a ghost. How would you guys like the death battle? Oh, but I've I've got that creative I. Guess, I guess a fight to the death type thing I guess, but it would actually be an interesting fight. Granted, Mark has a lot of weapons and a lot of like information at his disposal.

Yeah, you have a lot of movement. You have you have tongue grapple, ball roll. You have pitfall trap to get away. You can copy animals because that's what I have copy ability animals. OK, specifically animals like it's then you see it to consume like a deer or something though I mean done. It's gone. Well, you can also shoot a spit, choose to spit it back out as a star. Well, no, that'd just be sucking inability. So copyability. Yeah. They also have a. Sure you can, yeah. I guess if you wanted to you could chain him to like just get vertical movement.

But see being being the Doomslayer, he's very hard to kill. True. But. I've got a lot of fucking tinky. Yes. You do, yes you do. So this would be 1 hell of a fight. I don't. It might, to be honest. I. Wonder. I wonder if it would be a draw. It probably would. Might. I mean, granted, you have both Cortana and the Ghost, yeah. So it's like you can't die I. Unless, unless you kill him first and then. Get his ghost and then get his ghost.

I'd say it would be a draw. Yeah, like I. I feel like, here's the thing, we'll tire ourselves out just in a crater. Just yeah, Yeah. But then does the Doomslayer really get tired? He does not. No, he. Keep going. But it might just be like, at that point, like, this is not going anywhere. Yeah, You know, he'd probably just walk off. Yeah. He'd be like, fuck this shit. I'm. Leaving. It's not like I'm a demon either. I'm just yeah, you are a human. Yes, but you have better characteristics than. More like the senator from fucking Metal Gear.

You're right, son.

So I I think it's. Too bad you chose the cardboard box. See, now that would be funny, man. The Doomslayer, You know, he's like, where the fuck is this guy Fox?

Spring out with a fucking Crash Bandicoot spin and I'm able to pick you up and throw you while I'm doing it too. So like it's. True and Dragonator can Pierce armor, yeah, so not armor, but it's effectively armor. Yeah, you'd fuck me up. Oh yeah. But I keep getting back up. Yeah, so. You'd be able to keep away, yes. Unless if I corner you. Granted you don't have glory kills. Yeah, there's no demons to glory kill.

That is a good point. So even eat. But even then doing a glory kill on him it wouldn't matter. Also, just bring him back like you're not gonna RIP him in half. I'm. Not. Like, so I really, I really wholeheartedly believe it would. Be a draw, it would be a draw too. But it would be a fucking epic fight. It would. Be an epic fight. It would be Honestly, I feel like if we were to pick a winner, you might win Brandon just because of the by the. Skin of my teeth. Just because of that Doom guy. Yeah. Just just just because you tweaked it a little bit.

Yeah, that's it. I mean to be fair for a penultimate question, sorry. For an ultimate question be like Oh yeah funny haha. Yes. Yeah. No, I, I think. Even if you went with with the oh, you could shoot a whole of Mars, you could you could fuck me up real quick. Well, is there any abilities I can get him to Mars? I mean, there's the tongue grapple, but as even though as long range, very, very limited range in terms of celestial body is true. Now see, I'll just have the gun in my pocket that shoots me.

Just, you know.

You don't really have a way to get to Mars. If you did, that'd be one hell of a yeah. Just just Mark. Dead. Yeah, See, I I would. Kill him and his ghost in one hit. I'd have to take all this time to go fucking get this ready and then by that time he could have already moved an inch over and I missed. Look, it's it's another Batman versus Superman. Batman would win if he had preparation. It really is. Yes, it really is, Yeah. But if you don't have the prep time, then I think it's I think, I think if you surprise him with a dragonator, you can get the kill.

Yeah. Probably, probably. That pierces fucking monsters. I don't think team players armor or skin is gonna. It would turn Braden into a fine red mist. And then I respond. Great, now I gotta do this two more times. Yep, but I don't know I I think it would be. I think draw, it'd be epic. Draw it would be alright. Well, what do you guys, what do you guys think about that now that we're done? That was fun. That was fun. That I had a feeling like you guys were like, Oh no, I'm like, don't think of it that way, Don't think of it that way, don't think of it that way.

Going through the that, that that was a good experience that that was very creative and very creative. I still wish I was able to keep it to mundane abilities 'cause I would have been way more fun. Yeah. I just, I couldn't for the sake if I wanted to have this done now. Yeah. And with with my limited scope. Of how many games series I've played again I didn't want to bring in like Star Wars or yeah you know any like TV show movie like kind of things I mean to be fair, the power skill you those kind of gets really overpowered.

So I'm it does. I'm happy with the choices that you made yeah. I mean me too like I didn't want to go too strong. Obviously I had to have like a like 2 or so like ultimate moves. Yeah, for you guys. Yeah. Well, I guess we, I guess let's let's wrap it up here. That was fun. I mean that was a long episode, but I think it was well worth. It was well worth it. I wanted to see where this was going. I knew you were doing stuff there. I was like, this is either gonna go Co-op or BVP. I'm not too sure I'm like doing this Co-op would be awesome, but doing the PvP would also be very.

I didn't think of Co-op. I I wouldn't even know what to do with that. Maybe like an Aldridge God or something like you guys have to fight Cthulhu or some shit. I don't know. I don't know. Or like maybe like the, the, the, the giant giant demon from the end of double maker 5. Here's the thing. You chose abilities that complimented the other person's stuff. I did. So it it could have gone either way. I I was still trying to figure out what you were doing, but I think I read into you as soon as you started saying like power armor and stuff.

I'm like, he's doing something. BBP Yeah, I started clueing in on that. That's what I was trying to. I mean, to be fair, if you're going to do like a would you rather like that? It's kind of a given. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, I I think that was like even for me, that was just fun, like seeing you guys debate like each other and like to helping your guys, like helping each other with their your debates and bringing up a different idea. That was entertaining. I really liked it. I like that. I like that banter like that.

Yeah, about to say that the banter's nice. Yeah, I like that. All right, well, let's go ahead and close that guys. This it's been the longest episode by far, but thank you all for watching. If you guys have any mundane abilities that youth or just abilities in general that you think are they sorry that you love, put them in the comments. Or if you have any, you know, other questions or stuff like that, also put them in the comments. And if you think my Final Fantasy knowledge is dog shit, put that in the comments.

Put it in the comments. Anyways, don't even think it. Yeah, don't just know what's but in your heart, your heart of hearts right here. But yeah, that'll do it for today. See ya. Bye, guys.

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