Video Game Villains

0:11 Hello everybody and welcome back to Plug In for player Four.

0:15 I am Mark and I am accompanied by Brandon and Ethan.

0:22 This was already in the last. Episode.

0:27 We never talked about it though. Yeah, we never talked.

0:29 About it. Yeah, yeah, a big old group,

0:33 lethal company with the three of us, Jack and Emma.

0:37 Yeah, I. Ran Ethan over Oh.

0:39 My God, that was so fucking funny.

0:43 I'm not sure anybody who saw it, but I got I was, I was in the

0:48 back of the truck and the door was closed.

0:51 So I'm trying to figure out how to open up the truck.

0:53 I remember they actually have to like open it from the looking at

0:56 the base of the door. So I open it, hop out, stand

1:02 there, and at this point Brandon started gunning it and.

1:06 All the wheel all. The way to the right.

1:08 So he goes around and comes right up to me and fucking

1:12 clobbers me. I'm just standing there just

1:15 watching him just go. It was so fucking funny.

1:21 It was so fucking funny. I wish I tried to record it.

1:25 I wish I could have. It, it was because from my

1:33 perspective, yeah, I'm like going in a fucking circle and

1:35 shit and it's like make another circle.

1:38 I'm like, oh, he's dead. Oh shit.

1:42 Did you even notice when you hit me the first time?

1:44 No, I didn't notice nothing. I just.

1:48 Smack. Just see you fucking on the

1:50 ground dead shit. Oh shit.

1:55 It's got a little bit complete. But yeah, the the truck, truck,

1:59 truck, truck, truck, truck, truck is when I was trying to

2:01 get the truck back to the ship we were on.

2:03 Oh, man, it wasn't Monitoria Val.

2:06 Yeah, Val. That's what it was we.

2:08 Were on Val and the truck was in the pit like where the where the

2:12 bridges and so I'm driving this fucker and if I'm going to be

2:17 honest, I am kind of the best one to drive the truck honestly.

2:21 Yeah, yeah, 'cause I just, I, I just kind of figured it out one

2:24 day. As soon as I put it in in drive,

2:31 I'm like as I'm go trying to go full gassing it up this hill,

2:37 turning it to the right to get even more up the hill, over the

2:40 over the Cliff, whatever, and onto flat ground and the entire

2:44 time just me and Mark. I just love it.

2:50 All of the trees were breaking along the way too.

2:52 And I was, I was dead. I was dead.

2:52 At this point, so I'm just watching them.

2:53 Yeah. And I just joined in the truck,

2:54 truck, truck, truck, truck, truck, truck.

2:55 Well, the first, my first attempt fails and I go all the

2:57 way back down, but I I turn it around and I just try again,

2:59 like just in one smooth motion to truck, truck, truck.

3:00 Truck, truck, truck, truck, truck, truck, truck, truck,

3:02 truck, truck, truck, truck, truck.

3:03 Well, the first, my first attempt fails and I go all the

3:06 way back down, but I, I turn it around and I just try again,

3:10 like just in one smooth motion and try to go back up the hill.

3:14 The second time I get stuck a little bit and Mark's like, oh,

3:18 I got you. I'm trying to stop.

3:22 I got you, I got you. Don't worry.

3:26 Couple more trees gone just. You don't have to really hit the

3:34 trees that hard for them to just fucking explode like.

3:41 There was the time where, oh God, fucking somebody put gas in

3:45 the tank and blasted it somewhere, I don't remember

3:50 where. That was me.

3:54 I filled it up with weed killer. I'm like OK, cool.

3:57 I think I was in the hood too. Jack looked at me because he was

4:01 in the passenger seat. He was like, all right, take

4:04 off. My dumbass.

4:06 Didn't move it out of park. Oh, that's right.

4:10 So you gunned it and you weren't moving.

4:12 So did he Fucking didn't explode so.

4:19 He's like, all right, take off. And then it's like a break to

4:29 fly. OK, you're flying butt and.

4:33 Then I was a fucking menace. The first round we did.

4:37 There was something I did where I think I took you out, Brandon.

4:39 I can't remember. Like in terms of laughing, I

4:42 can't remember. But then the fucking run

4:45 basically ended with me leaving Mark on the OR on the at the

4:50 company and I'm like, I was just waiting here.

4:53 I'm like, I'm just going to, I'm just going to give him a little

4:55 bit. And because Mark went to go get

4:57 walkie talkies and flashlights, I'm like, all right, pulls,

5:01 pulls the lever and flies away. And he's like, Oh my, you are so

5:05 mad. You are so.

5:07 Mad. I was like, we struggled so much

5:10 to get this far. That's.

5:12 What it was, I can't say it, but when we first landed on the moon

5:15 and I said when I said it to Mark, I was like, whoa.

5:21 Literally the 1st fucking run I'm like holy I was like whoa.

5:36 Whoa boy, whoa, fuck, I forgot about that.

5:40 I. Was like, let's take this back a

5:41 couple of please pieces. Good.

5:46 This also reminds me of with playing Lethal.

5:50 The fucking truck for you Mark. Like you take the fucking key

5:55 out of the ignition, get out of it, and it just goes backwards.

6:00 Like what is this I? Was so pissed like why have you

6:04 in park? At the park and he took it the

6:06 fucking key out I. Took the key out, put it in the

6:09 park and it just. Was this while I was still

6:13 alive? I.

6:14 Think. I think so.

6:15 Because everybody else was dead, baby.

6:17 And I was like, all right, we need to load up the bodies and

6:19 just try to salvage the situation as much as possible.

6:23 And then it backed up into you. At some point, well, well, there

6:27 was there was the one time where I think everybody was dead

6:30 except for Mark and me. And you know, us three had our

6:33 cameras on and I go to like, all right, I guess I'm just going to

6:37 teleport because we because Mark actually bought the fucking

6:40 teleporter. So I'm like, all right, you

6:42 know, I'm just going to go inside the inside the using the

6:45 teleporter. I teleport and as soon as I

6:49 walk, as soon as I'm inside, I just hear a a bug just past me

6:54 with I think Emma's dead body or someone just walking past me.

6:59 Brandon, you were dying of laughter.

7:00 Yeah, I thought you were watching me.

7:02 Now you're watching Mark fucking with the truck.

7:04 And I'm like, I'm just like, as I'm, as I'm panning my camera as

7:08 the the bug walks past me, I'm like, whoa, literally I

7:12 teleported in and there's just like a bug carrying my friend's

7:14 body. I'm like, oh, you can't.

7:16 You can't make this shit up. You can't then.

7:19 We had the mods on so it's passing by.

7:21 It's like yippee. Yippee Lethal, like Lethal and

7:32 Repo are the two games that just the most fuck shit happens.

7:37 I'll give the most chaos. I think Lethal's funnier though.

7:41 It it? Yes.

7:42 Lethal in that regard, yes. Or it's just instantaneous

7:47 death? Yes.

7:48 Yes God fucking watching Emma try to do a jump in the facility

7:55 and she didn't jump in time so she just went in the hole.

7:58 Oh, that's right. And I'm like what the?

8:01 And of course I had to say, well, we're just on the basic

8:03 planet, so nobody should have died by now.

8:05 Yeah. And I'm like, yeah.

8:07 Because Mark was like, you think they're dead?

8:08 I'm like, no, they can't be. He jumps so that I feel the

8:12 jump. I'm carrying something.

8:14 Here's. Yeah, like and and I'm walking

8:19 away because, you know, Mark, we were being chased by something.

8:22 I actually am running away. And did I hear Mark?

8:24 Like hello or whatever You you said something.

8:26 I'm like, Mark, you're like, I'm here.

8:28 I'm like, can you, can you get out or like, can you come to me?

8:31 Like my voice here, you know, come, come my way.

8:33 Because it was it was a dark. It was a yeah, it was dark.

8:36 We didn't have any flash. Then we can follow.

8:37 My voice is like, I can't. What do you mean he can't?

8:40 I'm in the pit. Yeah, you didn't die for some

8:43 fucking reason. Around at the palm of the pit,

8:45 I'm like, what did? You survive.

8:47 I don't know, just walking around to see your body and in

8:52 this body. So I'm propping you guys up on

8:54 the wall. I'm like, all right, it's time

8:56 for a tea party. Oh God, here we go that.

9:00 Reminds me of the time where I think you died or it was either

9:03 you were Brand or Mark. One of you two died and this was

9:06 a layering, a lightning storm, and there was just a trail of

9:09 blood in that direction. That's right.

9:12 That was you because you were like, treat me like come on,

9:15 come on, find my body. You can do it, please.

9:18 I was following the blood trail and it just stopped.

9:20 I'm like, oh, OK, all right, whatever.

9:22 It's like. So I go back to where I

9:24 originally. Well this is by the fire escape

9:25 in the 1st planet then whatever and I'm like but I I can't find

9:31 Mark's body and so I follow the blood trail and I go even

9:34 further. You get hit by lightning and

9:36 flew. My God flew.

9:39 And I finally find his body and Mark was like, yeah, yeah.

9:43 I I, I was being like a Harry Potter.

9:46 Please take my body back to my father.

9:52 Hey, I remember you were like Ethan.

9:54 Please be a detective and find my body.

9:55 You can do this I think. You do this, I believe.

10:00 God, Lethal's such a fun time. It's stand with that that like

10:07 pretty big update that Zee Cruz is working on I think will be

10:10 out soon. Oh really?

10:13 It's either going to be, I know he he wanted to try to release

10:18 it this month, but it might go into April.

10:21 OK. I just take as much time as you

10:24 need, man. Really, you know, like it's

10:28 going to be a pretty significant update.

10:30 Oh, that's going to be so cool. So it's like, it's kind of like

10:33 seeing that kind of relit a spark in me for lethal.

10:36 Yeah, I bet this is probably going to be the final update for

10:41 the game though. No, he's going to still.

10:44 He's still going to be. Working Well, The thing is that

10:46 the the last time I played that reunited a spark.

10:48 I'm like, you know what? This is actually fucking fun

10:50 because, yeah, I wasn't originally going to join you,

10:52 but, you know, there's a there's a lot of times where you guys

10:55 play a game and I'm like, I'll leave him to it, but I'm just

10:58 like, you know what? I'll join him this time.

10:59 Yeah. And my God, I was an arbiter of

11:01 chaos. Yes, Sir.

11:04 But that's just the whole thing about the lethal.

11:05 It's like it's it's one of those games you can play a lot of it

11:09 and then you burn yourself out. Yeah.

11:11 Right. But then when you go back, it's

11:13 like nothing changed. Yeah, And you were like, oh, I'm

11:14 gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

11:15 I'm like, no, you're not, you're not.

11:16 And I fall on the Cliff and you're like, why did you do

11:20 that? Yeah, hell, would you fucking?

11:22 Why did you do that? Yeah, you just jumped into the

11:24 pit. Yeah.

11:25 Because I'm like, you're not going to get me.

11:26 I'm not going to get. Me to get you and it just I'm my

11:29 face probably said it all. I just see you just jump and I'm

11:32 like, why? Why would you do this?

11:37 And then Mark comes back in. Hey Mark, Ethan's dead.

11:41 No, he's in the pit. You know we never got the the

11:46 underground layout. Yeah, no, we never did that run

11:51 like at all. What run is it?

11:52 Wait, what? You never got the the mines or

11:54 whatever. Yeah, we never got one of the

11:56 mines maps, no, Yeah. Yeah, usually we got that a lot.

11:59 Oh yeah, hell of a lot. Yes, we do.

12:01 And I think we got, we kind of got sick of it, but then no, not

12:05 now thinking about it, all that shit.

12:08 Yeah. I mean, I don't, I don't mind

12:10 the industrial. Yeah.

12:11 No now Now I really like the mansion layouts and whatnot.

12:16 I think that also has. Changed.

12:18 Really. And also I think it's Dine and

12:22 the other two like Titan moons or whatever.

12:26 Yeah, the paid moons. Yeah, the expensive ones.

12:29 The I think it's if you get the mansion layout, all the items

12:34 are body parts. Yeah, yeah, they change that to

12:37 be. Yeah, oh it's fucked, but it's

12:41 like it. But it makes sense from a war

12:43 perspective because of the the Butler.

12:45 Yeah. Gotcha.

12:47 So yeah, you're picking up hands, arms.

12:50 That's that's fucked up. Yep, I would also mention they.

12:55 Flap. I hate that.

12:57 Go back and go back to scrap. I hate that.

13:00 I actually hate that. All righty.

13:03 I guess this is a good time for us to segue into our actual

13:07 topic for today. Man, we were on that segment for

13:10 a long. That's all right.

13:13 Man, all right. Favorite video game villains?

13:20 Yes, yes, the FVV. Think you're funny, don't you?

13:27 Yes. OK.

13:31 Yeah, let's talk about favorite video game villains from all of

13:36 the games that we have played. There's a lot of those.

13:39 Yeah, there's a lot of villains. There's also a lot of games.

13:45 Yes there is. Yes, there is.

13:47 Who wants to start this off? Mr. Brandon?

13:50 Do you want to start? Off that's false, I sure.

14:00 Do Joe. What the fuck was there?

14:01 That was a dying dog. No dog, please.

14:08 No, don't pick that one. No, don't do that.

14:15 You stepped on the wrong one that.

14:19 Fucking if I. Love it someone.

14:29 OK, so yes, video game villain. Yeah.

14:34 I guess I'll I'll start off with Mr. X from Resident Evil.

14:40 All right, let's talk about Mr. X.

14:42 Because of the. Let's go and give it to you,

14:44 yeah? Because of all the fucking

14:45 memes, man. When the remake for 2 came out,

14:52 I think I even made a a Todd TikTok video with that.

14:56 Really. Yeah.

14:57 Like I literally did like him busting through a door and you

15:00 just see Todd get fucking. That's great.

15:03 Go and give it to you. That is actually great.

15:07 Yeah, no, the I just, I like Mr. Rex more specifically in the

15:13 remake. Because.

15:15 He's a really a constant threat instead of the original game

15:20 where he's only in kind of like certain areas now that could be

15:25 from maybe a like a technology probably.

15:29 Well, you. They couldn't have him just

15:30 walking. Around.

15:31 Aren't you going through a house and he's following you around

15:33 during the second-half or something?

15:35 So it it's you see Mr. X in your second playthrough, so whichever

15:41 character you play first, when you play them, the next

15:46 character will be the one that has to deal with.

15:49 OK. Now with the remake, both

15:51 characters deal with him. He's.

15:54 Honestly pretty smart. Yeah, I just like him for, like

16:00 I said, with the remake just him being a constant threat.

16:03 Now, you can, you know, get away from him pretty easily.

16:07 But she, if you have headphones on especially, you can hear him

16:11 wherever he's at just because of how heavy he is.

16:15 Nice. So you can hear him like

16:17 upstairs you're hearing bang, bang, bang or whatever.

16:21 And once you're in the same room as him, you dead.

16:24 You hear him coming at you. Jesus fucking Christ.

16:29 Especially when you're in the main hall of the RPD, it echoes

16:33 in there. So you hear his footsteps echo

16:37 once he sees you, It's like, because the, well, the thing

16:41 that sucks is like when you're trying to take out zombies when

16:45 you're shooting them, you're making noise and.

16:47 Then it comes. Yeah.

16:49 So it's it's honestly really cool because at first I didn't

16:53 know how to feel about him because this was the first time

16:56 I ever played just RE2IN general.

16:59 But after playing the original, which the original is fucking

17:03 fantastic. Yeah, I guess gave me more of an

17:07 appreciation for him because like I said, the original game

17:12 they had him in certain sections more so for like anxiety.

17:19 And some of them are like kind of a jump scare because there's

17:23 a a certain area in the RPDI think it's the basement where he

17:28 can breakthrough a wall. And that happened so suddenly

17:36 that yeah, it scares the shit out of you just how the the

17:40 camera angle is placed because the originals had the fixed

17:44 cameras. They had the the one fixed

17:47 camera that you go past actually faces that wall.

17:50 So that's what gets you because it cut like when you get to that

17:54 camera, you know the IT cuts to that one and it and that

17:58 happens. You see him bust through and

18:00 it's like fuck you. He also fucking sucks when he

18:04 hits you. It's bad.

18:09 Just the way he punches and, and there's getting around him can

18:14 be kind of a pain in the ass 'cause even if you, you can like

18:19 Duke him out where he punches and you like back up, he was

18:23 like, oh, that's cool, you know, try to go around him.

18:25 No, he grabs you and. Throws you.

18:28 Oh boy, and. It's like you motherfucker,

18:32 bastard, or when you like me, ran into a room, didn't know he

18:38 was right there and he punched me and it scared the ever living

18:42 shit out of me. A lot of words came out of my

18:45 mouth. He's just menacing and just and,

18:52 and, and the way that they like introduce him like in the remake

18:57 where you're trying to go through that one hallway and he

19:00 fucking lifts up the God damn helicopter.

19:03 Yeah. And, you know, fucking Leon.

19:05 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

19:09 Like fuck man. And then you just.

19:13 Like I love the clips of him dodging just rocket launcher

19:19 shots. God, like, he's he.

19:26 He's definitely an interesting villain because he's then the

19:32 final, final boss for Leon. Yeah.

19:40 Yeah, I think it's the final boss for Leon, for Claire.

19:43 I think it's somebody else. I can't remember.

19:47 Yeah, a really cool boss fight too, as he just like mutates

19:53 because the the the the way Mr. X works is he's you know, has a

19:59 like the fedora and then the trench coat is supposed to be

20:02 used for making him look more human and kind of blends in.

20:08 But I mean, you can kind of tell by this the the grey skin like

20:13 something's wrong. But I mean, it, it does, it

20:16 would work in a lot of cases, but.

20:20 The thing is, they have something in his temple right

20:24 here. It's like a little device that

20:25 sits here that keeps him from mutating.

20:28 And when it gets destroyed, he then mutates.

20:33 And the problem with that is now his heart is shown, so it's a

20:36 weak spot. So you could take him out.

20:39 So that's why I think Umbrella did that for a reason.

20:42 Just, you know, keep him from mutating.

20:47 But the I, I, I will say this, the tyrant that you see in the

20:54 new game that looks like Mr. X, it's technically a Mr. X, but it

21:01 is not the same. It is a more up to date version

21:05 of the tyrant because I think the original tyrant was like a

21:09 one O one or two O 2 or something.

21:12 This one was like A50 something series.

21:16 So it's a lot a. Lot more refined.

21:19 It's a lot more refined, a lot stronger, but has again the same

21:24 problem with this thing here. So when Leon shoots that like

21:29 missile that Mister X was holding destroyed this, which

21:32 caused them to mutate. So it's just a, it's just

21:35 another flaw, the same flaw, but it when they mutate like that,

21:40 they become the Super tyrant, which is a motherfucker.

21:44 As you can see, he throws cars at you.

21:46 I mean you can just parry the cars, it's OK.

21:48 I've never tried parrying the car.

21:50 Dude, parry the car, it's great. Fuck God, Leon makes no goddamn

21:56 sense. He doesn't have to.

21:58 He's a buff 80 year old. 80, he's 50.

22:03 Awesome. So it's funny, some people say

22:04 he's 49, some people say he's 50.

22:07 If you do the math, he's born in 1977.

22:11 He's going to be in his 50s this year, 2026.

22:15 So there you go, he's 50. Neat.

22:20 Put it to rest. Neat.

22:24 So yeah, it's Rex X going to give it to you.

22:27 Hell yeah, you go. You.

22:31 Me. You.

22:33 Have one. I do.

22:34 Good. The balloons from balloons tart

22:36 offense. Gosh fucking damn it is that.

22:39 Cow. Yeah, the balloons are the

22:42 enemy. I.

22:42 Fucking get hell. Hey, you die.

22:45 Shit. Don't mind me, I'm just taking

22:48 off. My yeah dude, the.

22:49 Evil. The evil.

22:50 Camo leads, you know, you have to have both camo popping

22:55 ability and camo. Sorry, yeah, lead popping

22:58 ability and camo detection. Also the purple balloons.

23:02 And if you have magic monkeys. Oh man, this.

23:04 No, I do want to talk about Borderlands 3.

23:09 OK. There we go.

23:11 There's one, you asshole. It's not, it's definitely not

23:17 the twins. Definitely not OK.

23:19 I know. I mean, yeah, they, they were

23:21 really just God awful. I wish.

23:25 These two were the the main characters of this game, or the

23:30 main villains of this game, because they were so goddamn

23:33 infinitely better and funnier, the Tron brothers.

23:38 Ah, yeah. Hello, monks.

23:42 I'm taking this place by forceful invitation or whatever.

23:46 How like how he has talked. This is like, like, what is it?

23:51 I think his name is Captain Tron.

23:53 And he's like, oppression is my profession, the whole point.

24:01 Of the characters was they were making fun of, oh God, those two

24:05 magic guys. It's the really big guy and the

24:09 really, oh, Penn and Teller, Penn and Teller.

24:11 No, no. No, that's.

24:13 That's there's an actual boss of that.

24:15 Oh, OK. Yeah, that was in the fucking.

24:17 Thunderdome rolling around the wasteland.

24:21 I get to experience the fucking boss fight.

24:23 I got stuck underneath the map. The Tron brothers are different

24:28 that that one you fight in I think Athena or whatever were

24:31 it's pretty early on in the game, but OK.

24:33 There's like Captain Tron, which I find fucking hilarious, but

24:37 then there's I think Lieutenant Tron or something like that.

24:41 It's another Tron, and this guy is just like his brother and

24:46 he's like, I got a Vantage. My Vantage is my greatest

24:51 advantage. Oh, that's bad.

24:54 That's. Really bad.

24:56 Oh God, what the fuck God. It's so fucking funny.

25:02 You're so fucking. Stupid.

25:04 And when going back to Cat, Captain Trot, when he when he

25:07 enters, he's like Trot. The way they.

25:12 Introduced themselves. It's so fucking funny to me.

25:16 I love it. It would have been infinitely

25:18 better than the goddamn twins that we got.

25:22 It would have. It would have.

25:23 Rivaled a Handsome Jack? Yeah, it would have.

25:27 Straight up. Rivaled, if not beaten, Handsome

25:29 Jack. Handsome Jack, man.

25:32 Still an iconic. Villain.

25:34 Oh yeah. Oh yes.

25:35 Very, Yeah. I I, I I.

25:37 Just wish the Borderland games kept up.

25:40 He he's. Definitely dropped in the ranks.

25:42 He's no longer my favorite villain.

25:44 Yeah, he's pretty. He's really good, Don't get me

25:47 wrong. Yeah, it's just they keep using

25:50 him as a crutch. They keep bringing him back.

25:52 It's like, how many times can you bring him back?

25:54 Really. Just let him fucking die.

25:57 Let him go get the He's died. I was OK I.

26:01 Was like, I guess you could have the double with the prequels,

26:04 but it it just that makes sense because you're.

26:07 Also going through the story of, you know, how Cancer Jack became

26:10 evil? Yeah, yeah.

26:12 But but again, it's like in the later games, they just kept

26:17 trying to I know in in Borderlands.

26:19 Three, they brought him back with a whole fucking DLC of

26:22 Handsome Jack and like, yeah, it, it was a good DLC, don't get

26:25 me wrong, but it's like, how many times can you use Handsome

26:28 Jack before just letting him like just let him fucking die.

26:31 Let him die. Tell a different story.

26:33 Exactly. Oh, because Oh yeah, your twins

26:36 failed. Use the fucking Tron brothers.

26:40 It would have worked out perfectly.

26:42 I swear to fucking God. Yeah, it's it's all because

26:47 Borderlands is all about those, those funny quips and

26:50 everything. It's about the absurdity.

26:52 Of it and I think they just kind of lost they really did they

26:54 lost cause the with three it felt like they went more for

27:00 toilet humor really easy humor just it it felt like a huge miss

27:05 because I mean a a lot of. The a lot of the.

27:07 Old humor was you had to think about it a little bit.

27:10 Well, they also tried to go for. Memes like they had they had an

27:12 area called Big Dock Energy and then they also had a side

27:16 mission where it's like, Oh yes, I need the big suck.

27:18 I'm like, that's like 4 years too late, buddy.

27:20 Yeah, big. Suck.

27:22 Get off the boomer. Humor.

27:23 Let's go. Yeah, like.

27:26 That was a meme that was four years too late.

27:27 Come on. It's funny, I tried.

27:32 Replaying the original Borderlands and I totally forgot

27:38 that there is a huge difficulty spike in the way beginning of

27:43 the game. I forgot about that once you

27:45 beat the first boss. It's like I'm just, I'm just

27:48 screwed. I'm screwed.

27:49 Even even getting to the point to beat bonehead is just

27:54 annoying. Bonehead is an.

27:56 Optional he's a side mission but yeah like the first one is a

27:59 fucking 9 toes yeah like it just difficulty just.

28:02 I like it, just damn. Just bad, yes.

28:06 Like it's. Fucked up, yeah, but it's such a

28:10 good game. Yeah, it really is, I think.

28:13 It still holds up. I played through it once, but

28:15 yeah, it's. It's good you.

28:17 Just got to get past that bullshit.

28:19 Yeah, yeah. Honestly, that that's what helps

28:22 make the game have memorable moments, is just finally getting

28:26 past that wall and into the next area.

28:32 I've said it since the fucking beginning, just it and I've said

28:36 it three times already, but it had they used the Trump

28:38 brothers, I swear to God, they would have, you know, been

28:41 fucking perfect. I've never seen anybody say that

28:43 opinion, but I swear to God, it would have been fucking perfect.

28:46 It would have been what they were looking for as a as a main

28:49 villain I mean. But they were.

28:52 They were. Assigned to throw away

28:54 characters. I'm like, are you kidding me?

28:55 I understand that they want. To be like, Oh yeah, we're going

28:58 to poke fun at streamers, but you need somebody with a lot

29:00 more personality. Yeah, other than.

29:03 I'm going to kill you. Ha ha.

29:05 Yeah. That was that was their whole

29:07 personality. And then Troy was like, Oh yeah,

29:10 I'm so. Edgy.

29:11 And then I just die. Yeah, I'm so edgy.

29:13 Shut. Up.

29:14 Yeah, Shut up, Troy. Like can can you let your

29:18 brother fucking speak? Yeah.

29:21 Or then and then and then it just got really weird because it

29:24 was like, Oh yeah, they're both sirens, but it's like you've

29:27 established in the lore that only women are sirens.

29:31 And then, well, he was a Leech. Yeah.

29:36 And then it. It wasn't it just it just.

29:38 Started getting really weird being like, Oh yeah, now Tanis

29:41 is a is a siren too, 'cause she just got the powers.

29:45 Well, yeah. Because Maya passed on her

29:47 powers too. Yeah, I.

29:49 I, I, I personally thought it was a lot along the lines of, Oh

29:52 yeah, we'll just, you're Born This Way and you grow up

29:56 developing your powers, not just, oh, I'll just tag a friend

30:01 as I die. I mean just.

30:03 Just take my load. Out dude, don't waste it, just

30:07 take my load out I mean. Fair enough.

30:09 I I can see that, but also I guess I don't really mind the

30:15 explanation anyway. Anyway, back to villains.

30:17 Back to villains do. You guys want me to go or?

30:22 Do you? Yeah.

30:23 Yeah, you go. Yeah.

30:24 I want to bring. Back an oldie back from.

30:28 Oh God, what year was it? Like 2007?

30:31 Yep, exactly that one. Commander Shepard.

30:36 Oh, it was a Modern Warfare series.

30:38 Oh, OK. The original, yeah.

30:42 That motherfucker. That.

30:45 That just the whole build up of his twist villain was just so

30:49 unexpected in that game. Yeah.

30:52 They're just in modern. Warfare 2 because throughout the

30:54 entirety you you're not even expecting it, no.

30:58 And he fucking shoots. Ghost.

31:00 Yeah, he just shoots. You in Ghosts and then just the

31:05 the whole build up, it just comes out of the blue.

31:08 But you having the having the back story just makes a lot of

31:11 sense, yeah. Yeah, now that that that was a

31:15 very big twist. Yeah.

31:17 But being able to throw a knife at him and kill him, that was

31:19 cool. Oh, that was so satisfying.

31:21 Fucking eye Just. That the whole.

31:24 Ending sequence with, oh, we're on the boats, we're trying to

31:27 get a good shot at him, and then just all of a sudden go off the

31:32 fucking waterfall and we're in the rust map.

31:35 Yeah, that was that. Was cool 1V1 intervention.

31:39 Only. No throwing back only.

31:43 Fuck, yeah. But yeah, just just in that

31:45 final sequence. So just the whole point of all

31:49 right, we're blowing up The Cave base.

31:51 We're getting in there. He's found that he's got a cave

31:55 river that he's going down. Then we're just going through

31:57 the whole sequence of just one after the next, after the next,

32:00 after the next. It's all just just finally you

32:04 get stabbed with the with the fucking knife and you're you're

32:07 spamming the button just to pull it out of you just slowly.

32:12 You just didn't nail him in the eye.

32:14 Yeah, that that was that. Was fucking cool.

32:16 Yeah, yeah, no, that was cool, yeah.

32:21 Pretty interesting villain. I'm I'm happy that.

32:26 Activision really cooked with that with with his character in

32:29 that game. And then and then did.

32:32 You see the remake for Yeah they did like.

32:37 Like kind of a remake thing for the campaign, yeah.

32:40 Or whatever, Yeah. Yeah, so, so I guess in the

32:43 scene where he kills Roach and Ghost, they actually edited in a

32:48 little bit differently in that where they give him much more of

32:51 a split second to look down at you and then he just tears your

32:55 hand away from you. Like like you reach.

32:59 Up you grab him, try to stop him from taking the the dossier and

33:03 he just rips his arm away from you before you get set on fire.

33:10 That's interesting. Yeah.

33:11 Just just to give him a little. Bit more of a yeah, I'm that

33:15 kind of bastard. Yeah, that.

33:17 Makes sense, yeah. Is it alright if I take?

33:21 The next Yeah of course I play a lot of rogue legs so I don't

33:25 really have a villain really that I, you know, can subscribe

33:30 to as mainly bosses but I did think of 1 and I got to say it's

33:34 fizzy from Sunset OverDrive oh God from.

33:39 Yeah, it's. It's basically the a mascot of

33:43 Bizco and which is like the the you're talking, you're talking

33:46 about the. Giant flying robot, right?

33:48 Yes, the giant. Balloon that just talks to you

33:52 and taunts you. OK.

33:56 Yeah, just. 'Cause there's, I don't remember

33:59 exactly how he's played in the game, but like there are points

34:03 in the game where you are actually fighting a giant, like

34:07 giant balloon over the fucking water and he is just seeing

34:11 quips at you. And there was one where he was

34:13 like, I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

34:15 You know, as a reference to the movie.

34:18 God damn it and everything. Yeah, I know.

34:21 It's I should play that game again because I really don't

34:23 remember much about it. Yeah, but I just.

34:26 Remember Fizzy? Being just such a little shit.

34:32 God, that that game was something different.

34:36 I miss it. Yeah, he's described as a.

34:38 Cheerful yet sinister balloon. God, I mean, there there are.

34:49 There was the DLCS as well, which I guess I can talk about

34:52 to extend this a little bit further.

34:54 The in the in the in the oil rig DLC.

34:57 It's actually really cool because the the final boss it's

35:00 the DLCS aren't too long either, but the final boss is the DLC

35:05 monster. Because it's like a giant.

35:09 Fucking crack. And yeah, yeah, it's just, it's.

35:11 Like DLSEA monster is like Oh my fucking God you're stupid.

35:16 I hate it, but I just love time. Serious the.

35:19 Game took itself, I know. I wish they made a second.

35:22 One as well. I I kind of sworn.

35:25 That they did, but it was only supposed to be for PS and nobody

35:29 played it I don't think. They did, but no I I thought it

35:33 was like in. The works and everybody was

35:35 like, no, we're not going to play it.

35:36 Yeah, there's like the one. AI at the very beginning of the

35:39 game that's just like, oh, like, and you're trying to get like

35:41 Bora Bora Water. Yeah, there's like a title card

35:44 of Bora Bora Water and it's like, here's all the side

35:46 effects and there's like just 100 side effects.

35:51 It's like I guess, like. Vomiting, nausea, death,

35:55 whatever. Like the yeah, explicit

35:59 diarrhea, muscle atrophy, and just like a bunch of different

36:03 shit. Fineness.

36:04 Deafness. Cuteness.

36:08 I'll have to look it up anyway. The the the other DLC is.

36:13 It's like Fisco's. Robots, and these are like the

36:17 advanced version of the robots, which I thought were so cool at

36:19 the end of the DLC, you deactivate them and so you don't

36:23 fight them anymore. And I kind of regretted that

36:25 because I did like fighting the advanced, the other harder

36:28 versions of the robots that you get to fight and.

36:34 Yeah, but. The.

36:37 The final boss. Is I think one of the developers

36:41 because it it's a bunch of TV screens and it's like a

36:44 developer like all like dressed up and shit like evil on his

36:50 yeah, just a bunch of TV screens and everything is taunting you

36:54 as well. And like you have to shoot the

36:55 TV like blush. I think you'd like at one point

36:58 it's giant orb of them too. I can't remember, but it's it's

37:02 great. It's a it's a great time.

37:03 Such a good game. I really did like the base.

37:07 Defence in that game, but that's not you were there.

37:09 Yeah, that, that. Was the multiplayer thing right?

37:11 Yeah, yeah, that, that was really good.

37:13 I enjoyed that that part a lot. Mr. Brand me.

37:20 Yeah. That's you.

37:23 That's you. And this is me, and that's him,

37:27 yeah. And then reader.

37:30 Or God reader, what reader? Damn.

37:33 Listener, I mean if they could if we listeners you subtitles.

37:40 OK, Brandon. All right, go.

37:42 So we're going to talk about. Mr. Whiskers.

37:45 I mean, whisker, Mr. Whiskers. I never played Resident Evil, so

37:51 see him trying to talk about Wesker, I'm like, Oh yeah, it's

37:55 Mr. Whiskers. Mr. Whiskers.

37:58 It is, though. So Wesker was really a really

38:01 big villain, really just really cool villain, until he got

38:08 killed like a little bitch in a volcano with a rocket launcher.

38:11 I pulled a punching asshole. I.

38:13 Pulled a punching. Asshole.

38:19 So yeah, Wesker, yeah, originally was in the.

38:23 First debuted in the. Original Resident Evil.

38:28 And since then? I actually have learned a little

38:31 bit about how he got his powers and shit.

38:34 Yeah, reading some things, he before he was like stabbed by

38:41 the tyrant and and supposedly killed.

38:44 He injected himself with the T virus.

38:46 OK, so that's the T virus bonded to his body and it brought him

38:50 back, which then in return gave him like superhuman abilities.

38:59 But with. With that, he was able to get

39:02 away from the mansion before it exploded and.

39:05 Then years go. By he's, you know, doing other

39:08 shady shit. But then we come to Code

39:16 Veronica, which is the second time you see him.

39:23 That game I will say from. My perspective and probably a

39:28 lot of people's perspectives. Coderonica is one of those games

39:32 where. If you want to play it.

39:36 That is fine, but understand that the game is not really

39:43 greatly built and it it has. I think I've talked about this

39:49 before, but there's a section while you're in a plane and

39:53 you're fighting, I think, I think a tyrant.

39:57 And up to this point if you don't have enough ammo you will

40:02 soft lock. Don't really.

40:06 You won't. Be able to.

40:06 Go any further because you ran out of ammo and you haven't

40:08 killed the tyrant. So.

40:13 That's just a really bad design choice.

40:16 Like they, you know, I, I can't remember if there's any ammo on

40:20 the plane. I don't think there is, but I

40:22 could be wrong. So that's just.

40:28 Not great. So that's why I I believe that's

40:31 one of the Resident Evils that need a remake, needs a second

40:37 Tran second chance. Because the the game itself is

40:41 fine. It's good.

40:42 It's, you know, whatever. But it's just, there are just

40:45 some design choices that are like, why the fuck did you do

40:47 that? Like this?

40:49 It, it, it, it's one of the more sour points, I guess you could

40:53 say in the in the series. But again, it is not a bad game.

40:56 It's just if you want to play it, understand it, you're going

40:59 to be dealing with some things that might be frustrating where

41:02 it's like, why is that even a thing?

41:04 You know, Yeah. So there's that and.

41:09 Then Wesker again. You don't see him until.

41:14 You you see him? In 4, but not during the main

41:19 campaign. You see him in separate ways.

41:25 Ada Wong's campaign because she's working for him.

41:28 Yeah, he wanted the Las Plagas sample because pertaining to

41:38 that going into RE-5, he wanted to make a better parasite and

41:49 use it. To.

41:53 Basically infect the planet cause like a new I I forgot what

41:58 he he says, but he wants to I guess create a better planet or

42:06 a better, you know, future. But in in, in, in reality,

42:10 you're going to kill so many people.

42:12 Yeah, I'm going to turn this plan.

42:14 Into a. Concrete parking lot, Yeah,

42:18 that's where. I think Uroboros, I think it's a

42:25 type of Las Plagas parasite. It's like a Type 2 or something

42:29 like that that you you fight when you're playing RE-5 and

42:39 after that you. You don't see him again.

42:43 He, he did, yeah, he did. He did.

42:48 Now we'll see what the, what the remakes do 'cause it, it seems

42:52 like the, the, the remakes are kind of changing the continuity

42:57 of the series. Yeah.

43:01 See what happens. Yeah, I mean he.

43:04 I'm, I'm wondering if there's going to be some kind of like,

43:11 news next week, something with Resident Evil, since its 30th

43:17 anniversary is on Sunday. Who knows what they're going to

43:19 announce. And I like it.

43:21 It's just it it's interesting to see Wesker around again.

43:25 Yeah. You know, So I'm hoping, OK, if

43:28 we kill him again, which is probably what's going to happen.

43:31 Let's not do it in that way. Also, Jesus Christ, that boss

43:35 fight and and oh God, I. Don't.

43:39 Know that that boss fight was not.

43:42 It's not good. They they did not.

43:45 Do Wesker justice. He's just really funny, man.

43:48 And he was just a good villain. That's, you know, a lot of

43:51 people liked him, he included. I say that's I'm sure.

43:56 I'm sure. Capcom will rectify a lot of the

43:59 issues that they had. Oh yeah, they will.

44:03 And and we already know that they're remaking 5 because of

44:07 the ending of four remake. Yeah, where you know.

44:12 Wesker. Again.

44:14 Is going to infect the entire planet, Yeah.

44:16 He's going to kill billions of people, yeah.

44:20 So yay, Whisker. Mr. Whiskers.

44:22 Mr. Whiskers. Back around to me.

44:26 Chris. 7 minutes 7. Minutes is all I can spare to

44:31 play with you. God 3.

44:35 Minutes I. Bet you for three minutes, 3

44:38 minutes. Yes.

44:42 What do you got, Mark? I want to talk.

44:44 About oh God, what's this Andrew Ryan I was thinking about?

44:50 I was. Thinking about him.

44:52 And Frank Fontaine. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

44:55 But definitely both of them, yes, because.

44:57 So. How they how the original

45:00 Bioshock goes is you land in, you make your way into Rapture

45:05 at some point and you meet this guy called what was what was his

45:10 name at the beginning? He called himself Frank.

45:15 Oh, oh, you talk. You you talking about so so

45:18 Fontaine. Because he was, he becomes Atlas

45:20 at the end. But he was, he was under a

45:22 different pseudonym. Well, he was.

45:24 He was Atlas. And then became Fontaine OK, and

45:27 then and. Then he literally became Atlas

45:30 again at the very end. Something like that.

45:32 Yeah. Yeah.

45:33 When? When?

45:34 He does the transformation, Yeah, it's like a flip flop,

45:36 but. Yeah, essentially.

45:37 He guides you through the beginning of the game and he's

45:40 like, all right, would you kindly help me kill Andrew Ryan?

45:47 So, so big thing here is he's telling you, hey, Andrew Ryan's

45:52 a really bad guy. He let the city get this way and

45:55 he's kind of preventing us from being able to escape the city.

45:58 We're like, OK, cool. So he's going on.

46:00 He's like, would you kindly do this?

46:03 Would you kindly do that? Would you kindly just try this?

46:07 Would you kindly it? And it's repeated over and over

46:12 and over again, this phrase. Would you kindly?

46:16 Every time Atlas is dealing with you until you finally get up to

46:21 Andrew Ryan's office and it's like, OK, so you're at you're at

46:28 the main villa and you got to go kill him.

46:30 And then we can actually get out of here.

46:32 This is where the twist happens. Spoilers for anybody looking to

46:38 play Bioshock, But it's. It's been so long since it's

46:41 been out. Yeah.

46:43 But anyways. Andrew Ryan tells you as you're

46:47 approaching him. Would you kindly wait?

46:50 And your character just freezes. Character can't do anything.

46:55 He's like what's what the hell is going on?

46:58 And then Andrew Ryan starts talking.

47:00 He's like. He goes on to spiel about how

47:05 Fontaine created a slave that obeys commands and it is pretty

47:13 much just a sleeper agent. And he keeps repeating the

47:16 phrase would you kindly while saying a man thinks a slave

47:23 obeys as your character is not even in your own control

47:27 anymore, it's just acting on its own.

47:30 And so he's like, would you kindly take this Golf Club and

47:34 kill me? And you're watching your

47:36 character shake. Pick up the Golf Club and just

47:40 start smacking into the guy. Jesus Christ, just.

47:44 Showing off that you. Have absolutely no control over

47:48 your character and showing that the entire beginning of the game

47:54 was you being manipulated through that phase phrase.

47:58 Would you kindly to do all of Frank Fontaine's dirty work,

48:03 which I think it also. Includes taking the plane down.

48:07 Yeah, you are the reason so. You were the you were the entire

48:10 reason why the plane crashed in the beginning of the game.

48:15 And so you finally kill Andrew Ryan and Atlas gets on the line.

48:20 He's like, well done. Well done.

48:24 He's like, by the way, I'm actually Frank Fontaine and I've

48:29 got this other sweet little phrase for you to hear.

48:34 And I don't remember exactly what the phrase was, but he

48:38 speaks it and it's supposed to stop your heart.

48:41 Yep. Because he's like all.

48:44 Right, your usefulness is now done.

48:46 Just fucking die and now. This is where you've got to go

48:50 find a cure or whatever it is to bridge that connection because

48:58 what you'll notice is all the health you've gotten up to this

49:01 point will start to decrease. So your maximum health gets

49:05 smaller and smaller. Now, this happens very

49:09 gradually. It's not super fast, but you

49:14 want to be sure that you you're really focused on.

49:17 Finishing this yeah to. Get this, whatever it is to cut

49:22 that line with him, Yeah. And it's just another one of

49:26 those twist villains where the guy who who's been guiding you

49:29 the entire time is now the number one villain and he's

49:34 trying to take over the city by injecting it with just tons and

49:38 tons and tons of different plasmids, which which literally

49:42 turns them into Atlas. Like like the the myth athlete

49:46 Atlas? Yes.

49:49 It's. Kind of the whole, the whole

49:52 story, like it's just, it's interesting just the, the type

49:56 of brainwashing that's happening here, like.

49:59 It's it's. Fucked up, you know, but

50:03 eventually you win, take down Frank and then you get.

50:07 The ending you. Get depending on the actions you

50:09 took, Yep. So if you were.

50:11 A Dick head and decided to kill the little sisters instead of

50:15 saving them. You have no heart or soul.

50:17 You get the bad ending. Yippee.

50:20 Yeah, that bad ending fucking sucks.

50:23 Yeah. Because I think you.

50:26 You release you release shit into the real world and they

50:29 surface world you essentially. Take all the drug addicts and

50:32 rapture and you starting feeding the mainland.

50:36 That's fucked. Up drug army.

50:38 Yeah, you. It literally shows you and your

50:41 crew raiding a nuclear submarine and taking the nukes.

50:45 Yeah. Yeah, like it's.

50:48 It's a powerful story. Yeah, that is awesome.

50:51 So. If you haven't played Bioshock,

50:54 what are you doing? Go play it.

50:55 Go play it. It's a great fucking game.

50:57 Great series, great. Series and.

50:59 Just overall good story. Each game has its own, you know?

51:04 I really fucking loved Infinite. I didn't do it.

51:09 It's just been so long. I remember his garbage.

51:11 That's funny. I got I played way.

51:13 Too much. I will never forget anything

51:14 about it. I play way too much.

51:17 I just love the different. Atmospheres that they were able

51:20 to do because like yeah at at first I was very sceptical of

51:23 the the floating city, but eventually it just kind of it it

51:28 just kind of clicked it was like oh this makes just a lot of

51:30 sense but I really love. The underwater like the rapture.

51:34 I just love that shit dude. Rapture's just too.

51:37 Iconic with it's it's art Deco style mixed with just it's an

51:43 underwater setting. It's just the cinematic.

51:46 Of you seeing the city for the first time was like holy shit

51:50 that is an opening for a generation God damn just.

51:56 You're coming over the. The ledge, the underwater sea

51:58 shelf ledge, and you just see lights just like New York City

52:04 lights, just everywhere. Damn.

52:08 Yeah, so I actually. I actually do have one that I

52:10 can talk to about in depth. OK, and that is Glados from

52:15 portal. I have only played portal one.

52:17 I can't speak for portal 2. I play Portal 2.

52:20 It's just I I need to it's it's every single time I open up my

52:24 my library. It's like right there like oh,

52:26 play next right fucking there. The only game in that section

52:29 too. Yeah, so I definitely.

52:32 Do need to but. It's just it's just like the way

52:34 she talks to you and like a happy go lucky, but also like

52:38 just super, super demented like or even just like Oh my God,

52:47 wow, you you have taken the longest to dispose of your what

52:51 the heart cube. Yeah, yeah, if your.

52:54 Friend and cube the. Everyone else has taken shorter

52:57 than you or like. You suck, you should kill

53:00 yourself dude. If you want any other reason to

53:06 play portal 2 I just need. She's completely expanded upon

53:11 20. I bet the.

53:12 Clips are even better in the. Second game.

53:15 Well, I mean, because it's just like.

53:16 As you're as you're solving the the puzzles or whatever in the

53:18 first one, it's just kind of like just banter more like 1

53:22 sided banter and like here's an example is like very good.

53:26 You are now in possession of the Aperture Science handheld portal

53:28 device. With it, you can create your own

53:30 portals. These interdimensional gates

53:32 have proven to be completely safe.

53:34 The device, however, however, has not.

53:37 Please do not touch the operational end of the device.

53:40 Do not look into the operational end of the device.

53:43 Do not submerge the device and liquid even partially.

53:45 Most importantly, under any, under no circumstances should

53:48 you. Oh, yeah.

53:51 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Figure it out.

53:53 Yeah, he's oh, OK. Cool.

53:55 No, in the second. Game, it's so much more heated.

53:59 She comes at you with a lot more malice.

54:01 Oh my God, it's phenomenal. Well, because in the 1st.

54:05 Game you tear her personality cores out like it's just like,

54:08 alright, so now it's really like on when she's reactivated.

54:12 In two, she's like, oh, it's you.

54:15 Yeah, like, oh, hey, I got it. My favorite voice line from just

54:23 in the early section of the game is she's like, oh, hey, I have a

54:27 phone call here for you. It looks to be from your

54:30 parents. Oh, they say that.

54:34 Oh, we don't love you. Yeah, we wish you were.

54:37 Never. Born.

54:38 It's like some fucked off. Shit, Christ, like we hope that.

54:41 You enjoy? Life as an orphan because it has

54:44 freed us. Yeah, here's another one.

54:46 Well see, safety is one of the many enrichment center goals.

54:49 The Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the

54:53 chamber can and has caused permanent disabilities such as

54:56 vaporization. It's just.

55:00 The writing, the Valves writing was extremely good with these

55:04 games. Oh my God.

55:08 Make another one, Valve. Please, please, please.

55:10 You know they won't. I know they won't, but please.

55:13 I wish they would, but. They're they're too busy

55:15 enjoying the Bunny from the loot box system and the gambling God.

55:25 Yeah, what are what are some? What are some others?

55:30 I can't say. Anything else?

55:32 Because I don't want to ruin anything from Portal 2.

55:34 Well, yeah, that's why I'm looking.

55:36 At the portal one specific ones. Oh yeah, now.

55:40 That you were in control of both portals.

55:42 This next tech should take a very, very long time.

55:51 God, there's, there's just. I mean, there's not, there's

55:58 really not much that she actually says that's kind of

56:01 funny, but it's. Oh, yeah.

56:03 Well, it has been faithful companion.

56:05 Your companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest

56:08 of the test. If it could talk and in the

56:09 enrichment center takes this opportunity to remind you that

56:12 it cannot, it would tell you to go on without it because it

56:15 would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.

56:19 Testing cannot continue into your Companion Cube has been

56:21 incinerated. Although the euthanizing process

56:24 is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers

56:27 believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of

56:30 feeling much pain. The Companion Cube cannot

56:33 continue through the testing. State and local statuary

56:37 regulations prohibited Prohibited from simply remaining

56:40 here alone and companionless. You must euthanize it, destroy

56:44 your companion cube, or the testing cannot continue.

56:47 You've used that as your faithful, faithful companion

56:50 cube more quickly than any test subject on record.

56:52 Congratulations, Jesus Christ. Like fuck God fucking it's just

56:58 the setup is just so intricate. I know it it.

57:05 It's such a great pay off. All aperture technologies remain

57:08 safely operational up to 4000° Kelvin.

57:11 God damn fuck. Yeah.

57:17 That's hot. It's great.

57:20 It's so fucking good. Just it hurt.

57:24 The way she talks. It's just perfectly funny.

57:28 It's just like it. Like you said, there's a lot of

57:31 set up to her and then just at the end, like last five words,

57:34 it just gets you. And just send that dusted.

57:39 Tone Yeah. Oh.

57:41 My, it's just like what I asked you to watch the water boil.

57:45 Yeah. Thanks for watching the water

57:47 boil. I asked you for it because a

57:49 Watch pot. Watch pot never boils.

57:54 Yeah, I was not. Over your fucking house.

57:57 Hello. Anybody there?

58:01 Good, I remember. That was one of my friends or

58:05 coworkers at the time that was his.

58:08 Was this ringtone? Yes.

58:09 It was. It was.

58:10 Hello. Anybody there?

58:13 Jesus Christ. Anytime you got a text dude.

58:19 My my text. Tone was the the BioShock

58:22 Infinite like objective sound Don Dong Dong.

58:29 Dong Dong like God damn. It that that was loud too.

58:34 God, because I think that's I the phone I had at that time.

58:38 The speakers were fucking great. You want to know the wildest?

58:42 Fucking ringtone I've ever heard.

58:46 So this was back when I was still in Scouts.

58:49 It was it was my first summer camp at Camp Lakota.

58:54 For some reason, we were, we were in the middle of the woods.

58:57 There were two counselors just dropping down a tree.

59:01 They've been doing it the entire tenure at the summer camp.

59:05 Still just chopping away at this like 10 foot wide tree.

59:09 God damn and one of their phones goes off and it's just a German

59:14 guy shouting grenade so it just goes.

59:19 Oh my. What the fuck?

59:22 Why would? You have that as it ringed also.

59:26 Like not. Even just they have your phone

59:28 silenced my guy. That was amazing.

59:31 You had. Service that that place is in

59:33 the middle fucking nowhere. I'm about to say that wait was.

59:35 This a 6th grade camp? No this.

59:38 Is for BSA. Gotcha.

59:42 Yeah, damn, yeah, no, this place, I don't even know where

59:46 the fuck it is, but it was just so it.

59:52 Mind you, this is like in the middle of June, Julyish, and it

59:56 is hot as hell. Oh yeah, very.

59:58 Dry. Very.

59:59 Hot this place has had no tree coverage.

1:00:04 Oh, so you're just constantly? In the sun constantly in the.

1:00:06 Sun when you're over by your camp God.

1:00:10 Now there. There was also swimming.

1:00:12 There was shaded areas on the other side of the fucking camp.

1:00:19 So you either had to ride a. Bike there or walk in the.

1:00:23 Heat. Fuck that.

1:00:25 I'll. Just stay in my air conditioned.

1:00:27 House. Yeah, like.

1:00:30 Like that? I mean that does.

1:00:31 Remind me, I mean, I'm not sure if it was like a text tone or

1:00:35 e-mail or whatever, but there was one time I was probably.

1:00:40 Teenager somewhere. In that range, I know it's a

1:00:43 wide range, but somewhere in that range where I.

1:00:46 Was just sitting on the couch I. Didn't, I didn't understand,

1:00:48 'cause I'm not, I never watched the movie or whatever.

1:00:51 It's Doctor Evil, Yeah. And.

1:00:55 Yeah, so I've. Never watched whatever it is

1:00:58 that he's Austin Powers, that is.

1:01:00 From. And the text, son, was you've

1:01:03 got fucking mail. And everybody was dying of

1:01:06 laughter 'cause my sister was like, Oh my God, look what I

1:01:07 found. And I'm like I I I bet this is

1:01:10 funny but I haven't seen the the movie.

1:01:14 Yeah, I haven't seen the source. Material to know why this is

1:01:17 funny, Yeah. And that's probably one of the.

1:01:20 Weirdest ones that I've ever I I still haven't watched it, so I I

1:01:24 still don't get it. Is yeah.

1:01:26 Is that Austin Powers? Doctor Evil, Doctor Evil's

1:01:29 Austin. Powers Yeah, yeah, OK.

1:01:32 Isn't. The guy that goes. $1 million,

1:01:35 that's yeah, yeah. He's got mini me as well.

1:01:41 Fucking mini me. God, I should.

1:01:45 Watch I get. Around to watch that at some

1:01:47 point you should they're. They're really cheesy.

1:01:50 They're really. That's not really old cheesy.

1:01:52 Yeah, I mean, there was. There was the.

1:01:57 The one movie that's. Based off of I think it's Star

1:02:00 Wars but it's like super, super cheesy.

1:02:03 There's. Are you talking about

1:02:04 Spaceballs? I think so we're there's a.

1:02:06 Dog companion. Yeah, you need to see some of

1:02:11 these. Parody movies.

1:02:12 They're I I have seen. Spaceballs.

1:02:14 Yes, there's there's actually. Another one aren't there?

1:02:16 The Power of the Schwartz. Yeah, the power of.

1:02:19 The May the Schwartz be with you.

1:02:20 We we haven't found anything. What about you guys?

1:02:23 We haven't found anything. What about you guys?

1:02:24 We we found she they have like an Afro comb.

1:02:31 We're damn it, we're at the. End I.

1:02:33 Want to get this and then like the one guy is like on the floor

1:02:35 and just hello my baby a little bit darling, see no more.

1:02:39 I don't like fucking music jumping around like that guy.

1:02:46 Dude, there's. So many of these movies that you

1:02:48 need to watch. I know my my roommate introduced

1:02:52 me and Emma to watching No, well, I've already saw it, but

1:02:57 having me watch Men in Tights and that was a good time too.

1:02:59 Oh yeah, after that. Yeah, you're the one.

1:03:02 I want to watch the original Princess Bride.

1:03:06 That that's a. What's your name?

1:03:08 Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.

1:03:12 Prepared to die. Yeah, there's the fight between.

1:03:14 Him and the the guy in all black or whatever, Yeah then ninja

1:03:18 looking dude. Or the perv with the with the

1:03:22 poison. Fall soon, this poison has

1:03:29 enough to kill an elephant. Shit, I shouldn't have done

1:03:36 that. Or I.

1:03:37 Also need to. Finish Monty Python I I I have

1:03:40 seen it at the beginning where they go with the coconuts.

1:03:43 With the coconuts? Depends.

1:03:45 There's a lot of Monty Python. That's not the only Monty Python

1:03:48 movie. Well, I'm talking about that

1:03:49 one. Yeah, you're talking about Holy

1:03:51 Grail. Yeah, it's good too.

1:03:54 What is your favorite color? Green.

1:03:56 No blue. But unfortunately the animator

1:04:01 died before he could actually animate this process, and the

1:04:05 dragon just face from existence, letting RT be able to move on.

1:04:10 Wait. You watch the movie you.

1:04:13 Find out. Oh God.

1:04:17 Oh, it's. Great.

1:04:18 What's the average air? Speed of a of a laden swallow.

1:04:21 American, European. I don't, I don't know.

1:04:26 Or. There, there's a sketch, a skit

1:04:29 I had to watch from school, from, from college.

1:04:32 And the guy walks in, he's like, all right, I'm ready.

1:04:36 And the guy just starts screaming at him and he's like,

1:04:40 whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

1:04:42 And he's like, why are you? Crying, he's like, I, what is

1:04:45 this? He's like, oh, I'm, I'm here

1:04:48 doing the thing and he's like, what?

1:04:49 I thought this was debate and the guy's like debate.

1:04:53 No, this is abuse. And he's like, oh.

1:04:56 If you want to be, you got to go to the next dream over.

1:04:58 He's like, oh, OK. So he goes in, sits down, shakes

1:05:03 the guys, and he's like, all right, I'm here for debate.

1:05:05 And they both start yelling at each other.

1:05:07 My God. It's like no different.

1:05:11 From abuse. Jesus Christ.

1:05:18 All right, Well, we are at a. Hour and 5 minutes No, I don't

1:05:22 know how we. Shifted over to parody movies

1:05:25 and, well, I. You brought up.

1:05:28 You brought up ringtones, and that led to Austin Powers, Yes.

1:05:32 And then that led to Mel Gibson movies and then just Monty

1:05:36 Python. Well, we were.

1:05:39 We were on. Rails for a good amount of time

1:05:41 there. I'm kind of proud of us, but

1:05:43 that's all right it. Happens to the best of us, and

1:05:46 by us I mean. In this episode before.

1:05:51 I go out that window. You know why?

1:05:53 It's a nice looking window man. Well, you know.

1:05:56 Sometimes you're just going to break shit.

1:05:58 Look, everything's fucking. Expensive nowadays you just go

1:06:01 around breaking random windows or yourself.

1:06:03 I'm going to lose. Our editor.

1:06:04 If you do that, yeah, you know how.

1:06:06 Expensive fucking health insurance is man.

1:06:09 It's pretty fucking expensive. It's probably 6 feet under IB.

1:06:12 You know how? Much it.

1:06:13 Cost you know to hire an editor cost now.

1:06:18 Yeah, how much it cost to hire an?

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