Small Talk: Life Updates

Welcome to. Plunking for player 4. Shut the fuck up. We actually have a special guest this time, my girlfriend Shelby. Hello. Hey, how are you? I'm OK with you, I. Don't know why I was thinking you were just searching.

It's called Comedy Brand, Yeah. You don't know what? That is. Oh. That's just an insight. Sup.

And that's Brandon, and that's Mark. Yeah, they can sort themselves out. Holy fuck, not me. Podcaster. I'm impressed. You'll sort it out I'm. Official Famous. Oh well. You're hearing this, mom. I'm on a podcast now and you said I'd never amount to anything. I'm just kidding. She never said that.

Yeah, what? What have you guys been playing? Let's start with the. Let's start with the special gauge. He'll be. Oh what have I been playing? Dude y'all know I just got a brand new PC which Mark and Brandon and Emma and Ethan have all been so important in the process of building because I don't know shit about PCs. Anyway, I got APC now. Fucking awesome. I've been playing Path of Titans and Fortnite and No Man's Sky play. Some fasmo. And some fasmo and I played some repo, yeah, and it's a whole lot of fun, but mainly Path of Titans and No Man's Sky, like on my own.

It's what do you say is an upgrade? Fucking next level, dude. You can see like the droplets running down the scales of the dinosaurs and it's like so crispy. There's more foliage to hide in the Now that I'm getting used to the controls, I can totally see why people are so precise with PC controls. Yeah, like, I mean, I'm not like the best at it yet, obviously, but I'm starting to get the hang of it and I can pull up some crazy fucking moves, dude. Like I feel like I may actually stand a chance playing path on people before it's like I run into someone and they want to fight.

I'm dead, you know what I mean? But I I got some pretty sick moves. I'm playing what am I playing Cyratosaurus right now? And he is a bad ass little dude. He's like a mini T Rex and I don't know, super cool. I feel like I'm rambling. You've been talking about fucking dinosaurs. It's over, dude. Doing the Ash Ketchum. Yeah, yeah. And then No Man's Sky. Actually, your hat.

Oh, it's an essay. Where? Where it? Where it diagonally. Yeah, man, be a thug. Yeah, yeah, he's going to put out the. That's a big tape. The drops and bars, Sure. I got you, Mark. Go. Help. Help. I don't know how to rap.

Hello young kids, I'm one of the yous yo I'm going to high five you I. Would Oh my.

God. I know exactly where that came from, Boo. You know, I'm gonna forget about this. I'm gonna forget about this later while I'm editing and I'm just gonna hear this and I'm just gonna be like shit. I wanna just show. You the video that I got that from I I forgot oh. I can find it. Plug in for player 4 is not responsible for you dying of cringe.

Yeah, I've been playing a lot of Terraria. A lot of Terraria. Dude, you've got 1 achievement left in it. I'm a ME. I do. I went from like 95 to 11 in like what, a week, no? Less than that, like half a week, four days. I wouldn't say half a week. There's definitely been, you know, times where we're playing together, doing stuff. Yeah, it was, it was a grind. It was a grind. And I did it. Oh yeah. OK, the new rule if I start beatboxing, what I was talking has to start, rapping has to start. Rhymes.

Oh, I don't like this at all. You ain't getting at me, man. Nope. It's just going to be a lot of a little. I'm bad at it. We're all bad at it. We're just going to live a little anyway. I'm too much of A pasty white player for this, I apologize. Granted I did cheat a little bit to get some of those achievements like just like spawning in items. Just busted, call the police. He just. Admitted it. Just sorry, fraud, fraud, fraud. Bold. Oh no, I cheated in my single player game. Fraud. Fraudulent. You didn't put in the work.

Prison. Oh no, I didn't put in the work to get like, I don't know, 15 hours. You're not a real gamer. You're qualified to be on this podcast. Yeah, ejected. Get the fuck. Out of it. That's it. I'm replacing Ethan. Studio. I'm replacing Ethan. Yeah, I'm also taking over your house now. I'm gonna do Ethan. I've also been reading Hello Do Ethan. Yeah. New, Ethan reads. He's smart. You're Shelby now, you get to you get to have my shit life. No, I'm good.

It's not. But I've been reading. I've read the the entirety of Daisy's The Clockwork Camera.

Just beating it with the microphone that's. Gonna be. That's gonna be fun to balance later. I'm. Gonna say, does that fuck up the audio? It can if, well, it depends on how hard you bump. You ain't getting it on, I'm sorry.

But yeah I read the whole all five books in like 3 weeks. Would have been faster, but. Yeah, you know, a bookworm. Yeah, I've read. I've read two books in basically four days. Let's say yeah, you've read a lot. Yeah, I'm on the Charlie series now of Scott Baron. Yeah, it's the dragon mage. Really good. It's all about magic and space magic and space magic. Space, space and magic. Magic and space. Space. And space. Space. Wait, what about you Joe? Sorry, what about you 2 guys? What have you been up to?

Probably been up to. He's been playing Minecraft. OK, what? Go ahead, Bruce, what have you. Been up to OW hi. That's it. It's just that that's what I've been playing is. Papa toes in his house, staring at the wall until there's something to do. OK, let's leave the beat box into me. That was abysmal. Wow, didn't. Even follow the classic music well. Britain's about to do it too. Got him. Yeah, Britain. OK, do what you just did again. Oh, oh Jesus. God, where did you get the hat?

So I've been playing too much Resident Evil, too much, too much, too much, too much, way too much I I've been bouncing around between the first 3, so you know. Oh yeah, 'cause the the condition came out, didn't it? Yeah, it came out on Steam. Getting ready for Jake to do his his playthrough of Resident Evil. Yeah, I actually went through the entirety of the remake, so I kind of have an idea of what Jack will be doing. I can't wait when he gets to the one part that's going to be really funny if he runs.

This is the dining room. Wow. Wow, that almost became a Jill sandwich. Dude, replaying the fucking original game from 96, it is hearing this fucking dial hug. I'm sitting there, my ass cheeks clenched out of cringe. I just can't. I love the game so much and it's it's what gives us it's charm. Yeah, it's just God, that was too close. Cringe should be physically painful sometimes. It can be, but I'm OK with it. What about you, Mark? What have you been up to? I've been diving back into Satisfactory and different things here and there.

We love here and there. Yeah, it's one of my favorite places here and there. Gotta point you now, yeah. Oh, you got you got a point. You got a point. Point point. There it is. I will bite you, gotta point you now. Oh, anyway, on to the topic. The topic is pretty much small talk free space.

I'm sorry, signatures of urge every other minute. Take a shot every time she beat boxes. I wasn't breakdown. There hasn't even been 10 minutes take. A shot every time. Show me breakdown. You never, you're right, 10 minutes, you're already beat box. Sorry, how dare you God? We're just gonna keep going with it. Would you? Would you rather I pick up Ethan's recent vocal stem pee pee? Oh God. Pew Pew. Pew. Pew. Pew. Pew. Well, this is what happens when we don't have a topic, yeah. The best part? Dude this is the best.

Part this is what happens and you bring Shelby on directly after work with the old brain cell energy. Honestly that is such the best. We have no brain cells up here. Who needs a brain cell? All thoughts like slide off like a what a slide?

Smooth brain. Smooth brain. What you looking at me for man? I do not. I mean, I will say it was it was fun going for all the Terraria achievements. This is how you get shot anyway, yes? A surprising amount them, actually. They need they they make use. Of special seeds. Yeah. Yeah, because they can change the way how the world works. Like for example, I think, I think Remix, you start on the bottom and they're just like shuffles around pretty much all the biomes in the game and stuff like that. Or Celebration Mark 10 it like starts off in a party and you have like 7 different NPCS or so.

Chair Connor. That's 2 for this episode.

Yeah, that was a good chair. Busted. You're just like rocking Perfect Target. If I did, y'all be dead? Yeah, like also making the Zenith, that was fun. You have like a collection of 10 swords over the entirety of whatever it's called there. It is not there yet. There's another person here that we don't name is. It Jack. Yeah, there's a mystery person in this room right now. Comment who you think it is and if you win, we'll send you a $1000 Fortnite gift card. They just like being here. All expenses.

All expenses paid by the the podcast group by Mark, Brandon and Ethan. I broke man. Hey man, don't be making promises. What are you? What are you talking about? You talked about this before we started recording. You'd said people will hold you liable to this. This stuff happens. Don't. Don't joke about that, ow. I'm not joking the links is Christ mystery person just don't to mark. Jack. Who knows? Comment down below. Anyways, it's no prize, no. Comment down below and you instantly win $1000 I'm.

Sorry, you must also send this to five people or else you will die in your sleep. Tomorrow and then share it to everyone you know and then make sure you like and subscribe on YouTube, Spotify and wherever else you can. Listen to no, no, you gotta, you gotta do the Facebook thing. You gotta go to your, you gotta go to your people and then tag it. Tag your third person or whatever it is. I'm lost. What are we supposed to be doing today? More just small talk. So we're good. We're right on track. Whatever we want to talk about, whatever we want to do speaking.

Speaking of yeehaw, I want I want more. I want more steel ball run. Well, like what more? Steel ball run dude, the the the Internet has been going crazy over steel ball run. They're just like going clinically insane with the. Pictures. How fucking dare Netflix take JoJo, like take the fucking rights and be like, RK, we got this, and take that responsibility in their fucking hands and then go and just fucking drop an episode and be like, oh, we don't know when the next one's coming out. Yeah, we just thought we'd like, bitch, you need to have a solid plan and you need to give us some fucking info.

You can't just drop that much of a fucking banger and then just be like, yeah, we don't know when it's coming out. Like what the fuck? They never do that. They always got to put JoJo ball, horse, steel ball, run. Fucking no. You don't even have to rhyme, guys. You just say words in intervals. Words. Like how impressed Random looks at me right now. I know, right? Looks very impressed. But what do you? Guys want to talk about, I bet he's like listening to this right now, like editing and doing all that stuff and he's just so happy he broke up beatboxing.

Again, just seeing that lone tear down my face as you're smiling. No, at this at this point, he's on the edge of his seat, waiting. What are you starting to hear? The boarding? To be fair, you started it. Tears running down his face. You. Can't do those Zootopia wolves if you start howling. I'm going to start howling. Well, I know what I could talk about. Yeah, go for it. Since it's a small talk, yeah. Talking small. Fuck having a car. Really, Fuck having a car. Not going to go too much into it, but fuck having a car.

Car breakdown. Yes. Well, no, but yes. Yes. So I took the car up. It was a Tuesday for just oil change, but here I didn't know that my tires were dry rotting and the brakes were almost gone. What kind of car you got or like what year at least? So it's a 2019 Hyundai Kona, so it's my brother's car. Is it like never had maintenance before Jesus? Christ, so not until like that major of maintenance had to be done because it just hit 40,000 miles the same. Person gave me a loan. Mind you, I know nothing about cars.

Me neither, but I did get a nice lesson from the guys that like took care of the car at the dealership. Like they showed me shit to look out for which was kind of weird for a dealership. Yeah, normally they like they'll leave you in the dark and just say, Yep, you need to pay $5000 on SY. Yeah, no, like these guys even gave us like discounts and shit. Like kudos to them for that. I I. Don't know they give you discounts. Yeah, that's cool of them. Yeah, they cut off some money off the bill. Like they were just.

They're trying. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, that's cool. It's just the problem was with how much stuff had to be done to the car. I was there from 9:30 in the morning to 4:00 in the afternoon waiting. Without eating. Without eating and also some other things that were taking me off in that fucking waiting room. But I it's just the problem was all of the work that had to be done on top of one of the machines going down that they were using for the car. I don't know what it was, but after all that's said and done is expensive.

But car drive's so fucking nice now. Yeah, like and, and it it needed to be done. I mean that that's around the time like 40,000 miles. If it's a new car, or really any car, you're going to start noticing your tires are going and your brakes are going. Man I wish my car was at 40,000 miles. Hey man, that thing's still going strong. Is that 151 that's. Right. And it's still gone. Man. I'm pretty happy. Because believe me, when you're able to buy a new car, you ain't going to be happy. Yeah, that's fair.

Because your car is going to do it as fuck and it comes with nothing. Yeah, yeah. So it's. Better, you know, don't let them RIP you off. This is girl sound right? Are you just a Bunny of some kind?

I'm just waiting for you. We did a hail fly or something.

Jesus, got to add reverb to that.

You should just just like add like like random massive effects so I didn't. Feel. Not recently that I've noticed. You should. You should just add like hell of reverb to like random words. I mean, I can. Funny April Fools episode. Fuck, we did not do the April Fools. Bitch April Fools. April Fools episode. Just kidding. Well. April. We got to focus on the one anniversary, the first year anniversary of the. Podcast, yeah. That's in. Three months. It's in June, I gotta look at the episodes, but yeah, it's in.

Two months, yeah, Yeah, that's the. Damn, so we gotta figure. What are you guys gonna do for it? That that's something to discuss off script, no off reporting. It's a surprise. Yep, they can't now. Here I'll cover my microphone. Not even. There's not even. There's a random person here that maybe ABS Jack who knows speak directly into the microphone. Every single viewer or listener listening. Plug your ears right now. OK. What are you guys doing? Anyways. We're going to show our massive That's awesome.

That's awesome and. You put the. Butts, dude. No, you can't do it. You're just like that squirrel on the tree. Like, dude, dude, start with boots and cats. Yeah, just like that. No. I like, I like to, I like to pave the way, I like to pave the way to make my own roads.

You make your own roads dirty. Money overgrown like side roads you can't trust. The city of Maine. So you just got to build them yourself. Yeah. Have you heard of permits? The fucks and permits? Good. What the hell is going on over here? I think this is a better topic than my than my other topic those in the topic. Honestly, we should have these kind of we should like. Small talk. Yeah, like every. Every 4th, every 4th episode. We we didn't talk about that actually. We have it. Could be like a life updates and chit chat or chit chat.

Yeah, shitting. Shitting. Well, we're not going to do that. Damn it. Hi this is plugin for player 4 and we're all sitting on the respective toilets. Hi this is welcome to plugin for player. That's flush for player 4.

I'm really going to forget all this shit in here and this is what I'm. Going to be hearing. With my headphones on fucking cranked up so I can hear shit. 2:00 in the morning. Dude I can't wait to get a fence pick on Monday. Oh my God. Oh, that's right. Yeah. You're getting your. Yeah, so. With the storms that happened, what was it last week or the week before? Yeah, it's like 2. Yeah, our quarter of my fence blew down at our house. Yeah, it actually got carried away by the wind. It's like 3 states over now.

Well, no, but. If you see that part of the fence, please contact us at this number. It's like. One of those like animal tags on it. Please contact us that name it with the address withheld. With maybe with the dress withheld. Please for the sake. Of the little Dicky. So he could run around the backyard free again. Well, what happened in the seat as the fence got blown down it it snapped. Four of the. Posts. So now we have a new. Posts We're trying to reuse the panels and we have to try to dig out one of the post holes because it's in between 2 trees.

Yeah. So it's just a struggle trying to get that done. But yeah, no, because of that, our dog's been pooping and peeing in the house. He's been having a rough time so. Because because he could just like, go in and out a. Rough time he'll run off. He he will not stay. Well I mean like why is he pig and pooping in the house? Because he can't like go out as often Well. Eva found out that if you let him out, if you just yell at him, he comes back to the door. Oh. I'm just kind of. Surprised he doesn't even leave for the neighbors yard, he just kind of sniffs around.

He's like trying to be in that space. Give him a call out. He comes back to the door. And, well, that's good. I find it nerve racking but she's she's fine with it. So I mean, OK, cool, it could just take 1 squirrel man. Squirrel darts on the road, yes. Squirrel. Biting my tongue.

Not gonna do it. You know, I'm not really.

Terraria board game. Yeah, yeah, that's gonna be fun. Yeah, it's gonna be cool. I still have yet to play and I wanna do like a practice game. Wait, is it called a board game because you play it when you're bored? Is that why it's called a board game? I can't wait to play. Game. I can't wait to play the board game.

What mystery person? What do you got to say? Give me the stink eye. Could be Jack, who knows? Doesn't. That make sense? They probably had to name it at some point, like, oh, what are we going to call this game? I don't know. Board games play it with your board, or is it because it's on a board? Or is it because of both? It's a board that you play with. You're board and it's a game.

I don't have brain soul, do you? No. Dude. I'm tired, I don't man my. PC Brain. I just want to go home and be dinosaur. I mean for. My last month. I want to do. OK, bye. Bye and a. Door shutting side effects. Get get some stopping double stuff this company. I quit that car starting up sound. You were so dead dude. The. Fucking shit. Enjoy the rest of the podcast without my beautiful beatboxing, without my sweet, sweet serenade. Give him one more that. Was great. Greatest ever. 1. Just one.

You get 1 beat in the box, that's it. You get 1 beat in the box. God, he's dead. He's dead. There's a lot going over there. I killed him. I'm sorry guys. You guys need a new podcast host. Jesus. He's dead.

He did. That's why he loves me, Because I can make him laugh. Breathe, brother. Breathe, please. I'm going to have to fucking get an effect that just like, crank it up where it's low, crank it down when it's high, you know? This is not that kind of podcast. He's.

Fine. You do it over there. Yeah. His eyes were all watery and shit. You're you're just fucking killed me. You done with the over there.

I was just surprised you. Just clicked off of this, now my. God this is a random episode. I'm excited for the Calamity play through. Oh my God, you want to join a calamity or did you want to trade base first? I probably. Want to I don't know. Calamity is a mod I don't.

Know yeah, I would do that first. Never played. I was in that boat and I finally did play the regular base game. It's worth it. It's going to take me a few more like late night game sessions to get my like itch out for like just sitting there and playing pad of Titans and No Man's Sky. Like like I haven't had many opportunities just to just fucking sit and play for hours. You know, you can do system. You just want to fucking walk in for like a whole day or till like 4:00 AM. And I I've only probably only gotten like two, maybe no like two chances to really just lock in and play games.

Yeah, pretty much every day she's been like, man, she went like 3 days off. Just straight of like, no chores, no nothing. See, yeah, like, I felt like get off work and go home. Then I got to do laundry, I got to make food, I got to take care of my dog, got to brush her out, got to let the other dog out. I got to, you know, fucking whatever the hell else. Like I didn't get on until like 7 or 8 yesterday. Is it a sad feeling? It is. The adult life. Like I'm an adult and I have the ability to get APC, but it's about the time to play it.

Don't fucking have it. Right. I mean, when I was working, I, when I'd get home, I wouldn't do shit. I'd be in my chair, fucking passed out. Yeah, 'cause my job would beat the fuck out of it. 'Cause he's old. I am old. And then I also have been having the urge to draw like crazy recently. But it's like draw PCPC, draw draw PC. What not draw on PC? With a sharp beat on my monitor. Good idea, Let. Me see it's replaceable, yeah, you can get like little. Pad like track pads or whatever and draw them there like.

Profile or what do? You think of smart iPod. Is. You might be able to connect your iPad. You know, 'cause I used to stream for my iPad, I used to stream art. Maybe I can just connect it. Yeah, I. Don't know. Yeah, if you've got a. Oh, sign up before I forget, I want to start streaming soon as just like a chill way to record my adventures in the video game world. So that's the thing. It'll be fun. OK, you. Guys, ever want to watch me like stand in the rain for 5 minutes as the dinosaur? This means you could do couple streams.

Yeah.

What? All right, I'm leaving put in the door sound effect in the card. Room it's the wrong response. Wow, that is the now I will wrong with you ever even if you say I'm just kidding and change your mind. I'm just kidding and I change my mind. Too bad.

Too fucking man. Jesus. What have I done? God. Damn it. Love destroy me with mystery person here. Yep, with baby Jack. I slaughter them like animals. But I mean, I think New Man's yeah, no man, yeah, that no No Man's Sky would be a fun game to watch anyone play because it's like everyone's playthrough is completely fucking different. You know it's going to be my spoof game. It's probably called Newman's Sky. Do you guys want to know what I did? And I'd like highly regret it in that game. So I I figured out how it should like name the animals and like my starter planet.

No one had discovered it. So I don't think I named it plan it yet. But I like discovered all these animals and they named all the animals one that I remember. It's like a really fucked up looking mushroom creature. Like it just looks like a hopping mushroom with eyeballs all over the bottom. And then that guy's psilocybin nightmare. And then literally the only other like the only creature on that planet that's actually kind of cool and not like creepy and gross looking. It looks like vines in the shape of like a canine.

And then it's got like coleus looking leaves along the back and like a flower face and I'm like, this guy's cool and he looks like coleus. What should I name him? I'm on call with my friend. I'm like, I know what I'm name. I'm name coleus. I typed it in and hit enter. Turns out you cannot rename animals once you name them. So now my first and favorite animal is permanently known as the coleus. And I want to get one as a buddy and have the coleus. You travel with me across the cosmos. Speaking of animals, I was trying that.

Was it that Boyce Zoo or whatever the fuck it's called? Fucking God and. Oh boy, this was fun. Duck the fuck? What's the boy zoo? Yeah. Explain it. Yeah, explain the brain. Literally the premise of it is you're this like girl who has a farm and you, you farm animals. And the way you what you do with these farm animals is you name them and give them a voice. So you record a voice so you do whatever the hell you want. We have done some fucked up shit with with my stuff. Like you use your voice to do the sound they make, you get a.

Microphone and you make the sound. You know the first animal I want to insulate just like. We did that. We got. Yeah, we got Jack. To do what you did, we got the first thing I did. We got the with the Flamingo, we made Jack. He did. It's just like, Oh yeah. Oh my God, the. Sheep, the sheep. It says Gooch. Mccooch. Gooch Mccooch.

So you you get money every single time these animals say the thing you did. You should have one. Just be like hey, hey, or like hey you, hey. Did you want to see something? Get the fuck out. You had one that that every time you pass by it's like Mark, Mark is a bitch ass motherfucker or something. Yeah, do. You have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, and then they've been trying to reach you about our car's extended warranty, about your car's stiff. You get it. But the reason why we had Jack do the like moan for the Flamingo is because the Flamingo gives you like bedroom eyes.

So you, that's what you gave the moan. Is the Flamingo OK? Yeah. Yeah, that was funny. I heard like nobody could do it better than Jake. Oh yeah. Nobody else could do it. Better. I mean, it is a pretty sexy bird. Have you seen those legs? You know that beak? Oh my God. Yeah, I like to have that pack. Something but but but but. Anyway. I'm uncomfortable. Why you should? Why are you ungurvable? I'm on the floor. Also, she called the bird sexy. Also, she called the bird sexy but. And what are the animals?

I think I would a polar bear. Oh yeah. You know, that's, that's all he does. All he does is sitting there and shit. There's also a parrot, which is the last one I saw. Dude the parrot. Best fucking sound ever for it. Gunshot. Oh. Yeah, he set up a soundboard. He's a start playing soundboard. Yes, yes you can. It's like 2 bucks. It's fucking shit dude. Yo. It is so fucking good. Oh my gosh. But yeah, no. And and that's the fucking animal that killed Jack. Like he Jack heard the fucking gunshot from the parrot and fell over.

Like how is that the one that you laughed at that? It was for me, it was Gooch. Me Cooch Gooch.

And what you can do is there's other areas that affect the way that the animals talk. So the cold area makes it talk super fast and high, and in a lava place that makes it super low and slow. Understandable, that just makes sense. So now you just hear.

Just like a really. You should definitely do A1. Do a what? Do a beatboxing.

One yeah, just beatboxing. Just over and over. Just. Now I've seen on TikTok people like actually doing full on songs with these things. Yeah. With the animals you. Yeah. Well, The thing is. Like my singing monsters, we can get them to sync up and do like a little song. Well, not really, but you get 2 minutes worth of recording time. Well, now you get 3 seconds, yeah. 30 seconds. It's just three seconds. Yeah, it's really funny when you're talking and then it cuts out. That shit's funny. That's.

Funny.

Oh my God, just a fart noise one. Fucking funny. Somebody this was fucked up but funny. Somebody did you can get a gorilla and somebody did Harambe. It just says Harambe. No, he's like, I tried saving that kid you shot. Me. Oh my God, you're fucked up. That ain't right.

RIP Harambe. Yeah. You'll forever be missed. So long and timeline was never the same he. Will never really die. He will not reach his third dead world. You having you having fun over there. Person who shall not be named. Baby Jack, baby Jack, they're eating Legos. The fact that.

It could be Jack, and they'll never know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, just won't. I mean, it is Jack, isn't it? Jack. It's maybe Jack or it's maybe, maybe Jacques. Maybe it's maybe. Jacques. Or John. It's totally not hot to name me, don't worry about it. Don Pierre Bonorif. I remember the first time you guys saw the the Discord or the steam nicknames I gave you all. I just remember I was like, Oh yeah, I'm trying to work through a problem here. All of a sudden I hear Jack pipe up over the Discord. He's like, wait a minute.

What? Jacques. Yeah. It's like you gave us nicknames. I was like, Oh yeah. Honestly up until then I forgot the nicknames were even a fucking thing I'm seeing. Yeah, you see, Marks the great. Otti, you can set nicknames. And apparently. Your friends on esteem? Oh. Yeah, I think I. So like it's basically like personal, very personal, so no one else will see it. It's also very good if you stream so that way you don't leak. Yeah. Honestly, Gamertag. Yeah, yeah. Now that that's good to do. Yeah. But then Emma decided to name me Bandon.

Bandon, Evander. Little reference to Dooba Scoobas. Brandon was. It Gooba's Doobas or Dooba scoobas? It was Gooba Scoobas. Scooby-doo. I don't think that's that, Chief. Yeah. Oh, Raggy Arnold. Third level, lots of luck. What the hell are you referencing? Oh, it's the only time in the old Scooby-doo shows for Scooby actually talks normally and he look and Shaggy looks at the side. What did you say, Scoob? Instead of LS, it's Rs. He's like, like, what did you say, Scoob? Oh. I know what you're talking about, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

What's the weirdest sounds you guys can make?

Of course, of course. Brenda's going to murder me. Again, 2:00 in the morning with a cup of coffee 2. Stupid about. Wondering where it all went wrong? I swear I can do more Beatbox. I swear all that's coming out of my mouth. You're the. One that's yelling at me but mine is clearly. Booty cats, booty cats, booty cats. I almost bit my tongue. Dick and balls and Dick and balls, Nick and balls. Nick and Balls. I'm going to have to put some bleeps there. Nick your balls.

It's. Beep beep beep beep beep. It's Morse code for good sound letters.

All right, viewers in the comments put down how you would type out. No, actually, type down how you'd go. That's what I did.

I'm so tired I swear I can do other beats, I fucking promise you. Ricky, Ricky, Ricky.

Brandon is so proud of me right now. He's so glad that he has me here. He's so happy that he What would this episode be without me going pee pee? It would not be nearly this great. Just sight. Let's fuck. I am a sensitive motherfucker. This is a little sensitive boy. Mark, Mark, shake your hands, put it like this on his kneecap and spread it out like this. Yeah. Smack. Well, no, it's it's. It was a topic instant trauma in his eyes when his kneecap top. Stop surfing my hip power. OK, go. For it, no.

My my brother has made it so fucking hard now that whenever somebody touches my back, I What the fuck do you see? Can you please repeat that? Boy, you said he made it so hard it's hard to stand up. What'd you say?

Well, at least I'm not the man what he did.

Get her Shelby, get her sick balls. Sick of? I'm sorry, Brad. I'll continue. I'm I'm holding the microphone away like this. Look. I need a buddy plank. I forgot that still exists.

I need to take a picture of that. Put it on the podcast Twitter. Mark, Mark. Show. Show me. Yeah. It's bloody. It's Blink. Tell me you know where planks from. If we're going to. Be talking about Ed we need to at least. Hold Dad to Daddy. Daddy. Eddy. Eddy, Eddy. I don't. Think it's I don't think it's him. Ed, Ed and Eddy. Yeah, Ed. Ed and Eddy. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah. The story about Blake, I don't remember. Which I'm actually going to be. I'm actually because we're in a. Warehouse one day and he just looked down and he's like what the fuck is that?

It's a little piece of 2 by 4 from a pallet that somebody drew in sharpie, the face of Plank Forbidden and Eddie on it. He found it. He took it home. We are some special. Motherfuckers. Well, I don't know the exact origin, but when I saw him, he was locked in a chamber. No, he was. So it was like basically like an old terminal where a computer used to be and I just opened it up and took him. Yeah, OK. Kidnapped him. What if he lived there? What if he had family that was just out at the time and now they came home and he's just fucking gone?

Good. Well, that sucks anyway. They begged what Brandon was saying about his about his. About my. About his. Brother and things being her. I fucking hate this shit. Can't even stand up, just be. Thankful we're done in Alabama. That's. Fine. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, I knew it. I knew it. My brother, what he does is he'll fucking slap me on my back. And what'll happen is I'll fucking jerk forward every fucking dime. I'll jerk, jerk. OK, someone else said it. I like how we tried to move away from the top, yeah.

I just, I fucking circle back. I didn't do it this. I know you did it. I. Circled back, look at the. Circle jerk. It's all right. He's old. What the fuck? He's not anything. Is that oh, don't worry, he's just old. It's. Because it doesn't stand up. Oh my.

God, he killed him. He killed him. He's dead. I guess he doesn't like stand up comedy then. I said fucking breathe. What are you ever listening to? You're.

Just going to fucking murder on this episode. But you'll have to. Get murder whoever's alarm is going off outside. So all I've been hearing this whole time. Birds. What? Do you mean you'll be moving like the 10? Oh, the government drones. They probably need the. Batteries. The oils of their knee caps. Fuck is happening? Are we quite finished? How much time we have left in the episode depending on we. Have 45 minutes. Motherfucking 15. Minutes of Panther to do. Easy. Oh yeah. I could just beatbox for 15 minutes.

At least we would be talking about other things.

You're the one that brought it up dude. Yeah, you still have to share the story too. I did. Oh, you did. Oh. That story's gone. It's back in the back, Old Yeller are. We there. No, no. I will turn this plane around. Did you guys know we're recording this on a plane actually? That side of it, actually. Yeah, on the wings, the Brandon is just so amazing at editing, you can't even hear the wind. He's got the fucking seat belt tone. 22. What does it feel, Passengers? You're old.

Does it not stand? On roasted gets on the board the plane. He's like, hey, we got senior discounts if you're interested. Got senior discounts on the peanuts? Peanuts.

The fish and chips, Fish and chips.

Weiner. Weiner.

Weiner. Weiner where? Where? Why do I always get the nuts? God damn it, back full. Circle, circle jerk, Circle jerk, circle jerk. 123 go. What is this fucking episode? I don't know. No, it is, dude. Brandon looks so exasperated and like I'm just picturing him feeling this all over again while he's like, editing it. Yes. He's feeling it all over, dude. He's feeling us all over what? Happened that's. What I'm? Trying. To fucking figure out. You know you love it, Brandon. This is a great This is the best.

I hope you have headphones on right now and we're like really close to your eardrums. Fucking I have something. Right. I hope you listen to the sound of public right now. Fucking my you know I'm literally mixing this shit. No headphones on. Get to that point man. It doesn't stick up like it used to. As that's being said, my father opens up my bedroom door and like man what the fuck and shuts the door you. Did what with your brother? It it would be my. Dad, Yeah. Or my mom. They just look at me in disapproval.

This is, yeah. Remember they used to listen to the Super mega cast? I feel like every single time I didn't listen to it in my headphones, it was the worst shit and the Someone Like You would come in and hear just the worst shit because they are out of fucking pocket. Dude. It's just help me. You'd be listening to like Bluey and like someone can walk in and still hear the wrong shit. Context is everything. For real, slows punctuation. It's like me walking home from work, getting ready to get undressed, and I was in the bedroom just watching Bridgerton.

I'm like, OK, it's. The viewers Morehead Cos for the viewers. How many viewers? You got. How many do things do I need to do?

I really hope you're wearing earbuds right now. I'm very concerned. This. This one's full. That's. Got this one's. For you, Brandon. This one's for you, Brandon. I'm sorry, Forehead keys. We're sorry, where's? We're not going there right now. We're not going there. I'm. Sorry. I know I'm like melting into this. Sorry, where's?

Oh God, I still can't. There's not a. Separate episode. Reese's rubbing his nipples. We're sorry. Plank get here. Oh, hi, Plank. Plank, What do you got to say? Brandon, you're a kid. Jeez.

Yeah. Is that so? How'd that happen? No way, dude. That's crazy. And then what'd she say? You want tap dancing? Yeah, that's a pretty good move. I'll translate you, said Brandon. You're a bitch. Yeah, you're right.

Put you in the woodchip a motherfucker. No, you will run away, Blanco. He called me a bitch. He must die. That's fact. Fucking get out of this. That's it. He's finally made it through the seven stages of acceptance. That was gross aerosol. You really just burped into the microphone. Did you guys hear that? Great, and I got to add reverb. Yeah, really. Amplify that. What? It's your burp. Yeah, deflect. Deflect. Classic. I'm so lost. Classic, classic. Don't worry, I also lost the plot. We've gone so far off the rail.

You guys are in MLP.

You're looking for plot. Is that a thing? That's a thing, right? That's like the it's like the wrong side of the fandom, right? Yeah, so confused. I'm so confused. That window looks nice right now. Plank, Are you confused?

Are you ready for a defenestration? They're fucking ready for this episode to end so that I leave. Actually, kind of, yeah, this episode kind of needs it. You're ready for a defenestration. All right, Ethan, open up the window. I saw a. Girlfriend saw it's open. All right, go, Mark, go, go. Shall we go? We. Must have been plugging for player 4.

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