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Yes, we had this plan beforehand. Bunch of. Fuckers, 30 seconds. Yeah. Shorter than that, it was like 2 seconds since the stir of the actual audio. Yeah, honestly, it was like a new record. I was ready to fucking press that button. Maybe you should. I know it's tempting. You're looking at it. I know. Nah, we won't. Do it. Oh, OK, we're already in this. We're going to suffer together. Maybe. Suffering alone is boring. No, no, yes, yeah, maybe. Oh, talking. Anyways, let's talk about what we've been doing lately.
You 2GO. Oh all. Right, we're going right. Bye guys. See ya all right. We're. Just going to leave this. This is going to be Brandon's episode. And yeah, it was just. Liquors, I didn't say you leave, you talk. Oh, I. Guess you want to start, Nathan, what you've been doing left leg. Over there. Man, I've been doing a lot. I received my Terraria, the board game board game from Kickstarter when I ordered it two years ago. That was, it was fun punching out all the pieces and sorting it out. And it's, it's just so perfectly set up.
It's a, it's a labour of love. You can just tell opening the box, it's a labour of love. I cannot wait to play it. Me neither. It only goes with the four players though, so not all all five of us. Me, I'm a Brandon, Mark and Jack and whoever else can play. We'll have to. We'll have to kick one to the curb. You die. Well, time to kick Mark to the curb. Yep, I have been reading a book series called The Clockwork Chimera by Scott Baron two years ago. I read the first book when me and my girlfriend went to Myrtle Beach and then I just I picked up the second book.
I'm going to read this now. So I read through the whole thing. I remember how long it took me, but it wasn't that long because over the weekend there was one day where I'm like, I, I just, I just want to read. So I booted up Balloons Star Defense 6 and played that intermittently between playing and playing that and reading the book, and I got through 200 pages in a day.
That was over half the book. Fuck yeah. How the hell do you read that fast? I can't. I can't. Do you want to see how fast my wife reads? Oh, I can see, Yeah. Yeah, the fucking through the entire Twilight series in the couple of days. Aren't those like thick ass books? They're. Thick ass books. Does she retain this information? Holy. Shit, I mean granted I I was playing a game while doing it too, so yeah, intermittently. Yeah, but but still no. Emma reads through an entire book series in the course of a weekend.
Christ. Fuck. She her reading abilities is fucking amazing to me. Yeah, that's that's a bit much for me. I mean, I was also doing Terraria as well, like the actual game, trying to get my terror Prisma. So like at night I would go to catch the butterflies and during the day after I finished all of my butterflies, I would just read, yeah, yeah, I'm like, all right, what? There's nothing to do. But yeah. So I, I read the second book in a couple days. Then I'm like, you know what, I want to read the first book again because I kind of forgot what happened.
I knew what happened but I forgot a lot of details. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I read through that and then now I'm on book 3 within a week or two weeks, basically, Yeah. So I've also been doing that. What about you, Mark? Oh, I gotta say, sorry. Steel Ball Run Episode 1 came out and it's it's so big. It's so it's literally peak. Hey, take a look at the. So good dude. It's the best part it it debuted with like a 9.8 yeah yeah out of 10 and the manga is the second highest rated manga of all time. Oh wow.
Yeah, it's good. It's good. How about you, Mr. Bread? What have you been up to lately? Well, I'm going through a couple more playthroughs. Resident Evil also start playing or I have gotten deep into was that Poktopia or whatever I fucking call it. Pokopia. Pokopia, Yeah, there's so much to fucking do. What is? It is it like an Animal Crossing? Animal Crossing for kind of Minecraft. Yeah, that's how I would describe it. Just watching Emma play it, it's, it's strange. You can build anything you fucking want dude.
Like it's and, and there's, I forget how many areas there are, but 'cause there's areas that are sectioned off, there's like your first area where you start the game and then you after you get the habitat together and all that, you can go to the next area, which is like a beach area with like houses and all kinds of shit. Essentially the the main promise of the game is that there was like some sort of ecological collapse and all the humans have left. It's leaving you as a Ditto who can form into a human to try to rebuild all the ecology areas.
It's, it's actually way sadder than it sounds like. I mean, it's like how it sounds. It's all fucked up, but it's sad. Oh no. Because I mean, yeah, everybody's fucking dead. Every everybody's either dead or just left. Like there's no humans at all. So that's why I just, I scroll Twitter so I get paid some knowledge. And there was a post that was basically, yeah, This is why we don't allow humans in Pokeytopia. Yeah, I'm like. What? Yeah, that's exactly fucking why? Yeah, it's really fucked up, but.
It's you see a lot of the old Pokemons sort of dealing with the fact that their trainers are gone, like a. That's a bit much. Like a The professor is a tangela that's got AATM in its hair and it's wearing shattered glasses. Oh no, besides like that, it's like the story itself, yeah, it's, it's sad as shit, but the game playing and everything is, well, it's Pokémon is super cute. You know, once you get things going, everything comes back to life. And it's like lively. All of the Pokémon have their own different personalities and, and, and all that shit.
And they're also useful for like, Grass types can help you grow stuff, fire types can light stuff. It's kind of weird blend of it brings in the PAL world sort of automation system. Yeah, I have. No, I have no idea what that looks like. I, I like have literally just been like building up the Pokémon centers because they're centers you have to build and everything is in real time. So like Animal Crossing. So like the the Pokémon Centre, if you get all the resources and have enough Pokémon to build it, and there's also specific Pokémon that can help you build the centre, it can take an entire day.
So it it kind of forces you to OK, go do something else or stop playing. Just time manage. Probably better played in spurts just like animal. Yeah, 'cause you'll burn yourself out if you don't, but it's, it's really cute.
Ditto. Especially like yeah he looks weird as fuck. Is he? Is it the Ditto? The one that cannot. I. Completely. The one with the dots and a smile. Yep. Yeah, you look at his face as a human and it's like. It's fuck, it's just dot dot smile. I love the arms flailing behind it as it's running. Yeah, I love how that one Ditto completely transform how Ditto completely works. Yeah. 'Cause it was just in the anime. Dittos are able to completely transform, you can't tell them apart from an actual Pokémon.
Yeah, that one. Ditto. Just could not do faces change dittos forever. The entire species is now. Just. Ditto face. But it it's, it's funny because yeah, with your Ditto, he transforms into his trainer. That's messed up. It because he misses him, right? Or her. Or you know what? Depending on what your who your trainer is. And it's funny, I actually found a because there's like little lore pieces that can, you can go pick up there like either pages or like like a tablet looking thing that give you kind of lore on like the area and all that crap.
Well, apparently I picked up a notebook in my Pokémon centre that I built, I had built and it was from my trainer, the Dittos trainer, because I had like the name of like I, well, I named myself Brandon because, you know, originality and I'm reading this, it had my name in it. And it's like, oh, OK, so this is from my trainer. That's cool. This is depressing. The IT, it really all, all the games really about is just getting all the habitats back together because there's certain habitats that you have to create in order to have these Pokémon start coming up.
And you're, you're really just rebuilding the areas brick by brick brick. It's, it's a, it's really cute and you can get lost in it because like I said, there's so much to do, like. Lost doesn't like lost in the sauce or lost doesn't. Where am I? Pretty much both. I mean this. Lost in the sauce, this. Is a game that has rail lines in it. So like you could you could build your own rail curt system? I don't you getting like actually lost is not not really possible. I mean, I was going to say once you kind of learn the area.
And they're not big areas either. I mean, I, I don't know, I haven't played. No, the the getting actually lost is not really a thing. No, it's. It's way too straightforward. It's like seeing all the megastructures people have been building already. Oh yeah, yeah, if you've got the materials and shit, which you get a fuck ton of crap because you can, I didn't know this, but you can. When you're picking stuff up, you can instead of just like picking shit up 1 by 1, you can actually hold. I think it's why and Ditto will open its mouth and suck in like Kirby and it looks fucking hilarious.
It's stupid dumb. It's so dumb, but it's so good.
And you can also do farming. Could you get different like abilities to use? So like watering and all that crap. Yeah.
No, I I like it. It's fun. It's a little fun little game that play like every day, but you can put just some small time into it and then go like do something else. It's always nice to have one of those games a little a day. Like I said, they kind of force you to like, you know, take a break because when you get to a certain point, you know, But yeah, I can't wait to see a lot more on like what people are going to do because you can, you can build literally fucking anything you want. Want to build a Dick?
Go for it.
In that case I I saw a screenshot on Twitter and I'm not sure what game it is, but you're saying this makes me think it's Pokeytopia. Somebody built the twin towers in a sum game and I'm not sure. Where it probably was. Probably was, to be quite honest with you, probably was. It. Yeah, it had to have been. I mean somebody built the Saurons tower and the TikTok. So funny. Shit. Like I said, it's like Minecraft Animal Crossing. Together. It's literally that open-ended. And when you think about that, you put those two together, that actually kind of makes a lot of sense in a way, because like Animal Crossing, you can't just build shit, you know, fucking block by block.
And this you can. And it's just really weird to see. Ditto. Just fucking spit the shit out. There's also people turning their habitats into slave labor camps too. Yeah, you can do that. Yeah, it's literally. They turn them into pretty much giant factories where they just produce shit. Yeah, it it's. You won't be seeing me doing that to my Pokémon. I love them too much. Well, what about you, Ajizmo? What have you been doing? I've got the itch to play marathon. I've been playing mostly marathon. Yes he has.
I'd be joining but I I might try again but my Internet the way it's been. Jesus fucking rubber band city. I'm not sure what the Hell's been going on with your Internet. It's been. I don't fucking know man. This. Is like the first couple of times you were completely fine. Yeah, and all of a sudden now it's just all fucky. You know that's weird. Internet just takes a shit on you and hasn't recovered since. Like we're going to need to call Spectrum and I might start screaming at somebody to. Pay your Internet bill.
What for Half of it? Like it's, it's fucking stupid. We can reset everything and it'll be fine for a little while and then all of a sudden the fucking upload speed tanks. It can go from where? Usually like 11 megabits. It's not a lot or megabytes per second. It'll drop to like fucking 10 my and when I try loading a fucking podcast episode, it gets to a certain point and then freezes Yeah, and I'm like someone is going to die. I'm. I'm a little bit of a side tangent here. We want to apologize because that that's actually the reason why we're struggling to get light year episodes up on the YouTube channel.
We got, we got. Well, 1 is already up. There's three more, but yeah, the with the Internet and these being kind of big files, I just, I, I'm shit out a lot. I. I tried taking it from your guys's cloud server too and I just couldn't grab it. Yeah, it just got failing. Yeah. So until we figure that out, we're kind of. We're kind of just Sol right now. Yeah. In the meantime, we're going to be working on trying to fix that, but you guys all have to bear with us with that. And we're going to probably also try to try to record some more of it too.
I don't care about having a lot in the pipeline. It's just right now it's, you know, with my brother working from home, I don't want to take the Internet away from him any more than what it's doing to its fucking self. Yeah, fair. Like we're we're looking at. Getting no judgement there. We'll just, we'll work around it. We want to get Google Fiber. We just got to my dad does not want a another hole in the house, but we're kind of like it's either that or no Internet. So it's your decision, right?
But it's his house, so respectfully. Respectfully, yeah. But we're we're, we're kind of looking at that hopefully if we do do it when the weather breaks and everything. I've been, I've been waiting for it to just be nice, even if it's raining, just not go below. 40, Yeah, it's almost here. I mean, today's spring. Happy spring. Yeah. Spring Steam sale. Oh yeah, I keep looking at that. In terms of recording, this episode yesterday has started. Yes, and it's also been six years since Animal Crossing or New Horizons came out.
Yes, I didn't even know it released in spring. You want to know what else means? Means that it's almost six years since Dewey Eternal came out. Yes, it is also six years for Doom. Holy shit. Feeling old?
Yeah. Yeah, my back's feeling old. There was something that just it is 20th anniversary. I don't know what it is. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Came out in 22,006. Minecraft. No, that was. 8 at least. Yeah, that that was at least recession. Anyway, that's all right. If you think of it, just holler we'll. Yeah, I want. To get dating and also in two days which is Sunday, it would be the 30th anniversary of Resident Evil officially. I don't remember it being the 22nd of March, but. Memories of fickle thing. Yeah, it really fucking is. But for today, our episode is glitches that Made You Laugh in Video Games. So anything that's, you know, not supposed to happen and it's really fucking funny.
Who's up? Who wants to go? You want me to go, Mr. Ethan? Yes, I want you to go. Oh fuck yeah, I've been wanting to talk about this for a little while. OK, one of the first glitches I want to talk about today comes from the good old console version of Terraria. Yeah, it's so way back in the day when my brother played a lot with us, we decide we're like, oh, yeah, we can just try to get rid of a lot of the lava in hell and I'll just make it a lot easier to to traverse. And so we're like, cool, cool, cool.
So we start drilling down underneath the ocean, start making a channel for all the water to come out. Oh Jesus Christ. Ethan knows where I'm going with this now. I. Do now, yeah.
But essentially we we dig it just a straight channel all the way down from underneath the ocean and we're like, OK, cool. So we start filling up hell with water and we're like, OK, it'll just spread out and dissipate. It starts filling up more. It starts filling up more. It starts filling up more, you know, like, this is a lot more water than we thought. When you get to the surface, actually, the center of the ocean is completely barren, and it's just infinite water spewing in from the side to the point where it doesn't even recognize that it's a fucking ocean anymore.
And hell, is like half full of water. Yeah. The fuck? They drained the ocean. We drained the ocean. Into. Hell, and we actually flooded Hell. What we what? We plugged it up too. For some reason the water wouldn't refill. Yeah, you'll never guess what happens next. You want to talk about it? I don't really remember, but I just remember the ocean being gone. Yeah, so the next thing Mark's brother did was look up a little things like how do we fix this? How do we fix this? I guess there's a there's timers in the game and there's a certain way you can set it up to.
Where all this places? And picks back up box he plugged, he's plugged the ocean on the far left of the screen, plugged it. It was just a 2 block white hole, whatever. And then he's like all right, let me set this up. Sets up, starts it. The ocean was filled. The ocean was back. Suddenly, not only did he drain the ocean, he failed the ocean. What the fuck?
That map was so cursed oh God. Is that the map where we killed Akram? I think so. Fuck I just remember helping half flooded with water. We kind of had to to cut off half, failed to preserve it.
Because you don't want to drown all of hell. You're like what the fuck? That's fucked up. That was honestly amazing. I never saw that ever happen again in Terraria. I was like, how the hell I. Actually have a similar story. OK, All right, go ahead. So this was in Calamity. I did the exact thing that you talked about a little a few episodes ago where I went to the Abyss and I'm like, all right, let me just do this. I just drilled up. I had the equipment, so I was fine. So I drilled up and I got, there's a chest all the way at the bottom and I just like, and went in there and got all the stuff and like, you know, came back out.
Whatever. I left it like that. Oh, no, you left the hole open. Yeah, I left it like that. And I, I whisked away whatever, at some point very far in the future, I come back and I, I plugged up the hole in the bottom. But you go down to hell, there's water in hell and it doesn't make sense 'cause they'll be building, there's buildings in hell, right? Yeah. So some, some levels and buildings are like up here, other with the water level between the buildings are like up here, then like some are like down here and it's back up to here again.
And it's like this is on the far left side of the screen. How did water get over the building and be up here and then, you know, down? It was like the way that the water was just didn't make sense. How are water levels different in hell? It wasn't an even water line. No, it was it was different. And how did it get all the way across hell like that? Yeah, really. That's, well, I guess it's hell. If I remember correctly, is that the run through where you kind of removed a bunch of the water from? Yes, the Abyss.
From the abyss we had to go down into a dry layer and get lots of water. Well, The thing is the the abyss kind of refills itself with water. OK, kind of kind of. But the abyss is actually more dangerous without water. Yeah.
Makes sense? Because it doesn't matter what equipment you have, it will suffocate you. Oh yeah, it's that one thing. Yeah, your toe could touch it. Yeah, so, so we found that out starting the playthrough because, well, I can't. We'll just skip to a lot of the end game loot with the Abyss. Well, no, that's not what I'm talking. About I know, I know, but but we just would completely squished liquor grapes as we touched it the one time. But The thing is though, if if there's no water, it's the air that'll kill you for some reason.
No, no matter how much equipment you have, it'll just be like, until you hit water, then you're safe. Yeah, at a certain point in the abyss, like you have to have water there. For a seamless transition, it became a gauntlet trying to get to the same part of the abyss. Yeah, it was bad. Dying left and right, I'm assuming, yeah.
Yeah, so don't. Fuck with the abyss, yeah. Apparently leave the abyss alone, don't mess with it. So what does the abyss look like, just in case? Oh, you'll. You'll know. You'll know. You'll know it. Hey, is that the abyss? Yeah. You actually go pretty far down before you hit the abyss, yeah. So you'll you'll know. You will know when you see it in the map. Is this past hell? No. It it it. Stops at hell. It replaces an ocean. OK. OK, Yeah, you will. You will see it underground though, you know you'll know when you're there.
OK. Just don't go into it. Leave it alone.
Oh, you're splat. Fucking Christ. That'll be a learning experience for you and be like, oh hey, what's this? It's. Fucking. Dead brain to depressurize I. Think I found the abyss. Yes.
Well, I guess for me, one of the ones for me is in Phasmo. You can, I think it's was it Willow? Willow St. I think so. It's. Willow Street map in the basement, you can go find like a shovel. And what you can do is you pick the shovel up and since the ceiling is kind of low, when you're standing here with the shovel and you just let go of it, it actually gets lodged into the ceiling and it's and it starts going in a circle. And if you do it, you'll hear like tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink. You know, if somebody else does it, you won't hear it, but you'll see it.
And Emma would just keep on fucking doing that. And you can even do it in the truck. The truck, it would just be fucking sticking out that shit. Does it deal any damage? No. OK. It literally just grabs onto the object physics and it just starts. Yeah, it just starts freaking out and it's like, what the fuck is this shit? Like is this how we defend ourselves from the ghost? The radar has been set up.
There's and it's, I don't think it's Willow, but it's it's another map. The the The thing is, you had to be on a map with short enough ceilings in order for it to work. Yeah, because. Otherwise it won't grab it. But you can always take the shovel to the fucking truck. There you go. Yeah, You know, put it in front of the fucking. Like, you can actually put it in front of the computer. And if somebody goes on the computer, you'll see the shovel. And it's like, could you get your shovel out of the way?
Try to record shit. Continue. There's ghost orbs. Come on man, give motherfucker to chick. I'm trying to get a dots video of the ghost. Fuck you. I hate getting. Dots. Videos. Fuck that shit. You want a cracker controller? That's a way. Is that the lighter shit? Like the green, it's the green dots. OK, I don't know how that actually worked. Yeah, the the problem is, is that it just doesn't happen that often and. When it does, you have a very limited amount of time you've got. Like 40 seconds to actually get a recording.
That's another thing, this FAZ MO, I love you to death, but your shit's glitchy as fuck right now. Now, I understand that they're getting ready to push the game out of early access to one point O this year. Yeah, so they're, you know, working on stuff. But there's another thing with Phasmo that's not like, it's kind of funny, but also kind of like, what the fuck? One of the maps, I forget which one, this map in particular, the truck is very close to the house. OK. Yeah. And I think. This is like edge view or something.
Edge view, Yeah, yeah. And the the side of the truck that's facing the house has the crucifix on them. And I guess this one time me and Emma were playing, we're going the house and what not. We're literally in the room that is right by the truck, and I go on the truck and I notice the other crucifix that's in the truck has burned and I'm like, what Shit. These things are active while they're in the truck. Emma's like, what? So yeah, apparently it's good. If you play on Edgefield, take the crucifix.
Both of them. Like throw it on the other side of the fucking Rd. Or yeah, just throw it on the on the other side of the truck. Yeah, just to keep them away 'cause this has happened more than once. Yeah. And it's like, what the fuck, man? It it's because the I guess the, the area for yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all I have to say on that. No, no, Yep. The the the actual area for the crucifixes are cones. Yes, yeah, they're like this like circle. Yeah, you see a circle on the ground, but realistically it's just a giant.
Cone. Not cone a cylinder. Yes, that. 'D be the best shape for it, and because that that that room's so close to the truck, parts of that zone just happens to be in that room. Yeah. And it's like, you know, I like it. That's kind of something that I guess I, I'd say I don't really, I don't blame the developers for because that's just something that you really wouldn't know until it happens. Yeah. Which I have a feeling that's going to be fixed in one point. O yeah, They're pushing a lot of crap.
Yeah, they're, they're pushing a lot of mapper works because I think now that they're going to one point O they need to stop using the free assets. So. I think that's what they said that they were. Doing it's not the free assets, but I guess they're these maps. Emma could explain it better, but essentially these maps that they built, I guess we're using assets that I guess we're not allowed to be used if you're going to push your game into one point O. So they've had to go and rework these maps to be able to do that.
Guess it's a requirement. Gotcha. Yeah, that's why I like Tanglewood just got updated, which kind of sucks because I, I like the old Tanglewood that's like one of the starter maps, one of the smaller ones. Now it's like kind of a, oh, what is it like a 90s or 80s type? It's a 90s style home now. Yeah, it's like the real, like be everything's beige and shit and it's like an old lady's house. Or some shit. That that the the map is definitely like it's layout is pretty much the same, but it's, you know, just kind of different shaped.
Yeah, like think things are different, different. Shapes different textures. Is the map a glitch?
I think it was at one point there was something wrong with it. Yeah, probably. I mean, there's the if I want to go ahead and go on a tangent here, there's that one time you and Emma get stuck on a fucking towel in the high school. What the fuck? I forgot about that. Yeah, in the IT was one of the locker rooms and that this fucking towel is right, right next to a bench. And Emma, I guess, got stuck on it. And I went in and I saw her and she couldn't move. And she, she's like, I don't know what the fuck to do.
I'm like, huh, that's kind of weird. So I go over there and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm not getting stuck. Get stuck. And what made this so much worse? Like we're on the the high school map, which is a large map and literally the ghost would not come to us and kill us. No, it decides to kill Mark. That was free. And I'm like, why is this? Oh my. And we could hear it hunting, too. It probably couldn't pathfind to you. I guess not. Like I just didn't know where we were. You guys just no longer existed.
It's like what the fuck? Because like I said, you can hear it. The ghost is like above you. You can hear a real heavy bass and shit. Nope, Jack's watching us on the camera. We're just stuck and you know, and, and The thing is that sucks is since we were stuck and we could not get out or die, It was it was game breaking. It was ending because you can't leave in the truck. That's straight up a soft lock. It's it literally was because you cannot leave until everybody and not including a person that's dead is on the truck.
So you. Can all the all living team members have to be on the truck in order? To so we're like what the fuck? Bullshit.
I still love the game. I mean, I got one. What you got, it's really fucking stupid. So there was a point in time, me and Jack, we're playing games together like they pretty much exclusively. Yeah. And it was either a Game Pass or Games with Gold at this point where there was a game I believe called Toy Box Turbos. You guys have played micro missions? Yeah. Yeah. It's basically the same thing, except for this time you can choose whatever car you want. There was like a Mars. There was like a not maybe not a Mars, but there was like a a space Rover.
There was just a truck and like the Rover had like a swear painter or whatever on top that can make it glide when it jumped. There was a drag race car which is really fast but turned like shit and what not. So and there's different maps too, obviously. So and in order to get in order to lock these characters, you have to go to the campaign. Well, we both did that and there is one map in particular. It's a kitchen sink in which all it is, it's a circuit. It's literally a circuit. You go down a straight, do 180, go down another straight 180 and you're back at the start.
Tear counter, tear counter.
And I don't know what the fuck happened. Now that this follows micro machines logic where if you're a head and the person falls off screen, they die. Yeah, OK. I see. But we both chose the drag race car and we chose this map and we're just like, fuck it, got it full speed ahead.
It was a point in time where after the 180, there's kind of a checkpoint. So if you that's where you would restart if it were to die. And then there was, I think it was a sink with a line of sponges, I believe. And you can fall off the sponges into the sink. And that's another way to die if you fall off the map too. OK. So it was the game was like, all right, 321 go, I went ahead. Jack kind of fell off the fell off into the sink, but I went ahead, I exploded, I was ahead. So I was like, wait, what just happened?
And then Jack dies while he was in the sink. So then the game restarts us back at the checkpoint and then I explode by the timer 'cause it's like respawn.
Sorry, you're not allowed to play.
That's awesome. That's fantastic. We're. Like we're done. We're done. OK. OK, like I didn't. Even get a chance to fucking move. Neither of us did, not even the countdown. It's just. All right, OK, whatever. All righty.
That's great. Well, you got another one, Mark. Yeah, yeah, I've got a, I've got a small visual glitch. I don't know if you saw it when I was playing through it, but I had a playthrough of a Jedi Survivor about a year or two ago it. Was the rain core.
We don't talk about the rain core. I played my first play through on Grandmas too. Yeah, and I stumbled upon that ass. Fuck that shit, but go. On man, I can't believe I was stubborn enough to get through it. Yeah, I gave you credit. Hey, it gave me the IT gave me the ability to break defenses faster. So I'm I'm not complaining too much, but it was just. Give me the ability to break the game. Pretty much turned it for. Fucking relentless man it. It made it a lot easier, I'll tell you that. Well, yeah.
Oh yeah. But no, I got to the location on Jeddah the the the abandoned temple that's there and I think I have this somewhere saved on my Xbox files, but I'm looking out and I'm just sitting down eating for a quick moment before I get back into it. I'm looking out over the scenery and I see a fucking rectangle just appear off the side of the screen. And I'm like, oh, that's odd. So I start streaming it to show Ethan and Jack. I'm like, hey guys, something's not wrong and something's not right here.
And then there's more rectangles and more rectangles I heard of. I remember that I heard of rectangles coming across the screen. Like what the fuck is that? It's like, just a giant swarm of like, like, like, you know, the size of like African wildebeest horns. Yes. It's like that, just moving across the screen, just the grass and the game were just breaking. Like what the fuck of? Course it's Jedi survived for this shit. The hell. I have it somewhere saved. It's fucking hilarious. It's just, it's like dark grey, Gray opaque blots.
Wow, they do. They do Move in herds. Move in herds. Those are my exact words. Just the entire just it. It's not even just by me. It's the entire just. Background. All the scenery is just covered in just moving rectangles. Oh my God, that that kind of reminds me of 1. So I was playing Doom 2016. Oh no and you guys you guys know the upgrade boxes, right? The ones that you have to catch. So there's one where there's a checkpoint that happens because there's one right in front of you as soon as you walk up to it, it flies away yes.
So I'm like, all right, because I walk up to it and flies away. I'm like, wait a minute, wait, wait a minute, restart checkpoint. So now I'm sprinting up to it now and I, I press X as it flies away like sorry, before it gets a chance to fly away. So I'm like, I don't know what I'm doing because it's I'm moving. I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I'm just, I'm just moving. I'm like, what is happening again? I was like trying to move the camera, move my controls. Nothing was happening and I was just the air.
I can't do anything. I pause the game. OK, I can unpause it. I'm still moving. I go up to like a ledge, and there's supposed to be enemies that you're fighting in here, right? But I go up to the ledge and that's where the drone stops. But then all of a sudden the UI just goes from from behind me so I can see it. I'm like, I was in the upgrade menu this whole time.
This drone carried me so so I I I was like, I guess I'll take the heavy rockets, fuck it 'cause I'm the heavy, that's all rifle Yeah. And it just dropped down, spawning in the enemies. I'm like, ha, I gotta look up. I'm like, ha, I guess I was supposed to traverse up there after the fight. But you know, we're good now. We're good because because the drone was on top of a container, so I had to jump onto the container first before it, you know, ran away. I'm I was surprised I got it, you know, second try, but like first try after thinking about I'm like, I wonder if I can that I just do it.
I'm like what is happening? What is happening? The the fact that the drone I was locked onto the drone. It was so fucking funny. What? The fuck it wouldn't like 2 story? I'm thinking like that virtual insanity dance for you. Just kind of slide. I'll have to like I'll have to play Doom 2016, get to that mission and show you guys if it if it still works. Because I I bet it still does. Because I I mean, I played 2016 way after it came out, so it's probably still. It was so fucking funny. Yeah, press X and just.
Yeah. I'm not sure what it would have happened had I had I like seen the UI and like selected something while I was mid flight. I don't know what would have. Happened. Time to experiment. Like the camera was turning too as the drone was turning as well. It was weird. This drone literally carried me. Yeah, I know the one, Mr. Brandon. So it's not on the list, but I don't know if I can actually consider this like. You better glitch. You better. But it might. It might as well fucking be 1. You better, or else we're cutting this out of the.
Nope. Yep.
For the listeners back at home, he's currently flipping off Ethan. Well, Ethan's also flipping off Brandon and now I'm being flipped off too. My have the times changed and Brandon's now flipping off himself? There's so I'm never, I'm never doing this, I'm never playing this, but there's a insanity difficulty in RE-9. OK, that's like I, I, I want to do a little bit more research on this. Like it's a very difficult, like it's, it's, it's basically kind of unfair in a way. But I don't know if it's as hard as RE-8's Village of Shadows difficulty that if you want to have a bad time, that's a way to do it.
It's like stupid difficult. But why with this difficulty, I guess the enemies are faster. You know, all that crap. Well, there's a fucking clip. I saw that in the the care center, when you get to a certain point, you have to run away from that big fat guy, Chuck, Chuck, whatever his name is, and he keeps telling you not to fuck with him. Literally what he says, this big fucking baby guy. Well, you know, he's having a heart. Like in the regular difficulties he when he's moving through those small hallways, he's so big that he gets, you know, it takes him a minute.
You know, not insanity. It doesn't. This. Does it? Go from like watching something just trying to claw its way towards you into like Spirited away from Studio Ghibli where it's just no face running through the fucking hallway. Yeah, it's boring itself. Literally, literally, I, I got to see if I can find this clip. But like, Chuck sees, I guess the guy that's playing, you know, and at first he's kind of like, you know, going a little slow. And then he runs down the hallway like he's Sonic, like, like, Oh, my God, This might as well be a glitch.
I don't know if it actually is. I think that's actually what's supposed to happen. Yeah. That's why I said this is kind of unfair. Yeah. But if you've played the game enough, you'll know how to get around. Yeah. But yeah. Yeah, I'm like, Oh my God. It was like a jump scare, dude. Like, and his movements didn't change, like his actual regular movements as he's trying to get himself through. No, it's like, Oh my. God. And you're just dead. That that's it. Just take. Like. Fucking steamroll of this anything.
That was, in his way, gone.
God this game is stupid. God. I've got two really quick. Go. For it so. These. Are both Bungie just just stuff that goes on with Bungie games from time to time? So for some reason in Destiny as well as Marathon, apparently Bungie's flying mechanics for some of their ships is really weird because the the vehicles themselves could have collisions. Yes, and you can send them careening off into random directions if you interact with them just right. I have been seeing clips of so. So back in Destiny, it was the the fallen ships that were notorious for this.
But in Marathon right now, you see one of the UEFC ships just there's a clip of a rudder just just running on his business. He turns around, There's a UESC ship just coming down Smackdown.
God. Because somebody just fucked with the ship and it just started moving, right? I just got one in mind. Yeah, I mean, that will say that also does remind me of Speaking of destiny. Yeah. I'm not sure if this is a glitch or what happened but there was there was one time I was doing the the tutorial for Destiny too way back when. Are you talking about the vanilla tutorial or the the? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, way back when. And there's this part where, like, Zavala is like, get behind my shoulder and you have to like, kill a certain amount of enemies.
Oh, Yep. And, you know, there was another person there, but I guess they moved on. Yep. And so somebody went down. I'm like, I guess I revive them. So, you know, holding, holding the action button, whatever. And then hey, look, here's a, here's Evola. I'm like, wait, what? Zavola died, Zavola died, and I just revived Zavola. Jesus Christ. And then he puts up his bubble shield. I'm like. What do you mean you? Couldn't have done that before. Aren't you a Titan? And you get your alt like every 5 seconds in this one part of the tutorial.
How the fuck did you die? Need to worry about. It so the the one I'm thinking of was from hell divers. Yeah, too, you know, with the ship. Yeah, but for some fucking reason, the God damn ship while it's trying to come down to pick us up, No. Do you remember that? I know exactly what you're talking. I have a clip of it it like the ship was. So the problem is, you know how the ship comes down for extraction, right? Yeah, right before it comes down for extraction, the automatons drop a tank. Yep. Right on the fucking extraction plate.
So that's already a problem. Yeah, so it moves out of the way just enough for Emma, Jack and I to load up on the on the the bird. But Brandon got launched off the platform and has to run all the way back around, so now you've got the fucking bird trying to land again because it got ejected up by the tank and the timer to extract gets reset. Oh no. It keeps trying to land. We're getting launched back up. It's like flipping and. Shit. Oh God. And we're like, what is going? I remember that night. You guys were just like, what the fuck?
What the fuck? And don't get me started about one. Once we like take off, for some reason our fucking pilots are fucking alcoholic. Oh yeah, Because he literally, he'll fly forward, right and he's going straight. All of a sudden he's like left, right, left, right, left. And I'm like, what are you doing? Stop. The whole cyber state invasion was just one fucked up man Just glitch like after you extracted you see all the characters sturdy boding and then they twitch. Yes. Oh my God. Like she'll throw happy, you know, like.
They're like, yeah just had twitches from PTSD. There's some somebody me and Jack watch people listening at home. He's called some call me Johnny. OK, I love what he did in that section because he he of his video where the, you know, like twitch and shit, you know, fucking added like a fucking neck snapping sound. I was gonna say yeah, shit sent me. I was fucking, dead.
Fucking Christ, I I say we, we need a, we need a better pilot, man. This motherfucker don't know what he's doing. Left, right, left, right, evasive maneuvers. There's nothing happening. Like I can't blame him not being able to land that shit was funny. You just, you see the ship just up, down, up. And like the game is getting confused and shit, you know, it's like. Well, every time the extraction timer just kept resetting. And then the amount of tanks the game would continuously spawn. And it wasn't just Takes Two, it was also the mobile factories.
Yeah, I remember guys saying that. Me and Emma could not get the one fucking area done. We just couldn't because there's so much crap. I ran out of ammo. They're trying to find my ass. Like no, fuck this shit. That reminds me of a video. It's not a glitch, but there's a video where they're fighting the automatons and there's a drop shit that flies by but gets shot down as it's releasing A mech. So the mech just flies and slams into a wall and explodes and then like it's it's a it's a video recording.
So somebody swipes up on TikTok or whatever and the fur it's a GIF of Patrick flying into a wall and bursting in like his limbs flying.
That's another one where somebody's trying to get inside the walled cities. And so there's the sewer entrances down underneath the walls that you can kind of go into. Somebody's running up towards it, trying to go into it. There's the giant new automaton mech rolls out through the wall, turns. It's just like. Dude, cyberstand, man, that was, that was one hell of a fucking thing to go through. Yeah, because, I mean, it was relentless. Yeah, Jesus. Absolutely relentless. The only way we got through those missions was through our tanks.
Yeah, because they have a tank, you know? Yeah, they gave us a tank. And that that chefs kiss and then wait didn't Was it me or you that spawned the tank and it got stuck right away? It was me. Like it landed and it got stuck. I think it happened twice. There was one time it landed on top of a fucking skyscraper. Oh, Jesus Christ, and. Then another time it landed down on a pile of scrap to the point where the wheels weren't touching the tracks. Perfectly balanced where the tracks aren't touching the ground and I can't even fucking move it.
What's so stupid? I was. Like what the fuck? But I'll tell you that the tank is really good for getting rid of those big fabricators. Yeah. Like seriously, it is a great thing to use. Yeah, it takes a little while to get it back, obviously. Yeah, but that's why you and a buddy both have one. Yep, yeah, yeah. Although getting back to glitches, I do get a few from Fallout 76. You go right there. We. Go. Hell yeah. So the first one, this one, this one, I was just like, we know, walking around whatever.
It's in the it's in the scorched area all the way in the bottom right corner of the map. Yep. So there's like this this city and it has a has like a little rundown kind of convenience store and there's, you know, shopping carts in there. I'm just walking around whatever, just chilling, whatever. And then all of a sudden I hear I'm like, what the hell is happening? So I'm like, looking down the aisle, Nope. Looking down the next aisle, Nope. Looking down the next aisle, Nope. It's the fourth aisle that has two shopping carts stuck together and their physics are breaking.
They're just like they're just flipping over. Each other.
Goes over the aisles. What the fuck is happening? It's just like gliding across the top of the aisle dividers like, Oh my fucking God, just watch it and. Knowing your Bethesda game too, if you touched it, you would have done Oh. Yeah, but it dude, you'd get launched off that. A fucking map. That be it. Fucking it fucking rolls outside of the storage. What the fuck is happening? I'm like. They did curbside pickup I see.
Like this is this is back when I was playing on Xbox, back when, you know, I first started playing whatever I I would have loved just to see it hit an enemy and see what see if either would have done either nothing or collateral fucking damage see it hit. A wool? Nothing. It just. Disappears. It would have been. Funny to see it hit like a soft show. Wire lurk or one of the fucking con. Eds. Yeah, yeah. The other one that I thought of, actually, Brandon, I was playing with you recently and I was, I was playing the game, doing whatever.
I can't remember what, but I went to fast travel to you and you're over. I don't remember. I don't remember where you were at, but you were in like the kind of the starting area, the green area, whatever. I'm like, oh, you know, I'm just going to go visit Brandon, see what he's up to. I fast travel. I'm like, oh, OK, all right, so there's this, there's this scorched area. So I'm like, I'm not sure where I'm at, but you know, I'm going to find Brandon. I'm just my I fast travel and there's immediately a bunch of moles attacking me.
So I'm, I'm swinging my sledge trying to deal with these moles. I'm all right, all right, OK, well get get done with that. And I'm like, OK, I'll try time to find Brandon. Oh, cool. Where are you at, Brandon? Where are you at? Brandon, where you go? I checked the map, I teleported to the Ash Barons and that's in the bottom left of the map and. That's not where I'm at. No, not at all. Not even Cairo I In fact, I fast travelled away from him when I clicked on his name. It'd be like go here. The game's like Nah family.
Going to Brazil? Because I travelled to Brandon. He's like, what are you? What are you talking about? Moles? What do you whatever they were. Yeah, what are you talking about? Like, what do you mean? I checked the map?
What the fuck? Yeah, and you tried multiple times and you just kept going into the ash barrel. I know. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with this game? Todd Howard, you have to be explaining to do this. Is Death Claw. I think it happened one more time and then I'm like, all right, you know what, whatever it finally, it finally got me to you. Yes, but it was like after I don't know how many fucking times, like the game finally registered. Oh, you want to go see your friend? OK. Great, I know it's not a glitch, but I just got to say it was really fun killing each other.
Oh doubt. Yeah, especially with my knife. Dude, this motherfucker took me out and what was it? One hit or no not. Hits. No. I think it was like 3. Had to be 3 or 4. Dead. Yeah, I don't, I don't have I'm like level 20. I have maybe 25. I haven't played much since I last stop, but I had this knife where it was like, Oh yeah, it's like 30% faster. And on top of that, I'm doing a melee build so it's even faster and I'm. Here. And I'm like level over 200 at this point now. I got pretty good armor. Yeah, and I'm just tearing through his.
Fucking took me out man, like. Yeah, Brandon was like, what the fuck? He comes at me with his with his cold shoulder and just blame, blame. He's dead. You got you got assaulted by the Crick and by the 711. I never. Joined the fray too with tossing grenades and shit. Like holy shit. Oh my God. I love that weapon though. And I I I got 1. Stupid how fast it? Is I've got one for Fallout 30 God I have a clip of. It and. Jack was there to witness it. So I'm just walking along, you know, doing my thing, and I get to a certain point where there's like the subway and everything, you know, there's a bus over here.
And as I'm walking towards the bus, the bus moves a little bit and I'm like, that's weird. Like the buses usually don't. You know, move. I thought they're like a stationary object that can't move. Yeah, yeah. Silly me. So I go and as soon as I get close. Sidelined to you. No, at that ass would have been pretty funny. No, it's even funnier. I get as soon as I get close enough it eats itself up in the sky and it's just what is going on.
And I didn't get all of it in the clip, but it went so far. It. Eventually went out of existence behind a building and we're talking this is ace like the like the school bus. OK, it's. A stationary, if you would have blinked, if you if you would have missed it because it was so and it was on fire too. It like it's like, well, I guess I'm not going to school today. Fuck, it was stupid. You know, I should have thought about this when I saw it like jitter a little bit like, oh, no, because I mean, you know, like these the older Fallout games, you know, they're they're old games, they're old code.
You know you're running this on a new a new. Hardware. On a new system, you know, new operating system that you know is post how many years? Yeah, you know you're gonna have some fuck shit. Just I can imagine the cartoon sounds like the Skitter, like the. I guess you missed your bus. Okay, Leon. Okay, what a second opinion. I got to love those memes, by the way, for the for the Leon and different game series. These are so fucking funny, Yeah. What was like, oh, what would, what would Leon do in Dead Space?
Roundhouse kicks is Necromorph off the space station. He's like, well, I guess you're dead in space.
There's so many stupid What's with the backflips? Yeah, yeah, what the fuck is up with the 'cause there'll be ones where he like does a backflip and like it just says a quip. Stand round house kick with two flying. Yeah, wait. Where are we backflipping? That's so that that there is something very. Limber 50 year old man. So well, the whole backflipping thing, that's more to do with RE, RE4 Remake, yeah 'cause there's certain actions that all like, like let's say if you're fighting, it's called the Verdugo, he'll try to attack you with his tail.
And what you'll what you can do is you get a prompt and you press a button and you can dodge. Yeah, well, Leon will do a backflip over it. Yeah, which is pretty cool. Yeah. That that's, that's just him being extra. I mean, God, we like my favorite fucking scene from that game was when he was riding like going down the fucking. So the two roofs, Yeah. And he fucking lands on a zombie. Excuse. Me. Excuse me? I'm like you fucker. Like what the hell is? This zombies head with his momentum. Excuse me?
But then what also gets me is when he's fucking not doing Grace, coughing up blood and shit, you know, here's something wrong here, you know? And then fucking Grace asks him, are you OK? He's like, I feel like a billion bucks. As one, all over his fucking mouth. His mouth God. But that's that's more so. Like just the character. He and him, him not wanting to worry her, yeah, that's just, that's just how he is. That's how the character is. All right, back to glitches real quick. Do we have time for more?
I I have one more, yes. I've got 1. You got one too. Go, Mark. Yep, go. Do you remember Assassin's Creed Unity? How glitchy that fucking game was, Yeah, when it launched, that was bad. Emma and I waited for like a year after a launch to give it a try. It's still not good. I don't think it's still good anyways now. Yeah, it was just way too buggy. So I tried getting through the tutorial to join her and I'm like, OK, cool, going through like the multiplayer tutorial. OK, cool. I do a slide because you know, there's like the the things you can slide under on the ground level.
Yes. I get stuck in the middle of it. Nice. I am fully trapped in the middle of this. Like I guess it's like 2 team, two work benches that you can at least lay stuff down on for like, you know, for a sawing and shit like more courses. I'm stuck in between them. I can't slide and climb out. I'm technically not even in the map. We're we spent hours on this too, trying to get it to the point where we can actually play multiplayer together because we're like, oh, we at least want to try it out and see that we tried it.
Yeah, I got, I got, I got locked into place. I couldn't fucking do anything. That's that's great. That's fucking great. I'm. Like desperately looking at the NBCS, I'm like hell they. Just walk past you. Hey, you're fine. It will say if it's fine. I'm going to talk about one from Jack. OK, so he showed me a video of him playing, I think just cause two or three, whatever it was. Yeah, and there was one where he somehow got stuck at a porta potty. The door was wide open. He got stuck in a porta potty.
His bottom half was stuck in it. He can move his top half and whatever, and there's a grapple gun. Yeah. So he's trying to move. And one night he's like, Oh my God, Oh my God, I'm stuck. And so he looks at the NPC grapples, trying to get his body removed from or No, no, it was a table. That's what I was there just so happened to be a lady nearby trying to move. He's like, oh good heavens, just. Ocean Heavens. To get out of the fucking. Board of. I don't know why I can't, I can't remember all the details, but I, I, he sent me this over Xbox back when I was on, you know, Xbox instead of PC mainly.
And I rewatched it like four or five times, maybe more just dying of laughter because of how funny that like the setup was and the scene was. And no God, I'm sure he if I'm sure if he was here to talk, he would have plenty of stories of just dying light or not. Sorry not dying light, just cause or possibly skate even. He he's got somebody wait the last one I've got before we call it a raps. So Saints Row 4. So this happened pretty quickly, but you know, the collision in just the Saints Row games is funky.
I have literally gone through the bridges before by car. That shit was funny. But with 4 specifically, I was on a motorcycle and or motorbike, whatever. And I'm going, you know, all that good shit, you know, And then I come up to just a a a little like bump in the road. For some fucking reason, the fucking bike just goes to a dead stop on that fucking like little hill. OK, Just tink. I go flying off and my character smashes his face into a pole. Like it like for like the like the highway signs, the little thing here like.
And I look at my bike, my, my front tire is under the map. So you just see it. You know what? Is going on OK? I got one really similar to that, actually really short but really similar. I was playing the Crew back when the Crew 1 was like living whatever. Living. Yes, it was alive before it died. And there's, there's certain things you can do around the map. Well, this one was a delivery objective where you had to pretty much go to from point A to point B. Well, I'm in my, I think circuit hot rod or whatever because there's like hidden cars you can find around the map in the different sections of the map.
And they're all hot rods, which is my favorite type. So I'm like using this hot rod and whatnot and I'm driving whatever, going through a tunnel and as I am nearing the end of the tunnel, it just it's a blinding white light. For whatever fucking reason, it gets all dark and just here's the power of the sun. Anyway, that goes away for a little bit. I'm police are following me by the way. So I'm trying to outrun the police as well. And I'm driving on this highway trying to go down, go down, go down.
All of a sudden my car is in the road and police fly past. Me. Oh my God. And my, you can see an inch of the roof, that's how far down into the road. I. Was instant stop instant into the ground. I have never had a glitch like this. I was stuck. And if you pause, like you go to the map, it instantly stops the mission. But I can't do anything other else anyway. Yeah. Oh, what do I do? Yeah. So I pause and I go like, see the map, go back into the game, and then all the police cars are going whatever.
I'm like, we're looking around, seeing that. Just the roof of the car and maybe the spoiler too. Maybe why it was flat ground. It was perfectly flat, just it's like the crab 5 feet into the ground. The gravity changed to to like the sun's gravity. You fell in the secret garage. All right, I guess. Guess you want to wrap up here. Yeah, we're in an hour and 10 minutes. Oh my God. Good shit. Well, freaking yeah, man. Very good. Good. Well, thank you for joining us on this episode. Shut the fuck up.
Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. OK. I will throw that at. You. No, I don't wanna be throwing shit.
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