Funny Video Game Gliches

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0:29 Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck.

0:32 Yes, we had this plan beforehand.

0:34 Bunch of. Fuckers, 30 seconds.

0:41 Yeah. Shorter than that, it was like 2

0:45 seconds since the stir of the actual audio.

0:48 Yeah, honestly, it was like a new record.

0:50 I was ready to fucking press that button.

0:53 Maybe you should. I know it's tempting.

0:57 You're looking at it. I know.

0:59 Nah, we won't. Do it.

1:00 Oh, OK, we're already in this. We're going to suffer together.

1:05 Maybe. Suffering alone is boring.

1:11 No, no, yes, yeah, maybe. Oh, talking.

1:17 Anyways, let's talk about what we've been doing lately.

1:21 You 2GO. Oh all.

1:24 Right, we're going right. Bye guys.

1:26 See ya all right. We're.

1:27 Just going to leave this. This is going to be Brandon's

1:29 episode. And yeah, it was just.

1:31 Liquors, I didn't say you leave, you talk.

1:36 Oh, I. Guess you want to start, Nathan,

1:38 what you've been doing left leg. Over there.

1:41 Man, I've been doing a lot. I received my Terraria, the

1:44 board game board game from Kickstarter when I ordered it

1:50 two years ago. That was, it was fun punching

1:55 out all the pieces and sorting it out.

1:57 And it's, it's just so perfectly set up.

2:01 It's a, it's a labour of love. You can just tell opening the

2:04 box, it's a labour of love. I cannot wait to play it.

2:08 Me neither. It only goes with the four

2:09 players though, so not all all five of us.

2:14 Me, I'm a Brandon, Mark and Jack and whoever else can play.

2:18 We'll have to. We'll have to kick one to the

2:19 curb. You die.

2:24 Well, time to kick Mark to the curb.

2:26 Yep, I have been reading a book series called The Clockwork

2:33 Chimera by Scott Baron two years ago.

2:39 I read the first book when me and my girlfriend went to Myrtle

2:42 Beach and then I just I picked up the second book.

2:46 I'm going to read this now. So I read through the whole

2:49 thing. I remember how long it took me,

2:52 but it wasn't that long because over the weekend there was one

2:57 day where I'm like, I, I just, I just want to read.

3:01 So I booted up Balloons Star Defense 6 and played that

3:04 intermittently between playing and playing that and reading the

3:08 book, and I got through 200 pages in a day.

3:13 That was over half the book. Fuck yeah.

3:16 How the hell do you read that fast?

3:17 I can't. I can't.

3:18 Do you want to see how fast my wife reads?

3:21 Oh, I can see, Yeah. Yeah, the fucking through the

3:24 entire Twilight series in the couple of days.

3:28 Aren't those like thick ass books?

3:29 They're. Thick ass books.

3:31 Does she retain this information?

3:33 Holy. Shit, I mean granted I I was

3:36 playing a game while doing it too, so yeah, intermittently.

3:40 Yeah, but but still no. Emma reads through an entire

3:43 book series in the course of a weekend.

3:46 Christ. Fuck.

3:47 She her reading abilities is fucking amazing to me.

3:51 Yeah, that's that's a bit much for me.

3:52 I mean, I was also doing Terraria as well, like the

3:55 actual game, trying to get my terror Prisma.

3:58 So like at night I would go to catch the butterflies and during

4:01 the day after I finished all of my butterflies, I would just

4:04 read, yeah, yeah, I'm like, all right, what?

4:06 There's nothing to do. But yeah.

4:08 So I, I read the second book in a couple days.

4:11 Then I'm like, you know what, I want to read the first book

4:14 again because I kind of forgot what happened.

4:16 I knew what happened but I forgot a lot of details.

4:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I read through that and then

4:22 now I'm on book 3 within a week or two weeks, basically, Yeah.

4:31 So I've also been doing that. What about you, Mark?

4:36 Oh, I gotta say, sorry. Steel Ball Run Episode 1 came

4:40 out and it's it's so big. It's so it's literally peak.

4:49 Hey, take a look at the. So good dude.

4:52 It's the best part it it debuted with like a 9.8 yeah yeah out of

4:56 10 and the manga is the second highest rated manga of all time.

4:59 Oh wow. Yeah, it's good.

5:03 It's good. How about you, Mr. Bread?

5:06 What have you been up to lately? Well, I'm going through a couple

5:14 more playthroughs. Resident Evil also start playing

5:21 or I have gotten deep into was that Poktopia or whatever I

5:25 fucking call it. Pokopia.

5:26 Pokopia, Yeah, there's so much to fucking do.

5:35 What is? It is it like an Animal

5:36 Crossing? Animal Crossing for kind of

5:39 Minecraft. Yeah, that's how I would

5:41 describe it. Just watching Emma play it,

5:43 it's, it's strange. You can build anything you

5:47 fucking want dude. Like it's and, and there's, I

5:50 forget how many areas there are, but 'cause there's areas that

5:54 are sectioned off, there's like your first area where you start

5:59 the game and then you after you get the habitat together and all

6:02 that, you can go to the next area, which is like a beach area

6:04 with like houses and all kinds of shit.

6:07 Essentially the the main promise of the game is that there was

6:10 like some sort of ecological collapse and all the humans have

6:16 left. It's leaving you as a Ditto who

6:20 can form into a human to try to rebuild all the ecology areas.

6:24 It's, it's actually way sadder than it sounds like.

6:31 I mean, it's like how it sounds. It's all fucked up, but it's

6:33 sad. Oh no.

6:35 Because I mean, yeah, everybody's fucking dead.

6:39 Every everybody's either dead or just left.

6:42 Like there's no humans at all. So that's why I just, I scroll

6:46 Twitter so I get paid some knowledge.

6:48 And there was a post that was basically, yeah, This is why we

6:53 don't allow humans in Pokeytopia.

6:55 Yeah, I'm like. What?

6:57 Yeah, that's exactly fucking why?

6:58 Yeah, it's really fucked up, but.

7:01 It's you see a lot of the old Pokemons sort of dealing with

7:05 the fact that their trainers are gone, like a.

7:10 That's a bit much. Like a The professor is a

7:14 tangela that's got AATM in its hair and it's wearing shattered

7:19 glasses. Oh no, besides like that, it's

7:24 like the story itself, yeah, it's, it's sad as shit, but the

7:28 game playing and everything is, well, it's Pokémon is super

7:31 cute. You know, once you get things

7:33 going, everything comes back to life.

7:36 And it's like lively. All of the Pokémon have their

7:39 own different personalities and, and, and all that shit.

7:44 And they're also useful for like, Grass types can help you

7:48 grow stuff, fire types can light stuff.

7:50 It's kind of weird blend of it brings in the PAL world sort of

7:54 automation system. Yeah, I have.

7:56 No, I have no idea what that looks like.

7:58 I, I like have literally just been like building up the

8:03 Pokémon centers because they're centers you have to build and

8:06 everything is in real time. So like Animal Crossing.

8:10 So like the the Pokémon Centre, if you get all the resources and

8:14 have enough Pokémon to build it, and there's also specific

8:19 Pokémon that can help you build the centre, it can take an

8:22 entire day. So it it kind of forces you to

8:27 OK, go do something else or stop playing.

8:30 Just time manage. Probably better played in spurts

8:33 just like animal. Yeah, 'cause you'll burn

8:35 yourself out if you don't, but it's, it's really cute.

8:41 Ditto. Especially like yeah he looks

8:43 weird as fuck. Is he?

8:45 Is it the Ditto? The one that cannot.

8:49 I. Completely.

8:50 The one with the dots and a smile.

8:52 Yep. Yeah, you look at his face as a

8:54 human and it's like. It's fuck, it's just dot dot

8:58 smile. I love the arms flailing behind

9:03 it as it's running. Yeah, I love how that one Ditto

9:07 completely transform how Ditto completely works.

9:11 Yeah. 'Cause it was just in the anime.

9:14 Dittos are able to completely transform, you can't tell them

9:17 apart from an actual Pokémon. Yeah, that one.

9:20 Ditto. Just could not do faces change

9:24 dittos forever. The entire species is now.

9:27 Just. Ditto face.

9:29 But it it's, it's funny because yeah, with your Ditto, he

9:33 transforms into his trainer. That's messed up.

9:37 It because he misses him, right? Or her.

9:39 Or you know what? Depending on what your who your

9:41 trainer is. And it's funny, I actually found

9:46 a because there's like little lore pieces that can, you can go

9:50 pick up there like either pages or like like a tablet looking

9:53 thing that give you kind of lore on like the area and all that

9:55 crap. Well, apparently I picked up a

10:01 notebook in my Pokémon centre that I built, I had built and it

10:06 was from my trainer, the Dittos trainer, because I had like the

10:12 name of like I, well, I named myself Brandon because, you

10:15 know, originality and I'm reading this, it had my name in

10:19 it. And it's like, oh, OK, so this

10:22 is from my trainer. That's cool.

10:23 This is depressing. The IT, it really all, all the

10:29 games really about is just getting all the habitats back

10:32 together because there's certain habitats that you have to create

10:35 in order to have these Pokémon start coming up.

10:39 And you're, you're really just rebuilding the areas brick by

10:42 brick brick. It's, it's a, it's really cute

10:46 and you can get lost in it because like I said, there's so

10:49 much to do, like. Lost doesn't like lost in the

10:52 sauce or lost doesn't. Where am I?

10:54 Pretty much both. I mean this.

10:56 Lost in the sauce, this. Is a game that has rail lines in

10:58 it. So like you could you could

11:01 build your own rail curt system? I don't you getting like

11:04 actually lost is not not really possible.

11:08 I mean, I was going to say once you kind of learn the area.

11:10 And they're not big areas either.

11:13 I mean, I, I don't know, I haven't played.

11:15 No, the the getting actually lost is not really a thing.

11:18 No, it's. It's way too straightforward.

11:22 It's like seeing all the megastructures people have been

11:24 building already. Oh yeah, yeah, if you've got the

11:26 materials and shit, which you get a fuck ton of crap because

11:29 you can, I didn't know this, but you can.

11:33 When you're picking stuff up, you can instead of just like

11:38 picking shit up 1 by 1, you can actually hold.

11:40 I think it's why and Ditto will open its mouth and suck in like

11:45 Kirby and it looks fucking hilarious.

11:52 It's stupid dumb. It's so dumb, but it's so good.

11:59 And you can also do farming. Could you get different like

12:02 abilities to use? So like watering and all that

12:05 crap. Yeah.

12:08 No, I I like it. It's fun.

12:10 It's a little fun little game that play like every day, but

12:14 you can put just some small time into it and then go like do

12:18 something else. It's always nice to have one of

12:19 those games a little a day. Like I said, they kind of force

12:24 you to like, you know, take a break because when you get to a

12:28 certain point, you know, But yeah, I can't wait to see a lot

12:33 more on like what people are going to do because you can, you

12:36 can build literally fucking anything you want.

12:38 Want to build a Dick? Go for it.

12:41 In that case I I saw a screenshot on Twitter and I'm

12:46 not sure what game it is, but you're saying this makes me

12:49 think it's Pokeytopia. Somebody built the twin towers

12:53 in a sum game and I'm not sure. Where it probably was.

12:56 Probably was, to be quite honest with you, probably was.

13:01 It. Yeah, it had to have been.

13:02 I mean somebody built the Saurons tower and the TikTok.

13:07 So funny. Shit.

13:10 Like I said, it's like Minecraft Animal Crossing.

13:13 Together. It's literally that open-ended.

13:15 And when you think about that, you put those two together, that

13:17 actually kind of makes a lot of sense in a way, because like

13:21 Animal Crossing, you can't just build shit, you know, fucking

13:25 block by block. And this you can.

13:28 And it's just really weird to see.

13:29 Ditto. Just fucking spit the shit out.

13:33 There's also people turning their habitats into slave labor

13:37 camps too. Yeah, you can do that.

13:41 Yeah, it's literally. They turn them into pretty much

13:45 giant factories where they just produce shit.

13:50 Yeah, it it's. You won't be seeing me doing

13:52 that to my Pokémon. I love them too much.

13:55 Well, what about you, Ajizmo? What have you been doing?

13:58 I've got the itch to play marathon.

14:02 I've been playing mostly marathon.

14:05 Yes he has. I'd be joining but I I might try

14:09 again but my Internet the way it's been.

14:13 Jesus fucking rubber band city. I'm not sure what the Hell's

14:18 been going on with your Internet.

14:19 It's been. I don't fucking know man.

14:21 This. Is like the first couple of

14:23 times you were completely fine. Yeah, and all of a sudden now

14:26 it's just all fucky. You know that's weird.

14:30 Internet just takes a shit on you and hasn't recovered since.

14:34 Like we're going to need to call Spectrum and I might start

14:36 screaming at somebody to. Pay your Internet bill.

14:39 What for Half of it? Like it's, it's fucking stupid.

14:43 We can reset everything and it'll be fine for a little while

14:46 and then all of a sudden the fucking upload speed tanks.

14:50 It can go from where? Usually like 11 megabits.

14:53 It's not a lot or megabytes per second.

14:55 It'll drop to like fucking 10 my and when I try loading a fucking

15:00 podcast episode, it gets to a certain point and then freezes

15:04 Yeah, and I'm like someone is going to die.

15:08 I'm. I'm a little bit of a side

15:11 tangent here. We want to apologize because

15:14 that that's actually the reason why we're struggling to get

15:18 light year episodes up on the YouTube channel.

15:20 We got, we got. Well, 1 is already up.

15:22 There's three more, but yeah, the with the Internet and these

15:25 being kind of big files, I just, I, I'm shit out a lot.

15:29 I. I tried taking it from your

15:31 guys's cloud server too and I just couldn't grab it.

15:33 Yeah, it just got failing. Yeah.

15:35 So until we figure that out, we're kind of.

15:38 We're kind of just Sol right now.

15:39 Yeah. In the meantime, we're going to

15:42 be working on trying to fix that, but you guys all have to

15:44 bear with us with that. And we're going to probably also

15:47 try to try to record some more of it too.

15:50 I don't care about having a lot in the pipeline.

15:53 It's just right now it's, you know, with my brother working

15:56 from home, I don't want to take the Internet away from him any

15:59 more than what it's doing to its fucking self.

16:01 Yeah, fair. Like we're we're looking at.

16:04 Getting no judgement there. We'll just, we'll work around

16:07 it. We want to get Google Fiber.

16:10 We just got to my dad does not want a another hole in the

16:14 house, but we're kind of like it's either that or no Internet.

16:21 So it's your decision, right? But it's his house, so

16:25 respectfully. Respectfully, yeah.

16:28 But we're we're, we're kind of looking at that hopefully if we

16:31 do do it when the weather breaks and everything.

16:34 I've been, I've been waiting for it to just be nice, even if it's

16:37 raining, just not go below. 40, Yeah, it's almost here.

16:42 I mean, today's spring. Happy spring.

16:44 Yeah. Spring Steam sale.

16:46 Oh yeah, I keep looking at that. In terms of recording, this

16:51 episode yesterday has started. Yes, and it's also been six

16:56 years since Animal Crossing or New Horizons came out.

17:01 Yes, I didn't even know it released in spring.

17:04 You want to know what else means?

17:06 Means that it's almost six years since Dewey Eternal came out.

17:10 Yes, it is also six years for Doom.

17:13 Holy shit. Feeling old?

17:18 Yeah. Yeah, my back's feeling old.

17:21 There was something that just it is 20th anniversary.

17:24 I don't know what it is. It's on the tip of my tongue.

17:31 Came out in 22,006. Minecraft.

17:37 No, that was. 8 at least. Yeah, that that was at least

17:41 recession. Anyway, that's all right.

17:46 If you think of it, just holler we'll.

17:49 Yeah, I want. To get dating and also in two

17:52 days which is Sunday, it would be the 30th anniversary of

17:58 Resident Evil officially. I don't remember it being the

18:01 22nd of March, but. Memories of fickle thing.

18:06 Yeah, it really fucking is. But for today, our episode is

18:15 glitches that Made You Laugh in Video Games.

18:20 So anything that's, you know, not supposed to happen and it's

18:22 really fucking funny. Who's up?

18:27 Who wants to go? You want me to go, Mr. Ethan?

18:30 Yes, I want you to go. Oh fuck yeah, I've been wanting

18:33 to talk about this for a little while.

18:36 OK, one of the first glitches I want to talk about today comes

18:39 from the good old console version of Terraria.

18:43 Yeah, it's so way back in the day when my brother played a lot

18:48 with us, we decide we're like, oh, yeah, we can just try to get

18:52 rid of a lot of the lava in hell and I'll just make it a lot

18:55 easier to to traverse. And so we're like, cool, cool,

19:00 cool. So we start drilling down

19:02 underneath the ocean, start making a channel for all the

19:05 water to come out. Oh Jesus Christ.

19:08 Ethan knows where I'm going with this now.

19:10 I. Do now, yeah.

19:14 But essentially we we dig it just a straight channel all the

19:18 way down from underneath the ocean and we're like, OK, cool.

19:23 So we start filling up hell with water and we're like, OK, it'll

19:28 just spread out and dissipate. It starts filling up more.

19:32 It starts filling up more. It starts filling up more, you

19:37 know, like, this is a lot more water than we thought.

19:40 When you get to the surface, actually, the center of the

19:43 ocean is completely barren, and it's just infinite water spewing

19:48 in from the side to the point where it doesn't even recognize

19:53 that it's a fucking ocean anymore.

19:57 And hell, is like half full of water.

20:00 Yeah. The fuck?

20:02 They drained the ocean. We drained the ocean.

20:05 Into. Hell, and we actually flooded

20:08 Hell. What we what?

20:11 We plugged it up too. For some reason the water

20:14 wouldn't refill. Yeah, you'll never guess what

20:16 happens next. You want to talk about it?

20:22 I don't really remember, but I just remember the ocean being

20:26 gone. Yeah, so the next thing Mark's

20:31 brother did was look up a little things like how do we fix this?

20:35 How do we fix this? I guess there's a there's timers

20:38 in the game and there's a certain way you can set it up

20:40 to. Where all this places?

20:42 And picks back up box he plugged, he's plugged the ocean

20:47 on the far left of the screen, plugged it.

20:50 It was just a 2 block white hole, whatever.

20:52 And then he's like all right, let me set this up.

20:54 Sets up, starts it. The ocean was filled.

21:00 The ocean was back. Suddenly, not only did he drain

21:06 the ocean, he failed the ocean. What the fuck?

21:14 That map was so cursed oh God. Is that the map where we killed

21:19 Akram? I think so.

21:23 Fuck I just remember helping half flooded with water.

21:28 We kind of had to to cut off half, failed to preserve it.

21:34 Because you don't want to drown all of hell.

21:36 You're like what the fuck? That's fucked up.

21:43 That was honestly amazing. I never saw that ever happen

21:46 again in Terraria. I was like, how the hell I.

21:48 Actually have a similar story. OK, All right, go ahead.

21:51 So this was in Calamity. I did the exact thing that you

21:56 talked about a little a few episodes ago where I went to the

22:00 Abyss and I'm like, all right, let me just do this.

22:02 I just drilled up. I had the equipment, so I was

22:05 fine. So I drilled up and I got,

22:07 there's a chest all the way at the bottom and I just like, and

22:10 went in there and got all the stuff and like, you know, came

22:12 back out. Whatever.

22:13 I left it like that. Oh, no, you left the hole open.

22:16 Yeah, I left it like that. And I, I whisked away whatever,

22:20 at some point very far in the future, I come back and I, I

22:25 plugged up the hole in the bottom.

22:26 But you go down to hell, there's water in hell and it doesn't

22:32 make sense 'cause they'll be building, there's buildings in

22:36 hell, right? Yeah.

22:37 So some, some levels and buildings are like up here,

22:40 other with the water level between the buildings are like

22:42 up here, then like some are like down here and it's back up to

22:45 here again. And it's like this is on the far

22:49 left side of the screen. How did water get over the

22:54 building and be up here and then, you know, down?

22:56 It was like the way that the water was just didn't make

23:00 sense. How are water levels different

23:02 in hell? It wasn't an even water line.

23:06 No, it was it was different. And how did it get all the way

23:10 across hell like that? Yeah, really.

23:12 That's, well, I guess it's hell. If I remember correctly, is that

23:16 the run through where you kind of removed a bunch of the water

23:20 from? Yes, the Abyss.

23:23 From the abyss we had to go down into a dry layer and get lots of

23:28 water. Well, The thing is the the abyss

23:30 kind of refills itself with water.

23:33 OK, kind of kind of. But the abyss is actually more

23:38 dangerous without water. Yeah.

23:42 Makes sense? Because it doesn't matter what

23:46 equipment you have, it will suffocate you.

23:49 Oh yeah, it's that one thing. Yeah, your toe could touch it.

23:53 Yeah, so, so we found that out starting the playthrough

23:57 because, well, I can't. We'll just skip to a lot of the

24:00 end game loot with the Abyss. Well, no, that's not what I'm

24:03 talking. About I know, I know, but but we

24:05 just would completely squished liquor grapes as we touched it

24:09 the one time. But The thing is though, if if

24:11 there's no water, it's the air that'll kill you for some

24:14 reason. No, no matter how much equipment

24:16 you have, it'll just be like, until you hit water, then you're

24:21 safe. Yeah, at a certain point in the

24:23 abyss, like you have to have water there.

24:26 For a seamless transition, it became a gauntlet trying to get

24:31 to the same part of the abyss. Yeah, it was bad.

24:35 Dying left and right, I'm assuming, yeah.

24:41 Yeah, so don't. Fuck with the abyss, yeah.

24:43 Apparently leave the abyss alone, don't mess with it.

24:47 So what does the abyss look like, just in case?

24:50 Oh, you'll. You'll know.

24:51 You'll know. You'll know it.

24:53 Hey, is that the abyss? Yeah.

24:56 You actually go pretty far down before you hit the abyss, yeah.

24:59 So you'll you'll know. You will know when you see it in

25:02 the map. Is this past hell?

25:04 No. It it it.

25:06 Stops at hell. It replaces an ocean.

25:09 OK. OK, Yeah, you will.

25:11 You will see it underground though, you know you'll know

25:13 when you're there. OK.

25:16 Just don't go into it. Leave it alone.

25:22 Oh, you're splat. Fucking Christ.

25:29 That'll be a learning experience for you and be like, oh hey,

25:32 what's this? It's.

25:34 Fucking. Dead brain to depressurize I.

25:37 Think I found the abyss. Yes.

25:43 Well, I guess for me, one of the ones for me is in Phasmo.

25:49 You can, I think it's was it Willow?

25:53 Willow St. I think so.

25:56 It's. Willow Street map in the

26:00 basement, you can go find like a shovel.

26:02 And what you can do is you pick the shovel up and since the

26:06 ceiling is kind of low, when you're standing here with the

26:10 shovel and you just let go of it, it actually gets lodged into

26:13 the ceiling and it's and it starts going in a circle.

26:18 And if you do it, you'll hear like tink, tink, tink, tink,

26:21 tink, tink. You know, if somebody else does

26:23 it, you won't hear it, but you'll see it.

26:25 And Emma would just keep on fucking doing that.

26:28 And you can even do it in the truck.

26:30 The truck, it would just be fucking sticking out that shit.

26:32 Does it deal any damage? No.

26:35 OK. It literally just grabs onto the

26:37 object physics and it just starts.

26:39 Yeah, it just starts freaking out and it's like, what the fuck

26:42 is this shit? Like is this how we defend

26:44 ourselves from the ghost? The radar has been set up.

26:51 There's and it's, I don't think it's Willow, but it's it's

26:54 another map. The the The thing is, you had to

26:58 be on a map with short enough ceilings in order for it to

27:00 work. Yeah, because.

27:01 Otherwise it won't grab it. But you can always take the

27:03 shovel to the fucking truck. There you go.

27:06 Yeah, You know, put it in front of the fucking.

27:09 Like, you can actually put it in front of the computer.

27:11 And if somebody goes on the computer, you'll see the shovel.

27:14 And it's like, could you get your shovel out of the way?

27:16 Try to record shit. Continue.

27:21 There's ghost orbs. Come on man, give motherfucker

27:23 to chick. I'm trying to get a dots video

27:26 of the ghost. Fuck you.

27:29 I hate getting. Dots.

27:31 Videos. Fuck that shit.

27:32 You want a cracker controller? That's a way.

27:34 Is that the lighter shit? Like the green, it's the green

27:37 dots. OK, I don't know how that

27:38 actually worked. Yeah, the the problem is, is

27:40 that it just doesn't happen that often and.

27:43 When it does, you have a very limited amount of time you've

27:46 got. Like 40 seconds to actually get

27:48 a recording. That's another thing, this FAZ

27:50 MO, I love you to death, but your shit's glitchy as fuck

27:53 right now. Now, I understand that they're

27:57 getting ready to push the game out of early access to one point

28:00 O this year. Yeah, so they're, you know,

28:03 working on stuff. But there's another thing with

28:10 Phasmo that's not like, it's kind of funny, but also kind of

28:14 like, what the fuck? One of the maps, I forget which

28:18 one, this map in particular, the truck is very close to the

28:24 house. OK.

28:26 Yeah. And I think.

28:28 This is like edge view or something.

28:29 Edge view, Yeah, yeah. And the the side of the truck

28:34 that's facing the house has the crucifix on them.

28:37 And I guess this one time me and Emma were playing, we're going

28:42 the house and what not. We're literally in the room that

28:45 is right by the truck, and I go on the truck and I notice the

28:53 other crucifix that's in the truck has burned and I'm like,

28:58 what Shit. These things are active while

29:02 they're in the truck. Emma's like, what?

29:07 So yeah, apparently it's good. If you play on Edgefield, take

29:10 the crucifix. Both of them.

29:13 Like throw it on the other side of the fucking Rd.

29:15 Or yeah, just throw it on the on the other side of the truck.

29:17 Yeah, just to keep them away 'cause this has happened more

29:20 than once. Yeah.

29:21 And it's like, what the fuck, man?

29:23 It it's because the I guess the, the area for yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:37 That's all I have to say on that.

29:38 No, no, Yep. The the the actual area for the

29:42 crucifixes are cones. Yes, yeah, they're like this

29:45 like circle. Yeah, you see a circle on the

29:48 ground, but realistically it's just a giant.

29:50 Cone. Not cone a cylinder.

29:53 Yes, that. 'D be the best shape for it, and

29:56 because that that that room's so close to the truck, parts of

30:01 that zone just happens to be in that room.

30:04 Yeah. And it's like, you know, I like

30:07 it. That's kind of something that I

30:10 guess I, I'd say I don't really, I don't blame the developers for

30:13 because that's just something that you really wouldn't know

30:16 until it happens. Yeah.

30:18 Which I have a feeling that's going to be fixed in one point.

30:21 O yeah, They're pushing a lot of crap.

30:23 Yeah, they're, they're pushing a lot of mapper works because I

30:26 think now that they're going to one point O they need to stop

30:29 using the free assets. So.

30:33 I think that's what they said that they were.

30:34 Doing it's not the free assets, but I guess they're these maps.

30:38 Emma could explain it better, but essentially these maps that

30:43 they built, I guess we're using assets that I guess we're not

30:49 allowed to be used if you're going to push your game into one

30:52 point O. So they've had to go and rework

30:56 these maps to be able to do that.

30:58 Guess it's a requirement. Gotcha.

31:01 Yeah, that's why I like Tanglewood just got updated,

31:03 which kind of sucks because I, I like the old Tanglewood that's

31:07 like one of the starter maps, one of the smaller ones.

31:10 Now it's like kind of a, oh, what is it like a 90s or 80s

31:15 type? It's a 90s style home now.

31:18 Yeah, it's like the real, like be everything's beige and shit

31:21 and it's like an old lady's house.

31:25 Or some shit. That that the the map is

31:31 definitely like it's layout is pretty much the same, but it's,

31:36 you know, just kind of different shaped.

31:39 Yeah, like think things are different, different.

31:42 Shapes different textures. Is the map a glitch?

31:49 I think it was at one point there was something wrong with

31:50 it. Yeah, probably.

31:53 I mean, there's the if I want to go ahead and go on a tangent

31:56 here, there's that one time you and Emma get stuck on a fucking

31:59 towel in the high school. What the fuck?

32:04 I forgot about that. Yeah, in the IT was one of the

32:08 locker rooms and that this fucking towel is right, right

32:11 next to a bench. And Emma, I guess, got stuck on

32:16 it. And I went in and I saw her and

32:18 she couldn't move. And she, she's like, I don't

32:21 know what the fuck to do. I'm like, huh, that's kind of

32:23 weird. So I go over there and I'm like,

32:25 oh, yeah, I'm not getting stuck. Get stuck.

32:29 And what made this so much worse?

32:31 Like we're on the the high school map, which is a large map

32:37 and literally the ghost would not come to us and kill us.

32:45 No, it decides to kill Mark. That was free.

32:49 And I'm like, why is this? Oh my.

32:52 And we could hear it hunting, too.

32:54 It probably couldn't pathfind to you.

32:56 I guess not. Like I just didn't know where we

32:58 were. You guys just no longer existed.

33:00 It's like what the fuck? Because like I said, you can

33:02 hear it. The ghost is like above you.

33:04 You can hear a real heavy bass and shit.

33:09 Nope, Jack's watching us on the camera.

33:13 We're just stuck and you know, and, and The thing is that sucks

33:18 is since we were stuck and we could not get out or die, It was

33:22 it was game breaking. It was ending because you can't

33:25 leave in the truck. That's straight up a soft lock.

33:28 It's it literally was because you cannot leave until everybody

33:33 and not including a person that's dead is on the truck.

33:36 So you. Can all the all living team

33:38 members have to be on the truck in order?

33:39 To so we're like what the fuck? Bullshit.

33:47 I still love the game. I mean, I got one.

33:50 What you got, it's really fucking stupid.

33:53 So there was a point in time, me and Jack, we're playing games

33:57 together like they pretty much exclusively.

33:59 Yeah. And it was either a Game Pass or

34:05 Games with Gold at this point where there was a game I believe

34:10 called Toy Box Turbos. You guys have played micro

34:13 missions? Yeah.

34:14 Yeah. It's basically the same thing,

34:16 except for this time you can choose whatever car you want.

34:19 There was like a Mars. There was like a not maybe not a

34:23 Mars, but there was like a a space Rover.

34:25 There was just a truck and like the Rover had like a swear

34:31 painter or whatever on top that can make it glide when it

34:35 jumped. There was a drag race car which

34:38 is really fast but turned like shit and what not.

34:41 So and there's different maps too, obviously.

34:46 So and in order to get in order to lock these characters, you

34:48 have to go to the campaign. Well, we both did that and there

34:52 is one map in particular. It's a kitchen sink in which all

34:59 it is, it's a circuit. It's literally a circuit.

35:02 You go down a straight, do 180, go down another straight 180 and

35:07 you're back at the start. Tear counter, tear counter.

35:17 And I don't know what the fuck happened.

35:20 Now that this follows micro machines logic where if you're a

35:23 head and the person falls off screen, they die.

35:26 Yeah, OK. I see.

35:28 But we both chose the drag race car and we chose this map and

35:35 we're just like, fuck it, got it full speed ahead.

35:40 It was a point in time where after the 180, there's kind of a

35:44 checkpoint. So if you that's where you would

35:46 restart if it were to die. And then there was, I think it

35:51 was a sink with a line of sponges, I believe.

35:55 And you can fall off the sponges into the sink.

35:57 And that's another way to die if you fall off the map too.

36:00 OK. So it was the game was like, all

36:05 right, 321 go, I went ahead. Jack kind of fell off the fell

36:12 off into the sink, but I went ahead, I exploded, I was ahead.

36:17 So I was like, wait, what just happened?

36:20 And then Jack dies while he was in the sink.

36:23 So then the game restarts us back at the checkpoint and then

36:26 I explode by the timer 'cause it's like respawn.

36:39 Sorry, you're not allowed to play.

36:42 That's awesome. That's fantastic.

36:51 We're. Like we're done.

36:54 We're done. OK.

36:59 OK, like I didn't. Even get a chance to fucking

37:02 move. Neither of us did, not even the

37:03 countdown. It's just.

37:06 All right, OK, whatever. All righty.

37:12 That's great. Well, you got another one, Mark.

37:19 Yeah, yeah, I've got a, I've got a small visual glitch.

37:23 I don't know if you saw it when I was playing through it, but I

37:27 had a playthrough of a Jedi Survivor about a year or two ago

37:33 it. Was the rain core.

37:39 We don't talk about the rain core.

37:41 I played my first play through on Grandmas too.

37:43 Yeah, and I stumbled upon that ass.

37:47 Fuck that shit, but go. On man, I can't believe I was

37:52 stubborn enough to get through it.

37:54 Yeah, I gave you credit. Hey, it gave me the IT gave me

37:58 the ability to break defenses faster.

38:03 So I'm I'm not complaining too much, but it was just.

38:06 Give me the ability to break the game.

38:08 Pretty much turned it for. Fucking relentless man it.

38:11 It made it a lot easier, I'll tell you that.

38:14 Well, yeah. Oh yeah.

38:15 But no, I got to the location on Jeddah the the the abandoned

38:22 temple that's there and I think I have this somewhere saved on

38:28 my Xbox files, but I'm looking out and I'm just sitting down

38:34 eating for a quick moment before I get back into it.

38:37 I'm looking out over the scenery and I see a fucking rectangle

38:43 just appear off the side of the screen.

38:45 And I'm like, oh, that's odd. So I start streaming it to show

38:49 Ethan and Jack. I'm like, hey guys, something's

38:52 not wrong and something's not right here.

38:55 And then there's more rectangles and more rectangles I heard of.

39:04 I remember that I heard of rectangles coming across the

39:08 screen. Like what the fuck is that?

39:13 It's like, just a giant swarm of like, like, like, you know, the

39:18 size of like African wildebeest horns.

39:21 Yes. It's like that, just moving

39:23 across the screen, just the grass and the game were just

39:28 breaking. Like what the fuck of?

39:30 Course it's Jedi survived for this shit.

39:33 The hell. I have it somewhere saved.

39:38 It's fucking hilarious. It's just, it's like dark grey,

39:42 Gray opaque blots. Wow, they do.

39:46 They do Move in herds. Move in herds.

39:50 Those are my exact words. Just the entire just it.

39:59 It's not even just by me. It's the entire just.

40:02 Background. All the scenery is just covered

40:06 in just moving rectangles. Oh my God, that that kind of

40:11 reminds me of 1. So I was playing Doom 2016.

40:17 Oh no and you guys you guys know the upgrade boxes, right?

40:19 The ones that you have to catch. So there's one where there's a

40:23 checkpoint that happens because there's one right in front of

40:25 you as soon as you walk up to it, it flies away yes.

40:29 So I'm like, all right, because I walk up to it and flies away.

40:32 I'm like, wait a minute, wait, wait a minute, restart

40:35 checkpoint. So now I'm sprinting up to it

40:39 now and I, I press X as it flies away like sorry, before it gets

40:43 a chance to fly away. So I'm like, I don't know what

40:46 I'm doing because it's I'm moving.

40:49 I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I'm just, I'm

40:51 just moving. I'm like, what is happening

40:53 again? I was like trying to move the

40:55 camera, move my controls. Nothing was happening and I was

41:00 just the air. I can't do anything.

41:03 I pause the game. OK, I can unpause it.

41:07 I'm still moving. I go up to like a ledge, and

41:11 there's supposed to be enemies that you're fighting in here,

41:12 right? But I go up to the ledge and

41:15 that's where the drone stops. But then all of a sudden the UI

41:19 just goes from from behind me so I can see it.

41:24 I'm like, I was in the upgrade menu this whole time.

41:30 This drone carried me so so I I I was like, I guess I'll take

41:36 the heavy rockets, fuck it 'cause I'm the heavy, that's all

41:39 rifle Yeah. And it just dropped down,

41:41 spawning in the enemies. I'm like, ha, I gotta look up.

41:43 I'm like, ha, I guess I was supposed to traverse up there

41:46 after the fight. But you know, we're good now.

41:48 We're good because because the drone was on top of a container,

41:56 so I had to jump onto the container first before it, you

41:59 know, ran away. I'm I was surprised I got it,

42:01 you know, second try, but like first try after thinking about

42:04 I'm like, I wonder if I can that I just do it.

42:06 I'm like what is happening? What is happening?

42:09 The the fact that the drone I was locked onto the drone.

42:14 It was so fucking funny. What?

42:23 The fuck it wouldn't like 2 story?

42:25 I'm thinking like that virtual insanity dance for you.

42:28 Just kind of slide. I'll have to like I'll have to

42:36 play Doom 2016, get to that mission and show you guys if it

42:40 if it still works. Because I I bet it still does.

42:44 Because I I mean, I played 2016 way after it came out, so it's

42:47 probably still. It was so fucking funny.

42:49 Yeah, press X and just. Yeah.

42:54 I'm not sure what it would have happened had I had I like seen

42:57 the UI and like selected something while I was mid

43:01 flight. I don't know what would have.

43:02 Happened. Time to experiment.

43:05 Like the camera was turning too as the drone was turning as

43:08 well. It was weird.

43:10 This drone literally carried me. Yeah, I know the one, Mr.

43:17 Brandon. So it's not on the list, but I

43:20 don't know if I can actually consider this like.

43:23 You better glitch. You better.

43:25 But it might. It might as well fucking be 1.

43:28 You better, or else we're cutting this out of the.

43:30 Nope. Yep.

43:33 For the listeners back at home, he's currently flipping off

43:36 Ethan. Well, Ethan's also flipping off

43:38 Brandon and now I'm being flipped off too.

43:44 My have the times changed and Brandon's now flipping off

43:48 himself? There's so I'm never, I'm never

43:55 doing this, I'm never playing this, but there's a insanity

44:00 difficulty in RE-9. OK, that's like I, I, I want to

44:08 do a little bit more research on this.

44:10 Like it's a very difficult, like it's, it's, it's basically kind

44:14 of unfair in a way. But I don't know if it's as hard

44:19 as RE-8's Village of Shadows difficulty that if you want to

44:28 have a bad time, that's a way to do it.

44:32 It's like stupid difficult. But why with this difficulty, I

44:39 guess the enemies are faster. You know, all that crap.

44:41 Well, there's a fucking clip. I saw that in the the care

44:45 center, when you get to a certain point, you have to run

44:49 away from that big fat guy, Chuck, Chuck, whatever his name

44:52 is, and he keeps telling you not to fuck with him.

44:55 Literally what he says, this big fucking baby guy.

44:59 Well, you know, he's having a heart.

45:00 Like in the regular difficulties he when he's moving through

45:03 those small hallways, he's so big that he gets, you know, it

45:05 takes him a minute. You know, not insanity.

45:08 It doesn't. This.

45:10 Does it? Go from like watching something

45:14 just trying to claw its way towards you into like Spirited

45:20 away from Studio Ghibli where it's just no face running

45:23 through the fucking hallway. Yeah, it's boring itself.

45:26 Literally, literally, I, I got to see if I can find this clip.

45:30 But like, Chuck sees, I guess the guy that's playing, you

45:34 know, and at first he's kind of like, you know, going a little

45:37 slow. And then he runs down the

45:40 hallway like he's Sonic, like, like, Oh, my God, This might as

45:49 well be a glitch. I don't know if it actually is.

45:52 I think that's actually what's supposed to happen.

45:54 Yeah. That's why I said this is kind

45:55 of unfair. Yeah.

45:57 But if you've played the game enough, you'll know how to get

45:59 around. Yeah.

46:00 But yeah. Yeah, I'm like, Oh my God.

46:02 It was like a jump scare, dude. Like, and his movements didn't

46:06 change, like his actual regular movements as he's trying to get

46:09 himself through. No, it's like, Oh my.

46:12 God. And you're just dead.

46:16 That that's it. Just take.

46:18 Like. Fucking steamroll of this

46:22 anything. That was, in his way, gone.

46:29 God this game is stupid. God.

46:35 I've got two really quick. Go.

46:37 For it so. These.

46:41 Are both Bungie just just stuff that goes on with Bungie games

46:46 from time to time? So for some reason in Destiny as

46:52 well as Marathon, apparently Bungie's flying mechanics for

46:58 some of their ships is really weird because the the vehicles

47:02 themselves could have collisions.

47:04 Yes, and you can send them careening off into random

47:08 directions if you interact with them just right.

47:14 I have been seeing clips of so. So back in Destiny, it was the

47:21 the fallen ships that were notorious for this.

47:24 But in Marathon right now, you see one of the UEFC ships just

47:29 there's a clip of a rudder just just running on his business.

47:33 He turns around, There's a UESC ship just coming down Smackdown.

47:41 God. Because somebody just fucked

47:44 with the ship and it just started moving, right?

47:48 I just got one in mind. Yeah, I mean, that will say that

47:52 also does remind me of Speaking of destiny.

47:54 Yeah. I'm not sure if this is a glitch

47:56 or what happened but there was there was one time I was doing

47:59 the the tutorial for Destiny too way back when.

48:02 Are you talking about the vanilla tutorial or the the?

48:05 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, way back when.

48:07 And there's this part where, like, Zavala is like, get behind

48:10 my shoulder and you have to like, kill a certain amount of

48:12 enemies. Oh, Yep.

48:13 And, you know, there was another person there, but I guess they

48:17 moved on. Yep.

48:18 And so somebody went down. I'm like, I guess I revive them.

48:22 So, you know, holding, holding the action button, whatever.

48:24 And then hey, look, here's a, here's Evola.

48:26 I'm like, wait, what? Zavola died, Zavola died, and I

48:32 just revived Zavola. Jesus Christ.

48:35 And then he puts up his bubble shield.

48:37 I'm like. What do you mean you?

48:39 Couldn't have done that before. Aren't you a Titan?

48:42 And you get your alt like every 5 seconds in this one part of

48:46 the tutorial. How the fuck did you die?

48:50 Need to worry about. It so the the one I'm thinking

48:56 of was from hell divers. Yeah, too, you know, with the

49:02 ship. Yeah, but for some fucking

49:07 reason, the God damn ship while it's trying to come down to pick

49:13 us up, No. Do you remember that?

49:17 I know exactly what you're talking.

49:19 I have a clip of it it like the ship was.

49:23 So the problem is, you know how the ship comes down for

49:26 extraction, right? Yeah, right before it comes down

49:29 for extraction, the automatons drop a tank.

49:34 Yep. Right on the fucking extraction

49:37 plate. So that's already a problem.

49:39 Yeah, so it moves out of the way just enough for Emma, Jack and I

49:44 to load up on the on the the bird.

49:47 But Brandon got launched off the platform and has to run all the

49:51 way back around, so now you've got the fucking bird trying to

49:58 land again because it got ejected up by the tank and the

50:03 timer to extract gets reset. Oh no.

50:08 It keeps trying to land. We're getting launched back up.

50:12 It's like flipping and. Shit.

50:13 Oh God. And we're like, what is going?

50:18 I remember that night. You guys were just like, what

50:21 the fuck? What the fuck?

50:24 And don't get me started about one.

50:25 Once we like take off, for some reason our fucking pilots are

50:29 fucking alcoholic. Oh yeah, Because he literally,

50:32 he'll fly forward, right and he's going straight.

50:35 All of a sudden he's like left, right, left, right, left.

50:38 And I'm like, what are you doing?

50:39 Stop. The whole cyber state invasion

50:44 was just one fucked up man Just glitch like after you extracted

50:53 you see all the characters sturdy boding and then they

50:56 twitch. Yes.

50:57 Oh my God. Like she'll throw happy, you

51:00 know, like. They're like, yeah just had

51:07 twitches from PTSD. There's some somebody me and

51:13 Jack watch people listening at home.

51:16 He's called some call me Johnny. OK, I love what he did in that

51:20 section because he he of his video where the, you know, like

51:23 twitch and shit, you know, fucking added like a fucking

51:27 neck snapping sound. I was gonna say yeah, shit sent

51:31 me. I was fucking, dead.

51:35 Fucking Christ, I I say we, we need a, we need a better pilot,

51:41 man. This motherfucker don't know

51:42 what he's doing. Left, right, left, right,

51:44 evasive maneuvers. There's nothing happening.

51:47 Like I can't blame him not being able to land that shit was

51:51 funny. You just, you see the ship just

51:54 up, down, up. And like the game is getting

51:59 confused and shit, you know, it's like.

52:01 Well, every time the extraction timer just kept resetting.

52:06 And then the amount of tanks the game would continuously spawn.

52:12 And it wasn't just Takes Two, it was also the mobile factories.

52:15 Yeah, I remember guys saying that.

52:18 Me and Emma could not get the one fucking area done.

52:23 We just couldn't because there's so much crap.

52:25 I ran out of ammo. They're trying to find my ass.

52:29 Like no, fuck this shit. That reminds me of a video.

52:33 It's not a glitch, but there's a video where they're fighting the

52:35 automatons and there's a drop shit that flies by but gets shot

52:39 down as it's releasing A mech. So the mech just flies and slams

52:46 into a wall and explodes and then like it's it's a it's a

52:49 video recording. So somebody swipes up on TikTok

52:52 or whatever and the fur it's a GIF of Patrick flying into a

52:58 wall and bursting in like his limbs flying.

53:06 That's another one where somebody's trying to get inside

53:10 the walled cities. And so there's the sewer

53:13 entrances down underneath the walls that you can kind of go

53:16 into. Somebody's running up towards

53:18 it, trying to go into it. There's the giant new automaton

53:22 mech rolls out through the wall, turns.

53:28 It's just like. Dude, cyberstand, man, that was,

53:35 that was one hell of a fucking thing to go through.

53:38 Yeah, because, I mean, it was relentless.

53:40 Yeah, Jesus. Absolutely relentless.

53:43 The only way we got through those missions was through our

53:45 tanks. Yeah, because they have a tank,

53:47 you know? Yeah, they gave us a tank.

53:49 And that that chefs kiss and then wait didn't Was it me or

53:56 you that spawned the tank and it got stuck right away?

54:00 It was me. Like it landed and it got stuck.

54:04 I think it happened twice. There was one time it landed on

54:06 top of a fucking skyscraper. Oh, Jesus Christ, and.

54:10 Then another time it landed down on a pile of scrap to the point

54:16 where the wheels weren't touching the tracks.

54:18 Perfectly balanced where the tracks aren't touching the

54:21 ground and I can't even fucking move it.

54:23 What's so stupid? I was.

54:26 Like what the fuck? But I'll tell you that the tank

54:29 is really good for getting rid of those big fabricators.

54:32 Yeah. Like seriously, it is a great

54:35 thing to use. Yeah, it takes a little while to

54:37 get it back, obviously. Yeah, but that's why you and a

54:40 buddy both have one. Yep, yeah, yeah.

54:44 Although getting back to glitches, I do get a few from

54:46 Fallout 76. You go right there.

54:48 We. Go.

54:49 Hell yeah. So the first one, this one, this

54:51 one, I was just like, we know, walking around whatever.

54:53 It's in the it's in the scorched area all the way in the bottom

54:56 right corner of the map. Yep.

54:59 So there's like this this city and it has a has like a little

55:02 rundown kind of convenience store and there's, you know,

55:07 shopping carts in there. I'm just walking around

55:10 whatever, just chilling, whatever.

55:11 And then all of a sudden I hear I'm like, what the hell is

55:15 happening? So I'm like, looking down the

55:16 aisle, Nope. Looking down the next aisle,

55:17 Nope. Looking down the next aisle,

55:19 Nope. It's the fourth aisle that has

55:21 two shopping carts stuck together and their physics are

55:24 breaking. They're just like they're just

55:25 flipping over. Each other.

55:29 Goes over the aisles. What the fuck is happening?

55:37 It's just like gliding across the top of the aisle dividers

55:40 like, Oh my fucking God, just watch it and.

55:46 Knowing your Bethesda game too, if you touched it, you would

55:48 have done Oh. Yeah, but it dude, you'd get

55:50 launched off that. A fucking map.

55:53 That be it. Fucking it fucking rolls outside

55:56 of the storage. What the fuck is happening?

56:00 I'm like. They did curbside pickup I see.

56:07 Like this is this is back when I was playing on Xbox, back when,

56:10 you know, I first started playing whatever I I would have

56:14 loved just to see it hit an enemy and see what see if either

56:17 would have done either nothing or collateral fucking damage see

56:21 it hit. A wool?

56:23 Nothing. It just.

56:25 Disappears. It would have been.

56:26 Funny to see it hit like a soft show.

56:28 Wire lurk or one of the fucking con.

56:30 Eds. Yeah, yeah.

56:33 The other one that I thought of, actually, Brandon, I was playing

56:36 with you recently and I was, I was playing the game, doing

56:40 whatever. I can't remember what, but I

56:41 went to fast travel to you and you're over.

56:43 I don't remember. I don't remember where you were

56:46 at, but you were in like the kind of the starting area, the

56:50 green area, whatever. I'm like, oh, you know, I'm just

56:53 going to go visit Brandon, see what he's up to.

56:55 I fast travel. I'm like, oh, OK, all right, so

56:57 there's this, there's this scorched area.

56:59 So I'm like, I'm not sure where I'm at, but you know, I'm going

57:01 to find Brandon. I'm just my I fast travel and

57:04 there's immediately a bunch of moles attacking me.

57:06 So I'm, I'm swinging my sledge trying to deal with these moles.

57:09 I'm all right, all right, OK, well get get done with that.

57:12 And I'm like, OK, I'll try time to find Brandon.

57:15 Oh, cool. Where are you at, Brandon?

57:22 Where are you at? Brandon, where you go?

57:23 I checked the map, I teleported to the Ash Barons and that's in

57:29 the bottom left of the map and. That's not where I'm at.

57:32 No, not at all. Not even Cairo I In fact, I fast

57:37 travelled away from him when I clicked on his name.

57:41 It'd be like go here. The game's like Nah family.

57:47 Going to Brazil? Because I travelled to Brandon.

57:49 He's like, what are you? What are you talking about?

57:51 Moles? What do you whatever they were.

57:54 Yeah, what are you talking about?

57:55 Like, what do you mean? I checked the map?

58:00 What the fuck? Yeah, and you tried multiple

58:03 times and you just kept going into the ash barrel.

58:06 I know. And I'm like, what the fuck is

58:08 wrong with this game? Todd Howard, you have to be

58:11 explaining to do this. Is Death Claw.

58:14 I think it happened one more time and then I'm like, all

58:16 right, you know what, whatever it finally, it finally got me to

58:21 you. Yes, but it was like after I

58:23 don't know how many fucking times, like the game finally

58:26 registered. Oh, you want to go see your

58:28 friend? OK.

58:31 Great, I know it's not a glitch, but I just got to say it was

58:33 really fun killing each other. Oh doubt.

58:35 Yeah, especially with my knife. Dude, this motherfucker took me

58:41 out and what was it? One hit or no not.

58:44 Hits. No.

58:45 I think it was like 3. Had to be 3 or 4.

58:48 Dead. Yeah, I don't, I don't have I'm

58:53 like level 20. I have maybe 25.

58:56 I haven't played much since I last stop, but I had this knife

59:00 where it was like, Oh yeah, it's like 30% faster.

59:03 And on top of that, I'm doing a melee build so it's even faster

59:06 and I'm. Here.

59:07 And I'm like level over 200 at this point now.

59:10 I got pretty good armor. Yeah, and I'm just tearing

59:12 through his. Fucking took me out man, like.

59:16 Yeah, Brandon was like, what the fuck?

59:18 He comes at me with his with his cold shoulder and just blame,

59:21 blame. He's dead.

59:23 You got you got assaulted by the Crick and by the 711.

59:27 I never. Joined the fray too with tossing

59:32 grenades and shit. Like holy shit.

59:36 Oh my God. I love that weapon though.

59:40 And I I I got 1. Stupid how fast it?

59:43 Is I've got one for Fallout 30 God I have a clip of.

59:48 It and. Jack was there to witness it.

59:52 So I'm just walking along, you know, doing my thing, and I get

59:56 to a certain point where there's like the subway and everything,

59:59 you know, there's a bus over here.

1:00:02 And as I'm walking towards the bus, the bus moves a little bit

1:00:04 and I'm like, that's weird. Like the buses usually don't.

1:00:08 You know, move. I thought they're like a

1:00:09 stationary object that can't move.

1:00:11 Yeah, yeah. Silly me.

1:00:14 So I go and as soon as I get close.

1:00:17 Sidelined to you. No, at that ass would have been

1:00:21 pretty funny. No, it's even funnier.

1:00:22 I get as soon as I get close enough it eats itself up in the

1:00:28 sky and it's just what is going on.

1:00:37 And I didn't get all of it in the clip, but it went so far.

1:00:42 It. Eventually went out of existence

1:00:44 behind a building and we're talking this is ace like the

1:00:50 like the school bus. OK, it's.

1:00:53 A stationary, if you would have blinked, if you if you would

1:00:57 have missed it because it was so and it was on fire too.

1:01:00 It like it's like, well, I guess I'm not going to school today.

1:01:06 Fuck, it was stupid. You know, I should have thought

1:01:13 about this when I saw it like jitter a little bit like, oh,

1:01:16 no, because I mean, you know, like these the older Fallout

1:01:19 games, you know, they're they're old games, they're old code.

1:01:22 You know you're running this on a new a new.

1:01:25 Hardware. On a new system, you know, new

1:01:27 operating system that you know is post how many years?

1:01:32 Yeah, you know you're gonna have some fuck shit.

1:01:35 Just I can imagine the cartoon sounds like the Skitter, like

1:01:38 the. I guess you missed your bus.

1:01:43 Okay, Leon. Okay, what a second opinion.

1:01:47 I got to love those memes, by the way, for the for the Leon

1:01:51 and different game series. These are so fucking funny,

1:01:55 Yeah. What was like, oh, what would,

1:01:57 what would Leon do in Dead Space?

1:01:59 Roundhouse kicks is Necromorph off the space station.

1:02:03 He's like, well, I guess you're dead in space.

1:02:09 There's so many stupid What's with the backflips?

1:02:13 Yeah, yeah, what the fuck is up with the 'cause there'll be ones

1:02:15 where he like does a backflip and like it just says a quip.

1:02:19 Stand round house kick with two flying.

1:02:23 Yeah, wait. Where are we backflipping?

1:02:25 That's so that that there is something very.

1:02:28 Limber 50 year old man. So well, the whole backflipping

1:02:34 thing, that's more to do with RE, RE4 Remake, yeah 'cause

1:02:39 there's certain actions that all like, like let's say if you're

1:02:43 fighting, it's called the Verdugo, he'll try to attack you

1:02:46 with his tail. And what you'll what you can do

1:02:48 is you get a prompt and you press a button and you can

1:02:51 dodge. Yeah, well, Leon will do a

1:02:53 backflip over it. Yeah, which is pretty cool.

1:02:56 Yeah. That that's, that's just him

1:02:57 being extra. I mean, God, we like my favorite

1:03:01 fucking scene from that game was when he was riding like going

1:03:06 down the fucking. So the two roofs, Yeah.

1:03:11 And he fucking lands on a zombie.

1:03:13 Excuse. Me.

1:03:13 Excuse me? I'm like you fucker.

1:03:18 Like what the hell is? This zombies head with his

1:03:21 momentum. Excuse me?

1:03:23 But then what also gets me is when he's fucking not doing

1:03:26 Grace, coughing up blood and shit, you know, here's something

1:03:28 wrong here, you know? And then fucking Grace asks him,

1:03:32 are you OK? He's like, I feel like a billion

1:03:34 bucks. As one, all over his fucking

1:03:37 mouth. His mouth God.

1:03:40 But that's that's more so. Like just the character.

1:03:43 He and him, him not wanting to worry her, yeah, that's just,

1:03:47 that's just how he is. That's how the character is.

1:03:49 All right, back to glitches real quick.

1:03:52 Do we have time for more? I I have one more, yes.

1:03:57 I've got 1. You got one too.

1:03:58 Go, Mark. Yep, go.

1:04:00 Do you remember Assassin's Creed Unity?

1:04:04 How glitchy that fucking game was, Yeah, when it launched,

1:04:07 that was bad. Emma and I waited for like a

1:04:09 year after a launch to give it a try.

1:04:12 It's still not good. I don't think it's still good

1:04:14 anyways now. Yeah, it was just way too buggy.

1:04:17 So I tried getting through the tutorial to join her and I'm

1:04:22 like, OK, cool, going through like the multiplayer tutorial.

1:04:25 OK, cool. I do a slide because you know,

1:04:30 there's like the the things you can slide under on the ground

1:04:32 level. Yes.

1:04:33 I get stuck in the middle of it. Nice.

1:04:38 I am fully trapped in the middle of this.

1:04:42 Like I guess it's like 2 team, two work benches that you can at

1:04:47 least lay stuff down on for like, you know, for a sawing and

1:04:51 shit like more courses. I'm stuck in between them.

1:04:56 I can't slide and climb out. I'm technically not even in the

1:05:00 map. We're we spent hours on this

1:05:05 too, trying to get it to the point where we can actually play

1:05:08 multiplayer together because we're like, oh, we at least want

1:05:10 to try it out and see that we tried it.

1:05:12 Yeah, I got, I got, I got locked into place.

1:05:15 I couldn't fucking do anything. That's that's great.

1:05:21 That's fucking great. I'm.

1:05:22 Like desperately looking at the NBCS, I'm like hell they.

1:05:27 Just walk past you. Hey, you're fine.

1:05:31 It will say if it's fine. I'm going to talk about one from

1:05:34 Jack. OK, so he showed me a video of

1:05:38 him playing, I think just cause two or three, whatever it was.

1:05:41 Yeah, and there was one where he somehow got stuck at a porta

1:05:46 potty. The door was wide open.

1:05:49 He got stuck in a porta potty. His bottom half was stuck in it.

1:05:53 He can move his top half and whatever, and there's a grapple

1:05:56 gun. Yeah.

1:05:57 So he's trying to move. And one night he's like, Oh my

1:06:00 God, Oh my God, I'm stuck. And so he looks at the NPC

1:06:02 grapples, trying to get his body removed from or No, no, it was a

1:06:12 table. That's what I was there just so

1:06:13 happened to be a lady nearby trying to move.

1:06:16 He's like, oh good heavens, just.

1:06:18 Ocean Heavens. To get out of the fucking.

1:06:21 Board of. I don't know why I can't, I

1:06:26 can't remember all the details, but I, I, he sent me this over

1:06:29 Xbox back when I was on, you know, Xbox instead of PC mainly.

1:06:33 And I rewatched it like four or five times, maybe more just

1:06:38 dying of laughter because of how funny that like the setup was

1:06:41 and the scene was. And no God, I'm sure he if I'm

1:06:48 sure if he was here to talk, he would have plenty of stories of

1:06:51 just dying light or not. Sorry not dying light, just

1:06:55 cause or possibly skate even. He he's got somebody wait the

1:07:04 last one I've got before we call it a raps.

1:07:08 So Saints Row 4. So this happened pretty quickly,

1:07:14 but you know, the collision in just the Saints Row games is

1:07:19 funky. I have literally gone through

1:07:23 the bridges before by car. That shit was funny.

1:07:29 But with 4 specifically, I was on a motorcycle and or

1:07:34 motorbike, whatever. And I'm going, you know, all

1:07:36 that good shit, you know, And then I come up to just a a a

1:07:40 little like bump in the road. For some fucking reason, the

1:07:47 fucking bike just goes to a dead stop on that fucking like little

1:07:53 hill. OK, Just tink.

1:07:55 I go flying off and my character smashes his face into a pole.

1:08:02 Like it like for like the like the highway signs, the little

1:08:05 thing here like. And I look at my bike, my, my

1:08:13 front tire is under the map. So you just see it.

1:08:18 You know what? Is going on OK?

1:08:23 I got one really similar to that, actually really short but

1:08:27 really similar. I was playing the Crew back when

1:08:30 the Crew 1 was like living whatever.

1:08:33 Living. Yes, it was alive before it

1:08:35 died. And there's, there's certain

1:08:38 things you can do around the map.

1:08:39 Well, this one was a delivery objective where you had to

1:08:42 pretty much go to from point A to point B.

1:08:45 Well, I'm in my, I think circuit hot rod or whatever because

1:08:48 there's like hidden cars you can find around the map in the

1:08:50 different sections of the map. And they're all hot rods, which

1:08:53 is my favorite type. So I'm like using this hot rod

1:08:56 and whatnot and I'm driving whatever, going through a tunnel

1:09:02 and as I am nearing the end of the tunnel, it just it's a

1:09:08 blinding white light. For whatever fucking reason, it

1:09:12 gets all dark and just here's the power of the sun.

1:09:17 Anyway, that goes away for a little bit.

1:09:19 I'm police are following me by the way.

1:09:21 So I'm trying to outrun the police as well.

1:09:24 And I'm driving on this highway trying to go down, go down, go

1:09:27 down. All of a sudden my car is in the

1:09:31 road and police fly past. Me.

1:09:35 Oh my God. And my, you can see an inch of

1:09:40 the roof, that's how far down into the road.

1:09:43 I. Was instant stop instant into

1:09:47 the ground. I have never had a glitch like

1:09:49 this. I was stuck.

1:09:51 And if you pause, like you go to the map, it instantly stops the

1:09:55 mission. But I can't do anything other

1:09:57 else anyway. Yeah.

1:09:59 Oh, what do I do? Yeah.

1:10:00 So I pause and I go like, see the map, go back into the game,

1:10:04 and then all the police cars are going whatever.

1:10:05 I'm like, we're looking around, seeing that.

1:10:08 Just the roof of the car and maybe the spoiler too.

1:10:11 Maybe why it was flat ground. It was perfectly flat, just it's

1:10:21 like the crab 5 feet into the ground.

1:10:23 The gravity changed to to like the sun's gravity.

1:10:28 You fell in the secret garage. All right, I guess.

1:10:36 Guess you want to wrap up here. Yeah, we're in an hour and 10

1:10:39 minutes. Oh my God.

1:10:42 Good shit. Well, freaking yeah, man.

1:10:45 Very good. Good.

1:10:47 Well, thank you for joining us on this episode.

1:10:51 Shut the fuck up. Oh.

1:10:53 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. OK.

1:10:55 I will throw that at. You.

1:10:57 No, I don't wanna be throwing shit.

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1:11:07 check. Yeah.

1:11:10 Thank you for listening to this episode of Plugin for Player 4.

1:11:13 We hope you enjoyed. You can leave comments about any

1:11:19 glitches you may have gone through, I'm sure the guys and

1:11:23 myself would love to see those. Oh my God, be great.

1:11:28 Yep. I like a good layoff.

1:11:32 You fuck my brain up every time. You're welcome.

1:11:37 What? What?

1:11:38 What do you mean baby? Fuck your brain up.

1:11:41 Everything just goes poof when I'm talking.

1:11:46 I have that habit, Rick. So yes, leave leave some

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