Sonic Mad libs

Welcome to Bugging for Player 4, where you, the viewer, are the

Player 4. You're ours.

You're ours now, forever. You're going to stay here with

us until the episode ends. I'm your host, Ethan, This is

Brandon. Is he trying to suck your soul

out or some shit? Like I, I, I, I am, I am afraid.

And this is. Mark, hey.

He gets it. Mark gets it.

I get it. Hey, whatever we want.

To Do you ask me? No.

Just at the time this episode comes out, that would have been

in my new position for a week. So yeah, let's go.

Yes, he finally got hired in job.

Yeah, yeah, actually, no, that's that's that's worth more than

the Twitch and gold. Yeah, holy shit.

There is a game that I decided to play last week and this was a

childhood game for me. It's called Mercury Meltdown

Revolution. If you don't know of it, I don't

blame you. It was a game on the Wii and you

have to use the Wii mote as a tilt control.

Oh, that's. And you're a BLOB of mercury and

you can split yourself and pretty much you can change color

into primary and secondary colors.

You can you can open doors with a weight mechanic like if you

don't have enough Mercury and like too much Mercury falls off

the map, you lose that mercury and you can't use enough weight

to open up the door. You'll lose.

You have to restart. Whatever.

There's like asteroids, like living asteroids that will come

eat your mercury or just there's just plenty of puzzle aspects to

this game that you wouldn't think like they're they're

pretty smart about this game. Last week I played for an hour

and a half and I got there's labs, there's the bio lab, cryo

lab, Aerolab sub, sub lab, stuff like that.

And it's just different levels doesn't really matter.

And I played for an hour and a half and I got through two labs

except for the secret last lab level, but on the second area.

But it was fun. Normally I just gravitate

towards my PC and I just play my PC or if I do play a game on my

in in the consoles, in my game room, I play it for like half an

hour. All right, I want to be on my

PC. No, I just had fun playing the

game. Very good.

Me, God, we got through. Well, me and Mark, we got

through all of the Outlast maps right now on kind of normal

difficulty. Got through the hell yeah.

Yeah, we tried one of the maps on the Step Up difficulty and

that was a train wreck. I was going to say, Mark, you

got, you got to do it. If you're going to do it to me,

you got to do it to him. Yeah, yeah.

That that was. Fuck, although the the other two

maps weren't as bad because we kind of got a little bit more

used to it, but God that first round was bad.

That was really bad and then the new update that's coming out

sometime soon. The resort map has a the main

enemy is this like mannequin woman that she can blend in with

the other mannequins and apparently there's an event with

her that maps you play on that don't include her now do on top

of the main enemy that is part of that group of levels.

What the fuck, Oh my God. It's just 'cause you breaking

line of sight with her does not guarantee that you've lost her,

even if you're in a hiding spot, she still knows.

And it's. I don't like her as a character,

I just don't. But we've gotten through that

fucking map so far so well. Cool, That is the one I am

deeply regretting. Or like they're not regretting

but do not want to fucking do on a harder difficulty.

Yeah. She sucks, Oh my God.

She sucks. Sup bitch, they have to deal

with normally. Yeah, she drills her ass and I

think she causes bleeding too. That's not.

That's bad. Yeah, I think.

I think she's one of two enemies that does that.

Yeah, 'cause there's Gooseberry that does it as well.

She's funny. Yeah.

Fucking puppet. Get.

Him Phyllis. Get him Phyllis.

I'm gonna teach you about Gentle Hijack.

Get him Bob. Ben And we've been playing a

little bit more Phasmo cause we've been really ingrained in

the Outlast that now since we're kind of like what the fuck?

I want more shit. Yeah.

Now we're kind of like, well. You know what we need to do,

Brandon? We need to play more Dungeons of

Eternity. Yes.

It's so fun. Oh it is so much fun.

I love banging my sword on my field.

It's going to be that that meme with the skeleton.

I I don't understand that meme and it's spread, it's widespread

and I just, I don't. I don't understand it either.

I just. It's just.

Funny. It's not funny to me if I don't.

If I don't understand context and it confuses me, then I start

thinking what are we doing? Are you fair?

But but how about we get into today's topic, yes, which I

think you 2 are very excited for in front of me and you guys

probably know from the. From the title.

Of the. Episode.

Yeah, you kind of flaked out there.

I was, I was trying to think and the you see the run on fumes.

I have a Sonic the Hedgehog Mad Libs book in which we'll go

through the stories and make some up.

We're going to have Mark or Brandon go first.

I haven't decided yet. And they're going to alternate

what word they give me. And then whoever starts, once we

finish it, I'm going to send the a picture of the story to them

so they can read it off. I have a little more interaction

with not just me but this one do do it.

Do we want the title or do we not want the title?

So that way we can induce more randomness without the.

Title OK now. Induce the randomness.

Well. We'll announce the title as we

read it off. Yes, I'll, I'll, I'll read the

title at the end. OK, so we'll start off with

Brandon. Give me an animal.

Echidna. All right, spell it correctly.

Mark, give me a color. Blue.

Blue. Give me an adjective.

If you need to know what an adjective is, I got that for

you. It's a descriptor.

Yeah, it's in the descriptor words that describe or modify.

Yep. Is it a specific descriptor he

needs or is it just any? Here's the examples.

Lumpy, soft, ugly, messy, short. OK, so it could be anything.

It could really be anything Happy.

State of being. I realize you need to write

meter if you guys want to read this off.

Yeah. It can't be any worse than my

handwriting, ma'am. I chicken scratch I.

Was about to say last chicken scratch.

Guess not. All right, Mark, give me a noun.

He's thinking, he's thinking, he's thinking.

He's. Zimbabwe.

Actually, yes it is. Isn't it a place?

It's a proper to have person place to think.

That's a noun. OK.

Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe. I don't want to.

Be fucked. No, that's not how you do AZ.

OK, Z. What do you mean that's?

Not how you do. I don't know how to spell it

because I did like an S OK, all right, Don't give me.

Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe. That is not the correct spelling

of Zimbabwe. Where we're going with it?

African nation, Zimbabwe. Oh, Brandon, Mark, Brandon,

Mark, Brandon. Give me an adjective.

Describe Zimbabwe. Yes.

What is it like? What is it like in Zimbabwe?

Yeah, I'm sure you've been there before.

Sure, sure. It's not sure hot.

Oh, OK. OK, cool, nice and hot.

All right? This man's been places.

Mark, give me a plural noun. No, not Zimbabwe's.

That's not how that works. It's not how that works now.

You said just nouns, plural. Yep.

Plural noun. That's all you need.

Apples. Apples.

OK. Yeah, apples, Apples.

If I had that, I would. Oh, God.

All right, go on. OK, all right, give me an

adjective. Another adjective.

This is like no OK this. Can't be describing this shit.

You got another adjective coming up.

Oh, no, you got a noun. Never mind.

OK, all right, so adjective. You got an adjective.

Big. Big, all right, big.

You both got nouns, by the way, so mark you first.

Another noun. No, here we.

Go Yeah, dude. Noun.

Just a noun. Just a noun.

Just a noun, you can do whatever you want.

Tequila. What tequila?

Tequila. Tequila.

Ah yes, the drink of choice. It's the noun of drinks.

It did this, Yeah, alright. What about you, Miranda?

What's your noun? Why do Zimbabwe again?

It'd be funny. You got you.

You make a good argument. Yeah, yeah.

Shit, Africa. Africa.

OK, Africa. Hey man, that's a good song.

History of the World I guess is an awesome fucking video.

Dude I remember like the first time I watched it I was thinking

I watched like an hour long video.

No it was just 20 minutes. The amount of information

crammed into 20 minutes. The sun is a deadly laser.

Laser. We go on land, No, come back.

All right, I'm back and I have a skidding.

Is it legal to marry Jesus yet? Is lost the Roman Empire aw

never mind they have formed again never mind never mind or

whatever whatever empire it was that was killed me Jesus.

Christ, oh, those training kingdoms bigger and there's more

of them. Look, there's there's Buddhism

going up the tree of Silk Road, and hopefully they get to China

before it collapses again. All right, Mark, give me an

adjective. Adjective.

Yep. No, shadow is not an adjective.

Hair. Hair OK.

Oh. Thank you for being my

inspiration buddy. I love you Shadow All.

Right, Brandon, Plural noun. Oh, we're getting weird here.

Zimbabwe's I'm. That is not all that works.

Jesus Christ. Oh God, we're now officially not

going to be PG anymore. Oh, no go.

For it, go for it. Do it.

Penises. There it is, I do.

Bonus points to you, Brandon. Tickle point.

He gets a tickle point. After I sit.

All right, Mark, this is a tough one.

OK. Person in room.

Person in room. Let's just do the three of us.

Let's just do the three of us. Bandon.

Bandon All right. Hold the R it's just Bandon.

That's exactly what I'm putting down.

Give me a verb. Brandon Bandon.

Bandon. Oh.

What's the action? I'm so fucking immature, jerk.

Oh, no. Oh.

OK, all right. And I will say you both get

plural nouns. You first Mark.

He's taken. Unions.

Unions. Yeah.

OK, All right. Now you're a plural Mart noun.

Brandon Bandon. That's just thinking noise.

No, that's me after the dentist. Spoons, spoons.

OK, I like my rusty spoons. I like my recipe, I'm just.

Going to say Brandon, you did this to yourself.

When you read it, you'll know what you did.

Oh I know, I know what I'm doing.

I'm trying to make it as fucked up as possible.

No. All right, well, I'm going to

send this to you, Brandon. Hopefully you can read it.

If not, I will. Oh, where is Brandon?

There he is. All right picture.

Yeah, right here. Let me get.

Let me get that in the in the light.

Oh, let me get this in the light.

Not dying elsewhere. And there we go.

All right, here we go, Brandon. All right, read this off would

you please kindly? Oh boy, here we go.

All right, let's see. Imagine an echidna.

Oh God, that's a mirroring image of Sonic only this blue and red

hedgehog is creating. Pause.

By the way, this is about Shadow the Hedgehog, OK?

Continue. Oh, I see it OK.

Yeah. All right.

Oh no. All right, so there's a

mirroring image of Sonic, only this blue and red hedgehog was

created by a happy psychotist and eventually released it into

the world by Doctor Egg Zamboni, Zimbabwe.

Zimbabwe. Doctor Egg, Zimbabwe.

Zimbabwe. He's.

Just like Sonic in many ways. Except that Sonic is not.

This is certainly a fanfic. Oh God, this is and likes

helping apples and Shadow the Hedgehog is big and we'll use

any tequila to achieve his goal. In fact, Sonic and Shadow or

like day in Africa? Well, Sonic is super hairy.

Oh my God, Shadow has special penises that make him just as

fast. Plus Shadow would never open up

his heart to abandon. Wow that's man.

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. As much as Sonic tried to teach

Shadow to jerk others and then it was better to be one of the

good unions, they would never, never be Spoon.

Oh, no. Oh.

No. Beautiful as I was hoping.

Oh my God. That was so bad.

Special. Penis.

This special penis say as much as he tried to teach him to

check. Because I was, I was reading

these backwards as like as I was.

I read only like 2 or 3 words backwards as I was writing down

the I'm like, Sonic is hot. I'm like, oh God, Brandon, you

don't know what you just did. What have you done?

Yeah, and when I noticed. Oh Oh my God this is going to be

a good episode. So this chance going to be

coming after us for copyright infringement?

Oh, no, no. Oh my God.

I. Didn't.

I didn't expect that to be that funny.

Oh God. Mark.

Mark. You were die.

Oh my God, like oh God, what have we done?

The first. Couples just fucking.

Cool, cool. Then just like, Oh no.

Fucking Mark fucking having a heart attack.

Oh my God, He. Powers up with tequila.

He powers with tequila and his special penises.

Oh God. All right, everyone.

Ready for the next one? Yeah.

All right. Well, anyway, Mark, Yeah, you're

up first with a noun. A noun.

OK, Penis. Penis.

All right. Good.

OK, what the fuck here, We already fucked up.

All right, Brandon, person in room.

Mark. You was killing fuck.

All right, Mark, give me a color.

Oh God, that face. Yellow.

All right, Brandon, give me a verb.

Thrust. I did.

All right. This is so bad.

Oh, this is. Oh, this is bad Rust, you said.

Rust like thrust. Rust.

Very well, yeah. But yeah.

Oh fuck. Shit.

Alright, Mark, give me a wait. No, hold on.

Mark. Brandon.

Yeah. Mark, give me a noun.

A noun. Yeah.

Yep, man. Pinto.

What big toe? Pinto like the bean.

Oh, I thought you said camel toe like oh.

Oh really? Not Senzu Bean?

What the fuck Brandon? Give me a place.

Zimbabwe. We're.

Not doing that again. What would be What would be

funny? Hang on, wait a minute.

Could be anywhere, could be. What does, what does place give

examples for? How about that?

I'll give you, I'll give you that much.

So a place, a country or city, Spain.

Cleveland is. Yep.

Or a room, bathroom, kitchen. So nothing's off the table

really. Bedroom.

Bedroom. All right.

High. Five.

Give me a plural noun mark. Dungeons.

All right. Oh no.

This one's so fucking bad. Wait, so Mark Brandon.

Mark Brandon. Mark, Brandon, Mark, Brandon.

Give me a silly word. A.

Silly word. Yeah, like silly word.

Ah. Silly could mean so many

different things. Yes it could.

I can give some examples if you need to.

Yeah, do that because yeah, this is a little.

So specific words, sorry, an exclamation or silly word is any

sort of funny sound, gasp, grunt, or outcry.

Like wow, Ouch, womp ick and GED zooks.

Oh, the mother peas. Yeah, that's great.

Fuck yeah. Whoa.

OK, you have to capture the essence.

Yes, I can't wait to hear this one.

I'm scared. Yes you can.

Terrified of. Mark, give me a noun.

Noun. A noun What?

Freedom. Freedom.

It's an idea. You, you said freedom, right?

Yeah. OK.

Just make it. I want to make sure I hear you

clearly. Yes.

It's an idea, don't you forget it.

Yes. Brandon Adjective.

The objective objective. Long, OK.

Long mark, give me now. Penis.

Penis. All right, man, give me an

exclamation. Exclamation.

Exclamation. OK, So what?

Something silly something. Yeah.

OK, Wow.

Alright, that was really exclamatory.

You'd be quite honest. Wow, good.

Mark Noun. Noun.

Noun. Yep.

Penis OK, you guys are just. Doing this to yourself.

I like making these fucked up. Verb, Brandon.

Verb. Touch.

All right, Mark, now. Noun.

I swear to fucking God. Bread.

Bread. Bread.

OK, OK, he's going with bread. I've done nothing but teleport

bread for 3D. As long as you don't tell it for

any bread. I have done nothing but teleport

bread for three days. Plural noun, Brandon.

Plural noun. He's.

You actually got 2 plural nouns, so you can think on that. 2 all.

Right, I got 11. Now think on it, because Mark's

got an adjective after Oh. Dildos.

All right, Mark, adjective, leathery and your last pillar

along Brandon. Strap ONS.

Oh God. Oh no.

Here we go. Oh shit, I'm afraid.

Mark, I'm sending this one to you.

You better. You're not going to be ready.

There's no shit. You're fucking ready for this

shit. Hail Mary, Mother of God, the

Lord is with me. This one is called Have No Fear.

Amy Rose is here. Yep.

You know what you guys did? Oh, I'm going to have some

little confessions into this, aren't they?

I have to go to the confession box.

Oh no. Oh no all.

Right. Loud and clear, Mark.

Let's hear this, Amy. Rose is a fun loving penis.

Go ahead. A has had a crush on Mark for a

long time. Oh God.

You're good. Good.

Closer to the mic. Come on.

Yeah. Have you guys heard any of that?

Well, we heard it, but. Go on OK, this yellow hedgehog

would only thrust her crush from afar, but after Betty

Adventures, she joined Team Pinto and has sworn to protect

the bedroom from evil dungeons such as Doctor Eggman and his

messenger wall and countless bells.

Amy has proven to be an amazing freedom and a long hero.

Now she is a trusted Penis to Sonic.

With the battle cry of Wow. Amy wants her signature weapon,

the imposing penis hammers, which is the power to touch any

bread it strikes. When Amy's not fighting to

defend weak dildos from leathering bullies, she enjoys

cooking up delicious strap ONS for all of her friends.

Oh Christ, he's really fucked up with.

This. 1 I I need a bar soap. I I need a fucking nun to switch

my hands with a roof. So when you changed your brand

instead of penis, I thought that was going to be the most comical

shit ever. The imposing penis hammer, which

has the power to touch any penis.

This is fucked up. Very much is.

Have you guys learned your lesson yet?

Oh hell no. You know we're going to do it.

Again, all right, into the next way we go.

Brandon's going to start this one.

OK. So now I'm Brandon I.

Sure will see you good boy. You're a good boy, puppy.

Hammer. OK.

OK. Mark also noun.

Noun Penis. Nails.

That's what you said. What?

Nails. Penis.

No, it's a penis. Oh, OK, Brandon, please.

Nails. From.

Zimbabwe. The legend lives on.

Like I had to that just, it was just too good.

Now and Mark. OK now, damn it.

Now, now, now. Damn it, yes.

Let me get a little bit creative.

That's. Plural.

Oh, it's plural now. Oh.

No, I'm saying Dicks is plural. Oh, yeah.

Hi, Peanut. I'm.

Spreading Dick. I'm just writing, Dick.

Dick. Richard, Richard, John.

Van Dyke Oh, no, it's a slur. Who?

Anyway, Wait, so Brandon. Brandon.

Adjective. Adjective caressing Crescent.

Crescent. Like kind of like touch?

That's a verb. What?

Really. Wait, wait.

Caressing. You mean cressing?

Yes. OK, yeah, that's a verb.

That's a verb, dummy. How?

Could you be smarter? Wait a minute.

Waiting. You guys sure?

This sounds like a. Verb so.

So there's the So I guess there's a verb caress and an

adjective caress. I'll give you that.

OK. I was going to say like that.

What? Is the wait?

What is the definition of the caress adjective?

Like like like a caressing hold. Oh, OK.

Yeah. We won't use it cause Mark's an

asshole. I won't use it, So what do I

have To what? So caress or caressing.

Yeah, I think it would have to be caressing I.

Think it's caressing? Yeah, motherfucker trying to be

French here, caressing all. Right.

Pinky up, bitch. I already know Mark's going to

say part of the body. Here we fucking go.

Yeah, my signature coming right out the nose.

Coward. What?

Brandon, silly word, you're going to these.

You've done the three so far, the only three.

The only three so far. So silly word.

How did I do that? There's a silly word.

OK, if I get spell it out. Shut.

On I got it. I got it.

Mark. Adjective.

Adjective. Harry.

Harry. All right.

Brandon. Noun.

Sounds like a dog trying to get peanut butter off the roof of

his mouth. Dog.

All right, Mark, give me a number 74.

Coward could have been. Brandon part of the body,

Asshole. OK, we're going with an asshole.

Hey, it's. Noun.

Noun Balls. Balls.

Is balls a noun or would that be plural?

Would it be? Ball.

I guess it would be ball well. I mean balls is a thing it.

Is, but that's also I I I'd say it's.

You could use it. OK, this is loosely anyway,

we're adults here. Yeah, yeah.

Shadow, there's something. Time to play, Bud.

Yes, Mark's doggie is being. Some of that has no balls.

Mark plural noun. Balls.

Adverb, Brandon. Adverb.

Adverb. So that's kind of confusing.

An adverb is it tells how something is done.

It modifies A verb and usually ends in Lee, modestly, stupidly,

greedily, carefully, quickly. All right.

All right, Mark Pleural. Now that smile.

Says everything, motherfucker. I see you smiling.

What? Did you say?

I I haven't figured out a word yet.

I thought you said something. I'm like, wait, wait.

I think I missed something. I think I missed it.

Drinks. Drinks.

All right. Yeah.

Yeah. Brandon.

Adjective. Touching.

Mark Adverb. Adverb.

Oh annoyingly. Brandon Noun.

Ass. That was my word that I was

thinking of. And Brandon, you get, you are

the lucky person that gets to read all of this out.

Yeah, great. Here we go.

Yes, here we go, Brandon. Here we go.

This one is called Never get on Blaze's bad side.

Oh, no, this one isn't as bad. I know.

I got. I chose two female characters in

a row. You never get to see Blaze

though. Really.

You just don't so. That's why that one was

interesting to me. Wait a minute.

What the fuck is that? You know, you get to have that,

too. Sure.

Fuck. Is this OK?

Have you seen Deadpool, Wolverine?

Yes, I am. Yeah.

OK. All right.

Yeah. I OK, we'll we'll, we'll talk

about that later. Yeah, we will.

That's that's neither here nor there.

All right, the hammer emerald will be mine.

Doctor Eggman cried out of his robotic egg penis and stopped

its way through this Zimbabwe, destroying every Dick in its

cat. Not if I stop you, called out

the crescenting purple cat. Oh Jesus Christ, purple cat.

Blaze. Blaze pointed her fiery nose and

Doctor Eggman, who laughed loud. I just got dizzy.

Oh. Okay.

I need context because it doesn't make it any better which

characters sent it and. Then his hairy robot transformed

into a giant dog with 74 spinning blades on the end of

its metallic asshole. Wasn't that bad?

Fuck you this is bad. Leave this balls.

Blaze yells as she launched a barrage of fiery balls at the

robot which quickly stumbled back.

Doctor Eggman pressed a button and his robot wants to swarm of

mini mini drinks. Yeah, mini drinks Blaze.

They spun through the air and fired, touching missiles at her.

Blaze annoyingly leaped up and spun through the air, smashing

each one with her mighty ass. Oh.

Instantly lightheaded. What the fuck happened?

Dude that happened to me too. I'm seeing stars.

What the? Fuck.

Here, Mark, I'll give you the I'll give you.

I'll give you the context with the Abu Abu.

That was Doctor Eggman. That's the.

Thing. Yes, yes.

Blaze pointed her fiery nose at Doctor Eggman, who laughed

aloud. Abu Abu.

Because after that it says and his.

What the fuck wasn't ready for that?

With our mighty Oh no, the iron butt.

The iron butt. The iron butt how itches.

I'm not sure how much you know we have, but I got at least one

more marked here. If not, we just go to random

ones. Oh.

Do do the mark. 20 minutes. Yeah, we got one more, then

we'll figure out what we got. OK?

This has been fucking hilarious so far.

Oh this has been fucking fun. I didn't.

I didn't think Sonic could get that graphic.

Yeah, that Amy Rose 1 was fucking hilarious.

That one was Sonic. It's hot.

Sonic is hot. Sonic is.

Hot. All right, Mark, we're starting

you with you again. Celebrity.

Celebrity. Yeah.

Celebrity. Need examples?

I can give you examples. Yeah.

Celebrity. Wait, is it?

Oh no. Timothy.

Chalmay. Timothy Chalmay or Chalmay.

I think that's how you pronounce his name.

I'll just put Timothy and you can say Timothy Chalmay, huh?

Who the hell is that? Oh, he plays Paula Tradies in

the new Dune movies. Oh, OK.

He's honestly a pretty good actor.

I'm just going to put down Timothy.

You can read off Timothy Chalmay.

I'll put Timothy. Yes, because I'm There's not

enough space. Brandon, give me a verb.

My pencil. My pencil.

OK, Verb. Punch.

Punch. All right, Mark.

Noun. Zimbabwe.

OK, OK. What is up with us in Zimbabwe?

I don't know, I just brought it up.

Yeah, it's just funny. It very much so is now I'm

Brandon. Oh, that's fun now.

City. OK, Surprisingly OK.

I'm not always dirty. Mark, give me an occupation.

Occupation. Yeah, dude, he's great.

Proctologist. Proctologist, P.

R. Oct.

OLIGSTI, did it Give me a color. Brandon Black.

All right, Mark, give me a noun. Balls.

Brandon Adjective. Wait.

Yeah, adjective. You can do it.

I believe in you. Yeah.

Huge. All right, mark a noun.

Balls. Brandon part of the body.

Come on, brother. Gooch.

Excuse me please. Tell me you know what that is?

The Gooch. It's between your balls and your

asshole. It's that one like part.

What the shit? OK, OK, I thought.

That was the taint. Yeah, that's.

What I mean, that's that's space, yeah.

Oh, OK, I'm just going to write Gooch.

Gooch just sounds. Funnier.

Who are you on? Oh, Mark Verb ending in ING

fucking Brandon. Now fucking down.

Give me a noun brand to do it. Do it.

You know you wanna balls. Oh yeah, I heard balls.

No, don't let him guess like you.

Oh, Mark, OK. Oh no.

Mark had one of these, though. Plural noun Mark.

Hold on, my dog's. Fucking I'll give you a moment

to settle that So how are you feeling right now bro don't kill

What are you thinking about how that Mark's going It's got.

To be fucked. What are you thinking about?

Any desires in life? Getting a heat?

Never mind. Oh, he's bad.

What's going on, Mark, give me a plural down.

Plural down. OK, now there's plural ice

cubes. Ice Cube.

Ice cubes, yes. OK, I'm not sure how good that

would be but I'm OK do. You want me to change it?

Nope. Adjective, Brandon.

Massive. Yep.

Mark, give me a person in the room.

Brandon. Brandon or abandon?

Brandon. Brandon All right.

Yeah, it's time we're getting his R included.

Brandon a place. Zimbabwe.

You know you should. Know by now I.

Should have running with the pit.

Here, man, you know, I like to give him a choice, but give me

an adjective, mark and Brandon. An adverb adjective first.

Pink. Pink.

All right. Aha, Brandon.

Carefully. Carefully.

All right. Dan, we are done with this one.

Mark gets to read it off. Oh no, send Mark.

The same picture that I sent Brandon on accident.

Wait, I don't want to do that. Just remember.

My closeness, mouth marks we can hear.

You for fairness, Here you go, Mark.

Here is that. And then here's the picture I

sent Brandon. God damn it, the thing that I

know the reference to. Oh, this one is called I am the

Real Sonic. Oh no.

Oh God. Metal Timothy Kid Shallowbey may

look like the real Sonic and he might punch just as fast as him,

but this evil Zimbabwe is nothing like our hero.

This robotic city was created by Doctor Eggman, who's not even a

real proctologist. Never.

Been to medical school? To defeat our black hero and

conquer the places such as Pirate Balls.

Oh God, this huge version of Sonic is made completely out of

balls and his robotic Gooch can only think about fucking slick.

How do we get? Into these fucking situations.

You got me. It's just funny.

Oh, Metal Sonic once used the Mark Stones to travel through

ice cubes. Mark.

I told you he had. Only this is power Metal Sonic

Travel back in time. Travel back to a time before

Brandon the Hedgehog, but Sonic stabbed him before he could

change history and take over Zimbabwe for him.

Since then, each time Sonic encounters the pink robot, he

carefully defeats him. Fucking Zimbabwe forever.

Zimbabwe. He's fucking.

A completely bit of falls and fond of forever.

It's some buff lever. Oh my God.

All right, we have 10 minutes. Yeah, we do.

Do we want to do another, or do we just want to chat?

Because Jesus fucking Christ, this is way more funny than I

thought. I want to hear Britain read one

more. I want to do one more.

Yeah, I want to do one more. Did you say you want to do one

more as well? I just want to hear Brandon read

one more. OK, All right.

I think that's all we'll have time for.

Give me a character, Brandon, and I'll see if I can find it.

How about that? Like it's like, it's like.

Yeah, Sonic character. OK, see if I can find.

That we. Did Amy?

We did Blaze. We did Metal Sonic.

We did Metal Sonic. Shadow, yeah.

So we haven't actually done Sonic.

No, we haven't. Let's see what we got with Sonic

All. Right, that's the first one.

OK. Wait, hold on, let me just let

me just make sure there's not 2 cause yeah, let's shadow step it

up. Not sure what that means 'cause

there's two of them. Nope.

Chow chow. Froggy.

Froggy, Froggy, the legendary Windmaster.

Who is that, by the way? Who is that?

What is? What is the Windmaster?

I don't, I don't know. I don't know what the hell.

That's true, Wing. Oh, OK.

That's. Weird, the Babylon rogues are in

here. OK, yeah, Sonic got to go Fester

son on the run. Give me an animal, Brandon.

Bird. Give me a noun mark.

Balls. Give me a color Brandon red noun

mark. Balls.

Jesus Christ. Color, you said red, right?

OK, you said red. Give me wait.

Mark. Brandon, Mark, Brandon, Mark.

Give me a Brandon. Give me a goddamn number.

I can't. My brain's not braining anywhere

after this fucking episode 69. All right, celebrity Mark.

Oh shit, you could have done. 67 Come on, you could have done it.

No, no, no. We'd have to burn it, No?

Yeah, no, Tom Holland. Tom Holland.

All right, Yeah. Yeah.

Brandon, plural noun. Jacking.

Mark what? What does that not work?

Is that is that a noun? Wait.

It's a, oh, plural noun. Yeah, you're right.

Oh, plural noun. Oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you for saying something so plural now.

Jesus Christ, diapers. Oh, OK.

Oh no, I'm steering clear of this.

Mark, give me a verb. Clean all.

Right, another Pleura now, Brandon, look at.

That God damn. No more diapers.

No, we already said that. No more diapers.

Yeah, Zimbabwe. No.

No, we're not doing that again. Zimbabwe.

Using the big brain power here. Too much.

God damn. And they went bye bye.

Well, that's happening. Mark.

What do you think about this so far?

This has been pretty fun. Honestly, I didn't I.

Wish we were in the studio for this, it'd be a little bit

easier. Yeah, really.

But I didn't think we were going to get well, it'll be easier

this way 'cause I usually hold my microphone and I have to set

it down and lay it weird. But true, true, true.

I didn't think I was going to get this much entertainment out

of this book if I'm being Anyway back to brand of a plural noun.

God damn, plural nouns are fucking hard.

It's not that difficult. It could.

It's really. Not my my ass is trying to

think. Person, place, or thing.

No, I know. With an S.

Yeah, an idea or an idea? Yeah.

Or or an idea. Does it say that in this book?

Does it say that in this book? What is it in the book?

Is it in the book? Very person, place or thing,

we're going to say what? Oh, no, dogs.

We're going to do dogs. Dogs.

OK, what did it say if I see D double Ogs Mark an adjective.

Adjective. Itchy.

Edgy. Oh yeah, itchy.

Itchy. Like stretch?

OK, Yeah. Ah.

CHY. Person in room, Brandon who?

Pick one. To Ethan, he's never been in the

I haven't. Been picked up.

I'm about to say yeah, either. Yeah, surprised motherfucker in

one. We've been.

To each other's throats all night.

Punish the one who's been pushing us into this.

You. Have.

It all started with AB Mark, you're gonna you're gonna have

to live that forever. But anyway, ignore all that and

give me an out balls Sarah, he's.

Been waiting. Adjective, Brandon.

Adjective again. Wait, no.

Again, hold on. Brandon, Mark.

Brandon. Mark.

Yeah. Brandon.

Give me an adjective. Oh, you give a plural now.

And that's what it. Was sexy.

Sexy. All right, here's an interesting

1 mark. Give me a type of food.

I'm just gonna do singular for that one, OK?

OK. Yeah, modify it to make it make

sense. Yeah, you too.

Yeah, I'm gonna modify. I'm gonna retroactive right now.

So give me a second. Give me a moment.

Let me read over. Yeah, let me just get rid of

that 1-2. All right?

We're good. Who said bean?

Me. Give me an adjective, Brandon.

Alcoholic. Interesting, that's a.

Hi Mark, Tried and true nouns for 500.

Polar noun No, just noun. Hedge noun 500.

Hedgehog, I felt the spike coming.

I'm like, I want to make that spike.

HEDGEHOG Brandon part of the body for 300.

Penis. All right, Mark, adjective to

finish it off. Smelly.

All right, but this one is called Got to go fast.

Obviously it's about Sonic since Brandon said Sonic.

All right, and here we go. So I did cross off a lot of

balls to make it singular. OK, And there you go, Brandon.

Read that off for all the listeners out there that were

just rapidly losing. OK so Sonic the Hedge bird is a

Sonic ball with red fur. He is the fastest ball around

and can run 69 miles an hour. Tom Holland the Hedgehog also

has super powered the fuck diapers diapers and and can

clean better than almost anyone else Sonic is able to harness

the power of the Chaos dog. Is that dogs?

Yeah, dogs, you said it. Oh yeah, you're right.

Which are itchy powered crystals that I'll have to transform into

Super Ethan. Let's go.

Sonic maybe a ball. He doesn't just use his sexy

abilities for fun. He OK, so he uses sexy abilities

for fun. He uses them to defeat his

enemies such as Doctor Bean Man, and he does it all with with a

alcoholic smile and a confident and a confident hedgehog.

Even though some people think that his penis is too big, one

thing is for certain, Sonic is definitely a smelly hero.

Jesus fucking. Christ, no.

No. It's too fucking hard.

We're going to have to do this again, but we're going to wait a

minute because Jesus Christ. Yeah.

What's your guys favorite one? We did Sonic, Amy, blaze, shadow

and chaos. No, not chaos.

Metal Sonic. It was the Amy.

Yeah, it was really Amy. It was fucking hilarious.

That was good. Oh my God.

We got to send these to Jack. Yes we do holy shit, Oh my God,

look at the penis. Sorry at the Amy one and there's

just a lot of look at this in here.

The. Penis.

Why? Really.

You got me man, Be funny. You know, when I, when I, when I

bought this book for 6 for $7.00, I didn't expect it to go

this way. I I mean, I didn't know what to

expect, but I haven't done one since senior year of high school

and that was 2017. Yeah.

We are funny. You are fucking funny.

We're just, we're, we're fucking good, but sure.

And I love it. I will say, I will say one of my

favorite things to do with numbers and specific and the

last time I did one of these, this is what my friend told me

is either go a really absurdly big number or a really tiny

number. Yeah, yeah.

He's funny. He's like, alright, I need, I

need a number and he said four. And then he explained to me I

either go really big or really small.

So I'm rereading it and it said something about falling down a

four foot waterfall. Oh my God, it's just not.

Even a waterfall. Yeah, it's.

Yeah, it's not, but. The fuck?

Especially in that context. Like if you do like 1,000,000

foot waterfall, you're dead. You're fucking dying.

Yeah, that's it. You're.

On jupiting, you're fucking dying.

It'll take a while, but you're, yeah, you're kind of fucked.

Yeah, no. Whenever it comes to numbers,

high or low, yeah, it's your best bet.

That's where the humor is at. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

Like really exaggerate the extremes.

Yeah, I will say characters in this, I'll just go over real

quick. Obviously there's Sonic Tales

The World is Mine, which I'm assuming is Egg about Egg Man.

Probably, yeah. OK, that one's about knuckles.

We have Shadow Step it Up Part 1, which there's four of them

sparingly around and in this whatever, and I'm not even sure

what that's about. I didn't read them nor doesn't

really give any hints. There's Amy Rose, obviously, as

we did the Chaos Emeralds, actually.

Oh, wait, wait. Together we can do anything.

This is about team What? What's that team from with

cream? Oh, Team Rose.

Yeah, Team Rose from Sonic Heroes.

Chow. Oh, OK, Big the cab.

Step it up. Perfect.

Legendary Windmaster. Oh, really?

It's Jet. That makes so much sense now.

That makes a lot of fucking. I didn't.

I would have never expected Jet to be in here.

Blaze. Step it up.

Part 3. Metal Sonic.

The world's gems are mine. Oh, there's Rouge.

Holy shit. Yeah.

Oh. That makes sense.

I will protect the future. Who would that be?

Probably silver. Yeah, it says psychokinesis.

Yeah, totally awesome. Chaotics, Detective Agency.

Oh my God, that's awesome. Team Chaotics and the Babylon

Rogues and then Step it up part 4.

So there's a there's a fair amount of characters in here

that you would have never thought this had to be like

before Sonic Boom with sticks. Because I like.

Sticks as a character. Anyway, this was fucking

hilarious. I hope you guys out there had

had a laugh. A big old hearty laugh.

Definitely. We will maybe have this

retroactively. Listen to this with headphones.

Yeah, listening with this with headphones.

And not in your car with children.

Yeah. I'm not sure if you want to edit

that in towards the beginning, Brandon, or what you're going to

do with that. I, well, would.

Usually what I've been doing is putting the podcast as kind of

like explicit, so like swearing and stuff like that.

Still though. Yeah, I can always add something

in the beginning of the single one.

If you're going to watch this episode, make sure I have

headphones in. There is vulgar language.

Da, da, da, da, da da. Yeah.

So. I mean, this is definitely our

most interesting episode yet. This is funny shit.

I mean, I, I kind of ask you guys, but what do you think of

that? Because I I'd definitely be down

to do more, but I feel like this is a sparing kind of thing.

Oh yeah. Every once in a while, yeah.

Otherwise it loses its charm. I was going to say yeah, every

now and then, like we can do this.

It's a lot of fun. It is, and we only went through

five. I'm not sure how many are in

there, probably 20 or so, don't know.

Probably right around there. Yeah, not bad.

But, you know, we're, we're overtime.

So thank you for listening to this week's episode if you're

still here and let us know, I guess, if you've ever done a Mad

Libs and if there's any funny stories to go along with it.

I'm not sure how that would work, but they're fond.

If you haven't done them, try them.

They're you know, this one was 7 bucks on Amazon.

There's plenty. There's even non branded like

funny fill in the blank, whatever.

Yeah, go check them out. They're pretty fun and I hope

you guys have a good day or night or morning or evening.

Wherever you're at afternoon. Whatever you're doing, bye.

There it is.

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