Funny ways you died in Video Games

Welcome back to plug in for player four. Oh my God, I actually got through the fucking title of the episode for fucking once. Why would Kevin? Why would we ever do that? Yeah. Why are you accusing us? Don't. You gaslight my ass. Most gaslighters. Yeah. Your face, all right?

I have never seen him so fucking confused before. Your sins are known. You will pay the price for your. There's your price, there's your price, there's your price. I'm more of a Tonka kid but. Wow, that is a look.

Well, gentlemen and person who shall not be named, what have we been up to? Reading. Video games. Lots of lots of reading. Guilty as charged. I've been looking at computer parts. Oh yeah, I've been wanting to start down more of a even more radical path. Radical. Yeah. Radical. I've been looking at just trying to find random computer parts and turn them into a cyber deck like other people have been doing. Doing what? Tiki, random despair, scrap computer parts and making a working computer out of the AH.

He's going to market player route. You. Know I don't even fucking try with this God forsake. You don't need to. No, I can do it for you. Well.

Oh no, I can't. Never. Mind you, damn gorilla, this doesn't work this way. You have to do it slowly. I see, I want. Fuck. It's gotta look him in the eyes. They do it just slowly. That's slow enough, apparently. OK, this fucking chair's an asshole.

You have to distribute your weight just right. It's OK, Rock whenever you will, go whenever you want to go, feel like it whenever you feel like it, alrighty. What else? What about you, Mark? What? You been doing? I guess I've been looking at computer parts, grab computers, wanting to get into home servers. I wanted to get into making working BASIC. Yeah, computers to do basic tasks. I'm tired of the world as it is and I'm like, I want to reuse shit. I want to do some interesting side quests, seeing people make cyberdecks and shit, and I'm like, I want in on that.

That sounds good, Red. You can just do the steam deck. He's not wrong, but. It's not the point. The point is to take random pieces of boards and batteries and junk. It makes something work out of it. Smash it together like. Minecraft then we just did like 2D12 psychic damage to Mark. I think once you did, I felt something there. When you started, you're just like. Yeah, but I've been reading a series called The Dragon Mage, and so far it's really cool. It's about this guy named Charlie and one of his friends, Rico, who goes in outer space, actually makes a wormhole to another Galaxy, a completely different Galaxy.

What's the matter for you? OK. That was low key what the fuck that come from. And instead of technology, this, this Galaxy relies on magic. And there's these like different races of aliens that can like only use certain types of magic or they, there's one called the Otaki, which have like very magical hair, but they can't use it. So they're pretty much used as slaves. Oh, that's fucked up. Yeah, so they cut their they cut the hair off and then it's used as magical power, I feel from it or the Druki, I think it's called.

And like they're pretty much used to like warp ships around and everything. And there's this thing called the Council of 20. It's the like the the the 20th strongest Vasalas, they call them. It's it's pretty interesting. There's the instead of traditional weapons, it's all about OK, what are they called something I I I can't remember. I think it starts with AK slaps like with a AA slaps and like they're stronger than the the first version. Then claves with like the claves are even stronger than what you almost never see them universe, which are stronger than slaps Conus.

That's what it's called. The CONUS is the first one. Hey, Slab. And it's really funny. There's this like super hostile. It's called a Wampus, I think it is. But it's like it's just a super hostile alien race, like super hostile. And you've the the main character makes a friend of him. Wouldn't you care to guess his name? Anything.

It's an alien race, mind you, but ain't any name kick a kiss. Brandon. No. That would be funny, Jeff. Bob. Bob was my second. Bob. But it's not just Bob. It's BAWB. Bob. Bob.

OK, I know the main character was like, I'm sorry, that's just really funny. Curt Assassin. That's really funny. Bob. Fucking bad ass looking motherfucker Bob. Bob come. On man. Like, really? And I was like, wow, you're you were acting more and more like Vlad the Impaler every day. I was like, Vlad. I like that name. Yeah, better than Bob. I don't.

Know why that's funny? You're talking about the one race where it's like, Oh yeah, they have magical hair and it gets cut off and it gets used and shit. I'm like, Oh yeah, they're just sheep people. That guy, yeah. Although there's a difference if they give their hair willingly versus unwillingly. Yes, unwillingly it'll be less powerful, but willingly it'll be way stronger. Like the healing properties or the magical properties are way fucking stronger. Well, that that gets into the question, what if it's done willingly but reluctantly?

Is it like medium power?

Yeah, I'm not even answering that. Oh, OK. For the viewers at home, you should have seen the look that the person who shall not be named looked at Mark. Maybe Jack. Baby Jack. Oh, he's a Mark's going to die. Oh well. Well. Anyways, there's. No S.

What's our topic for today, Mr. Brandon? Yeah, well, hopefully I can get through it before you get murdered. Tomato. Tomato. Listen, that's on Mark's schedule to not get murdered. That's not on ours. So you can continue whenever you want. Yeah, that's true. Just talk about the topic as you're hearing screaming in the background.

I'll give you a sound bite me just screaming. You can just muffle it in the background. Editor put him behind a pane of glass.

Don't tap the glass, God. That. Disturbs the engineers. Awesome topic for today, right? Embarrassing slash funny ways you have died. Oh, in video games. Oh. Dude you have a catalog of this on the fucking TikTok channel that you have. Just a fucking pixel alone. And one of one of one I was going to bring up is actually from lethal. OK, It's when we were playing modded and we were all in the in the underground area. I went through a through a corridor into the into the mines basically. And Mark followed me.

Well, I turned the corner, looked, and I just died. It was just a bloodthirsty coil head barreling down the hallway. And Brandon, you were just fucking confused, like. What happened? I'm just hearing all of this behind the fucking door in front of me. You know, just either doesn't even get a chance to get a sound. Yeah, I know. I I just heard you die like you. Know just be freaking I'm just like. You're whoa.

I'm like, huh, OK, And then my dumb ass goes over there, 'cause I'm fucking curious. Here comes the coil head. Well, you were waiting outside for all you're like. Yeah, I was waiting. What happened? Yeah, I was just in shock. I'm like what the fuck just happened like. They're not. Nothing's happening, So what the fuck did? 'Cause like, I knew I knew like. It was a coil head. Yeah, like, I knew it was a coil head and I knew you guys died because I heard the noises, but then I go down the fucking hallway and here comes the coil head.

Well, thinking it's a regular one, but here it's a modded 1. It's a reverse coil head. You're supposed to look at this one. No. You're supposed to look away or no? You're supposed to look away. Yeah, guys, see how easy it is to flip that shit? God damn it. Yeah, If, if, if it's even on your screen, even if it's not your like in your peripheral vision, it will attack you. It's scary. Those are scary. They are. Holy crap, that. God, that was funny. I showed that clip to my mom. I'm like, mom, you want to see?

I want to see a burly man sound like a girl. She fucked crackhead.

What made it even funnier is the fact that it echoed in there because we're in the fucking underground. Area the reverb. God that was fucking funny. Oh my God. Well, what about you, Mark? It's again from Lethal. I have a ton of things from Lethal. Yeah, I mean, so do I I'm not. What are the earliest ones where we're going to the company and I jump, jump off after somebody said, oh, you wouldn't, you don't have the balls to jump early and I fucking jumped early and. You. Hear splash. I hit the ledge and I'm like, wait a minute and then I just walk off.

And then you hear the splash. Splash. That shit was. Funny, I was so excited. I was like, wait a minute, I can save this, I can save this. And I fucking fell in the water anyways.

I was so excited. I was like I could do this. See. I can do this. What I have in mind again, lethal, but it was a kind of recent like last year where me and Ethan and you Mark, we're in like that one big room with the like cabinets that you can open to grab shit out of them with the big hole in the middle of the room. And I Remember Me and Ethan were were in that room. You took off for a second. You're down the fucking hallway and there's the fucking Nutcracker and you're and he fucking see his shotgun light off the fucking wall.

Dude when Martin died that was just the funniest fucking. Shit, that shit was fucking great. Me and you were just like just staring down that we were dying. And we were dying. We were dying. We were staring down the hall. It didn't come down here anyway. What gets me is your laugh in particular. Your laugh was like you were pushing air out of your fucking lungs and inhaling back at the same time. That shit fucking gold. Oh that was so good. I mean you. Holy shit. But it was really funny. I'll have to watch that again.

The situations I find myself in are appealing. With the God. Damn squeaks. Oh my God. I feel like 9 time 9 out of 10 of those fucking tik toks are just me. Yes, yes, yeah. For some reason you get yourself into some fucks.

What happened? Don't worry about we. Don't talk about things. Don't ask. Don't ask questions you're afraid to get the answer to. I'm not afraid though. Well, you will be. Will be. You should be. No, you know you should. You will not would will. Well, I you know what, just I just thought of the first time we saw the the baby, right? Oh yeah. And we were by the elevator, me and Ethan, and the fucking thing grew. Oh my God. And we're both like oh fuck, fuck that enemy in particular. Jesus Christ. Who's the Father, buddy?

You gotta go Jerry Springer's on this. Game, but I love it when I when when it finds me and I'm just like, oh, look a little baby. And so I grab it and I go towards the nearest fire exit or something. I just place it outside. I'm like whoop this is everyone else's problem now. Oh yeah, it.

Instantly knows where you're at too, so just sure to see. The the enemy that when we were playing I didn't see recently, No, it was it's an outside enemy. It's a big bird. Oh, the baboon Hawks. No, not them, No, no, there's another one in particular head. There's a nest of eggs do. You remember that bird? Yeah, that was a fun. One. I haven't seen that one. This fucking asshole got me killed by this thing. I'm not going to say what it does because you you need to see it. You need to see it to believe.

It yes, but it I, I will tell you this, don't get close to that nest. You will not survive cause and The funny thing is, those eggs are actually worth something. They're worth a lot. Yeah. So if you're able to get it out of the ship, good for you, but I don't know how far you're going to get but. We'll take the truck next time. You should. It's going to just fucking, you know what's going to happen? That fucking bird is going to flip that motherfucker with all of us in it with his fucking beak, and you're going to see us fly that fucking truck.

I like all the tums, the bracken. Yes, that's what I was just I was thinking of the one time we're in the facility layout and remember we we and you were like running around and shit and fucking Mark gets killed by the bracken what we hear and you just see a drag in his body.

Oh, is that the time where you guys looked at it and it walked up right next to me? OK, I still love the time where I actually murdered my friends, where I, I think I killed Jack and then you and me, Brandon were in, or maybe it was you and Mark, I can't remember. And then you and me, you and me were inside Brandon. So I just, I just started running and then all of a sudden I hear dog inside. So I came back around and then the dog killed you. And then I made my way back outside and I tried to kill whoever was left, either Mark or Brandon or Mark or Jack, I can't remember who.

That. I was shit was fucked up. It was so fucking funny. Just me just incidentally killing all my friends. The well, the fact that the fucking dog was in the facility, that's. The only time we saw it too, I think it was. Like, Oh my. God, because of Mars, of course. Oh yes, but it was. It makes that area scary when you hear. That fucker, I'm just fucking like dragon. Is that a fucking dog? No, the weirdest 1 was the old bird in the stations. That shit, fucking you couldn't get into that room and then it picked up.

I had all four of us. There were like, no fucking way. I had a trash lid and I tried to use it as a shield. It didn't. Work there is there's a particular mod pack that I've used that added a bunch of shit. I like using it, It's it is fun, but there are so many fucking mods that Lethal itself has a very hard time keeping it shit together. But when it does, there are some enemies that are fucking horrifying. Like I think there was one in particular. It's a pair of eyes. Like it's huge eyes. And when it sees you, the eyes turn into mouths and it runs at you.

Oh no. Like. What the backrooms is this shit? Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah. Back Backrooms. I'm just saying what in the fucking backrooms? Yeah, it's a movie. No, you say what in the fucking backrooms? What? Oh. Yeah, as as an exclamation. What? In the backrooms? Yeah, everything in the Backrooms, it's fun until it's not, Until it's. Not yeah. I like how we're taking off and the dog picks me up through the greeting in the floor. Yeah, that's right. Oh my God, yeah.

So I'm looking through my steam library and there's a game in particular that I forgot I like. Just looking for maybe ideas. Satisfactory there was one where apparently there's a really low chance for this to, to spawn in, but there's like a there's like a hog or the like whatever the dogs are, whatever they they'll run after you. And I guess like the base version of that dog 'cause they can get deadlier and deadlier. It ran at me, but it didn't just run at me. It had a jet pack strapped to its back.

So it was just just fucking flying right at me, basically on the ground, like supersonic speed. I was on top of a bridge. I got hit by this dog. I fell down. I kept falling and kept fucking. Falling. For way too long and I just. I died in the biggest crevice in the probably the entire fucking game because it was you look down and it just goes it, it just keeps. But I'm like, there's a rocket dog in here in this game. Apparently his name is Johnny and has a very low chance to spawn. I have never seen that.

You. Oh my, look up. I'll look it up for you.

Or or. While he's looking up that, do you have any more? Yeah, this one kind of pissed me off, but it was kind of funny after the fact. I Well, we're not talk about that one yet.

Resident Evil 4 remake, There's a particular section before you get into Mendez's house. There's a chainsaw guy there and also there are bear traps. And what happened to me is I was walking and I like I, I got to a certain point where I triggered the chainsaw guy. You hear him Rev up and he's coming while I was backing up and I stepped in a bear trap. There it is. It is literally Johnny the Jetpack Hog. What the fuck? That is fucking wild. Yeah, so he just, he sprints after you at Sonic speed. He's like, oh great, I can't get away.

Yeah, so I'm backing up. I step into bear trap, which stuns you, so you can't do anything until Leon gets himself out of it. And here comes the chainsaw guy. I'm like, oh, you've got to be fucking kid. And he fucking kills me. I was very close to uninstalling the game. That made me so fucking angry. I don't understand why. Developers, you're assholes. I love you, but you're assholes. It's what makes the great content. You have to be an asshole to your players. Your players have to be masochistic enough to get through it.

So dumb. It's the whole appeal to marathon. I mean, well, yeah, but that that was just asinine because I thought I got rid of all the bear traps when you're hiding. Oh, I'm hiding. Oh. My God. Luckily you don't take damage from them. You take damage from the chainsaw. Yeah, God damn.

I'm still looking, I'm still looking through my Steam library and I found another game, Shell Shock Live. This is a tank. Yeah, this is a tank game where you got to use angles and power and whatnot to like shoot multitude of bullets at at enemies like actual other players. I. Was so bad at that. But I played, I played a a game mode called Rebound in which there will be like every round, like there will be like randomly floating bouncers. Yep. Whether it's a circle, it's a line, doesn't matter or yeah.

And there have been plenty of times where I go to rebound and I'm going for a crazy fucking shot. I shoot it, you know, it doesn't arc goes up, goes back down, bounces off, you know, a line circle doesn't matter. Bounces up and back and right on top of me, killing me plenty of time 'cause if you just in rebound, if you aim it at the person you don't deal damage. Yes, you have to bounce off first. Yes, because there's a way to pseudo cheat without actually cheating. Yes, I remember playing Shell Shock a lot with my buddy Nick.

It's fun. Yeah. Oh yeah, it is. I'm so bad at Nick. Always kicked my fucking ass, dude. It was. It was fun though, you know, I'd. I'd be I would be totally done to play it again if you did. Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. It's been like 10 years, but it's been a decade for me. But yeah, that was really. Fun even like just there have been times where like somebody like roll 'cause you can move a little bit eventually over the course of rounds, you can move across the entire map. Like you'll just roll up to somebody, stare them down in the face and be like didn't have like in text chat, be like you're dead and just like fucking machine gun them down as you're Sparrow stuffing their tank.

Now it it's it's, it sounds like it, it wouldn't be fun, but it is like you actually need to see it and play it. And like the the more you it is an older game but the more you play it, the more funny it is because you start off with like a couple basics, but as you use as you use the the weapons, you get experience for the weapons. Then you can unlock the better version of the weapon, but you can still get the lesser version of the weapon as well. Just depending on what you pick up or the game starts you off with.

And I think it don't quote me on this, but I think it has Steam workshop support I think. Maybe I'll have to check that out. Yeah, because there's a bunch of crap you could do, you know community, have you seen? Sorry, a little off tangent. Have you seen the game rounds? No. So basically you're 2 little circles and you're shooting at each other. You can also block bullets, but you can get like a each time you die twice because it's the best two out of three. But overall best out of five? Oh no, 9 best of nine overall.

But every best two out of three, the loser gets to pick a card OK and make themselves better. I'll have to check this out. It's like 10 bucks Max looks and there's there's a lot, there's a lot of mods for the game. So now that makes that even better. Yes. That's our beautiful thing. I would totally be down to play rounds with you. You this stupid shit.

OK, Yeah, no, it's cool. I've got another one, Gilbert, This is coming from Marathon, actually. Oh, no. OK, so there was a run where Brandon, you, Jake and I were going through a perimeter, I believe, and we were reading a building. I don't remember what building it was, but we were in the second floor somewhere. All of a sudden, a Rook comes out and starts trying to rock our shit. Knocks you, knocks Jake and Jake's like, careful, Mark, there's a Rook there. And I'm like, OK, I see it. I see it.

I'm looking at this. I'm looking at this player through a glass wall and I'm like OK, he can't get me. I can't get him. My dumb ass brain was like OK, I'll just quickly peek around the corner of the wall and try to take a pot shot at him as I'm approaching. As I'm looking at the guy through a glass wall and I'm like, you won't see me pop around the corner. Take a quick shot at it real quick. It is me, a very sneaky. Very sneaky. I'm going to try to take a shot at this guy by just peeking around the corner.

I can see him, but he tells. Me instantly I'm like, why did he do that? As soon as just a little bit of viewers in view. I have. It didn't click with me. I'm like, OK, it's, it's a glass barrier wall and I could see him and it didn't click with me. Oh, he can see me too. Dude, the amount of times that I've done that kind of shit in like hero shooters or whatever, especially especially gun to me though, I always play as gun tank. He he's like, he's just, he's the only guy that have like tank treads on him and he just like rolls around with his arms out.

He has many guns in his arms and he's like, he's like, whatever. Driving around, I'm like, oh, yeah, A is now active. So I move over to a. I'm like, I'm going to take this point. I roll up in there and then all of a sudden the entire team just rounds the other card. I'm like I have made a grave. Mistake. Yep. One too many jobs. It was here that he learned the importance of environments. Environment does man. If I get there early enough for the enemy does I'll be fine. Meanwhile my other team is still fighting for the for the actually active point, but this one was activating like 10 seconds or whatever.

Like it's fine, I'm going to I'm. Smart the enemy.

I'm going to one man army this shit, don't worry. No gun, tank, don't do it. That's a Unicorn death ball. Go boy, go. Tank go. Go Little Rock star. And there's like a tear in the gun divide as it's about to as it's about to explode.

I love the gun tank memes. I like all the situations we wind up in. We're in an impossible situation. We we have the folly in our minds. Be like I got this on that guy. Nine win and. Then you get shut down and. Then you just get shut down. Oh my. God, no, no, when I was when we were playing make way and I was like, Oh my God, look at my drift. You're like, Oh my God, Ethan, that's such a nice drift. And then I just drift off the. Yeah, you drift and I'm like, are you fucking kidding? Me.

Yeah, I just, I just, I just had to go straight. I'm like, no, I'm too good at drifting. I'm too good. Look. At mine, drifting let me showboat. Oh wait, I had to go straight. No, well, this is a problem. Yeah, Brandon like just stared at me like slowly turning his his head and he's just like you dumb fuck.

I retract my statement. What do you think? Maybe Jake? Good.

God damn it, what you got another one? No, I need a second OK my. God.

So I I don't only have one written down here but there's so many looking for fasmo goes hunt. I ran into the fucking ghost while it was hunting. I was stupid. Oh no, don't worry, it's only a ghost event. Oh no, I was wrong.

So this has happened a lot, but there's one in particular. I think it was just, it was just me and Ella, and we were on Bleasdale and it's like this, like old Richie kind of farmhouse. Yeah. And we were upstairs in the antique room and we were in there, you know, doing our thing. And all of a sudden the lights start flickering and shit. And it, it didn't sound like a hunt. I thought it was a haunt. It just ghost just, you know, scares you. Yeah. I'm like, man, what's so what's going on? So I run over to this little area right into the fucking ghost as soon as it spawns.

And I'm like, Oh, well, listen, this is a predicament. And it's, you know, so fucking fucking Emma looking over. And that would be like one of the times where like you throw your controller up in the air, like hold slow motion. You're like, oh, and you're like, oh, good heavens, oh, good heavens. Looks like you're leaning back in your chair about to like fall into the ground. And it was like. Oh good heavens, Oh good heavens. It was so fucking dumb because it literally sounded like a hunt, not a hunt.

Yeah, what's? That face. It sounds like Bob, Bob. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Contacts. Phasma has a little U2's figure. I don't, I don't know if it's, I don't think it's out yet. It's going to be soon, you should go by that. Thank you. Maybe Jack? This is not an ad by the way, just phasmos fun this is. This is not an ad. This is not an ad. Looking around my rule by like 30 plus you choose figures this. Episode is spots. No, no, no, no, no, no. Dude speaking to you choose. I found my puddles line pin.

Oh. Cuz I had AI have like AI think I have the 1st two. There might be only two, but I have some slime pins collection packs from you twos and I have like a white and blue hat. Like half is white, half is blue. Yeah. So on the on the blue half I put on my like an it was like an egg slime. Yeah. On the blue half and on the white half I put out like a puddle slime, like an actual blue puddle slime. And he had like a little rubber ducky next to him to a little cute pin whatever. And I I lost it. Well there was one day I was like digging around my head and I found a like a a pin end.

What? Yeah, Mark is currently. Well, now he's not, but Mark was at the time had a water bottle. Mark was currently. Was currently. Was was currently. Yeah, had a water bottle on his hat. The brim of my hair, the. Brim of his hair. But anyway, like I was just looking around like for something completely unrelated and I just, I found it. I'm like, Oh my God, I found it. I found it. I found my pin. I've been looking for this forever. I fucking love slime ranch. I know I need to play. Two, I haven't played it.

Did I? Don't know if I should tell you to play the first or second. Probably the first. Yeah, play the first. Like I've played the second. Yeah, yeah, I've played, I've played both. I think I'm I'm actually pretty far in the second game at this point making cash. I've done everything in the first one mine I didn't do like all the achievements because I didn't care for like the the time run whatever achievements but. Yeah. And I know Slam Rancher 2 is also out of early access. I think it's been out of early access for a year, I think, Don't quote me on that currently been a while.

Yeah. And it's isn't that multiplayer? I can't remember. I'm not. Sure about this. Although it is embarrassing when you run back to your farm and then all of a sudden there's just a bunch of tar running around. You're like, what happened? Yeah. And you get to recollect all your slimes, and, you know, make all the all the largos. Dude man, some of my fucking slimes I just don't understand. I'm like how the fuck did you get out of your damn pin? Like what the fuck? See the ones flying and shut, the big pink ones and I, I. Oh my God, wings on them.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm just like. We love the phosphorus lights. But they're so cute. Those are blue but. I want to hug. I want to hug. They have slime. You know they have plushies, right? I. Got my girlfriend a a plushy I guess a honey plushy. All the honey ones. Like this was back of Walmart so this was like damn near 8 years ago. OK, see I. You still has an air car today, OK. I kind of want the besides that one, I want the one of the tabby. Slimes the. Cat the tail and the ears. It's just, it's a cute little game, it.

Really is. It's it's a lot of fun, but don't play it too much because you might burn yourself out in it. I know I've done that. I played it constantly and I'm like. Dude, I was, I was so down with like making all the money and in the first game at least making all the money and doing everything like trying to do all the Quicksilver stuff like for all the NPCS. Yeah. It was to the point where, like the the science guy, you know he could teleport into his lab. I didn't build any cages because the slimes literally cannot escape there and so I have like probably 300 quantum dervish slimes in there.

No Jesus Christ and just every plot is food. The fucking I know this is supposed to be embarrassing moments and yeah, I. Mean it's funny. Funny moments too, but. I mean an embarrassing moment was I ran out of jetpack like fuel when I was in the air and fell in the goddamn water. That's always the worst, and then you lose all your inventory is great. Yeah, that that that sucked. Also like the slimes that blow up. Oh the boom slime. Yeah and they're all like all fucking dazed and shit afterwards. Like just stop.

I really like the crystalline slimes. That yeah, yeah, yeah. And they just like, they just make spikes on the ground. So you walk, you have too many, so you walk into their cage on accident and you just die because it's just like it's 10 damage, 10 damage, 10 damage like, but like 10:00 and you're just fucking dead. And then and then the radioactive slimes. Oh my. God, yeah, little green guys. Who's the green guy who's?

The green guy. It is. What about you, Mark? What I'm bringing up all the dumb ways to die and what's it called? Planet Crafter. How many times? Like you get so overconfident because you're like, Oh yeah, you don't have to worry about food or water or oxygen. And then I because I was playing on hardcore mode, you lose your inventory when you die and it royally fucks. You. I remember. Yeah. Because didn't you die? Yeah. And you're like. Yeah, because I got too overconfident. I'm like, Oh yeah, I'm just going to get in, get out.

It was like, oh, but there's another chest. Oh, there's another chest. That. Oh the the the Luke goblin brain just started to kick in and it was like, OK. That's a that game in particular is it is not forgiving and it's like when you when you're beginning. Oh God no. Not forgiving. Not at all. And you need to be like aware of what you're doing. It's not even forgiving and like even towards the end of the game too, because you're you're food, I believe, just runs out. It's yeah, the water, one of the two.

I I was able to kind of stabilize having both food and water. Like. It it was starting to become a pain in the ass. Yes, and one of them would run out way sooner than the other. It's like, come on. Like I just drank food or I just drank food. I just drank food like. And ate water. Yeah, and ate water. Well, you can drink food. Do you want to try the new caloric liquid burgers? Dude I love the Juicero. How did you know? Yeah, the Juicero. I don't like that. Because it's long dead.

But yeah, I understand where you're coming from with that. But that's another game we got to get back into. Yeah, I know how the world we have. I want to, I want to do a hardcore world with you guys, really make us suffer. Love us suffering and. Then we'll just be like, we have to pull rush food production down. Yeah. Oh my God, that's a funny 1. So you don't necessarily die, you just respond. But in trail makers you can use blocks to pretty much make your own like yeah, whatever you want really.

Card truck plane doesn't hovercraft. Whatever you want to do. Yeah. And there have been times where I'm just like, I'm going to try making an airplane or something, you know, trying to make an airplane. So, you know, I, I, I had like some thrusters or just like some jet engines or whatever I may. And I, you know, make the tip like the pointed nose, like all the wings and everything. And so I go to fly off. I'm like, OK, this is pretty good. This is pretty good. And so like, you know, you can do an aileron or yeah, aileron turn.

And so I do that. And then I'm like, what if I try to pull up and I just, I'm doing fucking whiplash and like, my thing breaks in half when I'm like, all right, this is crap. Yeah. So my, my ship just breaks apart. I'm like, or like I slam right into a wall or like a mountain, something into a pole. It doesn't matter. I'm just like, all right, got to, got to figure that out. Now to go back to the drawing board and turn the pieces back together. You say like slamming in the like a wall or a mountain just makes me think of fucking Patrick.

Fucking limbs. Flying off and everything, that is pretty much what happens in the Trail makers. Just with your build. It just goes like a Lego Lego like building sound or whatever. The blocks falling down just. Yeah, your studs fall out.

Man had insult to injury, but on the fucking Yoda death, yeah. I was just. Thinking no, just the the Lego disassemble. Sound Oh that that shit's funny. We the what was it? The gnomes which I I'm going to talk about repo next. Oh yeah, yeah, the gnomes. In our mods we have when you break them they make that sound. The Lego. It's great. Oh, it's, it's fucking. Great.

So good job buddy, you. Can't the case. The case. You're not going to win brother, that that case will kill you before you kill it. I beg to differ. All right, let's go try. It all right, Martin, me, you were outside and. I could throw that from the top of a fucking. Building I'm just built different.

Well, let's see how built different you are if I push you off the. Building Mark, You're built like a thumb. Yeah. What does that mean? Built like a damn? What the? Fuck, you know. You ever see Spy Kids? Oh that's fucked up.

God damn it I forgot about those thumb. People. The thumb people. Fucking God damn, what the hell? Maybe Jack is not a trucker.

Anyways, Anyway, yes, Repo being stupid around a deaf old man. I hate him. She shotgunned you with just a little year. See. Not see. Maybe not. Jack understands. The one fucking time that I have a clip of it. Yeah. Fucking I I get killed by the old guy. Yeah. Emma goes and gets me back. Yeah. Old guys coming into the room while the fucking thing went down. He's coming, He's coming. Thing goes up, goes up, yeah. And then he fucking kills me right when I respond and I'm like, I'm going to do something that's going to boom.

I hate the old guy. Oh, I'm. Like messing with him though, it's so funny. It it well, it's funny until he knows it. Like, well, what was it? The one time I think it was Emma, one of us said something. It might have been me. One of us said something. We were underneath a bed and the old man went and shot Emma under the bed. Like what? How Mike? Not everything is bulletproof that. Was fucking stupid. He was on the other side of the fucking room. He's a good. Shot. He's a very good shot. He is. I will give him that.

Very good shot. He's a very, very. It is it is funny to fuck with him because he'll get mad, especially if you're a dead head.

Dude I hate like walking into a room and he's right there as soon as you hit the door. He's like, I just stepped into this room, my guy. Starts a conversation like. That oh, here's an embarrassing one again with the old guy. I'm like La, La, La La la. I fucking barge my way into this one room. He's in front of me right here. And as soon as I barge in? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like you give me a chance, God damn it. But I, I was asking for it because I was loud. I threw myself into the door.

So I, I was an idiot. But it it was funny. Give me. I want fucking love it. It's so dumb.

Like at this point it's not even. I guess it's really not even embarrassing anymore, it's just stupid. Yeah, it's fucking. Dumb. It will what? It is embarrassing. Yeah. OK, well, I guess the IT just a little little bit, little bit little. Bit little bit. Little bit because if if you're silent you'll be fine unless you bump into them. Yeah.

Ever do that? Balls? Yeah. All the time.

All right, Cool. Nice. Yes, I asked the question. I got an answer. Very good. Well, let's see. What about you, Ethan? Yeah. What you got What? You got any embarrassing things to say? Well, there was one time when I was 7 and I peed the bit. Whoa. Oh, game games, games. Yeah, yeah, video games, not real life. I don't know, I play a lot of rogue legs so it just comes down to oops I pressed wrong button, I die now that. Happens a lot more than shit.

What does this fucking does it keep talking or you explode or some shit? I want to play that one. I mean it's. It's it's funny. It's true, though. Oops. I pressed S instead of going W and I die now. Like it's like when when Mark was like this. It's exactly that, like bouncing on the rail. It it's basically that, yeah. I just thought of 1. Jack probably won't listen to this episode so but Jack, if you are listening to this, spoiler for you in particular. Calm down. Maybe Jack, Hold on.

Dying by the fucking thing in. You get a Resident Evil. Resident Evil, the remake in specific of the first game. Towards the end of the game you have to get a fuel cell to a location so you can get an elevator work and when you have this thing filled up, the game specifically tells you do not run, you run, you go boom I'm. Going to Sprint.

You could. No, you just go boom. Why boom? I just explained it. Boom. It's because he's ginger. Yeah. So yeah. The look down to some. I so the the first time I played the remake, like I like I said, the game tells you don't run any sudden movements or jerks or whatever will cause it to explode. This means if an enemy grabs you, see you later. Oh no. So make sure you kill everything in the rooms. But yeah, I'm like, huh, that's all right, That's fine. Maybe it maybe it's just, you know, just a little thing the game just says because, you know, funny, ha, ha, you know, don't do this.

So I'm like, here I go. I'm running into, oh, I'm dead. That's a very like, startling thing, but it happens to you. I think the strategy guide of the game tells you how long you can run before it explodes, but it's like I wouldn't even chance it because if again, this being an original Resident Evil with ink ribbons and shit, I hope you saved. You know, if you because believe me that that's another embarrassing way to die. I've died where I lost like an hour of progress and you got to go back and do it again.

So you got to time your saves, you know, and also look everywhere for shit ink ribbons. Believe me, it sucks because I've ran out of ink ribbons. Oh no. Shit sucks, but yeah I go boom boom boom. What about you? Want to talk about the Eagle from fucking RV there yet?

So Ethan at one point. I know what an eagle is, thanks. Huh. I know what an eagle is. Thanks. Yeah, you're welcome.

At one point in the map, you're driving along here in a bunch of Cliff areas and what you need to do is you need to get out of the vehicle and start building up ramps and stuff for the RVD through. Well, what we didn't realize is that at this particular section, there's a hawk, I believe a hawk that follows. You. And you just look up and you see it circling. You're like, oh, that's weird. You start focusing on the tech at hands. You hear screech and somebody gets picked up. You watch them get flown up like a mile into the sky and get dropped.

The eagle just drops them and they take fall damage. For how high you are, usually it's a one hit like. I was going to say, you're dying. Yeah, like it's, it's pretty funny when it does happen because it happened so quickly. You're just on the ground that you're in that fucking sky. That's not good. I just the first one to figure to find this out was Emma. She just stepped out of the RV and all we hear is her just going and talking normally and then she's just. You just see her in a God. Just up in the air because of the proximity shit, just you just see her plumbing down.

We're like, what the fuck happened?

Then we had the IT was just one whole section. We had to get through with it, but my God was. That it was pretty irritating, but I will say I would rather deal with that. And then the fucking goats. The goats fucking suck, my God. Yeah, in the In the Winter map, there's actually goats. They go BA. They go BA then they fucking launch you by charging into you. Yeah, you go pretty far. What about the bears? The bears are OK. They're annoying. They chase around you. They chase you around if you're off the RV, but if everybody's on the RV, it starts beating on it.

Yeah, it starts destroying it. Oh my God. See pieces fly off and shit. Like it's the game is like, it can be frustrating at times, but it's majority of the time it's funny as shit. Yeah, just because of just the amount of dumb shit that happens. And then the first time he saw the bear, it's a it's in a compilation. I have. You just hear him in the back of the yard, like behind the RV. Yeah, here it is. If you look at the bear, it is. So it's low. Paul I. Think I've seen. It before, OK it's so bad but I think that was the point.

Like that game is not like it. It's not really supposed to be taken seriously to a certain degree. Like it. It's more of just fuck around with your friends and watch the RV just crumble. God that are the first time it crumbled. I remember specifically me turning into a tea kettle and I couldn't play for like 5 minutes or so or whatever because it was just, it was so fucking funny. I don't know what it is with just like break away, just comedy bullshit like that. It's just funny. Everything's all fine until it's not.

Yeah, 'cause that game is literally Oh, it's fine too. Shit, There is no in between and seeing that RV go off that Cliff and then Jack. You'd love playing with Jack? I wouldn't. You'd love it. These two, maybe Jack and Jack,

are forced to be reckoned with. Not even 5 seconds. Last time we played he took the RV and put it in the water. Oh, I know. I was there for that. OK, cool. And Mark was like, man, if we could get Mark Ethan on here. I'm like, Mark, that did not happen. Yeah, I was going to say I'm like, it ain't happening, brother. And honestly? You did say that. Yeah, I'm like, you know what? Save your sanity. Yes, because you know how Jack is. Love you, Jack. He needs to be on the ship watching the monitor. But I will.

Sleep. But I will say Jack and his comedy and shit like that is gold. He is when it's to fuck shit up. He, I swear he is the only one out of us that can really make it like your, your stomach hurts afterwards. Like it's, it's just, I don't know what it is about Jack. And that's specifically. He's got great timing. Oh, he fucking does, man like he's a God when it comes to timing, but when he but see also when he's serious, he is shit done. Yes, he does that mother fucker like he'd be like everybody knock it off for doing this and we're going like he's a special kind of guy and I I appreciate.

Him. I mean, that's how I am when I guess I'm I'm God damn nowhere near as funny as Jack. Is. I'm pretty funny, but not now. No, I'm. Jack is he? He's funny. But when I get like more, more often than him, I will lock in and just be like, all right, this is fucking happening. Yeah, right the fuck now and then. And you guys have seen that probably in games like Peak or shit like that. Yeah, yeah. Where just eventually all of us just all of a sudden lock the fuck in and go like it's God damn man. Like when all my friends are dead and I just go fucking silent.

I'm just like. It's. Time breathing into the mic or whatever, heavy sweats. It's like that. It's like the Tyler One video or it's like.

Yes, God. I will say he's talented. Have you guys seen Tyler one be like he? He's toxic, but he's talent. Yeah, he's a talented guy. I I know that. Yeah, I don't watch him. And neither do I just know of him. Yeah, but yes, he he does. He is a talented guy. You you can't take that from him. No. And he is funny. Toxic, sure, but funny. And I I appreciate that.

What about you? What the fuck was? That about you, man? What about you SO? Fucking looney tunes gay. What about you? It's like an 83 year old, just like rocking on the porch. He's got the. Little throat thing, just kind of moving up and down, just rambling Adam's apple just. Rambling on and on about whatever he wants to. I remember back of my day. What about you?

What about you? I'm drinking his ass. I'm trying to think. What about?

You I'm. Trying to think what the thoughts are coming up in Tulips. Let's just roll the socials please. Think of empty. So is my brain. That's. All he does when he's like clinically insane. I remember this one time about this wall where I when I was six years old.

My God, just just roll the social you. Know if we ever did get sponsor, God I hope they understand how we are. Dude, it would be so cool. I know we don't have the presence for it, but it would be so cool if we could like, pretty much, you know, have free reign over it. Yeah. I mean, yeah, still probably hit like the the keywords or whatever, but like, yeah, they're free reign. Oh my God. This is now that if we do get sponsored, we're we have full creative control over.

This is brought to you by. Do you or a loved one ever get stumpy and, well, today's sponsor you can help. Them. I like sponsors. See see if distractible can get sponsors we can get. OK, OK. Probably not, no. Not for a long. One, we're not cool. We're not cool enough. Yet. Not yet. Not. Not yet. OK, but like, honestly it's kind of been a dream to like get like a, a cameo or a reference in like an indie game or something like that. That yeah, that'd be fun. That would be cool. Because I see, you know, like people that play indie games get them all the time like that.

'D be sweet. Like having my own item. Or whatever that would be. Like my own skin or something. Yeah, that would be kind of cool. Well, indie game developers, you know who to go for. You know who to duck. If only we have that kind of reach. Well, you know what kind of reach we do have. Halo Reach. No, we have our socials, Brandon. Where can they find us? All right. That was a reach by Mark.

Please go over the socials. OK, So what the fuck? What what is going on the non Jack person is showing things of I really don't understand don't don't describe Jesus. Alright socials, well, thank you.

I. Like fries? I like fries. Alright, well, thank you for listening to this episode of Plug In for Player 4. You got to get that four out like that four, and we don't do it like that. I quit.

Is that why? Is that? Why yes. OK, I won't. I won't say the word anymore. I won't say the number. All right, the. Hell hounds. I know none of these. Mics either. None of these, none of these mics picked that up. But as soon as Ethan said that we have a window open, we heard what sounded like a fucking demon out there. It was like. Yeah, dude it. Was a dog. It was a Black Ops one hell hound dude. I'm afraid for my life. So yeah, thank you for are you listening to this episode? We hope you enjoyed.

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