Mechanics We Like

0:13 Welcome to Plug in for Player 4. I'm your host, Brandon, and

0:19 these knuckleheads over here, who are you?

0:21 I'm a knucklehead. I'm a head knuckle.

0:25 Yeah, sometimes I'm a father. Oh my God, I'm Ethan, you're

0:33 gracious hosted of this today's episode.

0:35 I I am Mark. Motherfucker, I'm executive now.

0:39 I'm the. Executive, you're businessman,

0:42 Brandon. The.

0:43 Alliteration, I'm executive Ethan.

0:45 I'm shutting this down. Right.

0:47 I, I am CEO Mark and I say we keep going.

0:54 I agree. I don't have any complaints, OK.

0:58 Well, what have we been doing, gentlemen?

1:02 I hope no more playthroughs of Secret of the Mimic.

1:05 He's going to be on his 10th watch.

1:07 I've done too many. And 20.

1:11 I just need one more achievement, which is actually 2

1:13 achievements because the last achievement to get is getting

1:16 all other achievements, which makes no sense.

1:18 If you're an achievement on, you're going to get that

1:20 achievement anyway just by getting all the achievements.

1:27 Wow, wow, that's my rant. No, fucking all other

1:32 achievement achievements are fucking stupid.

1:35 It it they are it. It's dumb.

1:37 Like getting achievement for getting all achievements.

1:39 It's like I got them anyway. Why?

1:41 Why told me that I've gotten all of them when I already got all

1:43 of? Them.

1:43 Yeah, it's fucking stupid. Oh my God, it's like, it's like

1:47 those games that give you an achievement for opening the

1:49 game, which is vastly more rare. You actually took the time to

1:54 play your game. Use an achievement.

1:56 There was funny, there was a game that I played where there

2:01 was 2 achievements. Open the game.

2:06 Beat the game. It's pretty fucking funny.

2:12 It was like some random $2.00 indie game, but it was.

2:15 Really fucking. Funny.

2:17 Yeah, No that. Was the two.

2:18 Open the game. Beat the game.

2:22 Well, all right, Well, I guess I'll put out here your boy.

2:32 His tooth is fixed. Fixed and he's got a nice grill

2:39 and. My teeth would be.

2:42 Fucked. Not Brandon.

2:48 There's still some outstanding issues but nothing nothing too

2:51 bad getting those fixed in like 2 weeks.

2:53 He did it. But yeah, previous episode,

2:56 yeah, I was using a floss thing and a piece of my teeth came

2:59 out. That was fun.

3:00 Yeah, his tooth dismantled itself.

3:02 So. Yeah, don't worry, we're on it.

3:04 We used some Kitsugi to, you know, put some liquid gold in

3:07 there and fixed it right up. Yeah, he's good as new.

3:10 He's got his luck big. I will say though, the entire

3:14 experience was actually quite nice.

3:19 My my dentist, she so let me back up.

3:25 So the the room I'm in, it's a new place and he gave my fucking

3:31 TV in front of the end. Shit man with a fireplace.

3:34 You know, I'm sitting here in the chair, like, man, I feel

3:35 like I'm fucking king. What?

3:37 It's not one of those kids when where they play a movie.

3:40 Are they working on your teeth? That would be that that

3:42 actually. They just they just 24/7 they

3:45 have a Yule log playing on the TV.

3:48 But not I like, this is the first time in a while that I

3:51 like, I actually really do like my dentist.

3:54 Yeah, 'cause when she was working on that tooth, you know,

3:57 I'm all numbed up and shit. I'm like, you know, you should

4:01 have seen when I came home, that shit was funny.

4:04 So, yeah, I mean, I couldn't feel nothing.

4:06 And I guess when I'm laying in the the chair, I guess I was

4:12 when she was working on the tooth, I was like going to the

4:14 left. She's on my right.

4:17 And you know, it's she was funny.

4:19 She's like, come on, Brandon, I know you want to get far away

4:22 from the dentist as possible, but come on.

4:24 Yeah, I'm not going to let you do.

4:25 That OK, but like dentists are like really fucking funny

4:28 because like there, there are times where they they're just

4:30 like, So what do you do for an occupation?

4:32 Like, you know, they have their hands in your mouth is like, do

4:34 I answer this or do I just stay silently?

4:37 No, it's, but what was funny is I was trying not to laugh

4:42 because she is literally grinding my tooth down right now

4:45 to get the, you know, filling it.

4:47 Yeah. Oh God, you know.

4:50 Takes your head like, straps it down.

4:54 It just started to turn the clock record and holy shit.

4:57 But no, it was just it it that's what kind of sealed the deal for

5:01 me. I'm like, OK, I really.

5:02 Like it, you know. I I like coming here now.

5:05 And also which thank God getting a cleaning and fillings, they do

5:12 it in the same appointment. OK, but cleanings are nice.

5:15 Cleanings are nice and I am looking forward to that.

5:19 I am going to be in some discomfort because it has been

5:22 like five years, but. That was me and my teeth felt

5:25 amazing. Like I could I could feel the

5:27 spaces in between my like teeth. Yep dude.

5:30 And it feels nice. Oh.

5:31 Hell yeah. When I finally got dental

5:34 insurance going to when we were on the UH project, it had been

5:39 10 years since I had been to a dentist.

5:43 Yeah, I think it was wonderful. I think we.

5:45 Talked about this on the previous episode, but like, it

5:47 took me like like 6 or 8 years or something stupid yeah for me

5:51 to get on my teeth. I'm like, get healthy teeth,

5:56 guys. Healthy teeth, Come on.

5:58 You. Need.

5:59 You're shiny teeth and. You're not.

6:01 You're not 16 and invincible anymore.

6:04 No. Oh God.

6:05 No like that. Unless some of you are.

6:08 Not like you're the health of your mouth is as important as

6:14 your your body. Yep.

6:16 You know. And I'm because I know next

6:19 steps. I have these two wisdom teeth

6:21 that I'm thinking about having. Just have them take them out.

6:23 It's actually not going to be too bad.

6:24 Are they giving you problems? So not really, no, but I, I

6:29 don't know about this one up here.

6:30 It's kind of funky and this one down here, I actually don't

6:36 think it it pushed through the gum all the way.

6:39 So this one, what they do, I've been told it's literally as

6:44 simple as put like like open the gum up and yeah.

6:48 Yeah, it comes. Right out.

6:49 Oh, like, Oh yeah, just a. Tooth.

6:52 Yeah. Oh.

6:53 Yeah, it just. It comes right out.

6:55 Yeah, 'cause it's, it's not moving.

6:56 Yeah, it's not really sitting in anything, so it just comes right

6:59 out in pain. Funny enough, I only have one

7:02 wisdom tooth. Yes, he's.

7:04 Not very wise. Yeah, well, no.

7:07 Wonder you're never mind. So.

7:13 Oh no, actually, that is that is a thing.

7:17 Some people, yeah, they don't have them at all.

7:18 Yeah. I mean, I asked my like dentist

7:21 and when I went back for the first time, I'm like, so how are

7:23 my wisdom teeth doing? I'm like, dude, they grew in

7:26 fine. I'm like flaw.

7:28 Yeah, 'cause like sometimes with my bottom teeth, it feels like

7:30 my jaw is like pushing inwards on itself.

7:32 I'm like, not like, like, and I'm like, is it gonna snap?

7:36 But no, it's just like, you know, probably something like

7:38 inflammation going on down there.

7:39 I'm like, oh, like, you know, if I'm not taking care of my teeth.

7:43 Like I know my last dentist told me like this one up here is

7:50 fine. Like it's not bothering me, so

7:52 why take it out? Like until it actually does

7:55 something, which at this point, you know, I'm almost 30.

7:58 This doesn't usually you'll have problems I think somewhere in

8:03 your 20s if they if they grow in wrong.

8:06 I've heard like somewhere doing like, you know, could be like

8:09 16, could be like I think 26 or something like that.

8:12 Yeah, I, I have not had issues. Like I said, these two, they

8:17 need to come out and they're going to be easy as fuck.

8:21 Yeah. But this one down here I can't

8:27 have removed. Yeah.

8:29 The reason being is I think I've told you guys this but as a kid

8:33 I had AI had a molar that cracked in half.

8:36 Yeah, I remember you told me. And they had to remove the

8:38 entire tooth, but my wisdom tooth took that spot.

8:44 So it's like having a free tooth.

8:45 Fair enough. So.

8:46 That's why probably why this one didn't go all the way in is

8:50 because there was just too much space in my mouth.

8:53 You're talking about an entire molar gone, you know, but also

8:57 probably helped me in the long run where it doesn't hurt right

9:00 now or has not hurt at all. So, but being responsible, I'm

9:05 going to talk to my dentist, be like, hey, I want to get these

9:08 two out, you know, just to get them done.

9:11 No. No, you just reminded me of like

9:13 when I was in middle school and I had to get braces.

9:16 My, my orthodontist was like, all right, we have two options,

9:21 remove some teeth to make space. And I'm like, God, no, I don't

9:24 remember. I don't remember what the other

9:25 option was, but I was probably just like, you know, just give

9:27 it time and like, you know, like use braces and whatnot.

9:29 But I'm just like, I'm like thinking about how like fuck no,

9:33 you're not removing my teeth and my mom's like, no, we're not

9:35 We're. Not thank God.

9:38 Like I know with with me, which is more of a cosmetic thing and

9:43 I don't really fucking care at this point.

9:45 I got a tooth here and a baby tooth still here.

9:52 So it's, I mean it's not causing me any discomfort or anything,

9:56 it's just cosmetic shit. This is what I was told and I'm

9:58 like OK that's fine I don't give a fuck.

10:00 As long as I can eat, I don't care.

10:01 You know what's weird? Because there was there was a

10:05 time where I was working with somebody that supposedly didn't

10:09 have any adult teeth. Oh, they just had baby teeth.

10:13 I doubt that I really do. I don't.

10:15 Know their teeth look weird. Oh, you're actually serious?

10:19 Yes, no, I'm. Serious.

10:20 Oh, I thought there was a punchline here.

10:22 Oh, OK. And I'm like, how do you just

10:24 not have adult teeth? I don't trust it.

10:27 That's, I mean, I guess that could happen.

10:30 I it's not impossible. No, that could happen.

10:35 Interesting. Oh boy.

10:39 Trust me, I don't buy teeth either.

10:40 Yeah, no, that's the tooth. That's just.

10:43 No, yeah, they give me money. I give them two, they give me

10:46 money. But you know, I have adult

10:48 teeth. I'm not a shark.

10:49 I don't just infinitely regenerate teeth.

10:52 Otherwise I'd be rich. That really that would be

10:55 interesting. Just start.

10:57 Just regenerate teeth. Then just in talking talking,

11:01 there's another one. Yeah, it's a daily occurrence to

11:05 me. But this episode obviously is

11:08 not about dentistry. Damn it.

11:10 But. Do you carry your teeth?

11:13 Just brush twice a day or. It's.

11:15 Recommended. Just brush constantly, never

11:18 stop brushing. And it's how you wear your

11:21 fucking teeth down. Yeah, don't brush too hard.

11:25 Yeah, no, you can use. Use the electric toothbrush,

11:28 it'll actually save you. Electric toothbrushes.

11:31 My my brother's gonna get me one, he's told me.

11:33 Man, it's nice. He's a game changer.

11:36 Yeah, that's what you said. You got one for.

11:40 Yeah, for my birthday or no, no, that was a your cleaning kit.

11:44 But like I got, I got it for, you know, Christmas or

11:46 something. I'm like, why didn't I think

11:50 about this? Yeah, it's like it really

11:52 cleans. It does.

11:54 And it doesn't leave you like Oh my God, I just brushed all my

11:58 gums off. Like I, I knew that electronic

12:01 toothbrushes existed, but I'm just like, all right, grab the

12:04 stick, you know, grab the toothpaste and, you know, brush

12:06 your teeth. But you just, you just go like

12:08 tooth to tooth. She's just like 1234, just like

12:11 glide across or whatever. It's so simple.

12:14 Yeah, it it, it's and it's, I think those are those types of

12:17 toothbrushes are also better for your teeth 'cause you're not.

12:20 Yeah, you. Know it's just it's more of like

12:23 the vibration I guess breaks up the shit.

12:26 You know my my, my 1, mine has like 4 different settings.

12:29 You just use the basic one 'cause it's like, I think it's

12:33 like kind of hurts, whatever, like low, medium, high hurts and

12:38 then it's like a beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,

12:40 beep. Like a fucking like.

12:42 Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, like just pulsating.

12:45 Like, it's weird, but they're nice.

12:49 And you really get a good nice, clean mouth.

12:51 Yes. Yes, yeah.

12:52 So I like how like, yeah, this episode is not about dentistry.

12:57 Dentistry go right back into it. No, this this episode we are

13:03 going to talk about instead of mechanics we hate mechanics we

13:08 actually like. Yeah.

13:09 Oh, Mark to go first. Oh.

13:11 You want me to go first? Yeah.

13:12 I want Mark Mark first, OK. What the fuck?

13:17 I just don't look at that. They look like an elf.

13:20 A. Little bit the ears are just

13:22 like. Doesn't he?

13:25 Why do you do these? Things.

13:27 Autism. Yeah.

13:31 I said Asperger's. Yeah.

13:35 All right. Anyways, yeah, a game mechanic I

13:40 really fucking love is the Perry mechanic from Ultra Kill.

13:44 Yes. Oh my God.

13:46 It is such a lovely mechanic. I didn't really think much of it

13:51 until I got more into the game and Jack tells told me, hey,

13:55 have you have you done any more like the gun mechanics?

13:58 I'm like, wait a minute, there's mechanics with the gun.

14:00 He's like, yeah, just parry with the shotgun.

14:04 I'm like, OK, I'm trying to parry with the shotgun.

14:06 I'm like, what do you mean? Is it supposed to happen?

14:08 He's like, no, don't parry with the shotgun.

14:12 Parry the shotgun. Like what?

14:15 As soon as you fire Perry and I'm like, OK, I, I guess I do it

14:20 and then just explosion happens. I'm like.

14:23 What? The fuck, you know, Jack told me

14:26 about that. I'm like, I I don't know what

14:28 you mean, 'cause I was like shooting and trying to Perry,

14:30 but usually I was too early or too late.

14:32 Yeah, and I just couldn't figure out.

14:34 I'm like, what do you mean? What do you mean at that?

14:35 Just dink. I'm like, wow you?

14:39 Gotta try this now. Yeah.

14:41 You could you could do with anything.

14:43 You can parry the coins. You can parry the coins.

14:45 You like tink you, you, you flick over and you, you can

14:50 punch them. I've done that before with AV

14:51 one. It's actually a speed run Strat

14:54 where you flip the coin, you parry it and then like over V1

14:58 by the way, so it goes up in the air, you parry it again, goes

15:01 back up in the air, comes down, parry it again and like V1's

15:05 immune to damage. Except that and there have been

15:09 times where like I killed him before his health bar spot.

15:12 Are you talking about fighting V2?

15:14 Yeah, the V2, yeah, the first time you fight V2 in I think

15:17 limbo. Yeah, OK.

15:19 I mean you, you can, you can parry the Super laser.

15:24 No, there's a lot you can parry. Yeah, as long as.

15:26 Or what's even what's even better is you can use the Super

15:30 laser on the coins. Oh yeah, you can.

15:33 Real, real coin. Yeah, you can real.

15:36 Coin. Yeah, that's funny.

15:38 Like there there, there are so many hidden mechanics in that

15:41 game that I still have to explore.

15:43 Yeah, 'cause like the laser go like 123 like basically bend

15:46 around or like just reflect off the coin and like.

15:49 That it's an instant headshot and it does even more damage per

15:53 coin. Yeah, or there's I guess like a

15:55 tech where like even the enemy's just standing there and you like

15:58 use 4 coins, like the the laser will like just bounce between

16:02 the coins through the enemy and just blast them at the one final

16:05 hit for the headshot. It's it's horrifying.

16:08 It's horrifying what people like can do with the tech in this

16:12 game. Yeah, it is insane.

16:15 There's. A lot more that you can do in

16:16 this than I. Thought that's why there's the

16:18 meme machine. Put the coins away.

16:23 OK, I see. I see.

16:25 All right. I can't keep dancing to Orange

16:29 Justice while you shall go white boy go any longer.

16:36 I love that video, it's so funny.

16:39 Pretty much anything. Yeah, but but yeah, no, there's

16:42 so many hidden mechanics in that game.

16:45 The reason why the final few few layers of hell are taking so

16:48 long is because he's reworking the mechanics to deal with non

16:53 Euclidean shapes and spaces. Jesus.

16:59 What's next? Non Newtonian fluids.

17:02 No, like the the next layers of hell I think are like Jack would

17:09 know. I know there's violence.

17:14 Yeah, there's violence, but then there's also some sort of

17:18 trickery. One, yeah, I can't think of

17:19 them. I know, I know they.

17:20 I know which ones they are, but not they're not coming to me.

17:23 Apparently the level design is supposed to use non euclidean

17:28 level designs. I might actually hate that,

17:30 yeah. So non non Euclidean spaces and

17:36 they're reworking all the mechanics to work with that.

17:41 So the mechanics are kind of kicking.

17:44 Just sounds like it's going to be some sort of what's that game

17:47 like anti no, what is it anti chamber?

17:51 Kinda. Anti chamber.

17:55 Yeah, because that's that's a weird game.

17:57 I I think you've seen play it, but like there's just, you can

18:00 go around in like a square, but like you go through like 12

18:02 different rooms and then, oh, there's the exit.

18:04 Yeah, yeah, kind. Of oh, I think I.

18:06 Remember. Yeah.

18:07 Because that that game uses non new yeah non euclidean spaces as

18:11 well. Making it as a brain warp, yeah,

18:13 cool. But yeah, I am, I am so excited

18:17 to see how these mechanics are expanded on.

18:20 I I have you done the rocket writing?

18:24 I don't think so. Yeah.

18:25 So you, you know, with the with the rocket how you could freeze

18:29 time with it? Oh yeah.

18:31 Yeah. And then you just jump on the

18:33 rocket and you resume time. You can control the rocket using

18:36 your keys. That's fucking hilarious.

18:40 What the fuck? I've done that kind of in

18:42 Fortnite where, yeah, there was a point where you can just like

18:46 ride the rocket if you did it right.

18:48 Yeah. Yes, I remember that.

18:53 Yeah, just the amount of stupid shit you can do in the game.

18:55 Yeah. But yeah, yeah, closing that

18:58 off, Ultra Kill has amazing gun mechanics.

19:04 Yes, it does. I I can get that to that and

19:08 it's. Dull.

19:10 There's way more than I thought. Yeah, it looks like a simple

19:13 game, but it's one of those where it's.

19:15 So much depth. The two polygons in this game

19:18 are actually lacking because the the faces in this game are

19:22 fucking amazing. They're pulling the weight, the

19:26 tech. All right, who wants to go next?

19:29 Mr. Brandon isn't. You do.

19:31 You think anything? Yeah, I think a lot of things,

19:33 like I have ADHDI think a lot. It never stops.

19:36 Kind of sucks actually. But sunshine and lollipops and.

19:42 The boot break is in the face. Oh my God, we're cancelled.

19:49 Fuck what? Oh my God, we're cancelled.

19:55 So I actually want to go back to Secret of the Mimic.

19:58 I'm. Not done with.

19:59 This yet? I haven't finished yet.

20:01 Shut up, I'm not done. But wait this board.

20:06 I just so I left this purposely out of last week's episode

20:10 because I wanted to talk about it.

20:12 You know, this is just great timing for it with your

20:15 chopping, Brandon, but it's the data diver.

20:20 How you have to like actually plug it into the machine and

20:23 then turn your mouse to the left.

20:24 So, you know, you turn your wrist to the left and like you

20:27 actually like activate the machine with the data diver or

20:29 with the when you grab the crank, you have to actually like

20:32 put your mouse in a circular motion and like turn the crank

20:35 and all that, like the, you know, just do different things.

20:37 And it's just, God forbid with the generators, you're just.

20:41 Like, come on, go, come on. How fast you?

20:45 Yeah, you really like those tactile controls?

20:49 Yeah, I mean, I'm not sure if I really like them.

20:51 It's just the implementation of them is perfect.

20:53 It's literally perfect. Like it's it was just so

20:59 satisfying to do that and it just came so naturally.

21:02 By the end of the game, I was like, oh, I got to plug in the

21:04 data driver, turn left. I'm going to do the cranker.

21:06 I just got to go around or, you know, get the gas going.

21:08 I have to go up and down with my mouse.

21:10 Like it just, it just made so much sense.

21:13 And you do it so often as well. Yeah, yeah, that it just, you

21:16 just can't help it. But like, you see it, you do it.

21:19 You just automatically, like you putting the mouse in like a

21:21 circular motion or with the those pipes, yeah, you have to

21:25 like turn them in a circular motion.

21:27 Like it just, everything about it just made sense and it was

21:31 just so cool how well they implemented it.

21:34 I guess at first it's janky 'cause you don't like know

21:37 exactly how to do it. But like, once you get it, you

21:40 just get it. Like, I don't know how to say

21:42 it. Yeah.

21:43 And you just, you're interact, it gives you a lot of

21:45 interaction with the world, right?

21:47 So you know that that's if you you feel like you're actually

21:51 doing something. You know.

21:52 Yeah, no, it's not just you click a button and now you're in

21:55 another room. It's like, oh, you actually have

21:57 to plug in the machine, like turn it to the right.

21:59 You have to wait for like 7 eons because this is like 1980s

22:03 technology or whatever. So it's it's funny with the with

22:07 the data diver when some locations when you turn it and

22:11 then you get that circle on it. You know.

22:15 What that is, that's actually loading the area.

22:19 That's why it takes so long. Yeah, I've noticed that.

22:21 Like it took a minute. I'm like, why are some of these

22:23 longer and shorter? Oh.

22:25 It's loading literally the next day or.

22:26 Yeah, You know, I realized that for a minute because like some,

22:29 like, take, like, you know, 5, like warm, warm.

22:31 Like it takes like five of those.

22:32 And then someone's like, all right, here's like 15.

22:34 And it's like, why is this one taking so long?

22:36 But then like I realized I'm like it's unloading.

22:40 It's unloading and loading. Things, yeah, which I mean.

22:44 What are you doing it honestly, that's.

22:46 Kind of cool. No, that's really smart.

22:47 Like the way to do it. Like in kind of like be like

22:50 none the wiser. Instead of having like a loading

22:52 screen, yeah, like, you know, no, it's pretty cool because I

22:57 think when that happens, I think everything freezes.

23:00 So like if there was an enemy chasing you, I think it stops, I

23:03 think. I couldn't tell you.

23:07 Cuz that would that would kind of suck.

23:08 You're just waiting, like, come on, come on, he's coming.

23:11 Yeah, I mean, there was a time where like I went around the

23:14 corner and I'm like, did the enemy see me?

23:17 And then like I get, you know, like cuz I heard like the I'm

23:20 like feeling like the chasing sound.

23:23 So I get back to the door. I'm like, is he chasing?

23:25 He rounds the corner. I'm like, shit, shit, put it in

23:27 the tournament. Oh my God.

23:31 And like the door doesn't close instantly, but it was like Chun

23:34 Chun, Chun Chun like right at the door and it closed.

23:36 I'm like. Oh.

23:38 My God, I have never died when a door closed, but that was the

23:42 closest 'cause I'm just like oh shit, 'cause it's not that far

23:46 of a run from like around him turning to the door to see me.

23:49 I'm like, oh. Just having that image in my

23:54 head of oh shit, and you're like, you flick your fucking

23:57 camera. Just like fucking missing one.

24:02 Come on, turn holy. Shit.

24:09 But no, the IT was just, it was perfect.

24:12 It was perfectly implemented it, so it's smooth as shit.

24:16 There goes this chair counter. Time to beat my high score.

24:25 No, this is a cross episode thing.

24:30 OK, next. Come on.

24:31 Next fucking. God damn you, I was trying to do

24:35 the slow. He was trying to do the slow.

24:40 I was trying to do the. Slow.

24:41 All right, I'm done. I'm good.

24:46 I. Think I'm killing Ethan?

24:49 I can kill you. So that's Brandon's favorite

24:52 mechanic is chair Squeak. I can't do it.

24:55 Oh, wait. That's pushy shit.

25:02 I can't get it. I lost.

25:04 Go on. Brand.

25:05 What? Yeah, I hear him.

25:10 I heard him. Oh, OK, nevermind.

25:17 This is not a gaming podcast. It's a shitting podcast,

25:20 apparently. Yeah.

25:23 So for me, we're going to start off with Doom, the Dark Ages

25:30 shield. OK, I've seen you do this and

25:32 it's satisfying. I love everything about that.

25:37 Fucking shield. But the fact that I you can now,

25:42 you know, after you go through like I think first or second

25:45 level, then the game tells you, hey, you know, you can throw

25:48 your shield, right? Like really?

25:52 OK, don't see. So yeah, no, you're able to, and

25:57 you can also upgrade this too, but you can throw your shield

25:59 and any enemies that are weak, they just die, just fucking get

26:03 cut in half or shit. But they really have an emphasis

26:07 on that shield being able to parry enemy projectiles, stun

26:13 enemies. So they're the bigger enemies

26:17 you want to use your shield to. Then.

26:19 Attack so there's some motherfucker.

26:24 There are. There's some.

26:25 Duck of the road. There's some.

26:27 Fuck that duck. What?

26:32 You suck. Oh.

26:36 Oh, you want you want to play this now?

26:38 Yeah. Why?

26:40 Is it not doing the? Fucking.

26:44 Wow. Damn.

26:48 Yeah, so the the shield. Is really your just your best

26:53 friend and like I said earlier you can upgrade it which then

26:57 gives the shield a bigger radius to actually attack enemies and

27:03 you see like these fucking like knives and shit coming out of it

27:06 when you throw it it's. It is also used.

27:09 For progressing in some levels. Oh, that's cool.

27:13 So it actually is. Practical use.

27:14 Yes, it's. There are these like green like

27:21 body goo green things that goo green buddies that what you do

27:27 is you throw your shield, it latches on to it, then it pulls

27:32 you over to it. Which is fucking cool.

27:34 As shit I. Really.

27:38 I just, I can't get enough of throwing the fucking thing.

27:41 Even when there's no enemies I just throw it.

27:43 Wow. I mean, I'm not sure if you

27:46 played. Borderlands, the pre sequel but

27:48 there's this character called Athena in which she has a shield

27:51 well, she has a shield that you can pull up as her like ability.

27:54 So you know, it's not like cooldown, but.

27:57 I think. It's been a while.

27:58 I think it like absorbs damage that you take and then you could

28:01 just throw it for like big Dick damage.

28:04 I. Know I think the the the shield

28:11 in in the dark ages I think does something similar to that 'cause

28:17 I. Mean obviously also.

28:18 It is a shield. I mean it, it just makes.

28:21 You feel like Captain America. Oh dude.

28:22 Yeah, 'cause you could it. Takes a good bit of damage, and

28:26 then you can, you know, you're like, I don't like you.

28:30 Yeah. I, I think that is probably one

28:34 of the best mechanics in the game.

28:36 Yeah, that I could think of, Yeah.

28:40 I mean, if it's like. Kind of built around it.

28:42 It kind of has to be a really good mechanic.

28:43 Yes, I. Just I didn't.

28:45 Think it was going to be that much fair built around it

28:49 'cause. You know it's.

28:50 It's a shield. What can you do with?

28:52 The shield, Yeah, 'cause you I. Believe you don't have the

28:54 shield right away. I mean, it's probably like the

28:57 the. Eternal Sword.

28:59 Yeah, in a way. Yeah.

29:01 Yeah. And then again the.

29:06 The the gunplay for Doom the Dark Ages is really good too.

29:11 You know, instead of which emphasis on the shield, but

29:15 stand your ground being able to. Actually throw this.

29:19 Thing to get rid of enemies that are weaker, you know, and the

29:24 distance this fucking thing can go like holy shit, 'cause these

29:29 levels are kind of massive. Like.

29:33 They're not small, which I think is also why they give you a

29:38 Sprint button. Because now you Sprint.

29:42 Jesus Christ, is that terrifying?

29:44 I mean, oh, it's like. Thud, thud, thud.

29:46 Like walking, you're fast, but. Yes, and oh God, if you there's

29:53 also another mechanic. Can you like bash through a

29:55 wall? Wall sprinting.

29:57 Like you get no management. Then just blah I think there.

30:01 Is yes, you do have the shield. Oh OK, you you'd shield.

30:05 Put it up. And you shield that.

30:06 That's cool. Which that's really nice when

30:09 you're kind of far away from an enemy because Jesus fucking

30:12 Christ, you home in. The missile knows where it is.

30:18 It is. Stupid accurate.

30:21 I start to play. The Dark.

30:23 Ages but this this personally sounds like they edited Titan

30:27 mechanics from Destiny 2 and just put them onto Doomslayer.

30:30 Because even like with. The shield you all, it just

30:34 sounds really. Really the missiles EP after a

30:36 long. Day of splashing bandits.

30:40 This was very tired. And.

30:43 Another like. Very small mechanic.

30:46 It's not not anything like the shield, a certain distance from

30:50 where you fall off like a Cliff, you will cause a shockwave.

30:54 No, that's cool. And.

30:55 Anything that's in. Front of you missed it is.

31:00 Like. God, they make you.

31:01 Feel like. A badass like I'm, I'm gonna be

31:03 honest. I love 2016.

31:07 I don't know how I feel about Eternal, but I would play the

31:09 fuck out of Yeah the Dark. Ages.

31:13 Eternal was fine. I just think it was not a Doom

31:17 game for me. Now I, I have, I think I've said

31:22 this in a previous podcast episode.

31:24 I, I finished the game. I just, I, I, I can't do the

31:27 DLCS. They pissed me off.

31:28 I mean, I think for me. I think I also talked about this

31:31 in a previous episode then this is for stupid fucking reasons

31:34 I'm not going to go over. I just could not get past that

31:36 Calca demon in the first mission and there's like no save points.

31:41 You got to start the whole mission over again or something

31:45 stupid maybe, maybe like we're near the cockademan.

31:48 But it's just like it just murdered me.

31:50 Like that section just I could not do it, I will definitely

31:54 say. Eternal even.

31:57 Like if you. Play on like some of the lower

32:00 difficulties is hard. The game is.

32:02 Actually. Pretty difficult, yeah.

32:04 Now that doesn't make it bad. No, because that's how.

32:08 I personally. Enjoy it.

32:09 Yeah, so you you like? The the like balls to the wall

32:14 type like Doom games yeah no, he likes the.

32:17 Balls to the wall difficulties, yeah.

32:20 Like coming? For this man, you played Jedi

32:25 Survivor, a Grandmaster difficulty my first playthrough.

32:28 Yeah, this man did wish her with.

32:30 A gun. And it was like, yeah, fuck

32:32 yeah, we're not backing out. This man wants to play

32:36 Generation 0 on the hardest difficulty.

32:39 Yeah, well, let's see. How do you have you?

32:43 Played the original Dill, I have not.

32:48 Part of my problems. That.

32:49 I I haven't personally know how to access it.

32:54 And my second problem is that I don't understand what I'm

32:57 supposed to be doing. Yeah, that's what that's what it

32:59 was. For me, in the first year like

33:01 it, I just I feel like I have no.

33:03 Sense of direction at all it can be, sorry.

33:07 I think I went through like 2 or. 3 levels and I'm just like I

33:10 just constantly feel lost and like I think I even had to like

33:14 look up one of the levels like where one of the key cards was

33:16 or one of the keys whatever is like the blue one I think it

33:19 was. Because it was like the

33:21 Hollywood was. Like blue, yellow or like

33:24 something? Yeah, it can be.

33:27 There was this courtyard. That had to go out to another.

33:29 There's like this area. I'm like OK, OK it.

33:33 Can be it can be confusing. I don't mind that because I.

33:38 Played. The original.

33:40 Dude for so long. That, yeah.

33:42 But that that is a problem. That can happen and I mean

33:45 that's how old the game is, but I mean accessing the game, you

33:50 get it on steam, you get doom doom plus doom 2, because those

33:56 are the updated ports of the game and also has mod support.

34:01 So I would just be curious on how you would do with the

34:07 original Doom on the hardest difficulty.

34:11 Because the reason I say that is it's, it's not that the enemies,

34:16 if I remember correctly, do more damage to you.

34:19 It's the amount, yeah. Yeah, that's the thing.

34:24 And because doom. Doom classically has a play

34:28 style that transitions from more of an arena shooter into a

34:33 bullet hell. So it's so it's more.

34:35 Puzzles. It's more of an artificial

34:37 difficulty kind of deal then I guess.

34:40 In a way, yes, because the the true like Doom experience is I

34:47 think it's it's. Above.

34:52 Nightmare or ultra nightmare, which is like the the actual

34:57 true like this is how you should probably play doom if you want

35:00 that challenge, but it's not balls hard.

35:03 Yeah. Are you talking like?

35:04 Where if you die you have to restart the whole game.

35:07 So no, no. There is nothing like that.

35:08 Oh OK, no, The thing is with doom and.

35:11 And This is why saving is important.

35:15 Yeah, 'cause you could save. It anytime.

35:18 Literally, yeah. And it's just you want to do

35:22 that because if you die, you lose everything.

35:25 You go back to the beginning of the level, you lose all of your

35:27 guns. Oh no.

35:29 This is This is just. Across the board, all

35:31 difficulties. This is why you save after you

35:34 go through a room. Might want to save.

35:37 I know it saves scummy but trust me it sucks when you're pretty

35:41 far into the game and you lose your fucking guns, which you

35:44 get. You can get them back pretty

35:46 quickly in the level, it's just it sucks when you've got a bunch

35:50 of different demons and you have a little pistol.

35:55 Like. It's.

35:56 But that's just how those games work.

35:58 I mean especially with how slow the.

35:59 Pistol shoots too, yes. Now Doom 2 that.

36:06 One would give you. Trouble.

36:08 Yeah, because that one is a lot more difficult.

36:13 Yeah, because. Of the amount of.

36:15 Enemies again again it. Evolves.

36:18 Into a bullet hell, yes, but. Let me tell you, it is

36:23 satisfying when you get everything dead, OK, and you

36:27 move on to the next room or whatever or or continue your

36:30 puzzle. That is one hell of a

36:32 satisfaction. OK, And also Doom 2 has the the

36:36 double barrel. That's true.

36:38 Oh. The Super OH.

36:40 The Super shotgun, Yeah. It got that fucking thing.

36:43 No demon stands a chance. It's stupid.

36:48 Nothing beats the Super. Shotgun and internals with the

36:50 meat hook. Oh dude I love that shit.

36:52 Man I love hooking myself to the fucking cocka demon like hot

36:56 coming bitch. You think you fly and you safe.

37:02 God, I wish they would have had that in the in Dark Ages.

37:05 But I understand Dark Ages is a prequel.

37:09 Is a prequel to 2016? Yeah.

37:12 That makes a. Lot of sense, yeah.

37:15 And I just love the callbacks to the game.

37:17 God. Just from the start, you.

37:20 Got the little guy at the bottom of the screen looking and shit,

37:22 you know, from the original. Yeah, right there.

37:25 I'm like, Ding, all right, we're ready.

37:29 That's so. Fun.

37:31 But. What about you, Mark?

37:33 What you got? Anything else?

37:35 Give me a. 2nd to think. Do you want me to go or?

37:40 Yeah. Go ahead, having a little.

37:41 Time to think. I can I actually have?

37:44 Two others that I could talk about.

37:47 I'm not sure what's going to talk about though.

37:49 One or two. Guys, one or two. 2222 all.

37:52 Right, Titanfall. Two movement.

37:55 Oh yeah, baby. Yeah, dude, it's, it's so

37:58 fucking. Buttery smooth, transitioning

38:01 from like a wall run to like a slide on the ground, using the

38:04 grappling hook even to like fling around buildings and after

38:06 benching the explosions. To continue to propel your

38:09 velocity. Oh yeah, I mean, that's only if

38:11 it's. Your own grenades, but still

38:12 like yeah, still just or even like the the Titan movement is

38:16 like it goes from like smooth pilot to like kind of clunky,

38:21 like giant. It's yeah, it's still pretty

38:23 good, Yeah, Especially for the sheer size of the Titans,

38:26 especially the transition. From pilot to Titan, Yeah, I

38:29 mean, well, the way the. Maps are made is like everything

38:32 is giant. But then you get into Titan.

38:34 It's like all these people are Titan, yeah.

38:38 Squish well, play is. A monarch or tone it just laser

38:47 shooting somebody out of the ear.

38:48 Oh my God, it was. An ion just no.

38:51 That was. Ion Yeah, just.

38:52 Beep. There's just red.

38:54 Mist there's. Like no. 1st.

38:58 Person shooter I can think of. That is that smooth?

39:00 No, I don't think. Even Titanfall 1 is that smooth.

39:03 It was not they perfected. It they.

39:05 Really it? Was really perfected with.

39:08 Two and then we got E pixel engines, Yeah, but don't talk

39:11 about that. We don't.

39:11 Talk about that. Oh shoot, bikies.

39:15 Bikies, bikies. But no, yeah.

39:20 Just everything about that and like people like, you know, we,

39:24 we've played it probably like 2 years ago or something and we're

39:28 using the North Star engine back when all the hackers were on

39:30 Titanfall. Yep.

39:32 And. Like just when?

39:37 We actually got into a multiplayer game and there was

39:39 like AG rank 81 coming up our ass.

39:42 And just like, how, how are you moving so smoothly and like just

39:46 sneaking up on me because it's like I'd be running through the

39:49 city or whatever. Like just like with my gun in

39:52 hand, be like I'm ready to shoot the nearest motherfucker and

39:54 kill them. But no, you just die.

39:56 Like, where did he come from? Yeah, a literal ghost, a shade

39:59 just flowing through the. Whatever geometry, yeah.

40:05 Jesus. Like I don't stand a chance.

40:10 It's literal. Miracles.

40:12 It's just such a shame that they don't want to go back into it.

40:18 No, dude, every everyone. Would be like yes, Titanfall

40:21 three yeah, I mean, that game came out what, 10 years ago

40:25 yeah, it's. It's unfortunate because it got

40:28 logged. It got slogged in between Call

40:32 of Duty in Battlefield. Yeah.

40:35 Oh, I didn't. Realize that.

40:36 Yeah, yeah. It was basically getting.

40:38 Beat up by Yeah, it it it was a. Sacrificial lamb to the

40:42 slaughter, which is why you did not do well.

40:44 It was a shame, it really. Was but like.

40:49 It's even worse because who was the publisher EA for this?

40:52 Yes, EA was publisher. Respond.

40:55 Was the development yes. Yes, because EA.

40:57 Put it next to Battlefront or Battlefield.

41:02 Yeah, Which? Is their.

41:04 Title as well. Yes, they literally.

41:07 Chose. Titanfall to be in the

41:09 sacrificial lamb. You right, it was kind of they

41:12 could have. Just.

41:12 Like delayed it by. Like 3 months at least and like

41:15 it's just. Awful.

41:16 Timing and that's the only reason I will say like.

41:20 Experiencing Titanfall 2 for the first time mark when we played

41:23 the open beta. It was a magical thing.

41:27 It was so great. Well, like I, I.

41:31 Don't, I don't know how it happened, like just being able

41:35 to play the the open beta, but like, I think you might have

41:38 said something about it. Yeah, or so I don't remember

41:41 how. Like I just like suddenly I was

41:43 playing this open beta for the weekend.

41:46 I'm like, this is fucking magical.

41:47 And then it closed down for the week because, you know, they

41:50 were like doing another test the next weekend and like they

41:54 changed some things like because Ion was fucking broken.

41:58 But then Scorch was broken the next week.

42:01 Because those are the only two. Titans at the time, yeah,

42:04 Especially for just. The beta and it's just like.

42:08 It was just like I couldn't. It was.

42:10 I could not wait that week. Yeah, I want to play more of

42:13 this now. And then the next week it came

42:15 out like this is like the magical feeling came back, like

42:18 everything was just punkin perfect in the world and like

42:21 this is the greatest feeling ever.

42:24 Just. God the.

42:25 Movement is I just I I hate. Like the feeling of we may never

42:33 see that again. You know, like, not in that way.

42:37 No, yeah, we have. Oh God, what's that?

42:43 I can't think of the game as like Blade Runner or something

42:45 like that, like where you kind of like walk, you have one hit

42:50 and you're dead. Mirror's Edge.

42:52 No, no, I think it's like. I think it's like, oh, maybe it

42:55 is Blade. Yeah, I think it is Blade.

42:57 Runner, I can't exactly remember, but like that's kind

42:59 of got a smooth thing too. But we're not we're not going to

43:02 see it in a PvP aspect. Yeah, no.

43:06 And that game was? PvP central, I mean yeah, there

43:09 was what, home defense or whatever, but like yeah, it was

43:12 PvP yes and I. Well, did.

43:15 Did Titanfall 2 have a campaign? It did.

43:17 It did. OK, it was.

43:18 The first one to have a. Campaign the only one to.

43:21 Have a campaign, Yeah. The only one to have a.

43:22 Campaign. Well, anyways, Titanfall One had

43:26 a really weird campaign system where the campaign takes place

43:30 in multiplayer matches and you get glimpses of the story is you

43:36 either win or lose on both teams.

43:39 Huh, Yeah, it's really weird. It's kind of an.

43:43 Issue, yeah. So essentially.

43:45 What? What Titanfall one story does,

43:48 is it it it it's world building. Yeah.

43:51 Yeah, it's building up the universe give you, if you want

43:55 to think of it, think of like storytelling from Overwatch.

43:58 Overwatch One. Yeah, OK.

44:01 I see and like there was also. I'm like, do you ever play the

44:04 campaign? I did.

44:06 It's just been so long. OK, yeah, cuz like there's that.

44:09 There's that one map where there's like that giant radar

44:11 dish, like outside this bunker, they have to go inside with BT

44:14 and all that. And there's collectibles in

44:17 this, you know, in the throughout the campaign.

44:20 But like on the radar dish, like in the center, like just in

44:24 this, I have to get up there to get that collectible.

44:28 Like that's how open world this thing is.

44:30 Like there's just like in that world, There's like no limit to

44:36 what? Like there's no upper bounds of

44:39 what this game could have done as as long as it was.

44:42 Insight. You could actually go to it

44:43 pretty well. Like there's that one.

44:45 There's that one map where it's like underneath the sand or

44:49 whatever and like there's like what, skinny walls, like way up

44:52 at the top you can get above the map, but the maps like no, get

44:55 back down there, you're going to die.

44:57 Like you have 5 seconds. God, I even remember on that.

45:04 On that mission with the radar dish, like there's like a little

45:06 elevator of like BT where you have to go up.

45:09 Yeah, I got stuck under there. I had to restart the mission.

45:12 Are you kidding me? I literally couldn't get out of

45:15 it. And BT is like, come on, let's

45:16 go. Come.

45:17 On get. Cooper, let's.

45:19 Go. Yeah.

45:19 Get inside, Cooper. We got to go.

45:22 It's cool we have. To go to.

45:23 Wendy's. She had chicken tendon.

45:25 She had chicken nut and chicken sandwich.

45:29 It's funny. God damn.

45:30 It we're. Going to Wendy's, I I had a.

45:34 A similar experience, not in like Titanfall, but with a

45:37 fucking elevator when I was playing that Half Life, Alex,

45:42 that VR. Yeah, yeah.

45:45 Yeah, the one. Elevator.

45:46 I was like halfway through the mission, the elevator broke.

45:51 I went up without me in it. And.

45:54 I couldn't call back down and I'm sitting here like, you've

45:57 got to be kidding. Why is there no fucking call

45:59 button here, guys? Yeah, really.

46:01 Like. What the fuck?

46:03 So yeah, I start the entire mission over.

46:05 Yeah, I mean luckily. Mine was at the very beginning,

46:08 but still. Yeah, I'll just make up the.

46:12 I could just think about the movement for.

46:14 Hours and just be just, gosh, just.

46:17 Gosh, I miss it so much. Yeah, so do I.

46:23 I know like what was it? Black Ops 3 tried to do it and I

46:28 wonder. Call of Duty.

46:29 Games. Tried.

46:30 Well, yeah, because Advanced Warfare tried.

46:32 It's the Warfare. Tried.

46:34 Black Ops 3. Black Ops four.

46:37 I think it was Infinite, no? Advanced.

46:40 Infinite Warfare. Advanced Warfare.

46:43 Had the the exo suits? No, I thought it was infinite.

46:45 Warfare that had the exo suits. No, they had the EXO suits.

46:48 No, because advanced. No, Yeah.

46:50 Advanced Warfare had the EXO. Suits.

46:52 Yeah, because. Infinite.

46:54 Infinite Warfare was the space 1, yes.

46:58 But yeah, no, like those had like and you could like double

47:00 jump and like kind of wall ride, you could slide a little bit,

47:04 but there was nowhere it could not compare with like Titanfall.

47:08 You could slide for a fucking mile in Titanfall, Oh my God,

47:12 and I'm. Always going to have a bone to.

47:13 Pick with Infinite Warfare. Fucking.

47:19 Again, could not play the fucking game for a little bit

47:22 because the fucking multiplayer just didn't want to fucking

47:24 work, Yeah. God, that shit.

47:27 Sucked. And honestly?

47:31 I will say Infinite Warfare definitely, I think did improve

47:37 upon the movement from Black Ops 3 because if it did feel a lot

47:41 smoother, then yeah, yeah. I.

47:45 Mean it was pretty. Smooth for Black Ops for like a

47:47 Black Ops. Sorry for Call of Duty standard.

47:49 It's like back up there goes not that bad, but no.

47:52 Yeah, but. Again, it's.

47:53 It could. Definitely be.

47:53 Improvements. But I'm I'm.

47:55 Always like any of the Black Ops games.

47:59 For me it it's black. The original Black Ops, Yeah.

48:02 The the thing though. Is that like?

48:05 Each game is made for its own movement and the fact like the

48:08 sheer size of the maps, yes. For.

48:12 These Titans as well as made for the humans is just like perfect

48:17 yeah, there's such a good. Balance to it, yeah.

48:19 No, I, I. God I really missed that.

48:21 Fucking God damn that was so good.

48:27 Well, I mean, I pretty. Much we'll just keep repeating

48:30 ad nauseam. So yeah, there wants to go.

48:33 It's so good. I want to talk about the.

48:34 Portal mechanics from Portal? Oh, that's pretty good.

48:38 Oh. My.

48:39 God. The fact that the portals are.

48:41 Instantaneous. Yeah, they're they're

48:43 instantaneous. And you?

48:44 Can use them in so many different useful ways.

48:47 Yeah, launch yourself. Launch.

48:50 Yourself. Direct the lasers.

48:53 My favorite was Multiplayer 2 where you have to launch you and

48:59 a buddy at each other and slam into each other to breach a

49:02 platform in the middle of a chasm.

49:04 Wait, really? Yeah.

49:05 I have yet to play 2. That sounds awesome.

49:07 Yeah, I never got. To do the multiplayer I got to

49:11 deal with my. Brother, we were so frustrated

49:13 with it by for like a moment. Why are you pointing?

49:18 We could do it together. We got because I've never played

49:20 another There you guys go, I mean.

49:23 Yeah, we could do the multiplayer.

49:24 Yeah, but we were. So we were just dumbfounded

49:28 because we're like, OK, maybe we're just getting the angle

49:30 wrong. And every time we would try to

49:33 reset the portals, it would launch one of us into the void

49:36 and we'd die. We'd have to respond.

49:38 We're like, what we're supposed to do until we accidentally

49:41 stumbled the pod. Oh, if we go at the same time,

49:45 we'll smack into each other, do an emote, and then land on the

49:49 platform underneath us that we're supposed to get to.

49:53 That's funny. Yeah, that's actually.

49:55 A really cool puzzle cuz like that that just makes you think

49:58 yeah, it makes. You think outside of the box it

50:01 is. It is so amazing cuz like I love

50:04 it when you have. Like Co-op puzzles.

50:07 Yeah. Like, you know, kind of in the

50:09 IT takes Two. Yeah.

50:10 But then you have the ones that just like, yeah, is this even

50:17 possible? Yeah, yes.

50:20 It is. It can only.

50:21 Be done in Co-op yeah I'm not talking like oh like this person

50:26 is in a crane and this person is trying to climb up a building

50:28 and they have to like push blocks around No, it's like

50:31 where you actually have to have another physical being for this

50:34 to be possible. You both have to be thinking.

50:37 Yeah, like you both have to participate.

50:41 Man portal man fuck. I just want to play it again.

50:44 It is so good. I.

50:45 Wish they would do a third. I still do a.

50:47 Second, what do you mean it's valve?

50:49 They can't count to 3 trail. You got a point.

50:54 Yeah. Let's see the Chalk Readers

50:56 song. 1-2 and four and four if you wanted 3.

51:02 Well, guess what? Here's Half Life, Alex, and it

51:06 is it. Is a good.

51:07 Game. It's a good game.

51:08 I know it's not Half Life. Three, it's not Half Life 3,

51:10 that is. Referenced in The Chalk Eaters.

51:12 Song too. Oh my God, it's really funny.

51:14 Like the setup tonight. I can only count the fuck.

51:19 God damn it, it's. A fucking song in my head now.

51:22 Shit. But yeah, no.

51:26 I just love the portal. I just, I just love how there

51:29 was. No load times for the portal.

51:31 So it was like as soon as you put one portal down, it's then

51:33 you put and then you oh, excuse me.

51:35 And then you put the other one down.

51:37 Boom. Like you could, you could see

51:39 the location. Yeah, the second portal right

51:41 there. So.

51:42 Good. Granted, there was like a.

51:44 Little bit of a load, but like, that's just the portal

51:46 animation. Yeah, this is the portal

51:47 animation. Opening up, it's just it's

51:50 gorgeous. What's funny is the.

51:53 During the development of Portal 2, they were looking at not

51:58 adding the portals. Why then it's not?

52:01 Called Portal. Yeah, exactly.

52:04 Yeah, I, I forget what they were going to do, but the, the

52:06 portals were kind of like put to the side.

52:08 And I'm like, man, I'm so glad you guys didn't do that.

52:11 Yeah, that's such a dumb. Idea well into isn't there like

52:14 the goop or? Whatever.

52:15 Yeah, so so at some. Point you get to the goop, so

52:18 there's goop that that is bouncy and there's goop that makes you

52:22 speedy Yeah yes that that was like the weirdest like when I

52:25 first. Watched a play, I think it was

52:26 Jacksepticeye. I first watched a playthrough

52:28 that came and like, this, this is this even Portal?

52:30 Like, yeah. And then, like, I was thinking

52:33 about it like a few years after the fact.

52:35 I'm like, that is a fever dream. And like, Nope, that's just

52:37 Portal, too. Got it.

52:39 OK. All right.

52:40 Honestly, I think it fits. It's I have to play it, but

52:44 like. Thinking back to them, like,

52:45 what were they thinking? Yeah, it was odd, but.

52:48 It fits with it, yeah, if we have to.

52:51 Actually play, that's what. I'm saying.

52:53 Otherwise it's just like what are they thinking?

52:55 This is stupid. This isn't portal it just took.

52:58 Me a minute to like figure out how to use this shit yeah and

53:02 then as you're. Going through the.

53:03 Levels you have the aperture guy talking.

53:08 Oh, is it not Glados anywhere? Well, at.

53:10 That point of the game, you're in a very foundational part of

53:14 the part of the facility. Oh yes.

53:17 After. Well, I won't say anything

53:19 because you haven't played it. Yeah, no, that's fine.

53:21 Don't, don't go. Well then, after Wheatley.

53:24 Takes over. Oh yeah, and, and Gladys gets

53:27 put into a potato. You're sent down into the

53:31 literal foundations of the building, and you find the very

53:35 old Aperture Science Research facility.

53:40 I will say I really find it funny.

53:41 The fact that like, all right, Gladys this you're you have too

53:44 much power or whatever, you check her out and he's like, all

53:46 right, really, here you go. And he's like, Oh yes, I can

53:48 feel the power and instantly goes.

53:54 The problem is. He is just a moron and he

53:58 cannot. Handle.

53:59 It I just love how yeah. Gladys being in the potato and

54:02 it's and she's on the on the gun.

54:04 I'm like, Oh my God. Y'all are geniuses.

54:07 This is fucking great. And then you reinstate.

54:09 Her at the. End of the game you find her,

54:11 she's being. Eaten by a crow, she's like ow

54:14 ow ow, get away, get. Him.

54:17 God. And then what was it?

54:18 Was it portal? Two that had the the one cuts in

54:22 space. Yes, it's Portal 2, yeah.

54:24 I love that, sure. You put a portal on.

54:26 The moon to get rid of weed. It gets sucked.

54:29 Off into space. And Glanos catches you before

54:32 you get sucked out. That's right, that was the

54:34 second. One.

54:35 Yeah, it's there's. Like it's.

54:37 Just like, Oh yeah, we. Made the portal walls using moon

54:41 rocks and that's the only. Place that the portal will stick

54:43 to. So what do we do?

54:45 Shoot. The moon like how like.

54:48 It travels so far that's like take a second, but then it's

54:50 like Ding. Yeah, space I like.

54:55 Space. Oh my God, space.

54:57 Just. The ending with glass be like

54:59 and I got to remember all my personalities when I was a

55:03 human. Space, space, space.

55:05 Space deleting memory. Banks.

55:08 Yeah. Now then.

55:10 Now that that's gone. Or the fucking animal.

55:12 Gorgeous. What the hell is wrong?

55:17 With this one. The humor.

55:22 In. The Portal series is just.

55:24 It's top notch. It is.

55:26 So fucking. Good.

55:30 I miss it. So.

55:31 Much. Make a third game, damn it.

55:34 I'm gonna play more. No, we had to sell.

55:36 More CS GO skins Yeah, because we need to get these children

55:40 gambling we have CS GO to. Portal to half life to let's

55:44 play one. I'm missing Left for Dead 2.

55:47 There is, yeah. We can't count to three.

55:50 There is. I got to show you it Mark also

55:54 easy play it too. There is another there is

55:57 another Portal game, but it's I know what you're talking.

56:00 About I'm not having, I think it's called.

56:03 I might have an idea. It is and it follows.

56:04 What Kate Johnson specifically? So it's like the narrator of the

56:08 game, so with. This well with this game, it's

56:12 not made by Valve, OK is. A small.

56:16 Team so it's a fan game. Essentially, I guess you could

56:20 call. It that.

56:20 Yeah, like it is plural. Yeah, yeah.

56:26 I saw clips of it and I wasn't sure if it was real or not.

56:29 Yes, it is on Steam. I have not played through the

56:34 entire game, which I actually want to get back to that.

56:36 Not thinking about it. It's been a little.

56:40 While since I don't. Remember most of it, Yeah.

56:43 But what I do remember is like this is Portal.

56:46 This feels like Portal. Yeah.

56:48 This team put in so much fucking effort.

56:52 Yeah. That it was it it it's good.

56:55 So if you have a like a portal kick, I could show you what that

56:58 game is. I'd like to do it.

57:00 Try. It yeah, it's from what I.

57:02 Can remember like, yeah, this is Portal.

57:07 This is good. This is good.

57:09 The puzzles. The puzzles in that game make

57:11 you think some of them are kind of hard.

57:13 Yeah, I do like that aspect. It's like, man, how is this

57:16 possible? It's like then you're like, Oh

57:18 my God, it is like I had the same thing with a Telus

57:22 principle run into henna. That DLC has the hardest

57:27 puzzles. I, I have played, I, I know

57:30 there's harder puzzle games, but the hardest puzzles I have

57:32 played in the puzzle game and I'm like, I was determined to be

57:35 like, I'm not using a guide, he said eventually.

57:39 You think? Of the idea like just ran like I

57:42 I know some randomly comes to you like I've had that one

57:44 portal. Yeah, how the fuck am I?

57:47 Like, unless you're a pirate. Softer and you cheat on stream.

57:49 Actually I get the. Hardest puzzles I have played

57:52 is. The Talos.

57:56 Two DLC, but that's like a lot of the puzzles and Talos can

58:02 just be boiled down like the hardest puzzles can be boiled

58:04 down to lasers because then it's just like a matter of like

58:07 balancing the lasers. Yeah, you know, like pretty much

58:10 math, like cancelling each other out or edition or whatever it

58:13 was like it's just Nah, my my brain.

58:17 Doesn't do that. I want to.

58:18 Say my favorite puzzle. Games are either the game makes

58:21 you think like in Portal or Intelos, or the puzzles are just

58:27 so over the top it's fucking ridiculous.

58:30 Like in Outlast. Yes, yes.

58:34 Last night we were finishing up the city run.

58:38 And so Brandon, Emma and I, we got stuck into a mission where

58:43 it's like, all right, you need to collect jugs of STD's to

58:47 inject into this guy. They were like, what?

58:49 Yeah, that was. Like what the fuck?

58:53 What the fuck are we doing? Literally you pour these.

58:57 Into this thing. There's a guy suspended over

59:00 this, you know, and when, when you're ready to leave, you're

59:05 just hearing this guy screaming bloody fucking murder as he's

59:09 just getting repeatedly. Injected I know this is a

59:12 fucked. Up game but it's fucked up.

59:15 Damn. Oh.

59:16 Yeah. Well, believe.

59:17 Believe us, I know we read that. Like what?

59:20 The fuck? I know you're guys.

59:23 Your brother walked into the. Room, he's like, why are you

59:26 carrying a jug of STD? That's right, Patrick did walk

59:29 in. Yesterday.

59:30 Yeah, carrying a jug of STD. What the fuck?

59:34 You know Emma. Said that her.

59:36 Brother was in the hallway when I called Outlook guys, I got the

59:39 STD Oh. No, that is into.

59:47 Our room and I was just like, don't worry, it's it is hard.

59:52 To describe what we're doing in this game because like, if you

59:56 know Outlast, you know out, you know Outlast.

1:00:00 I mean, God, yeah, we were me. And you were fucked up.

1:00:02 We're cutting this guy's fucking legs like it makes you want to

1:00:06 play this. Game just cause of the absurd

1:00:08 shit but like I feel like it's more horrifying than you guys

1:00:10 make us out I. I mean, I mean the the.

1:00:14 Characters can't hear you, but also because we we talk over

1:00:17 discord, we don't really know if they can hear you in the game.

1:00:19 And it's, I don't know, like the the.

1:00:21 Scary factor. It's there, I'm sure, because

1:00:25 it's. Multiplayers it's less scary

1:00:26 yeah, it. Definitely.

1:00:28 It definitely feels a lot less. Scary when you're.

1:00:30 It's not like if you're playing the.

1:00:31 Single player game, yeah, it's it's.

1:00:33 Much more gore happy. That's the thing.

1:00:36 If you can't. Handle gore.

1:00:37 Don't play it. Just just definitely don't.

1:00:40 What was? The other thing we had to put a

1:00:42 put this guy through getting waxed by putting.

1:00:46 Wax. On him and then.

1:00:48 Incinerating him, yeah. Like I said.

1:00:51 It it's violent. It's it's violent.

1:00:54 And it's gory. Somebody get a reason?

1:00:56 That you guys are doing this? So the reason?

1:00:59 Is you're trying to rebirth, you're going.

1:01:03 Through quote, UN quote therapy, what you're going through,

1:01:07 psychological analysis and stuff and what you're becoming

1:01:11 terrorists, yes. Yeah, it's funny.

1:01:14 We we, we've done one, we've done 1 rebirth so far and we

1:01:18 caused a plane to go down killing 84 people with a bunch

1:01:21 of Cuban. Nationals on that?

1:01:23 Yep. The the.

1:01:25 More I hear about this game, the more I hate that's.

1:01:28 Like I said, that's if you cannot handle body ward, it's

1:01:33 not your thing. It is.

1:01:34 Not it just can't. You want?

1:01:36 Yeah, especially when the. Game has a specific nudity

1:01:39 filter too, like I know that you guys are talking.

1:01:42 About this like yeah, we like this is funny, but then it's

1:01:44 just like, no, there's some fucked up shit so Oh yeah

1:01:48 there's a. Fucked up game.

1:01:49 You can sugarcoat. It but deep down.

1:01:51 It's fucked up. Like I want people, I want

1:01:53 people to know they're listening to this podcast Like it's not

1:01:55 happy go lucky. Like it's not happy, no.

1:01:58 No, far from it. Like I.

1:02:00 Actually thought. Like you guys are making jokes

1:02:03 about it, but like you guys aren't talking about like the

1:02:05 fucked up part We're we're trying.

1:02:07 To make light of the situation like there are some you remember

1:02:11 you. Remember the mission?

1:02:13 The mission? Feed the orphans.

1:02:15 Oh no. So.

1:02:17 In the in the game, most of the most of the most of the people

1:02:22 you see in the maps are just mannequins.

1:02:25 Mannequins like. Animatronics.

1:02:27 There's mannequins and there's. And then there's corpses or

1:02:30 sometimes live people, but that's a whole different part of

1:02:33 the topic in the mission. It's, oh, you have to feed the

1:02:36 orphans at the orphanages. All the orphans are are

1:02:40 mannequins. There's no actual children

1:02:42 getting harmed in the game, thank God.

1:02:44 Which, Yeah. That would be messed up.

1:02:46 Well, they. You can't do that.

1:02:50 You cannot have any kids harmed in a video game.

1:02:53 No, you can't. No, that's.

1:02:54 Little you can't do that like that would be like, yeah, you're

1:02:58 done. Your game would get your.

1:02:59 Game would get taken off yeah no you stores you're.

1:03:01 Done. Yeah, Like if I, if I.

1:03:03 Was playing a game like this and I know it's fucked up if I were

1:03:06 to saw something like that. I'm uninstalling your fucking

1:03:09 game and I'm going to tell you you're a piece of shit.

1:03:11 Yeah, because that's fucked up. Yeah, that's that's.

1:03:14 So much I don't give a fuck if I see an adult.

1:03:16 Get fucked. Yeah, but if a.

1:03:18 Kid. It's hurt in the game.

1:03:20 I'm fuck you. Yeah, you have a problem.

1:03:22 Yeah, you've got a big problem. But anyways, the mission is, oh,

1:03:26 feed the orphans because they don't want to eat.

1:03:29 And it's like, OK, you have to make soup for them.

1:03:32 And we get up to the first one. It's like, oh, take this bottle

1:03:35 of bleach and make the soup as there's.

1:03:37 Body parts inside of the thing. And so we poured.

1:03:41 The first We poured the first bottle of bleach and it's like,

1:03:45 OK, you got to stir it in before you go with the next bottle.

1:03:48 I go up to it, I pick up the paddle, I start stirring and I

1:03:51 go because personally to me, I'm like, this is really fucked up.

1:04:01 I'm going to make a joke to make light of the situation to ignore

1:04:04 how fucked up this is. It's.

1:04:07 We're cutting off the leg. First mission we do together,

1:04:10 we're cutting off the legs of one guy and it's like, oh, you

1:04:13 have to feed the children the Eucharist and they have a guy

1:04:17 string strung up on a cross still alive at the edge of the

1:04:21 Chapel, and he had to cut off his legs to feed the mannequins.

1:04:25 God. It's yeah.

1:04:27 There's a giant fucking dual handed bow saw that Brandon and

1:04:31 I have to do, so we're like heave.

1:04:36 Oh heave. Oh.

1:04:39 Just ignore how horrifying this is.

1:04:43 Like I'm like. I don't, I don't know if I could

1:04:47 say like this about you, Mark, but I'm, I'm used to playing

1:04:50 these type of games that are super violent.

1:04:52 I mean, yeah, but. Like but.

1:04:55 The thing is, again, we're. Making light of how?

1:05:00 The game is, but it's very graphic.

1:05:03 There is a bunch of nudity and shit.

1:05:05 Yeah, that's what I want to get down to.

1:05:06 Because like, I don't want people getting the wrong idea.

1:05:09 No, like I know Outlast like the game itself is like bad, but

1:05:13 like you'll know like. When we when you hear Outlast,

1:05:18 the thing you're going to think about is how fucked up it is.

1:05:20 Yeah, it is so. That's what you should.

1:05:23 Think yeah, now this. Like I said that this this game,

1:05:28 Outlast Trials, is very violent. There is again a lot of nudity,

1:05:34 not an exception. It's.

1:05:37 You there's a nudity filter. But it doesn't quite know

1:05:41 everything I'm to. Be completely.

1:05:43 Honest, I'm kind of surprised it's not an A rated game.

1:05:46 Yeah, it's like kind of drawing the line.

1:05:48 Oh, that's what you're saying? I think it like meant like.

1:05:50 Nudity filter as in like on steam or something?

1:05:52 No, like the game itself. The game itself.

1:05:55 Has a nudity filter because if you don't have it on you just

1:05:58 see. Wang, you see Wang and you.

1:06:00 See Titty and it's kind of funny.

1:06:04 Right. OK, it's, it's fucked up.

1:06:07 It's so messed. Up, but it is again, this is a.

1:06:10 Game that is for adults and for people that aren't squeamish.

1:06:16 Yeah, now. With that being said.

1:06:19 We just want you to understand the game is not for everybody.

1:06:23 Yeah, and it's. It's just one of those games.

1:06:27 That, you know, it's, again, it's a video game.

1:06:31 It's not real, OK, this is not real.

1:06:35 And nobody's getting hurt. Actually it's, you know, doesn't

1:06:39 mean it can't be. Like just too much for someone

1:06:42 to handle. Yes, like this is a.

1:06:44 Game that if you want to know what it is and you can stomach

1:06:47 to watch some of it to see if you can handle it, that is

1:06:51 probably the best course of action.

1:06:53 Because again, we're not talking.

1:06:56 Yeah, like a saying it's us saying that it's fucked up is an

1:07:00 understatement. So just.

1:07:02 Protect. Yourself, if you're not used to

1:07:04 that kind of graphic nature, do not play it.

1:07:10 Save yourself the headache because some people are

1:07:13 sensitive to that kind of stuff so.

1:07:16 Be aware. What you're playing and

1:07:18 understand that if you hear Outlast, it's most likely a

1:07:24 fucked up experience. Yeah.

1:07:27 But if anybody who does play it and likes the game, yeah, it's a

1:07:30 fun game. Like there's puzzles and stuff.

1:07:32 There's, you know, there's things you got to think about.

1:07:35 It's like a puzzle game first. With a horror aspect, yes, which

1:07:38 is what makes it very interesting.

1:07:40 And some of the enemies are. Really fucking funny.

1:07:43 Gooseberry. She has like a puppet that talks

1:07:47 and has a drill. Yeah, it's fucked up, but I do

1:07:52 want to talk about one more mechanic before we get.

1:07:56 Out of here. So well, we'll talk about the

1:08:02 last two because they're not they're not long.

1:08:04 The drop dash and Sonic Mania band fucking Tastic literally

1:08:09 jump in the air, hold a Sonic starts spinning, he just takes

1:08:12 off. That is so nice to have when you

1:08:16 don't want to stop and then try to charge a spin dash.

1:08:22 The drop dash is so good. It's I still need to play Sonic?

1:08:25 Mania, it's so good. Sonic Mania is the game that

1:08:30 debuted the drop dash and then now in Sonic Origins, which is

1:08:35 like the collection of all the 16 bit Sonic games and I think

1:08:38 the 8 bit, some of the Game Gear games, all of the Sonic 123 and

1:08:45 Knuckles, they all have the drop dash as well now.

1:08:51 The the the. Levels in these games,

1:08:55 especially Sonic 1, the drop dash is odd to use because Sonic

1:09:00 1 is more platform heavy, not speed yeah when you think of.

1:09:05 Sonic. A You think of speed, but the

1:09:06 first game was not meant for that.

1:09:09 It was fast, sure, but it was more platform heavy.

1:09:14 So just keep that in mind. And when you use the drop dash,

1:09:17 be aware of where you're going because nine times out of 10,

1:09:20 you're going to get hit by something.

1:09:22 Yeah, but that the drop dash is great.

1:09:26 I honestly, I love it. I use it all the time.

1:09:30 And the last one is, which is, funny enough, RE4's remake.

1:09:36 The knife parrying overpowered as shit My.

1:09:40 Dad, just you. Find it funny, be like, oh, I'm

1:09:43 being charged out with a pitchfork, Perry, that bitch

1:09:46 with a knife, Harry, I'm going to kick your ass.

1:09:49 Now, no, I Oh no, he's coming up with a.

1:09:53 Chainsaw Perry with a knife. That's amazing.

1:09:58 He. Still.

1:09:58 Has that imperfect condition. The knife.

1:10:03 The knife. Yeah.

1:10:04 Yeah, 'cause it's. The the the knife I have, which

1:10:09 is actually the you get this knife I think after you beat the

1:10:13 game or no, you get you get this knife after you shot all of the

1:10:17 like 16 collectible thing. OK, this knife is the original

1:10:24 knife that Leon had in OGRE 4, but this knife in particular,

1:10:29 when you completely upgrade it, it gets infinite durability.

1:10:34 So, yeah, I mean, you fucking parry anything.

1:10:37 I mean, it's, it's well, it's funny.

1:10:40 Did you know you can also parry when one of the enemies tries

1:10:43 punching you? Really.

1:10:46 Yeah. You.

1:10:46 You. Literally cut.

1:10:47 Their arm off. It's fucking funny as shit.

1:10:50 Like, yeah, I have an old man, like trying to punch me.

1:10:52 I remember the first time I I parried it and I'm like, I just

1:10:56 took your fucking arm off. Now you're stunned.

1:10:58 Come here, motherfucker. And.

1:11:01 Kick his ass. But being able to parry the

1:11:04 chainsaw guy, that is not as easy as you think it is because

1:11:09 it's not a normal like you wait for him to like you if he's

1:11:14 going to. Come at you, you're going to.

1:11:16 Get a prompt on your screen that is the Perry button, but it

1:11:20 becomes red because the game is telling you you need to parry or

1:11:25 you're going to die. I have.

1:11:28 Parried the chainsaw guy probably once or twice, yeah,

1:11:31 because his movements are so erratic, yeah, that it's hard to

1:11:35 know when you're going to be able to actually parry him.

1:11:37 Yeah, because it's also. A timing thing.

1:11:39 Yeah, timing windows on. Parries are ridiculous, which is

1:11:43 funny. I play.

1:11:44 On hardcore, which is a step down from professional.

1:11:49 The reason I play on hardcore is because I've gotten so used to

1:11:52 parrying at the speed of the enemies on hardcore that I've

1:11:56 tried unassisted and they're so slow that I keep fucking up my

1:12:01 Perry. Because you have you want to try

1:12:03 to do a perfect Perry so you stun them so then you can go in

1:12:07 for a melee attack. That's how you save ammo.

1:12:11 No, it's it's so stupid seeing I for the first time, even before

1:12:15 playing the game, seeing Leon fucking Perry the chainsaw guy.

1:12:18 I'm like, wow, yeah, that feels great after how many times my

1:12:23 head has gone poof every time. Fucking.

1:12:26 Christ, man. Yeah, because there's nothing

1:12:28 you can do in the original game. Yeah, you got to just keep your

1:12:31 distance. Yeah, fair enough.

1:12:33 So it's. The fuck man, it's so good.

1:12:37 God, I got I could do that shit all fucking day.

1:12:40 It's just so satisfying. When you get that perfect

1:12:42 pairing, then you. Fucking kick them.

1:12:44 I mean, I got, I got a. Satisfying one if you don't

1:12:47 mind. Yeah, go for it.

1:12:49 Underdogs. I've talked about this way long

1:12:53 ago, but like it's AVR game and you're in this mech called the

1:12:58 Gorilla. And it makes a lot of sense

1:13:00 because you have really tiny legs and you have like really

1:13:02 long arm. You actually have to like move

1:13:04 with your arms as well. You collide across the arena and

1:13:07 you have three health bars, your right arm, your left arm and

1:13:10 your body. And yeah, you can move around

1:13:13 and punch enemies with your arms.

1:13:15 And like the, the, the faster you move your arms, the more

1:13:17 damage you deal. You may even send an enemy

1:13:19 flying and like even into spikes like then they're stuck on

1:13:23 spikes and everything. But like you got to like move

1:13:26 to. Get to enemies as well as move

1:13:28 to dodge enemies. And sometimes you, you know,

1:13:30 like maybe you got to raise your arm because like an enemy is

1:13:32 like coming to attack you and like just move it out of the way

1:13:35 so it doesn't take damage. Otherwise you could be down an

1:13:40 arm in the middle of the map. But like, just the way that you

1:13:42 like, you can glide across the the map and like just swinging

1:13:45 your arms because like you got to like press a button to grab

1:13:48 the the ground and then you can swing yourself.

1:13:52 But like demand is as satisfying when you really, because you can

1:13:55 also, like if you put both arms on the ground and you swing your

1:13:59 arms back and you push yourself forward, you can like basically

1:14:03 do a chest bump into the enemy. Oh, that's cool.

1:14:05 Yeah. It's actually really cool, like

1:14:07 just. The way the movement is as well

1:14:09 as like not only. Do you have to use your arms?

1:14:12 For movement, but if you move your arms for damage as well,

1:14:15 yes, yeah, there. Is no way to.

1:14:17 Move otherwise. Like you can't just use like the

1:14:19 little thumb sticks or whatever to move around.

1:14:22 Nope, you'll have to grab the ground and move it's.

1:14:26 Really insane honestly. As a movement mechanic, yeah it

1:14:29 is. It's.

1:14:30 It's it's very smooth. I mean, you guys have seen me

1:14:32 play it a couple times, yes. So both you and Jack play it.

1:14:35 It's it it. It you just glide and if you

1:14:40 have overcharge you can move even faster.

1:14:42 Oh, it's great. Yeah, that.

1:14:46 That that's it. It's just a small one, like

1:14:48 again, it's AVR only game, but it's very good for AVR only game

1:14:53 and they're trying to work on multiplayer as we speak.

1:14:57 Yeah, I also want. To play that Dungeons of

1:15:00 Eternity or whatever it is. Me too.

1:15:02 I wouldn't play that. I don't know if I got it or.

1:15:06 Not I can't remember, but I do. I think it actually did, but I

1:15:09 do want to play that one. Yeah.

1:15:11 It's either you got it or it's on your.

1:15:12 Wish list, yeah. I feel like, no, I, I think I

1:15:16 got it. I think, I think I'm still need

1:15:18 to buy a wood crew. Oh, Oh yeah.

1:15:21 Yeah, Yeah, that's true. All right, Mark.

1:15:26 Anything else? Yeah, I'm good, man.

1:15:28 OK. All right.

1:15:30 Well, thank you for listening to us ramble about the dentist in

1:15:33 the beginning. How about that?

1:15:35 Oh yeah. Ramble 20 minute ramble.

1:15:37 I forgot about. Your.

1:15:39 Tooth problems? Well.

1:15:41 Was problem was a problem. Not anymore, but yeah, thank you

1:15:46 for tuning into this episode. We hope you enjoyed.

1:15:50 Let us know in the comments what some of your favorite mechanics

1:15:54 are in games. We'd love to see that.

1:15:58 And you are free to unplug and enjoy the rest of your night.

1:16:02 Day or morning? What?

1:16:05 About evening. No, not.

1:16:07 Allowed. To enjoy evening.

1:16:08 Yeah, not here. Evening.

1:16:09 Suck ass, sorry. I killed Mark.

1:16:18 I was all professional and. Shit.

1:16:20 And these assholes come in here and just completely.

1:16:22 And utterly just. Murder it.

1:16:28 That is our job, man. Why don't?

1:16:32 You go ahead and. Push that.

1:16:32 All right. Goodbye.