Flash Games

0:13 You stole my joke and said it louder.

0:18 Dude, I said it. All right, you know what the

0:20 podcast is at this point. Apparently right before

0:25 recording some fuck shit was afoot.

0:28 Yeah, and I, I fucking made Mark keel over for a second.

0:32 I thought this man was going to fucking fall over like that one

0:35 time. Brandon, please.

0:37 Brandon, please. I can't see him.

0:39 I bought everything. Oh, good times.

0:46 I can't see. I can't see.

0:49 Brandon. We got to get out of here.

0:55 They found the discord. Shit.

1:02 I just want to start off and say I can't believe it's almost been

1:07 a year. Just one week.

1:09 I think next year, just one week away.

1:11 Oh my God, Can you guys believe? Yeah.

1:13 I think it's more than that, but.

1:15 I mean a time of recording Brandon, but at time of release?

1:19 Well, time of release, yes, yeah.

1:21 But yeah, that, that that is the 15th yeah of May, Yeah, at the

1:27 time. Whoa, way to date the episode

1:28 God, man. You can date the episode.

1:31 Now they're going to know we do these in bitches.

1:34 Fuck. Fuck.

1:37 They know we're on the immersion brand.

1:38 Yeah, dude, the fuck's wrong with you?

1:40 Why would you tell them that? Now they're going to realize

1:42 that we'd get together every two weeks on a Friday at 6:00 PM.

1:47 And we don't get out. We mean we take fucking 4 hours

1:51 to do 2 two hours worth of content.

1:54 Yeah, because we all fuck around now.

1:55 That's all we do, Brandon. God, you're going to break the

1:57 simulation or something. They're going to call us posers

2:00 now, man. They're really going to find the

2:01 discord now. I hope your life spirals now.

2:08 It already is, have you say? That no.

2:14 Please show me more. Please inform me, enlighten me.

2:20 I'm pretty sure I just had a fucking stroke.

2:25 Oh, another one, do I? Go out that window.

2:32 Oh, defenestration, I see. And this is supposed to be my

2:39 episode. Yeah, well, fuck you.

2:42 I guess man, just up the ass. At least he's blunt about it.

2:49 Yeah. Whoa, man.

2:53 I'm blunt about it. There you go.

2:55 There. You go.

2:57 But yeah, no, it's. All over the fucking wall.

3:00 It's almost. So this chair is not squeaked

3:04 this entire time until just now. That's actually surprising.

3:09 There's always one per episode, always there's been.

3:12 You have to. You have to go back and

3:14 retroactively. You have to edit it into the

3:17 last episode. This is a little Easter egg.

3:25 One day you will not have that chair any longer.

3:30 Seriously, that chair is. I've said it before, but fucking

3:32 trooper. That chair is a fucking trooper.

3:35 I'm just waiting while we're recording and I just go back and

3:37 all of a sudden it just snaps and I hit the floor.

3:40 And if you want my perspective, that chair has been here ever

3:43 since I've known him. That chair is at least 20 years

3:47 old. God damn, it's in at.

3:49 Least 20 years old, it's in. Good condition for 20 years,

3:52 dude. Yeah, it's.

3:53 Still comfortable? Yeah, that's how I you know.

3:55 Hey, All right, This is now the plug for Chair.

4:01 There it is, picking up for last episode.

4:03 Careful, that last one was in the chair.

4:06 What? Do we have today, Brandon?

4:07 What do we have today? What is?

4:09 Yeah. Yeah, Tell us, what are we going

4:10 to eat? What are we going to eat?

4:11 What? Kind of what kind of dish up

4:13 our. Reason, Brandon.

4:14 Appetizers. Brandon Advil.

4:18 Dessert. Ibuprofen.

4:23 Tylenol. Tylenol PM What?

4:27 The fuck was that left? He's fucking Crust in the clown.

4:37 Hey, the rote, did you have the OK?

4:41 What the what are you? What are you motherfuckers been

4:43 doing? Wallowing in pain, playing more

4:48 games, complaining about prices of gas.

4:54 Yeah, that's been the thing, huh?

4:56 Yeah, well, hey man, just fart in our gas tanks.

5:00 They're. Complaining about the housing

5:02 market, It's. Hard.

5:06 You want us to be Debbie Downers now?

5:09 Yeah, we can be, Debbie. I'm already Debbie Downer.

5:11 We we can be Debbie Downers. You guys haven't wanted to play

5:14 for for a Wish with me in too long.

5:17 Oh God, it has been a while so. I'm now I'm really down.

5:21 Yeah, we need to get on that too.

5:23 Yeah. I can make some jokes right now

5:25 but can't do it. Why can't you?

5:32 That's why. That's why he's been waiting for

5:35 the right moment. Oh, I can't get it.

5:42 Yeah, yeah. What are you open playing?

5:45 Definitely far far West. Son of a fucking bitch You non

5:49 truck me thanks you. Definitely far far West.

5:51 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

5:56 It's saying hi. Hello, when you said that I was

6:02 thinking like a spray bottle like.

6:10 I hope when you go back and edit that, hello, it's got an echo

6:18 and I broke him on camera. This is my podcast now.

6:23 Welcome. Come on, let's do it together

6:25 321. Welcome to the plug in from Blur

6:28 4. Why is it always my episodes

6:32 that are derailed like a fucking train?

6:35 This is funny. Hey man, my my last episode we

6:37 talked about about the topic for the story of the time.

6:43 Yes, but at least you got the fucking intro in Hey We.

6:48 Got the intro in there. Hey man, this is for readings.

6:52 The first fucking thing you say. Look, I like to think of this as

7:03 like the Clone Wars TV show. So you have your yellow title

7:08 episodes, the blue title episodes, and then there's the

7:13 red title episodes. You get the blue, Yeah.

7:19 I've also been playing Opus Magnum.

7:22 Changed top thank. You.

7:26 Mark here as well. Yeah, I I actually surpassed you

7:30 by 1 mission so far. I had a feeling, yeah.

7:33 So now you got to take it back. I I haven't like in terms of

7:36 completion or. In terms of completion.

7:39 Yeah, I just haven't been on in a while.

7:41 I I've been. Playing far, far West.

7:43 Yeah. Yeah, Understandably.

7:47 All right. They're both really good games,

7:49 though. Yeah, yeah.

7:52 It just gets difficult. Yeah, it.

7:55 Has to be I I'm stuck on universal solvent right now.

7:58 I almost have a solution. It is nowhere near optimized

8:03 for. Wait, is that the one you have

8:04 to like? Pretty much get like one of

8:05 every, Yeah. So you need, you need one of

8:09 each of the elements, you need 1 salt paired to each element as

8:14 you need a fucking atom of 10 in the middle and it's got to be

8:19 connected in a straight line, but it's it that's the only part

8:24 that connects. It's like, what the fuck?

8:26 There's so much going on. You know I'm stuck on the one

8:31 with the fucking Van der Wheeler, whatever it's called.

8:33 The. Previous one where you have to

8:35 have, I think an Earth or something like that.

8:39 No, not an Earth. It's the it's the downward black

8:41 arrow. Oh.

8:43 Oh God, what was that one You. Don't you have to destroy?

8:46 The the it's like the Mons or something.

8:48 Yeah. And then you had, you have to

8:52 eliminate the the other one. Otherwise it backs up

8:55 everything. This game is complicated.

8:59 Yeah, Patrick explained it to me.

9:01 Apparently he's played it. Really.

9:03 No. I could see my brother playing

9:04 that. Yeah, yeah.

9:06 It's not yeah, he's like, it ain't, it ain't easy.

9:08 Dude, it it. It it's literal mechanical

9:12 engineering is a game. Yeah, and I've I've been somehow

9:15 able to keep up with this guy for now.

9:18 Asterisk TMR. It's just see. It's a better see who's autism

9:25 comes back first. It's.

9:26 Going to be yours. It's going to be.

9:28 I'm stuck on our far, far West, dude.

9:30 I know. Although I think any back in the

9:34 Jedi fall or or not Jedi fall in order I still have to redownload

9:37 that but Jedi survivor. I need to get back into that and

9:41 finish it you. Can yeah, You're going to beat

9:43 the You're going to beat the simulation.

9:46 What's such a bad word for Cal? Cocaine or whatever his name is

9:49 0. Fuck man, dude, no, fuck that

9:53 after you explaining that man. It's in.

9:55 It's in one of our episodes. Yeah, yeah, just just a brief

9:58 recap. If you remember the the fucking

10:00 board game that they play on the Falcon, they made that into a

10:06 mini game in Survivor and it's like you.

10:10 So you select your pieces and you go up against the enemy

10:13 pieces, but it's randomized every time of what everything

10:17 fucking does. So a lot of it just boils down

10:21 to you. You can strategize, but you can

10:26 get fucked overdue to bad luck. That's it.

10:28 Yes, that's the yeah. Yeah, it was.

10:32 I think that was in the games make you rage.

10:34 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That that was the games of me.

10:37 One for Cal Castos or whatever his name is.

10:40 Yeah, it is. OK.

10:41 Yeah, another loss for Cal Castos.

10:46 And what did he have pissed me off?

10:48 Is that, you know, I've already here, raging, simmering.

10:52 Just be like, I'm pissed off of this, but my headset was broken

10:57 so Jack was able to hear this because it was just Jack and I

11:00 in the chat at the time and he just pipes and he's like, yeah,

11:03 that's another loss for Cal Kiss.

11:05 He's like how the fuck? You hearing this?

11:09 Yeah, that sounds like Jack. I was.

11:11 Like, what the fuck? Yeah.

11:14 He's like, Oh yeah, your your bike's picking him up.

11:16 I'm like, oh God, now my headset's fucking broken too.

11:19 Oh God, fuck you for bringing that up.

11:26 OK but update Shelby's like Oh my God Widowmaker fucking snipe

11:31 bitches. Her and me seem pretty stink.

11:36 Stink. OK, I don't know.

11:40 I don't know what the fuck that means, but all right.

11:43 Lingo. Yeah, I'm too old for this shit.

11:47 Might have been might have been like a typo, I don't know.

11:52 I mean, yeah, that could have been.

11:53 Yeah, instead of stink, it stink.

11:55 Stunk, stunk. I mean, it was right there.

11:58 Stinking stonks. Stinking stonks.

12:01 Stonks they know. And I also saw Juno that looked

12:07 like your Raqqa. It was so cute.

12:09 From my Hero. Oh, is that the is that the

12:12 gravity? Is that the one girl with like

12:14 the the fucking white arm bands or some shit?

12:17 And she's got like pink like orbs on her wrists or whatever.

12:19 Yeah, she can. Control gravity, Yeah.

12:26 All I know from that show is the fucking I'm a failure then

12:31 people being like this is also how the Japanese people view

12:35 America's be the American the Japanese people think you are.

12:38 Dude, it's just all my. Tiny rant.

12:41 He just died. Tiny rant.

12:43 The first two seasons they have their peak moments.

12:47 Fuck, in in terms of Deku fucking suck, yeah, it isn't

12:52 until the end of the second season, out of age, mind you, he

12:56 gets control of his abilities. He stops breaking his fingers in

12:59 his arms. I I.

13:03 Tried with that show the one time because our roommate's

13:07 boyfriend wanted us to get into it because he's really big into

13:10 anime. I'm like OK, I'm I'm going to

13:12 try. At least say that I tried.

13:14 I can't get over the Whiting. Deku just whines so much.

13:19 Again, two seasons. Yeah, almost 2.

13:23 Seasons that that would be a turn off for.

13:24 Me. Oh my God, I couldn't do it.

13:26 It's everything. He just whines about himself.

13:29 I want to be like Oh my, Oh my, Oh my, Oh my, Oh my, Oh my.

13:31 I'm like please stop. No.

13:36 So what you're saying is watch not those seasons?

13:39 Yeah, the entire time. Fucking doctor lady, which works

13:44 at the she's a, she's a school nurse, Yeah.

13:49 And she has the ability to heal people.

13:51 Who would have guessed? But it takes like, I think a

13:54 part of the life force or like, or like it speeds up their

13:56 healing. But I don't, I don't know

13:59 exactly how it works, but like, she's like Deku, if you keep

14:02 doing that, you're not going to use your arms anymore.

14:05 You're just not going to be able to.

14:06 Jesus. Yeah.

14:10 So yeah, it's, it's annoying, Yeah.

14:13 Anyway. This.

14:15 Is on a side tune dude. Do we have any more information

14:17 coming out from Asheville? I was just thinking that, man.

14:21 I did look this up recently. Brandon, did you do your stuff?

14:24 A lot, yeah, Yeah. Go ahead.

14:25 Yeah. Yeah, I was just.

14:26 You read my fucking mind. I.

14:27 Was like yeah, on the topic of anime, when's this coming?

14:31 I. Did watch it recently.

14:32 Dude. Premiere in 2027.

14:36 We don't know when though. It's in 2027.

14:39 OK, that's the news. Well, at least we kind of have

14:42 something. It's like.

14:43 Half a year to a year and a half.

14:45 Yeah, it's too long, man. How about more the party?

14:50 Cream puff. Party cream puff.

14:53 And I'm not an anime person, but I.

14:55 Like yeah, I know I miss or watch parties those are.

14:59 Fun. I mean, we can always just watch

15:01 it again, true. Yeah.

15:03 It was entertaining as fuck. It's still like 7 Times Now the

15:06 first two seasons. It just it doesn't get old.

15:09 It's absurd as yeah. Now, so I I haven't actually

15:16 touched this in a week or two, but Capcom Shadow dropped that

15:23 one mini game for RE-9. Oh, really?

15:25 Yeah, I'm fucking weird, man. I, I was like, literally that

15:31 night I was playing RE-9 and I stopped and I'm like, oh,

15:35 there's an update for the game. What the fuck is this?

15:38 You know, I'm like, why? You know, like I was probably

15:40 just a bunch of bug fixes or some shit.

15:42 So I go on like online, I look it up and sure enough, yeah, it

15:45 was the it's called Leon Must Die Forever, literally.

15:51 Now it it makes it sounds weird. Is.

15:55 This, like orcs, must die. It it it's more a keen to one of

16:03 the DLCS from RE-7 that was Ethan Must die apparently it

16:08 it's. No.

16:10 Yes, well, looks like you got to die, but.

16:16 You know the rules. Please.

16:20 No, look at what you've done to my boy.

16:27 He's fine. No, my boy.

16:30 Oh, the real. Oh, the real.

16:34 So basically what this mode is in RE-9 is it's basically a

16:41 roguelike. OK.

16:43 Quite literally you, you play all like you go through the

16:48 sections of the game like Leon sections, and there's like these

16:53 doors that can take you to like if you don't want to go in

16:57 order, you can actually go from the first location, which is

17:00 like the streets and shit to fucking Raccoon City.

17:04 That's probably a really bad idea because you need upgrades

17:08 and shit. So when you get enough kills,

17:11 like there's this little device that gets a bunch of like it

17:17 just levels up and then you use that to get just random perks.

17:22 And there's five different levels of difficulty for this

17:30 where I think, I think 5 is like, Oh my fucking God, this is

17:36 bad. Like it's hard.

17:38 Like it's really fucking hard 'cause the the my first run,

17:42 'cause I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

17:44 I'm just running around and shit, killing zombies.

17:46 And as you go through, there are certain zombies that are

17:50 different colors that it's like blue and red. 1 is the blue guy

17:56 you have to like Perry in order to actually do a lot of damage

18:00 and the red 1 I don't think really has anything too special.

18:05 You just want to kill it and they'll either I think they drop

18:09 like a gun. See, the guns are randomized

18:11 that you get and you can find them throughout like the world

18:15 and all that. And you're also timed on this

18:19 Anyway, it's, it's interesting because I like I said, my first

18:28 run, I'm like, oh, fuck this. I, I see raccoon City streets.

18:32 I'm going to go there. I, I, I told God the zombies

18:41 were just they, they weren't taking damage, but they were

18:44 fucking me up. And then I'm like, oh, hey,

18:47 look, I could go fight the Super tyrant.

18:50 Let's go do that. You yeah, how to work, how to

18:55 go. That ripped in half.

18:57 Like literally ripped in fucking half.

18:59 That's fucking terrible, dude. You're.

19:03 Like, oh, OK, yeah, that's that's pretty scary when even

19:08 the fucking I, I think I had the Requiem hand cannon, you know?

19:12 So I'm like, Oh yeah, I'm ready. Nope, no, you ate.

19:16 It was like a fucking super soaker.

19:19 Like it did fucking nothing. Here comes the fucking tiring,

19:25 you know, the fucking the commentary I was doing when,

19:32 when I finally died, you know, I'm like, oh, this isn't good.

19:34 Oh shit. Oh, he ripped them in half.

19:37 Fuck. Oh, it's full.

19:43 I have completed one rank 1, so now I can go to rank 2.

19:48 And and there are these these different cosmetics you can get

19:54 for Leon, which one of them makes him a literal wolf.

19:59 He has a tail. He's got the ears.

20:01 Yeah, it's fucking weird. But it has different, it has

20:06 like different mechanics for him.

20:08 So you might have a different gun or a locked perk.

20:12 That you can't get rid of that can help you, so I think that's

20:20 you can unlock more of those cosmetics with like the points

20:22 that you get when you complete challenges for the game is one

20:27 of them is literally Leon's fucking Porsche like quite

20:32 literally, if you have seen online, Leon's fucking Porsche

20:36 has a helmet and it the cars on his head.

20:38 Yes, that is real, Andy. I think there's also police.

20:44 Police sirens, police lights that you can have them wear.

20:47 Yeah, I'm making my boy look like an idiot.

20:50 Like what the fuck? All for the fun fact.

20:53 All for the fun. Fact.

20:54 I think the toddler with a propeller head and the fucking

20:56 giant lollipop. Yeah, that's what fucking

20:58 literally what's going on here. I love that.

21:03 It's it's it's fun. I honestly I think you'd

21:07 probably get a lot of enjoyment out of it because of the

21:10 roguelike elements. I mean I did used to play a lot

21:13 of the the top down zombies from Black Ops one three I think.

21:17 Yeah. 4. I think it was no.

21:24 You would just have to. You've got me questioning

21:26 everything now because now I don't remember.

21:28 I thought it was 1. It isn't one, but there's

21:31 another one. Yeah, 3. 4 Black Ops.

21:37 Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

21:39 Yeah. Yeah, it's like top down zombies

21:40 and yeah, like. I guess the only thing is you'd

21:44 have to get used to the mechanics of the game 'cause you

21:47 have to learn how to parry and shit, because I'll tell you

21:50 what, you've got a pair of shit. Don't worry, I'll parry the car

21:54 Look. I I tried.

21:56 I've seen the compilation, I've seen the compliment compilations

22:00 of everything that Leon can fucking parry of the game.

22:03 It's amazing. I did and what we'll get on the

22:06 topic after this. I didn't know this and Mark told

22:11 me that when you're fighting the final boss, he pulls out a

22:15 rocket launcher and shoots it at you.

22:18 I didn't know you could parry the rocket and I did that while

22:23 I was playing that mode. I'm like get this out on my

22:25 fucking face. You know like what man?

22:31 Or a farming but like this is dude.

22:37 OK, one more thing. There's a there's a game coming

22:40 out that I'm kind of interested in, or maybe it has already come

22:42 out, but it's basically about like taking out like a

22:45 mechanical bosses like like excavators and that like it

22:48 shows an excavator. I'm not sure what else is in

22:50 here, but you parry the fucking excavator.

22:54 The wheel like game about gaming, about parrying just goes

23:00 to absurd shit. Yeah, sorry.

23:03 Like I, I, I couldn't even believe that like playing a lot

23:09 of RE-9 and then for the hell, I went back to RE-4, you know, and

23:14 I mean, RE4 definitely has it. I don't want to see it feels

23:19 better than 9 to Perry, but it's also pretty small window to

23:25 Perry because I was playing as Wesker.

23:28 Mr. Whiskers. Mr. Whiskers and the way, the

23:30 way he perries, he perries with his hand.

23:33 He has no knife, OK. And I paired the chainsaw person

23:37 like, 'cause they're I, the, the, the chainsaw women are

23:41 very, are very fast. So you have to be aware of where

23:44 they're at. And I remember it was right

23:46 behind me and I'm like, fuck you.

23:52 Yeah. But yeah.

23:54 So today's topic, we're talking about good old Flash game.

24:00 You OK with her? He's popping his bills.

24:02 And not all PM we were talking about that.

24:05 God damn, he's got us a prop now.

24:09 So we're going to talk about Flash games today and not about

24:13 Tylenol PM. Tylenol PM OK, put down my

24:21 artistic bills. Rattle, rattle.

24:26 It's like Markiplier with the keys.

24:27 Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle. So who wants to go first?

24:32 I'll go first because fuck you. Well fuck you, I'm going to go

24:36 first now. OK.

24:39 I'm here too you. Like that bitch?

24:46 But no, you you were like, Oh yeah, yeah, we're going to do,

24:50 we're going to do Flash games. So I mean, I still play Flash

24:55 games, dinosaur, but I went on to congregate though, see if I

25:02 can find any games that I used to love to play.

25:04 I really couldn't cuz there's so many on congregate.

25:07 So I went to my old trustworthy armor games and they have a lot

25:13 less, way less than congregate. Yeah, yeah.

25:17 And that's the first one I found was armor games.

25:19 So I, I loved, I, I remember the, the armor games intro, the

25:23 swords clashing and then flying out of the shield with

25:26 thearmorgames.com. Anyway, yeah.

25:28 And so I was like browsing through there.

25:29 I'm just like looking at, I'm like, Oh my God, all these flash

25:32 games that I used to play. Holy shit.

25:34 So I started clicking on one 'cause I used to play this all

25:37 the time and it was, I think, Swords, Sword and souls.

25:43 I think I've heard of it, or I've I've seen sword and

25:46 sandals. Yeah, they're probably sword and

25:48 sandals. Yeah, but sword and soul is you

25:53 have this training dummy, this animated training dummy that's

25:56 like talking to you and whatnot. It's like trying to prepare you

25:59 for the arena. Like there's different levels in

26:01 the arena. It's pretty simple.

26:02 It's just it's number value versus number value, how much

26:06 you're taking, how much you're giving, all that kind of shit.

26:08 Yeah. And you can, you can train your

26:10 different stats. There's like 5 different stats.

26:12 And you actually have to do arrow key inputs for most of

26:16 them. So like for damage the the

26:21 training dummy throws apples, you either have to hit high,

26:23 beat em high, middle or low and then behind you is for a star

26:28 and that can give you some extra experience, whatever.

26:32 But then also there's like a couple that you just have to use

26:35 your mouse. There's a shield one which you

26:36 have to like block 360 around you.

26:39 You just have to like move your mouse around to block the

26:41 apples. If if any apples hit you, the

26:45 combo resets. And then there's also the

26:47 archery, which, I'm sorry, get it out.

26:55 I'm sorry for making you lose your train of thought that just

26:58 happened. I don't.

27:00 Know I was going to go through it but then Brandon was being

27:02 silent looking at you like that so I'm like I can't I can't no

27:05 I'm. Going to hear this later and

27:08 fucking forget. Go on, go on before he loses.

27:15 It's like with the archery, you have to actually shoot at

27:17 targets. And if you get the bull's eye,

27:18 which is not too hard, you get like a extra experience, like a

27:22 perfect and like that's just a train.

27:25 And as you level up, you get extra points you could put into

27:27 your own stats as well as like skills and other shit like that.

27:30 And then you just go to the arena.

27:31 You can also upgrade your weapon, your shield, ranged

27:37 armor and something else like your Oh yeah, melee weapon and

27:41 you just go into the arena. It's just a numbers game,

27:43 honestly. But you get you get money and

27:45 then you can spend the money on different things to get more

27:49 passive income or more upgrades or whatever, or like more

27:54 experience even. Yeah, like, it's just it was a

27:56 nice little rabbit hole to go down.

27:58 I'll probably go down it a couple more times like that game

28:02 and yeah, Flash games are again, you got me down that rabbit

28:05 hole. They just talk.

28:06 I was, I was up way later than I should have been because of that

28:09 comment. Brandon.

28:10 I'm like, oh, I'm going to go look at things and then just

28:12 play it. I mean, I'll play a couple.

28:14 Like I said. I could have been at a

28:16 reasonable hour. I'm a I'm a responsible adult.

28:18 Yeah, I'm like, all right, guys, I'm going to go to bed and then

28:20 I stay up. Apparently I joined the voice

28:27 call again, and I don't remember that at all.

28:30 Yep, I literally don't. Like go goong bitch, I.

28:35 Was like, wow, he's peachy. He's peachy you.

28:41 Know like no, I can't blame him. I got him down that rabbit hole.

28:46 It's just deserved. God.

28:52 What about you 2? Have you guys mind you this is a

28:57 safe space, We don't judge. I'm I'm already judging.

29:02 Have you guys played like port a potty flight simulator or

29:06 something? Oh, are you talking about

29:07 downhill? No, God, what is it called?

29:12 What potty racers? I think it is where you pretty

29:15 much you start off the game with a port, a potty, and you're

29:18 trying to get to fly as far as possible.

29:21 I just watch a video about this too.

29:24 So what? 100% in all four of them.

29:26 Oh my fucking God, I remember. I remember TV commercials.

29:30 Yeah, I think for the first or second one, I remember TV.

29:33 Commercials for the commercials? Yeah, there's TV commercials for

29:36 a Flash game. Oh my.

29:38 Or a mobile game. Oh my fucking God, yes, I've

29:43 been holding on to that for a while.

29:45 I guess I need to play. This one I I am glad you know

29:48 it. Christ.

29:49 That's funny so. Basically, you start off the

29:52 game with just a porta potty in a hill.

29:55 Yeah, you're like, OK, so roll the porta potty down the hill,

29:59 you launch it and you're like, OK, got to get it as far as I

30:02 can. And you know, it's it's a

30:05 fucking porta potty on the hill. It's not going to go very far.

30:08 Well, yeah, yeah. So as as you keep doing this,

30:12 you start upgrading the porta potty like OK, so I gave it some

30:15 wheels so we can actually go down the hill a little bit

30:18 better and got some like makeshift wings and eventually

30:22 gets to the point where you got like a fucking jumbo jet going

30:25 down the hill. It's powered by piss and shit is

30:28 fuel. You can go like.

30:31 Could you fucking imagine in real life?

30:34 You're just walking down the fucking St. and all of a sudden

30:37 you see a fucking flying porta potty, Yeah, with a fucking jet

30:41 engine on the back. No, it turns.

30:43 It turns from a porta potty into a little fucking jumbo.

30:46 Oh, it does actually turn into a jumbo jet.

30:47 OK. Yeah.

30:48 Well, still think about that. Not in the first one at least.

30:51 I don't know. I don't.

30:52 Remember which one I played is the thing.

30:55 Well, you got three others, 2-3 or four.

30:58 That's funny. OK, I might need to play this

31:01 you. Need to play it, it's fun.

31:02 It kind of sounds like learn to fly.

31:04 Yeah, yeah. It it's, it's got the basic

31:08 premise of it, but it's it's a porta potty.

31:11 Learn to fly is a great one. You're a Penguin who just wants

31:13 to make it into space. Yeah, that was a good one.

31:16 I played that one. So you start off with like a

31:17 cardboard box with like a like a booster basically.

31:21 And then you can the higher you get, the more money you get like

31:24 the Max height. And then you can also upgrade

31:27 the parts, not only buy parts, but you can also upgrade the

31:29 parts for like the boost. The I think even augment them a

31:32 little bit maybe. I think maybe that was 2 I.

31:35 Think so, but it's something you can modify to change.

31:39 It you're just a Penguin trying to fly, that's all.

31:42 You're trying to get up higher and higher and higher each time.

31:47 Yeah, OK. What about you, Brandon?

31:50 I'm sure you're itching to itching to talk in your own

31:53 episode. Yeah.

31:56 Thank you. Dick.

32:01 Still mad at you about that burp?

32:04 What the? What about the?

32:10 You're cruising for a bruising motherfucker.

32:14 We're so for me when I played a lot was was it black zer black

32:20 zorgs black source God is such a weird fucking.

32:24 This is a weird name to pronounce.

32:26 It's recognizable when you read it, but when you just pronounce

32:28 it, it's weird. Block source.

32:30 Yeah. Basically just a puzzle game.

32:33 Try to get the black in the hole Giggity.

32:36 It's a rectangular prism that you get into a square hole.

32:39 Yes. And the every, you know, the

32:43 puzzle gets harder and harder as it goes.

32:47 Different mechanics might, you know, might have to make some

32:49 platforms or hit some switches and shit, you know, that kind of

32:53 crap. It's it's there isn't really

32:56 much to talk about it because it's so simplistic, but it's one

33:00 graphically is held up really well for a Flash game.

33:06 And it's just, it was something I played a lot.

33:08 Yeah, I remember. God, I remember getting so

33:11 ticked off at it. Like why can't I get this fuck

33:15 blocked to line up correctly? Dude, I remember there was one

33:18 time in fucking computer lab where like we were just playing

33:23 cool math games, whatever. And there was one point, like I

33:26 physically wrote down the the level code because there's a

33:30 code for every level. Yeah.

33:32 And then going home and like booting it up, I think I, like

33:34 did it twice because I had to like, I got through a few

33:36 levels, couldn't beat it, you know, Next day I wrote down,

33:39 like wrote down the code for the next day.

33:41 And the next day I opened it up, put in that code, got to the

33:44 level, and then I finally beat it.

33:45 I'm like, yes, I finally be boxers.

33:46 Look at me. I'm so cool.

33:48 I'm the coolest kid in town, dude.

33:50 I am the coolest one amongst you.

33:54 I am a God bow when I enter. I am a God amongst.

33:58 Men bow when I enter the building.

34:02 All before me tremble in despair.

34:07 Jesus Christ, Yeah, it's good old, good old fun game.

34:14 What about you guys? Another.

34:17 One mark. Oh boy, do I have more.

34:20 Age of War was a good one. Yeah, I forgot about that one,

34:24 actually, Yeah. You played that one, Brandon.

34:28 Age of War. Oh, that was a great one.

34:30 Oh my God, go back through, go back to them and just play it.

34:35 It's great. Basically it's one of those

34:38 games where you have your base, your opponent has your base, and

34:43 you just send units over, they beat each other up and they

34:47 start just attacking your enemy's base.

34:50 What's great about this one is that it actually has Tech Levels

34:55 and as you keep upgrading your units, it starts progressing the

35:01 the eras essentially. So you start off with Cavemen

35:05 and then eventually get to ancient like like classical

35:10 units. Then you get into medieval,

35:13 industrial, industrial, modern, postmodern, futuristic, and then

35:21 it's like singularity tech level.

35:26 Well this remembers aliens, but yeah it gets pretty far.

35:29 And you can also like add turrets as well.

35:30 Like I think you as at the start for your first turd as I get.

35:36 Yeah, yeah. You get like a cannonball or

35:39 something. Yeah, just the caveman versus

35:41 fucking high intelligent fucking life.

35:45 Like, yeah. Fuck yeah.

35:47 But for some reason, the caveman wins.

35:50 Yeah, that'd be. Fuck.

35:53 Yeah. But quite literally, that's the

35:58 whole point of the game. The music is great.

36:02 It doesn't change, but it's the same song over and over and it's

36:05 just it's iconic to people that have actually played it.

36:10 Once you hear it again, you won't unhear it is the thing

36:14 with it. I have what I don't remember it.

36:18 I'll have to pull it up for you after the episode, but you'll

36:21 recognize it. Anyway, I'm going to I'm going

36:24 to do a niche pull here. OK, what you got?

36:27 Free Fred. Free Fred.

36:30 Zoom type. Thank you.

36:32 So basically, I think you're a you're just a dude.

36:36 And then you're friends with a dolphin named Fred for some

36:39 fucking reason. And somebody stole him.

36:42 And so now you take out your boat equipped with a fucking

36:44 weapon and whatnot, and you have to, well, free Fred.

36:47 Yeah. And pretty much as you go on

36:49 with this game, it's like, oh, yeah, there's like a there's

36:51 like little boats or like sea mines or stuff that you have to

36:53 shoot. You have like a turret on your

36:54 gun too. And like, you upgrade your ship

36:57 as you go. Yeah.

36:58 But then you have like this at one point you get far enough,

37:01 once you upgrade enough, you get this giant freighter and like

37:03 it's it's launching stuff that you have to like just destroy

37:07 it. And once you do, you get another

37:11 boat and you have to restart upgrading it.

37:13 But it's stronger. And that happens like a couple

37:16 times. And it's it's to the point where

37:18 there's like helicopters coming to shoot you.

37:20 They get advanced helicopters and there's like missiles coming

37:23 at you. And it's a whole fucking ordeal

37:25 just to get a dolphin off of this defense for a fucking

37:30 dolphin. It's so fucking stupid.

37:34 It's like maybe an hour of play time.

37:37 But it's it's it's fun. It's it's never, it's a flash

37:40 game. It's not really that long.

37:41 Yeah, it's probably one of the most memorable games I've played

37:46 for some stupid fucking reason. So I think for me, there's one

37:55 of the like when you go to cartoonnetwork.com and play

37:59 their Flash games or whatever. Fuck they.

38:01 Had thought about that. Yeah.

38:03 They had an awesome selection of Flash.

38:05 So one I was actually playing yesterday while I was writing

38:09 down some of this shit was the Ed and Nettie candy machine.

38:14 I don't know if you remember that.

38:16 I love that one dude. That one was awesome.

38:19 Yeah, essentially you're trying to get the Jawbreaker into like

38:23 this little like bucket or whatever, but you have to use

38:26 like the kind of like the the original Bioshock.

38:31 You use those like pieces to make kind of a like a little

38:35 thing for the Jawbreaker to go in.

38:38 So you can actually get it to get to the the bucket cuz it

38:42 could literally be on the other side of the screen.

38:44 If, if, if have you played it, Ethan?

38:48 No, no. A good parallel is there's a

38:51 game similar to it that we played through the school where

38:56 you have to try to get like a tennis ball into a bucket.

38:59 I had a feeling. Yeah, Yeah.

39:01 And you have all these random bits and bobs and stuff in order

39:04 to just kind of get it there. If I remember correctly, there's

39:08 like for the edit anyone? There's like different tubes and

39:12 shit that does different things. Yeah, it's a different shaped

39:14 tubes. There's like the straight ones

39:16 to horizontal and then you have the kind of like.

39:20 Loop de loop. Loop de loop or cock eyed one or

39:23 yeah, it's yeah, it's like that. It's just super freaking random

39:28 and you. Yes.

39:30 Go on. And you just had to build a

39:32 complete path from where it spawns into where it needs to

39:35 go. It's.

39:36 Kind of stupid simple. Yeah, I mean.

39:38 But it's fun. I'm not sure if there's probably

39:41 was on the Cartoon Network one, but another edit and a game it

39:44 was like food fight or something like that.

39:47 I. Don't I remember that?

39:48 I remember that. Yeah.

39:50 You are throwing the fucking room and you're throwing food at

39:53 each other. Yeah, yeah.

39:55 I think you get to pick a character too.

39:57 Or like as you play, you unlock different more characters and

40:00 yeah, yeah. Oh my fucking God, yeah.

40:02 That was fun. Wasn't wasn't there wasn't there

40:05 also a a vehicle fighting one for it and it and it?

40:09 I think so, yeah. I don't, that's the only one

40:11 I've played right now. It was a food fight one, I

40:14 swear. It's like a racing Derby game or

40:17 something. I swear I remember playing

40:19 something like from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

40:23 Yeah, so they they had, they had a couple that the word, the

40:27 really big one was the you make your own imaginary friend.

40:31 And then you. Do a bunch of tours around the

40:34 house and you can unlock more mini games.

40:36 Like I remember there was one with the tall guy, the tall red

40:40 1 and you could like shoot laundry into the oh.

40:44 Yeah, I remember. That.

40:47 OK, this just came to mind. Can I just, can I just say

40:50 something? Yeah, I feel like in this day

40:52 and age, if I don't know how to describe it, how to exactly

40:57 describe this. But thinking about it, doesn't

41:00 Among Us feel like a Flash game? It's got the aesthetic.

41:04 Kind of, yeah, it's got. The aesthetic it it, it looks

41:07 like it would be if it wasn't a stand alone right?

41:10 Yes, it would be, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

41:13 I feel like if it was made back then it would be different, but

41:16 you could probably see some similarity.

41:17 Like the UI completely looks like a flash game, yeah.

41:20 Yeah. It makes you it makes you wonder

41:23 if that was intentional. Yeah, really.

41:25 You know, I mean, I personally never played it.

41:31 I I just don't think I'd have a good time with.

41:33 It I have, I don't like social deduction games.

41:37 I, I, I I. Yeah, I don't.

41:38 Feel bad for lying. Plus I don't know how to lie.

41:41 Those kind of games, I get that I.

41:42 Blame my wife, I learned how to lie through her.

41:47 Love you baby. Yeah, she is good at lying, but

41:51 I've caught her. Yeah.

41:54 You know, you don't know what you're taught.

41:56 I do. I know when I catch her in a

42:00 lie. Oh, same thing with Becca.

42:03 I know when I catch you in a lie, you start and you start

42:07 getting all fucking nice lovey dovey.

42:12 You know, I'm like, you did some love you, Becca.

42:20 What about you guys? The other ones.

42:22 I'm I'm stuck on Cartoon Network now.

42:24 Yeah, I'm trying. To think of other ones, I mean,

42:26 I I did talk about chasing shadows because that originally

42:29 was a flash game later put on Steam, but.

42:37 There's just the fucking cheer. There's.

42:39 Just I mean, did you guys ever play Sunny?

42:43 There's Sunny Sunny 2 and Sunny 3.

42:45 There's a good trilogy or something.

42:48 I remember like, because there was a whole my old Greatest

42:54 Games and Armor games and like that, that was one of them was

42:56 the Sunny Trilogy. Yeah, I tried playing it.

42:59 I really couldn't get into it. Although I do remember back in

43:05 fucking high school or whatever, it was like the game of the year

43:09 on armor games and there was like a whole tournament bracket

43:11 for and everything. And I was like, it was between

43:13 Sword and Souls, which I talked about and gem craft and I was

43:16 like, yeah, Jim Craft, let's do it, Let's do it.

43:18 Like I voted on everything. Like I was all for it.

43:20 And I was like swords and Souls. I'm like that's game stupid.

43:25 Stupid I. Mean I've always been a tower

43:27 defense boy. Yeah, I can talk about the

43:30 Balloon Star Defense 5. I.

43:32 Started out as a tower whenever game.

43:35 I was going to say we, we even said that.

43:36 Yeah. Balloons.

43:37 That was, yeah. Balloons is my fucking jam,

43:40 especially 6 so good, but you know 5 like I just remember like

43:44 the first time booting it up and like I've seen four played at

43:47 the time I didn't know it was 4, but I've seen four played.

43:50 I'm like, you know what, let's play 5 and like this is kind of

43:52 when they revolution. I think they did the two path.

43:55 Maybe that was three. I don't exactly remember, but

43:58 like this is when at least from like not my knowledge, feel free

44:05 to say in the comments, but this is like when they finally had

44:08 cross patting in the game and it was it was awesome.

44:13 Just like just seeing all these balloons and it was just, it's

44:19 weird going back to what I will say.

44:21 Yeah. Yeah, 'cause the whole, the

44:23 whole wave system is different from 5:00 to 6:00 and it's just,

44:26 there's so many memories tied to 5 though.

44:28 Yeah, I just keep coming back going, man, this game is fucking

44:31 difficult even on easy, dude, that's awesome.

44:36 But I, I still, I still remember playing on, I think it was

44:40 congregate at that point, and the guy was playing with

44:42 somebody else on my Toshiba laptop.

44:44 Yes, that's how old it was. Oh my God.

44:47 Toshiba laptop. Yes, Sir, that's what I was

44:49 doing. And we got to an absurd wave.

44:54 It was like 2200 something. I didn't remember.

44:56 We were we were there for a long time, mind you, hard stop set.

45:00 I think 85. Yeah.

45:02 So we were there for a while and he put down pineapples.

45:07 Just random something like just a fucking do something or

45:10 whatever. We filled the entire map.

45:11 He couldn't place down another monkey, so he just started to

45:13 play some pineapples. My screen went black.

45:18 Oh no. So I couldn't see the game.

45:21 Yeah, I could use text chat. I could see the text.

45:25 I couldn't see the game. And I'm like, dude, stop, stop,

45:29 stop. We're going to like, I can't

45:30 see. My screen is black.

45:32 He's like, all right, I'll stop the pineapples.

45:34 He stops it comes back, starts doing it again, goes black.

45:40 I crash. I think that's like the last

45:45 time I played it on Flash. I probably played it other time,

45:50 but like, that's like one of the last times that I played on

45:52 Flash. It was just so good, man.

45:57 I mean, I have the whole because you need Flash in order to play

46:00 it, but I have the whole like balloon star defense or just

46:03 balloons. Archive, Ninja, Kiwi Archive.

46:06 That's what it is. Yeah.

46:07 Yeah. So you have like SAS zombies,

46:11 you have balloons? All of them, yes, except for I

46:15 think 6 I. Remember Ninja Kiwi being

46:18 extremely prolific with their flash games?

46:21 Oh yeah, I mean like, it's weird to think that Ninja Kiwi being

46:28 known for balloons also does SAS zombies, Yeah.

46:33 Yeah. It's like, woah, 'cause I

46:36 remember playing 3 on my phone, I remember playing with that.

46:39 And he's like, yeah, my buddy, like one of my bowling buddies

46:41 at the time and he's like, yeah, dude, I have that.

46:42 We can play together. And so we did, yeah.

46:46 It's just crazy. I don't know, Cutesy balloon

46:49 popping game, blood, zombies, gore, death, guns.

46:53 Oh. Man, what a shit.

46:55 Dichotomy of man. Just there's so many Flash games

47:03 out there. I really just miss flash games

47:07 in general. Me too.

47:09 Yeah. It it really felt, it really

47:13 feels like looking back on it after Flash was just removed, a

47:17 lot of the soul of the Internet was just sucked away.

47:20 Yeah, and like you can still get Flash downloaded.

47:23 I'm sure Flash games are still made, but it's not how it was.

47:27 No, like back probably 12 years ago, yeah, that's when I and in

47:34 that was my heyday of it, yeah. Yes. 12 years ago, that's like,

47:37 that was like the peak in fucking Flash games.

47:40 That's when there was just games coming out left and right and

47:44 you could just play them. You could just play them.

47:46 You could just. Play them, and if you don't like

47:48 it, yeah, Click to one or the other.

47:50 Hundreds or thousands of Flash games out there.

47:52 Yeah, you had a lot to choose from.

47:55 That's like I, I know there's AI think a Flash archive website

48:03 that exists. It has, I think majority of

48:05 Flash games archived. So they're safe.

48:08 Yeah, yeah, 'cause these people were working on this when when

48:12 Flash announced that they were getting, they were ceasing it.

48:16 So that is a way to play them, you know, but I, I guess it

48:22 just, it still sucks because you can't just go to the websites

48:25 that. They were on.

48:26 They used to exist. I mean, that's defunct.

48:29 I mean, you can still go to congregate congregate's kind of

48:31 changed. And also armor games.

48:32 I think armor games is still the same as it was.

48:34 But yeah, it's just the fact that the games have been like

48:37 fucking halted the dirt. Yeah yeah, because of it.

48:41 One thing I will say is I'm kind of nostalgic for flash games

48:43 just because of the like the one-dimensional audio, like it's

48:46 all flat. It's all flat.

48:49 It's like. It comes from a different time.

48:52 It does, and it's just. A more simple time a.

48:54 More simple time, when the Internet was much more of a

48:57 freer resource. Yes.

48:59 Instead of, unfortunately, the corporate hellscapes that we

49:04 find today. And now I hear I am scrounging

49:06 for deals on Steam. Well.

49:09 I'd be a peasant. Unfortunately, you have to be,

49:15 you know. It's well, at least I don't ask

49:17 my mom for $17.00 now. I know I'm a peasant.

49:21 I'm a big ass peasant. I know, I know.

49:25 For a game you played once. I'm a peasant.

49:31 Leans harder into it. If you can't beat it, you join

49:37 it. It's deep.

49:39 Yeah. Oh, man, this game is great.

49:42 I'm going to go buy this. Oh wait, Bubby.

49:47 Bubby, I'm always done to play it with you if you want.

49:50 Always. My I know I'm.

49:53 Constantly playing. I'm a bit stupid.

49:56 See me open it like 10 times a day because I'm like, oh, I'm

49:58 going to play this, fuck this and turn it off, OK?

50:00 I want to play it. Again, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have

50:05 noticed that much. Oh, I got off it.

50:07 Yeah, 'cause I played Nightmare. I'm like, this is the best way

50:09 to level I die. Fuck, just give it stupid, yeah?

50:13 5 minutes later, oh hey, he's back on it.

50:16 No, he's off it again. Hold on, it's just the robot

50:24 cowboy aesthetic. It's blend so well.

50:27 It does it really. Drags you back in, yeah.

50:33 So I have one that we all can talk about.

50:36 What you got? Happy wheels.

50:40 Yeah. I've tried to play it, I have

50:44 played it, but I've tried. Oh man, so much fun.

50:48 Some of those levels were fucking bullshit, but they're

50:52 fun and I think you can still play Happy Wheels.

50:55 Oh yeah, you can. For sure.

50:56 Yeah, for sure. I just don't know if there's

50:58 anything new. In an.

50:59 Oh yes, there, really. Spelling.

51:01 It still has an amazingly active community.

51:04 I thought there's A and like, they always follow the Youtubers

51:07 too. They always follow.

51:09 It's like Grey still plays, at least did play it, Yeah.

51:12 And there was a bunch of like, oh, Grey can't beat this or

51:14 whatever, you know, just like PewDiePie can't beat this,

51:16 Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, whatever.

51:19 And then I think also specifically Dottie and Nogla,

51:24 they have like their own combined channel.

51:25 Yes, they played that as well. And there were still people

51:30 being like, this is for them or like terrorizer, this is for

51:33 Nogla. It's like whatever.

51:34 Yeah, my God. Why?

51:35 I didn't know they were still active.

51:37 That is so nice. That is so nice.

51:40 I 'cause I I thought after they said like they were happy wheels

51:44 was done or whatever, it's going away or some shit.

51:47 No, like it's still here. It still has a very vibrant

51:50 community that's amazing after so long.

51:53 Keep going, keep going as long as you can.

51:55 Yeah, God, that's awesome. Makes me want to play it now.

52:00 To me it's just a nice slice of the oh God, when did that come

52:06 out? Like mid 2000s or like early

52:08 twenty 10s. It was, yeah.

52:10 It was like 2000. You can do it, Evan.

52:17 Let's see. 2012. Search it up, Mr. Ethan, what we

52:21 got. I might be wrong.

52:27 I forgot the name totaljerkface.com yes.

52:29 Yes, total. Jerkface.

52:31 That's right. God damn it.

52:34 God. 2010 Just. 2010 OK, that makes sense.

52:40 Yeah, that makes sense. Peak of flash right there.

52:43 Yeah, that's when they're the just the 10s.

52:46 Yeah, fucking in. General and then Happy Wheels

52:48 just stole the crown. Yes, God damn.

52:52 I remember somebody like playing that in computer lab and I'm

52:58 like. How'd you get here?

53:01 That game is so gory, if the teacher saw that they would shut

53:06 that shit down. Man, I would always play as the

53:10 was the father and his kid on the bicycle and I'd be like

53:13 little Teddy get the fuck off and he's flying.

53:16 Oh my God. Wait, OK, this is this is not a

53:18 flash game, but I just had a fucking memory because me and my

53:22 buddies, this is at school, at high school, we had laptops,

53:25 right? Yeah, yeah, I remember.

53:27 And so we all opened up our laptops to play Garry's Mod prop

53:31 hunt. There was like 4 of us.

53:32 By the way, this was in wood shop class as well.

53:34 This teacher's really fucking cool.

53:35 How the fuck were? You guys playing Garry's Mod?

53:39 I think it was. You were going to get through

53:40 like the there was. Nothing so so let let me just

53:45 preface this. At the the for the first year we

53:48 had the laptops, their security was honestly just dog shit.

53:52 Oh. Yeah.

53:54 Yeah, They really didn't have it much in wakes.

53:56 It was like they were, they were just like, all right, no porn

53:58 sites, none of that. Like, like nothing adult,

54:00 basically. Yeah.

54:01 Yeah. And that was it.

54:02 Now there's a lot of safeguards. I was going to see you can't

54:04 even like were you guys playing this through Steam?

54:07 Yes, OK, because you can't install Steam on a a fucking

54:10 computer like that now. Because I, I remember playing

54:12 Terraria on, on a fucking Mac. Whatever.

54:15 Yeah, man, fuck. That's one of the few games that

54:17 I could at the time, Yeah. Yeah.

54:18 Well, I'll, I'll preference this reference this this we had we

54:22 had another friend named Brandon Who was he?

54:26 He was he he understands computers at a far higher degree

54:30 than even I do with with with just being able to break

54:34 software. I.

54:35 Know who you're talking about? Yeah, yeah, Beans that that was

54:40 his nickname. Oh yeah.

54:42 Wait, was it shit? Brand Harbour?

54:45 Yeah, yeah. But he was just able to just

54:49 break the security software, install a couple lines of code

54:55 for anybody that asked him to. Hey can you please jailbreak my

54:59 MacBook so that way I can install shit onto my MacBook

55:03 that the school doesn't want? So I was able to we were able to

55:07 install steam. I got I message re enabled back

55:12 on it. It gave us administrative access

55:15 to the computers again. Oh God.

55:16 I. Remember when they I'm going to

55:18 finish my story first. But yeah, they were.

55:20 The teacher was walking around as we were playing and whatnot,

55:23 and he's like, you guys can't use that because he was

55:26 referencing the guns in the game because of school violence.

55:30 Well, yes, you guys got to use the crowbar because it was the

55:33 least offensive weapon. I'm like, yeah, Gary Smaud with

55:36 a crowbar. Are you serious?

55:37 Yeah. Anyway, yeah, No, I remember

55:43 there was a game like it was like a hexagon or it, it was

55:47 like the hexagon game or whatever.

55:48 Are you talking about the running game or something?

55:50 It was, I think that was. Also running it it it it, it's

55:53 like the running game. I know what you're talking

55:54 about. Yeah, there was like a fucking

55:55 hexagon and we're just going to use your ear keys to go around.

55:58 And it was old and I remember that being.

56:01 But everywhere, everybody, everybody was.

56:04 Playing. Everybody was playing it.

56:07 And it, it, this wasn't something that wasn't like

56:09 restricted to us. It was built into the the

56:12 computers. Yeah, because it was in the

56:14 fucking App Store. We were just downloading apps.

56:17 They didn't have any security. They might have, but this is,

56:21 you know, this is. This was something that was

56:22 already pre loaded on the laptop.

56:24 Oh OK, so they OK SCSC? Again, this is like this this we

56:28 were like one of the first years to have the laptop so.

56:30 OK, so they really didn't have. No, we, we were the first year.

56:34 True. Yes.

56:35 No. That makes sense I.

56:36 Think it was what, sophomore? It was sophomore year because I

56:39 came back. Yeah.

56:40 Yeah, and all of a sudden they're like, oh, hey, laptops.

56:43 I was like holy shit. Man, you guys are lucky you guys

56:45 had Macbooks. You know what?

56:46 I had? Chromebook.

56:49 Sorry. Dude or a shitty HP.

56:52 They kicked. They kicked after the laptops

56:55 came in. They kicked all those over to

56:56 the middle schools and the elementary schools.

56:58 Really. Yeah.

57:01 Oh yeah. Because because as we were going

57:03 through middle school, they started becoming a lot more

57:05 popular in the middle school. I really didn't see them in the

57:09 middle school though. They were very rarely used, but

57:13 I think whatever the high school had, they just shipped it out

57:16 because they're like, well, we have the laptops now, we don't

57:19 even need these at the high school.

57:22 Interesting. OK, Yeah.

57:24 Did you know that he works at Electronics Flip?

57:26 Brandon Harbor, where Electronics Flip.

57:30 Really. Yeah.

57:31 Wow. Yeah, I've seen him in there a

57:33 couple times. I think he brings his cat in

57:34 too. That's awesome, yeah.

57:37 Yeah, when they're, they have like a whole bunch of like retro

57:39 games and whatnot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

57:41 OK. Yeah, yeah, he works there.

57:43 Yeah, no shout out to you, man. You, you're a fucking.

57:46 Genius. It's fucking awesome.

57:50 He's still chilled it this day too.

57:51 Yeah, that's good. I'm happy he still is.

57:55 Damn. You will like him.

57:57 Yeah, I'll have to say yeah, kind of cool, OK.

58:00 Yeah, just real quick, just to piggyback off of Ethan being

58:04 like, Oh yeah, we played Terraria in the high school.

58:08 Just a shout out towards Stellaris again.

58:12 That game is turning 10 years old.

58:16 God. I played that on the Macbooks in

58:19 the high school. It was able to handle.

58:22 It not well. OK, that makes sense.

58:26 I booted it up and that thing started like I was taking off in

58:30 the fucking hub. Dude, I remember playing flash

58:33 games. If we want to go back to Flash,

58:34 I remember playing Flash games with you and the hub.

58:37 Yeah, we had a great time, yeah. Are you making your fucking

58:41 MacBook sound like a jet engine? Yeah, God.

58:44 They're Flash. They're Flash games.

58:46 They're not. That much?

58:47 Well, I mean it. It's hilarious.

58:49 I. I abused that laptop.

58:51 I played from the depths on it. Jesus Christ, what's next?

58:56 Oxford not included. I didn't have money at the time.

58:59 See what a game that actually ran really well on a MacBook

59:04 was? BioShock Infinite.

59:06 Really. Actually ran?

59:07 Really. Surprisingly, yeah.

59:09 And you really didn't have to like turn the graphics down that

59:12 much. And it yeah, remember my buddy's

59:16 MacBook? He got like a 2015 MacBook Pro.

59:20 It it ran it good. Which is really interesting is

59:26 that comes from a yeah, from an era where it was like

59:28 transitioning into into what we have today, but it was just

59:34 optimized so well for what it was.

59:36 Yeah, because those are just old Intel X and now you're in the M

59:40 series, which those can handle games as well now.

59:44 Yeah, like, I mean, fuck man, I was able to run RE4 on my

59:49 fucking iPad. Yeah, RE4 remake.

59:54 Oh shit. They had like a free a free demo

59:57 or whatever and it ran well. That's awesome.

1:00:01 And it didn't look like shit. That's good.

1:00:03 So it's like, man, those fucking M chips are fucking great.

1:00:08 Yeah, it's that ARM processing. Because our ARM is great because

1:00:13 you can scale it. Yeah, it's a mobile processor,

1:00:16 sure, but that doesn't mean shit.

1:00:19 Yeah, there's super computers that use ARM, I forget which.

1:00:25 What country has the, like, huge fucking like, super computers?

1:00:30 I don't know if it's us that runs ARM, but.

1:00:35 Oh, I thought, I thought you were about to talk about Taiwan

1:00:37 for a second where they meet the the chips.

1:00:40 Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe does.

1:00:44 No. Oh, OK, No, we are at an hour.

1:00:51 Oh shit. Whoa.

1:00:53 It was light out. Now it's dark.

1:00:56 Whoa, whoa. Ookie.

1:00:58 Ookie. Whoa.

1:01:04 First he burps, then he yells. What is next, he farts.

1:01:08 If you want you do that. I swear to God, I swear to fuck.

1:01:13 You will blow my fucking ears out man.

1:01:18 Why is that wave form? Look really?

1:01:20 Jesus Christ. Oh, I guess you want to wrap up.

1:01:24 Yes, hey. Just finished up our nostalgia

1:01:30 trip for flash games. Yes, flash games.

1:01:33 Let us know what kind of flash games you played in the comments

1:01:37 below. You can find us on Spotify,

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1:01:49 I've been throwing it everywhere.

1:01:51 YouTube as well if that's you know your fancy.

1:01:56 Tell me you've been doing on YouTube and TikTok.

1:02:00 Yeah, so TikTok we have, there should be like 2 videos up that

1:02:05 just some tests that I was doing that are just kind of like

1:02:09 shorts or whatnot, same name plug in for player 4.

1:02:18 I'll be sure to try to get that link for the TikTok in the

1:02:20 description. And also just a reminder or I

1:02:29 guess maybe not really a reminder, but we're getting the

1:02:32 next episode of Lay Your Frontier together.

1:02:34 You're just having some issues with getting the footage to me.

1:02:39 And we figured this out now, so Ethan will catch up the speed

1:02:43 and how me and Mark did that. Yeah, we had to change some

1:02:46 things. It's a lot easier now.

1:02:48 It's a lot. It's a lot easier.

1:02:50 It's a lot more reliable too. I'm not waiting for like 4

1:02:53 hours. Yeah, that's good.

1:02:54 Yeah, it's. Great to finish up.

1:02:58 So we're going to try to get that out as soon as possible.

1:03:03 But again, thank you for listening.

1:03:06 We hope you enjoyed and we will see you in the next one.

1:03:13 Really special. One too really special one is 1

1:03:16 you. Better not miss out.

1:03:17 You better not miss. It don't miss it.

1:03:18 It's a one time event only, yeah.

1:03:20 One time it'll be on the out there.

1:03:22 Forever. It's a one time event only and

1:03:25 then you can just rewatch.